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tg-headcanons · 11 months

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Heyo!! I recently watched tokyo ghoul pinto and wanted to know what you thought of it (if you've watched it)!

I DID AND I LOVE IT BUCKLE UP BECAUSE IM RANTING ABOUT HOW GOOD IT WAS

Tokyo ghoul pinto has it all. Ghouls doing average things, a glimpse into Shuu’s past, how humans view ghouls, HORI, and most of all, possibly the best and most important part of Shuu’s lore

So it comes as no surprise that I love Tsukiyama. He is my chew toy, my purse dog, a bug in a jar, my rotten soldier, my good time boy who I am putting in a dog crate and kicking down the stairs, because he is so interesting and bitchy. And in pinto I think we see the biggest, core arc of why Shuu is the way he is and what forces him to change

Shuu Tsukiyama has never faced consequences

We already know what he’s like. He’s grand, he’s fruity, he has access to social circles and hobbies that are both revolting to most and highly sought by few, but are, most importantly, a rich man’s game. Shuu may be a ghoul, but he has so much money and power that he’s never faced most of the struggles ghouls normally do. Sure he’s still as illegal to exist as the others, but no government agent is going to go after a family so well funded. When he hunts, it’s recreationally. When he’s at his lowest, he has a safety net. When he wants something, he gets it. He has all the time and resources in the world to devote to doing whatever he wants and what he wants is decadence that can not exist without harming people. Decadence that is generally understood to be sadistic and unnecessary, but he doesn’t view it that way because he simply doesn’t consider that there are consequences.

In the opening, we see him doing this. He attacks and kills a runner who he has apparently been tracking for a long time. He’s wearing nice clothes, he’s in a nice neighborhood where people with time feel safe out at night, and he’s doing this not out of hunger, but because he wants this specific meat that’s been toned to perfection. Much in the way someone would prefer a cut of veal over ground beef, he prefers a human body with the perfect taste

Here he’s caught by beloved ratgirl Hori, who gets a picture of him hunting. Now, any other ghoul would have killed her. It’s well established that when a ghoul is seen by a human, they need to kill that human because no matter who they are, it’s a risk to have someone know who they are. However Shuu doesn’t even seem to consider it. He doesn’t have that instinctive bolt of life or death terror like we see in touka or Hinami, because he isn’t like other ghouls. He has money and power and men like him don’t get investigated. So rather than immediately killing her, he treats her as he would a business acquaintance. He takes her out to eat, looks at her ID, and just… let’s her live. Of course he keeps tabs on her, but its very abnormal for a ghoul to let a human who has seen their face, let alone has photographic proof of what they are, just walk away

He trusts that he will see her at school. He trusts that she won’t report him. He thinks that this is a safe bet because, well, why wouldn’t he?

He does keep tabs on her, but he doesn’t even seem to realize how much power he has to do so. Shuu isn’t the one investigating her, his servants are. His servants watch her. Matsumae, his family’s personal school plant that his family can personally afford to train and hire, is the one who gets her information. She offers to kill her for him because this is such a routine, and is surprised when Shuu insists on handling it himself, citing his need to learn how to care for his own issues. This is a surprise because this hasn’t happened before. There’s been plenty of threats that have needed to be neutralized to keep him safe, but it’s not like the great and powerful Tsukiyama has ever had to do the work. Why would he? That’s what servants are for

He is solely at fault for being caught, but nothing bad is going to happen to him. He’s rich and he’s charismatic. Every girl in the school swoons over him because he’s beautiful and says the right words. Every jealous boy in school can’t touch him because can you imagine what his lawyers would do? Not a single person would dare speak badly about him because they know how powerful he is. The only time anyone ever tells him this is a bad idea is when he tells seemingly the only other ghoul student what’s going on. A girl who doesn’t have his money and power. And she tells him exactly what he’s doing

“I can’t believe you allowed this to happen, and yet at the same time I’m not surprised. This is just like you, or rather like your family. They’re so powerful they have influence over politics and business, as their distinguished son you get to live a charmed life. If you’d been brought up in a normal household, you wouldn’t dream of going into the world and making a spectacle of yourself. I’m amazed you’ve gone this long without getting found out”

