#it was an accident :| he swears

[banefulbenevolence]

@hellscaress

🔪 / my durge? - totally an accident, she swears

'Or what, you'll stab me?' The words hung heavy as she answered the question. He stares at the knife buried in his middle, and then lifts his gaze to look at the aptly named Dark Urge before him. Pain was a distant concept -- perhaps it was shock, perhaps he was simply shocked. Already his brain is racing with what he ought to do and ought not to do. He takes hold of the knife hilt with one hand and shoves his god-bound ally back with the other. "Rhetorical. It was a rhetorical question."

#hellscaress #a few liberties if you don't like i can rewrite #he might stomp on her foot once #it was an accident :| he swears

[calam4r1]

Saw this theory on twitter about Al’s possible colourblindness when he arrived in hell as a deer demon. I couldn’t stop thinking about it.

#hazbin art #hazbin hotel #his whole outfit is red by accident #alastor prbly told vox ‘u r the only splash of colour in my life’ and vox took it as a love confession #except he meant it literally #YALL WITH THE PISS VISION I SWEAR- #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #staticradio #radiostatic

[latenightsundayblues]

This idea came to me in a dream and it impacted me so violently i had to sit down for a while

Diana being ADAM'S daughter instead of Lawrence's. Financially struggling single father Adam. Trying-his-best father Adam. Can anybody hear me

#i also get to project the experience of growing up poor onto Diana lmfao #with the way their ages match up I wonder if she'd be his Young Adult Accident™ or just the daughter of an ex gf he ended up taking care of #Lawrence would swear up and down he's not really a kids person until Diana comes along and he just falls head over heels for her #buying her toys and treats and planning fun little trips to amusement parks #all the stuff Adam can't afford #calling her the sappiest most embarrassing pet names of all time lmao #saw #saw fanart #saw movies #adam faulkner stanheight #adam faulkner #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #diana gordon #saw lawrence #saw adam #chainshipping #latenightsundayblues art tag

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 264

Danny squints at his tiny hands, eyes narrowing as Clockwork hums in the kitchen. Which he wasn’t even aware of having been in LongNow. Maybe it wasn’t. He huffed, voice too squeaky for him to continue complaining. Stupid time accidents. 

Which wasn’t even starting on the other figure awkwardly sitting at the table. 

He glowered at the Ghost King, who kept glancing at him with an unreadable look in their eyes, then looked back towards where Clockwork was. His scowl deepened over his cup of tea- which wasn’t fair, he wanted coffee but nooo, that’s not healthy for ‘little ghostlings’. Ugh.

Sometimes he wished he was fully ghost so he didn’t have to apparently worry about his living body having to grow back up.

#Prompts #Danny Phantom #Pariah Dark x Clockwork #Pariah looking at tiny ghostling with his pale skin & clockwork’s white hair: Oh no #Pariah looking at his fiance who helped lock him in a sarcophagus: Well I can’t Not marry him now #When you stop attempting to conquer the worlds to seduce your ex-fiance #and try to bond with your maybe-son #Danny had a time accident & being immune to CW’s power means he is stuck like this #And THEN Vlad decided to be an IDIOT and release this GHOST KING ASSHOLE #Who keeps FLIRTING with his CLOCKPA- #Oh Ancients he’s acting like a child oh no #Space Core Danny #Time Core Clockwork #Dark Core Pariah #Pariah & Fright Knight are brothers & PK keeps rambling to him #If you want to make this a crossover go for it #DCxDP #DPxDC #JL Dark gets word that someone let out a reality destroying king of infinity #dp x marvel #The heroes who time travelled are going to get yelled at by Clockwork for destroying their entire reality #Only interrupted by Pariah and tiny child who keeps biting him #“Clockwork who taught the child swears-” #Heck could do multiple crossovers #DC heroes arrive to this chaos

[jack-gourdon]

Can this man have a break for FIVE MINUTES

#qsmp spoilers #qsmp #qsmp eggs #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp tilin #qsmp fanart #I gave Tilin duck wings #YOUR HONOR IT WAS AN ACCIDENT #HE DIDNT KILL HIM I SWEAR #PLEASE THESE EGGS ARE DESTROYING ME I CANT DO THIS #my art

[exhaustedalien]

this is my horse, he has every disease

#i love the stinky horse he did die in a landscape glitch accident tho #also i swear john yelled that at war after he tamed him but i cant find the quote in the wiki #sorry 2 ppl who know what horses look like i am not one of u #john marston #undead nightmare #rdr1 #red dead redemption #my stuff

