Nick, you walked off in the middle of a game that everyone was watching while a teacher yelled at you to come back so you could run over to a known gay kid your age, who was alone on a table - and thus clearly visible even from a distance - and got down to meet you, took his hand and walked off with him. I think the school knows, mate.
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Something about me: my brain refuses to retain the 6 strand braid … I lost the plot toward the end but this is one of the best I’ve been able to do so I’m happy 🙃
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*puts a tiny frog in your hand* *runs away*
Thank you!
mmmmmmmm frog
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Technically yes I am responsible for this
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"When Your Dad Learns That You Are Not a Nazi"
@the-monarch-effect-official
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
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How does this keep happening to me
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Congratulations to Blue Eye Samurai for creating the first love triangle where I can get behind the triad.
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Matzo lasagne tonight 🍷 chag Sameach 🪬
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“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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