And she’s right. She is issuing him the only warning that anyone has been willing to tell him. She tells him that the reason he’s alive, the way he lives, isn’t because he’s special, or clever, or beloved by all. It’s because his family is powerful and that’s it. It’s because his family has influence and money, enough to prevent people from looking too close, or digging too deep, or finding all the bodies in his wake. He is immensely privileged to be as cocky as he is and he needs to be careful

He is warned, but he doesn’t listen. Because in his mind, he is the main event, and it’s not only his right, but his duty, to put on a show

Shuu instead continues his game, because to him that’s all this is. To him, this is just a story, and he is the narrator. He invited Chie to the hospital to see the show he’s put on. He tells her about his observations with the aloof certainty only seen in particularly annoying grad students and men who don’t have people in their life kind enough to humble them before their inevitable social philosophy phase. He tells her about one particular interaction between a patient who is so rich that he gets away with all the harassment he wants, and the nurse who is trapped there by social necessities, but takes every opportunity she can to hurt the old man back. He sees this as a particularly human story that he is viewing from the outside, and takes it as an opportunity to show Chie how So Very Enlightened he is about how he sees it. He doesn’t once consider that he has something in common with that old man

Chie, ever the pawn in his game, goes along with it. She goes up with him to the old man’s hospital room. It’s opulent and nicer than anything she could afford, but inside there’s only rotten fruit and a dark, quiet place where the nurse can attack the old man where no one can see. Shuu narrates it like one would a nature documentary. Waxing poetic about how they’re both hiding their awful deeds and both victim and perpetrator, until he decides to step in.

He wants to show her that he is above them. That no matter who is in the right, or who they are, or how strong they are, he by right of power can do whatever he wants to them. He pins the nurse and makes her shut up, he rips the skin off of the old man’s leg and eats it, he makes quite a show of what he’s done and looks back at Chie for her reaction

And gets nothing

Pinto is a story about Shuu. This is what we see as an audience, it’s all from his perspective. This is what Shuu believes as part of the story, he too sees himself as the protagonist here. He’s always the protagonist, he’s always the coolest most interesting person in any room. Everyone loves him, everyone wants him and wants to be him. Shuu is gods specialist boy in every way so why, oh why, is Chie not impressed?

How dare Chie not be impressed?

This entire performance was for himself. She was a prop for him just as these other people were props for her, but he doesn’t seem to understand that. He’s enraged that all this time, no matter what he does, she’s just snapping pictures and listening, but not understanding that he is supposed to be better than her. Something she’s doing for herself. He yells at her, he threatens her, he even leans her out the window to show her that he is capable of killing her. He is asking her, demanding to know, who she thinks she is

She just takes a picture

He drops her, and only as he sees that she is continuing her work in the face of death does he save her. She’s happy to be alive, but even now, she doesn’t seem impressed with him. He makes a comment on keeping her like a pet because she’s amusing, but Chie refuses

Mind you, this entire time Chie has not been impressed. She does not idolize him. She does not hate him either. He simply isn’t important to her and it drives him insane. Shuu is so used to being the object of everyone’s adoration or hatred, he is used to people caring so much about what he does with no consequences when he does it, so when Hori, someone so below him doesn’t look up to him, he sort of loses it. He does everything he knows how from gracing her with his presence, to feeding her, to putting on a morbid show, and none of it works

And then she drops the bombshell that she has the picture of him eating ready to upload in the case of her death

For what is likely the first time ever, Shuu realizes he is in tangible danger. Everyone is a pawn in his game, but this time he’s not just an outside observer chuckling and commenting on how poorly everyone else is doing, he’s a player. He’s involved. He’s part of this story and not on his own terms. For the first time ever, someone is on his level and their world does not revolve around him. He is not the mastermind, he is no different than that old man waking up to someone who is ready to strike back at him, and now he’s painfully aware of just how capable he is of bruising

And he. Is. Afraid.