[jkitsjayx]

god rewatching the clips and just. the murder mystery gift was so fucking funny.

pac, mike, richarlyson, and foolish were just tazing each other before the ceremony for no reason and out of NOWHERE went "hey, what if we leave a dead body at the wedding with no explanation? just kill one of us and wait for someone to find it?" and everyone agreed. "yes, this is a normal and fun thing to plan. of course, let's do it right away." then they made a whole murder mystery, with evidence on the body and a mysterious shack in the woods. also they tried to frame it on slime for some reason??? after setting it up they all just sat in the wedding venue like "why did we do that?" "no fucking clue. i think it was the tazers."

and then they followed through and did it anyways. and the groom did indeed thoroughly enjoy it as a wedding gift.

#qsmp #also #when they caught foolish and he was all 'it was an accident i didnt meant to i swear !!!!' #and cellbit was like 'oh no yeah i get that. it just happens.' #'how many times did you stab him?' 'uhhh 4 times' 'yeah yeah 4's an accident number. i forgive you.'

[bookshopsandtea]

The first (and last) time that Stanley was allowed in the Narrator’s office. (He used them as drawing paper)

#the stanley parable #tsp #tspud #my art #digital art #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #the stanley parable narrator #tsp art #it was an accident he swears

[evilfarmin]

Sam: this is why no one likes you you're so insensitive.

Wes:

Danny: REESES PUFFS REESES PUFFS

#danny phantom #dp #sam manson #wes weston #dpau #full ghost au #art? #wes: i swear danny i will find your murderer and bring them to justice. danny: lmao fireball no jutsu idiot #i call this how to get away with murder au in which sam and tucker were present for the accident that killed danny totally #so theyre keeping quiet through the investigation and wes is psychic! so he can see danny's ghost and is trying to solve his murder #but danny doesnt want to get sam and tucker in trouble so je is thwarting both the police and wes #gif?

[murk888]

once again I draw him and his face somehow looks very kind🥺🤲 aww

more versions!

and!

*pat pat* (thank @taralen for this addition heheh)

#art #digital art #artists on tumblr #spamton #deltarune #big shot spamton #big shot era #my little meow meow spamtong #🥺🥺🥺 #he came out so soft and cute again on accident i swear

[rebouks]

Previous // Next

Bruno: You’ve just gotta leave her to it, y’know? Ivan: But-… Bruno: No buts. Ivan: Gah! I don’t wanna miss anythin’ is all. Bruno: The more you mither her, the more she’ll avoid you. Ivan: I know. Bruno: At least since she waited so long, we’ve less time to wait. Ivan: It wouldn’t surprise me if she’d waited ‘til it popped out-.. I’m annoyin’ as fuck, ain’t I? Bruno: Not to me. Ivan: [scoffs] Weirdo. Bruno: This weirdo’s just gonna have to do a stand-up job of distracting dad-… Ivan: Do not fuckin’ ruin it! Bruno: Pfft, you did it to me. Ivan: One time, B! I said it once, n’ I wasn’t even bein’ fuckin’ serious any-… [Bruno devolves into laughter, Ivan’s far too easy to wind up] Ivan: [snorts] Shut up. Bruno: Got any names in mind? Ivan: We don’t wanna get too far ahead of ourselves, do we? Bruno: Hm. Ivan: It’s gotta begin with P though. Bruno: Why? Ivan: ‘Cause.. PB&J. Bruno: [chuckles] Genius. Ivan: Right?

#ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #ts4 story #sims story #forever in between #fib #ivan harper #bruno clarke #skjdksjdksj #the pb&j thing was an accident i swear #lmaooooo #i was thinking abt names n then i was like oh shit.. bruno is B and jacob is J so it HAS to be a P name #😂 #lololol #and it's one of ivan's favourite 'meals' ahaaa #he's still a picky eater 🙄😅

[sneeb-canons]

mind swears more than anyone else. soul comes close in competition, but they do it within reason, while mind swears so much, so inconveniently, that "fuck" doesn't even sound like a real word anymore

Headcanon #259

#chonny jash #submission #cj mind #cj soul #so so canon to me actually #heart does it but when real frustrated or if the setting just calls for it #soul swear a bit more than heart but still not too much & if anything does it more as a goof or to overly express things #mind just says whatever the hell he wants whenever he wants #not even as an insult or anything its just normal language #when they drop something by accident: (makes an annoyed groan or face) {“aww damn my lasagna”} [“god fuckin dammit why”] #its usually monotone-ish too. bro isn't [usually] trying to be rude or anything its just his lexicon #chonnys charming chaos compendium