He plays it cool and quickly tries to get Chie to cancel it, and she does, but she also teases him. She toys with him in good fun but now, he’s in the place he wanted her to be in. He is as aware of her ability to kill him as he wanted her to be aware of his, and he is uncomfortable. His whole life he has gotten away with literal murder. His father sees no problem with it because he’s rich and sheltered too. His servants see no problem with it because the job pays and they care about him. His peers don’t even suspect it because he knows how to smile pretty and throw money around

But Chie never cared

This story is not about Shuu. This story is about Shuu and Chie, and he’s never had to share a title screen before. Chie had her own motives and desires that had nothing to do with him, only with her hobby and how she could better it. She was interested in him as a morbid curiosity and eventually a friend. She chose to be a part of his world not on his terms, but on her own. She was always capable of destroying him, but chose not to. Shuu was always capable of destroying her, and chose not too while not taking it very seriously, and didn’t realize until that decision that he didn’t really think much about had passed that he is in real, serous danger

Now, Shuu has two paths here. He could either kill hori like any other ghoul would, like his own servants usually do, or he can let her live as an equal, knowing everything she knows. And he lets her live. He lets her live because, in some small, almost unnoticeable way, he has grown. He sees her as her own person and, as much as it pains him, her life has value outside of him

They remain friends, friends who for the first time in Shuu’s life, are equals. Because for the first time in Shuu’s life, he is aware of what it means to have your fate in someone’s uncaring hands, and has to learn how to live with it. It is an amazing arc that continues in the main story, but I always come back to pinto to watch Shuu realize in real time that he is not untouchable, and one day someone will get the better of him

#tokyo ghoul #shuu tsukiyama #tokyo ghoul pinto #chie hori #still losing my mind over this #tokyo ghoul meta

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kits-ships · 6 months

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💕 seraphina!!!

SERAPHINA MY BELOVED....... her lore is ever-changing and confuses me but its ok bc they are so pretty <3

warning: im free-balling everything here. g/ood o/mens lore and the biblical canon are simply suggestions to me. also bonus asmodeus (oc) lore.

tws for abuse, self hatred, and slight eye horror

angel!seraphina:

as an angel, their first job was to design animals to put on earth! she wasn't the only one with that job, of course, but she had the most fun with it! she's responsible for most of the mammalian carnivores that lived around the garden, such as cheetahs, leopards, lions, jackals, hyenas, and wild dogs. because of her enthusiasm, their next assignment was to watch over the aforementioned animals and to make sure that nature was in balance. she was named the angel of the southern savanna at this time :) sera loved her job so much that she may have ignored god's orders to leave the earth during the expulsion of lucifer + his cohorts. unfortunately for sera, a banishing of this size sent waves of horrific energy cascading over the earth and it scrambled their mind. they were essentially hit by the residual energy(?) that makes demons into demons and it put her into a constant state of pain. it also led her to extreme internal conflicts, as the demonic energy was a bit fucky on their angelic body. because she had disobeyed god's orders and wound up hurt, they essentially became a seraphim-turned errand boy. she was not permitted to visit earth, other angels would get mad that she couldn't properly preen herself, and she felt like she was constantly letting others down. in a split-decision, she sneaks off to earth to visit her animals :) and gets kidnapped by the demon, asmodeus.

asmodeus:

asmodeus personifies lust. he always gets what he wants, and he wanted sera (maybe a reference to the book of tobit?). he took them as his supposed 'bride' and kept her around like a glorified doll that he would bite, claw, and toy at all he wanted. imagine like. a dog and its favorite chew toy. asmodeus kept sera for seven hundred years(?) before getting bored of them. she had no fight left in her and it wasnt fun anymore smh

fallen!sera:

heaven was pissed. seraphina hadn't listened to them AGAIN and now she's like, a half-chewed pen cap. whats up with that? was she working with asmodeus? why'd he call them his bride? she isn't trustworthy anymore. the fall changed them and we cant keep her here anymore. bye girl. after this, depending on how im feeling, she either wakes up in a field alone- surrounded by embers from her fall- or cro/wley/azir/aphale find her. she's initially totally blind (it appears to be traumatic glaucoma), theyre covered in blood(??), and is all dirty. plus, her wings are grey now?? seraphina is, understandably, very confused. how could she be bleeding? why arent her wounds healing? and why didnt they sink into hell once she'd fallen?? turns out, hell did NOT want her. she was still too sweet and icky. i like to think jobs family or someones family end up caring for her. whether they just found her or cro/wley + azir/aphale were like "wow u did so good for god. here's an angel pls watch it for us' and sera essentially becomes an heirloom. she's like jemimah's personal barbie doll. sera will eventually get up and leave to figure stuff out, but theyre mostly a hermit until the 1800s.because human life is scary and feeling like a mortal is weird!!! what is she supposed to do?? luckily, having an angel and a demon around is nice. she finds them and gets in on their shenanigans here and there until the azir/aphales magic show. at that point shes like "woa. these guys are silly ;)" and returns to land they'd bought in mayfair a lil bit ago. sera also eventually opens a plant nursery beneath her house, but no one knows how it stays open since her chronic pain makes her hours super erratic

demon!sera

i don't know how demon!sera becomes a thing. maybe they just fall straight to hell like they were supposed to. as a demon, sera either changes their name to abaddon or baphomet. abaddon because theyre said to be tied to destruction and chaos, which would result from sera's anger towards everything, and baphomet because i think theyre cool :) baphomet also represents social order, which id say is fitting for someone who, in an au, is stuck between heaven and hell. they also kept nature in balance on the savanna, so demon!sera, like their newly, fallen-angel self, is mostly blind. they see light and darkness and very blurry shapes. as abaddon, their irises are split and look like splotches, and, as baphomet, they have horizontal slit irises like a goat's. maybe horns, too. they are also much angrier and prone to outbursts when compared to their angel self and is disgusted by themselves. they hate being a demon and they hate everyone who has. abaddon would use this rage to mostly create natural disasters, and baphomet would use it to insist on forcing things into balance- even when it would cause lots of people pain. i dont know if that makes sense they are also represented by the komodo dragon :) and they tear asmodeus to shreds. demon!sera may also be venomous.

#kit's questions!#LORE DUMP...........#sera; innocence died screaming #tw abuse #tw eye horror #tw self destruction

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sillyandquiteawkward · 1 year

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Papa ii is the best out of the papas cuz like, I want to shake him like I’m a dog with a chew toy, I want to go feral near him, I want to crush him, i wanna call him my baby girl, I want to be the Gomez to his Morticia, I wanna treat him right, I wanna touch his moobs, I wanna worship him, I want him to know he’s loved, i wanna slap him, I wanna call him a manwhore to his face, i wanna study him like a bug, I want to call him a pathetic little mew mew, i wanna take him on a date and give him the world and I’m mad he’s not real because I wanna do all these things to him but he’s not real and I’m not going to live in Italy to find a man just like him because I don’t have enough money

he’s simultaneously my perfect man and the worst person I could ever marry and I want him carnally and romantically

basically, what I’m trying to say is that Tobias forge knows how to make the most slutty old men and they bring out things in me that I’m not proud of but feel no shame for

i cant relate wanting him to be real bc my brain isnt wired in that way (aroace) but honestly forge is so good at making hot old guys, when he tried to make copia be the absolute loserest of losers everyone still wanted copia carnally. people still love nihil after ch 14. people lust over primo. technically imo terzo and secondo are the easiest and most normal of the bunch to love.

i look at secondo and im just like. i can fix him. and i can also watch him spiral while eating a bag of popcorn too. whatever my moods currently.

#i do want to study him like a bug.#rotating him in my mind.

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jazztato · 2 years

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The Arcana Boyfriend Scenarios: When You Ask Him Out As He Tries To

Asra

Today I'm finally going to ask (Y/N) out on that date! Yesterday was a failure because of her brother but today is the day! I know it and I'm hoping I don't get interrupted again.. (Y/N) and I both decided to spend some time in the park mainly because she's walking her brother's dogs but I don't think they like me.. But (Y/N) did tell me that the two dogs only listen to her and her brother and only likes them and I completely understand that but I hope they don't try using Faust as chew toy, I couldn't leave her home alone so I decided to bring her along (Y/N) was ok with it, she gets along well with her and that's what makes me happy, seeing my two girls getting along. W-wait.. I can't believe I called (Y/N) one of my two girls.. Ugh... I-i really do like her but I still don't know if she likes me back, but today I'll find out! Because today I'm finally going to ask her out! Yeah that's right I'm finally going to ask her out with no interuptions. I looked over to her to see her sitting on the grass throwing back and forth a stick for the dogs to fetch and return but by the looks of it, it looks more like a game of tug a war, I let out a small chuckle before sitting next to her. "Having fun are we?" I couldn't help but let a smirk form on my lips.

"Ha ha very funny, these are my brothers dogs which means they have no training whatsoever but i'm planning on training them soon." I watched as she dragged her hand through the larger dog's fur, then again with the smaller dog's fur after they started whimpering, wanting attention as well.

"They're needy pups they have been since they were small, at first they were originally supposed to be a gift to me but Lucio grew to love them so he claimed them as his dogs but I take care of them when needed to be which is when he's not working and when i'm home." She laid back down on the grass as the two dogs laid at the end of her feet.

"They were supposed to be a gift? I never really saw your brother as one to gift people things." I laid next to her as I stared off at the morning sky.

I heard a small laugh escape her lips which made a small blush appear on my cheeks. "You may see him as a person who only thinks about himself but my brother cares about me alot he'll do anything to protect his little sister which surprises me as well but when i'm sick or feeling down he'll actually take time off from work and would take care of me, I think its because im the only family member he can actually stand."

"That is a shocker, I may have been here for a few months now but I've heard bad things about your brother like how he's a tyrant, no offense but I just heard that from some girls in the cafe." I looked away not wishing to offend her since he is her brother after all.

"It's ok most of those are rumors and most are true, but most are just from pissed off woman he's dated that he ended up pissing off when he called off the relationship, but I understand why their pissed sometimes I see my brother as a tyrant as well but he's the only family I have right now so I can't really complain."

"Wait? I thought you had a mom? Just the other day you and your brother were fussing about how your mom was visiting." I turned my head to face her now with an obvious confused look.

"I don't really see my mother as a mom since she wasn't really there for me.. I was basically raised by my brother which was hard for him since he was 17 almost 18 and I was practically a child." Her eyes soon met mine as she spoke, but in her eyes I can see a bit of hurt in them which broke my eyes.

"Hey (Y/N).. There's actually something I wanted to tell you yesterday but never got the chance since you had to leave but I was wondering if you wou-" As I was about to ask her out I was cut off by her angelic voice with something I wasn't expecting at all.

"Asra will you go out with me?" She had a small blush on her cheeks once those words left her lips. All I could do was stare at her in aw. But when I didn't respond I guess she took that as a bad thing because I saw a few tears escape. "I-i knew it was stupid.. Why would someone as amazing as you be into someone like me.. I-is it because of my brother.. Is it because of who he is?! Ugh... I knew this was a mistake.." My eyes grew wide as I watched her ramble on. I quickly moved over to her, pulling her into a tight hug.

"No no no no! That's not it at all! I-i was just caught off guard because I was going to ask you out! B-but I guess you beat me to it." I let out a hearty laugh as I put a hand on her now red cheek using my thumb to wipe away her tears.

"W-wait, Really?" She used her sleeve to wipe the rest of her tears away.

I nodded to her which just made her giggle making me happy to see her smile again. "Yes and to answer your question of course I'll go out with you! I just can't believe you beat me to it." I playfully shoved her causing her to laugh and giggle.

"I only beat you to it because I'm fast like the wind! And because you're as slow as a snail." She stuck her tongue out playfully.

I couldn't help but laugh at her childishness. "You're adorable, you know that right?" I moved a strand of her hair behind her ear which caused her cheeks to turn a bright red.

"I'm not adorable! You're the one that's adorable." She sat up dusting herself off removing any grass that remained on her pants and shirt. I couldn't help but stare as she stretched causing her shirt to rise just a bit showing off some skin but when she saw I quickly turned away blushing 50 shades of red. When I was about to speak I heard her phone ring a couple times before she finally answered. "Hello?........ Mhm... Yeah, ok I'm on my way home..... and yes Mercedes and Melchior were on their best behavior today......... Ok ok i'm heading home, see you later." She hung up before putting her phone in her back pocket. "I gotta get going Asra.. That was my brother, he just arrived home and he wishes to see his babies, but since next week is a full on week off from the cafe why don't you pick me up around 7 on lets say friday? You can pick where we go for our date."