[lesbiansanemi]

Sometimes I just think about Soi Fon. Like that shit was so insane. Easily one of The characters of all time. You’re going to give me a woman who hates the physical manifestation of her soul because it’s loud and explosive and she doesn’t think it’s “proper” that it suits her, but it’s so obvious it does because she’s angry and stubborn and loud and explosive!!! And then the fact that she never ever calls upon that physical manifestation of her soul until things are so dire it’s practically that or death? The fact that in so many ways she lets her emotions build and build and build until they quite literally explode???? And then!!! AND THEN!!!! Add in that she hates her bankai because it’s “inappropriate” for an assassin… for her role as captain of the Stealth Force… the position she inherited from Yoruichi after she abandoned Soul Society for Urahara… She despises the physical manifestation of her explosive nature, the nature she hides until she can’t, just like she shoved down her feelings for Yoruichi, the betrayal, the hurt, the love, until she quite literally couldn’t anymore and it all came back up in a BANG!!! Like god… oh my god, no one will ever do it again and kubo did not deserve such a cool fucking character in the least

#bleach #soi fon #yorusoi #<— because like this definitely feeds into it #like I refuse to believe soi fon didn’t have some form of romantic feelings for yoruichi like it’s so OBVIOUS #also like add in the lesbian angle to this??? #oh… MY GOD it just makes it so much more intense #hiding from your feelings and swearing up and down they shouldn’t suit you that they’re not right for you #even though they obviously are #I can’t fuckin do it man #it’s been YEARS but the soi fon brain rot is still just SO strong #I really did fuckin imprint on her #but tbh in general I hate to give him any credit but kubo did kinda go off with characters who hated/hid their bankai #like the whole thing of hating your soul hating your very being #unparalleled. wish he actually did anything cool with those particular character arcs #like the soi fon ikkaku and yumichika character arcs could have been PEAK #(also don’t even get me started on the three of them being some of the uh… um… well ya know a teeny bit queer) #it could have been so good #but again kubo can’t write and hates gay ppl so lmao #wild that he genuinely created some of the coolest queer characters ever kinda on accident #like whoopsie #anyways I’ll shut up now #kaz rambles

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Saint Germain, shocked: You have a fake ID? With a fake name and everything?

Isaac: I don't have to explain myself-

Leonardo, sitting against a bookshelf on the floor: He used it to get a second library card so he can take out twice as many books at once.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp isaac #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp leo #ikevamp incorrect quotes #honestly i love the concept of this especially because isaac used to throw hands back in the day #isaac out here like 'im going goblin mode' and its just because he wants to carry ten more books than the library's limit allows #i dont even know how somebody says no to this guy in the first place #i swear he deflates even a little and it gives me that feeling like when i step on a dog's tail by accident #like 'oh my god im so sorry here take it take whatever you want' #i am also convinced that leonardo only knows about it cuz sebas was obsessed #comte is probably like 'honestly? could have been worse--i'll allow it' #the man has seen too much

[crowwbones]

I wanted to create a hot dilfman for a little Fallout idea i have since people like it again and he

H

Observe him

#the idea for him is the leader of a small town #lost his wife #has a bitchass kid of a son #and finds himself weirdly attracted to this hotheaded vault dweller thats new in town #he kinda looks like pedro pascal tho #which i swear to god was an accident #crowdraws #crowsocs #digital sketch #digital art #fallout #fallout 4 #fallout new vegas #fallout nv #fnv #fallout amazon #fallout series

[maskyartist]

me trying to focus on just one au for more then five fucking minutes: PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS-

my brain violently hitting me with the truck that is a new brozone-centric au: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

#masky says #trolls dreamworks #so like anyone want brozone livin in the woods??? #hear me out....jd leaving the tree early with his bros...the pressures of band life too much #him realizing early that this is the same suffocating pressure he's gonna put on his bros #and with the fact that they have fans all over the tree plus the bergens n all that- #-jd just takes his brothers outta there #I MEAN HE LEFT A NOTE FOR GRANNY #he feeds the littles (clay floyd n baby branch) the lie that theyre lookin for their parents #spruce keeps the secret cause whos gonna tell em the truth? #the truth that they just ran because jd was scared??? and spruce wasnt about to abandon his brother??? #anyways pop village is built near them by accident and thats how branch n poppy meet :) #baby branch is just a happy silly guy #yes clay figured out the truth no NO ONE has told branch #but he did tell floyd cause the guilt was killing him #LIKE DO YALL SEE MY VISION IM NOT CRAZY I SWEAR-