"Of course! I-i can't wait!" I watched as she walked off with the two dogs. Today was a crazy one.. I was supposed to ask her out but in the end she was the one to ask me out! What a shock but now I know she loves me and that's all that matters, I looked down to see faust slither up my arm as I headed home myself. Our date is on friday around 7 and she told me I could pick where we can go.. But where would be the perfect place to go.. Ugh.. I should've asked her a few of her favorite restaurants.. I guess I can ask her brother... No no.. He'll probably just tell me places he likes to go.. No matter what, I'll find that perfect place! And I'll make sure it's a date to remember.

Julian

Today I'm stuck working at the hospital but luckily I'm not the only one, I'm stuck here with the lovely (Y/N), she's here watching over a kid who's stuck here overnight and didn't wish to be alone so (Y/N) volunteered to stay with the poor child and that just warms my heart, she's so caring.. I wish I was able to ask her out the other day but I wasn't able.. But today is going to be the day that I finally ask her out! Yeah that's right! Today it's just her and I and a hospital full of sick patients, no ones going to ruin my moment and get in the way of me asking her out! But.. What if she says no.. W-what if she laughs in my face.. What if the whole hospital laughs at me.. This is going to be a disaster! All the bad things that could happen could actually happen! I feel like hyperventilating but wait I'm still in the hospital. I don't want the patients to think I'm crazy and most importantly I don't want (Y/N) to think I'm crazy.. Oh boy I really hope she doesn't think i'm crazy as I was stuck with my thoughts I felt a tap on my shoulder startling me causing me to fall over bringing down a tray of scalpels down with me, I heard a gasp as the person bent down helping me up, when my vision cleared up I realized the person I was startled by was (Y/N) I couldn't help but blush and laugh awkwardly I watched her pick up the scalpels placing them all back on the tray before looking back at me with a worried look on her face. "Are you ok? I didn't mean to startle you, I was just a bit worried.. You were staring off into space for about 30 minutes now.. I thought you were stuck so I decided to check up on you.. Are you ok?" W-wait... S-she actually cares about me.. No... She's probably just being nice to me because we're in a public place.. I swiftly dusted myself off before giving her my signature smirk.

"Of course I'm fine! Why would I be? See not a scratch on me, I'm as tough as nails!" She tilted her head to the side making my heart skip a bit. "I-i've been through worse but I promise you I'm fine!"

She gave me a sincere smile as she put her hand on top of mine causing my heart to race. "If you say so.. I worry about you Julian, You haven't been yourself lately.. You stare off into the distance, you're talking to yourself and sometimes you avoid me when I try talking to you.. Do you not like me?" As my eyes might hers I could see the hurt in her eyes.

My eyes grew wide before quickly shaking my head. "No no no no! That's not it at all.. I've just been thinking about something.. I didn't mean to hurt you at all.. I'm a horrible person.. I've been avoiding you.. I've been hurting you without even knowing I am.. I-I'm sorry.. I've been avoiding you because I had something on my mind, but I'm scared to ask because I'm worried you'll laugh in my face and reject me." I didn't know that I'd been crying till I felt (Y/N)'s hand reach up to my face cuping my cheek and use her thumb to wipe away my tears, I couldn't help but lean into the palm of her hand enjoying her touch.

"Don't cry.. Everything is ok.. Hey I was wondering if you would like to go out with me.. I'll allow you to pick the place.. But I-i've liked you for a while now and it crossed my mind that you're not seeing anyone... So I was just wondering if you'll go out with me.."

I couldn't help but stare at her in awe till a few tears started to leak down my face. "Y-you want to go out with me? T-this isn't some kind of sick joke is it? Y-you really want to go out with me?" I watched her nod in affirmation before I started to full out cry hugging her so tight I heard something pop but I didn't care I was just so happy that she felt the same way I felt about her! I wasn't sad. No, these tears are tears of joy. "Yes! Of course I'll go out with you, the thing is I was actually going to ask you if you would go out with me but I guess you beat me to it." I let out a hearty chuckle before letting her go from the hug. When I faced her again I could see a wide smile on her lips which of course made me smile.

"I'm happy you had the same idea! How about you pick me up on Friday around 6 or 7?" She gave me the brightest smile.

"O-of course! 7 will work fine. I'll manage to get off work at that time, so I'll pick you up Friday at 7 and I'll make sure I have the perfect place picked out!" I gave her a wide grin before heading back to work.

"Looking forward to it!" I watched her walk back to a room that was decorated for a child. My heart was racing fast. I can't believe she asked me out.. The girl I've been longing to ask had asked me! I'm so happy! I can just dance! Which I happily did, I did a little happy jig until I got weird looks from the patients so I stopped before going back to work. I have till friday to come up with the perfect place for the perfect date and i'll make sure it'll be a date to remember!

Lucio

Today I'm returning to the restaurant which (Y/N) works at because today I'm finally going to ask her out! Ugh I'm so furious that I couldn't last time but this time i'll ask her out and nothing is going to get in the way if someone does then they'll regret! On the other hand I shouldn't hurt anyone because if I do then (Y/N) will hate me and reject me! But If I don't then I'll regret it but I really don't wish for (Y/N) to hate me! Ugh.. For today only I won't pick a fight with anyone at all. I was sitting at my usual V.I.P table watching (Y/N) move around around the restaurant giving the people their orders, I couldn't help but watch her hips sway at every step she took, I bit my bottom lip before I realized her walk this way, I quickly sat up as I straightened myself out.

"Hey Lucio, It's been a while since I've seen you here last, It's been kinda boring here lately." Boring? Wait! Does she actually like it when I cause a fight with someone every time I'm here? She's perfect! She's so perfect.

"Oh yeah I've been busy with work, I sadly couldn't get work off but once I did what I needed to do I was finally able to come out to dinner so I could finally see my favorite waitress~" I gave her a flirtatious wink along with a smirk which slowly appeared upon my lips.

She couldn't help but blush at my response. "W-well I'm glad you could return here out of all the V.I.P's here you're my favorite." I couldn't help but blush I-i'm her favorite.. Ugh! I can't let my tough guy image down! But I love her and In order for me to ask her out I have to be tough! As soon as I was about to speak I was rudely interrupted by someone (Y/N) and I thought we've seen the last of her ex.

"Hey kitten~ How's my favorite girl doing~" Her ex walked up wrapping his arm around her shoulders, I couldn't help but let out a low growl, my eye started twitching, the more his arm stayed around her shoulder the more I wanted to rip his throat out!

"I'm not your kitten nor will ever be so If you excuse me I have to get back to work." I watched as she removed his arm from her shoulder walking past him and towards another V.I.P taking their order.

"Kitten, I know you still love me~ You can't deny it!~ My offer about that date still stands~" Date? What is he talking about..

"What do you mean Date?" I couldn't help but get angered at the thought of her accepting a date from this idiot!

"Oh she didn't tell you, well I asked her out just the other day and it's not long before she says yes." I clenched my jaw as I watched a sly smirk appear on his lips, I want to punch that dirty little smirk off his dirty little face! Which I was about to do until a stray pan hit him right in the face, I was shocked, I turned my head slightly to the right to see (Y/N) pissed, her face was so red I thought she was going to explode.

"I will never in a million years go out with you! Especially after what you did to me those years ago!! I do not want to see you again! I want you gone! I thought you were banned from here! If you were then I can have you arrested! Leave his place now! Because I will never ever go out with you, and for your information I'm already going out with someone!" My eyes grew wide when she said those words, my heart just shattered. I didn't even think that was possible.. She's already going out with someone? Who? Whoever they are, I'll send Mercedes and Melchior after them! I'm not going to lose (Y/N) to anyone!

"Who in the world are you with?!" Her ex took the words right out of my mouth.

"I would like to know that as well." I stared at her dead in the eyes, but as I did all she did was smile. Why? Why is she smiling?

"Well I'm not going out with anyone, yet." She walked over to me with a wider smile on her lips. "Lucio most people may see you as some sort of tyrant but I don't.. And I was wondering if you would like to go out with me." My jaw literally just dropped to the ground, did this really just happen! Uh yes it did! I couldn't help but smirk looking back at her ex who was now glaring at me.

"You want to go out with me? I should ask if you would go out with me?" I let out a small chuckle before standing to my feet before cupping her cheek with my hand. "But of course I'll go out with you~ I was going to ask you the exact same thing, but it looks like you were quick and beat me to it." Everytime she laughs it feels like there's butterflies in my stomach, I love it and bonus her ex is now completely humiliated! I love it and I love her, I just wish I could've been the one to ask her out. "Since you asked me out, how about I pick where we go for our date? Sounds like a plan?"

"It does indeed. You have till Friday to decide where we'll go~ But I gotta get back to work before I get fired." I couldn't help but laugh.

"As if I'll ever let them fire my favorite waitress~ but if you insist then I shan't keep you from your job and don't worry I'll have the perfect place picked out before friday~ I'll pick you up around 7." I kissed the back of her hand before she walked away taking the orders of the other V.I.P's who still await. When I looked over to where her ex once was I saw he was gone, thank god for that he was annoying but no more about that I have a date to plan and don't worry about that it'll be a date to remember!

Muriel

Oh dear.. Today is the day that I-im finally going to ask (Y/N) out.. Asra has been bugging me about it for a while now because he seems to see his sister and I as the perfect match.. He even told me where she'll be today, when she's not volunteering at the animal sanctuary apparently she volunteers at an orphanage.. It melts my heart to see her so kind and generous especially with kids who don't have homes.. Today I'm helping her volunteer, Asra thinks it's just so I can be near her which is sorta true but I also wish to help kids who need help. "(Y/N)... What are we doing with all these old toys........?" I looked down at her as I was helping her carry a bunch of old toys from her parents attic.

"Oh! We're taking these old toys and are going to give them to the orphans! They need them the most and Asra and I don't play with them anymore so I thought why not donate them to the kids!" My heart melted 20 times more.. She's so nice.. She uses up all her free time just to help others.. Just last week I saw her give a homeless person her lunch, it was so sweet of her..

"These kids...... Do you think they'll like the toys..." I couldn't help but think about what the kids would think about the toys.

"Of course! They're going to absolutely love them! I bet they're going to love the hand carved ones you made!" My face turned a bright red, h-how did she know about that.. I thought I wasn't being obvious.. Unless...

"Did Asra tell you..." As I watched her nod my face turned 50 shades darker. Of course he told her.. Their twins.. They tell each other practically everything..

"Yeah Asra told me! I thought it was just so sweet of you to make the kids some hand crafted toys! That's adorable Muri!" My eyes grew wide at the nick name, d-did she just call me what I think she called me..

"W-what did you call me.......?" I stared at her as my face grew a darker shade of red.

"Muri? What.. Do you not like it... I thought it would be a nice little nickname for you.. If you don't like it I'll stop.." When I saw her look down with a sad face it broke my heart, I liked seeing her happy not sad.. I let out a low grumble before mumbling something under my breath.

"It's fine....... I like it......" At first I thought she didn't hear me but when I heard a low pitch squeal escape her lips I couldn't help but chuckle, I guess she did hear me.

"I knew you'd like it! Now lets go before the kids tie up Asra again, he's not volunteering he's just watching the orphans till we return and last time I asked him to watch them let's just say the kids almost used him as a human pinata." I couldn't help but laugh. "Yeah he ended up falling asleep while watching them, it was so cute and so funny at the same time." As we were walking we both couldn't help but laugh at thought of Asra being smacked around by tiny little kids. "Oh and hey... T-that actually reminds me of something I should ask you before we arrive.. I want to say it here because I don't want Asra to tease me about it later on.." I watched as she cleared her throat before getting out what she had to say. "I-i was um well I'm wondering if you would like to um.... H-how do I put this.... Ok I'm just going to say it! Murie would you like to go out with me?! T-there I said it! It's ok if you don't want to or if you say no.. O-or if you're too busy.. I understand..." I watched as she looked away with a saddened expression on her face, w-wait... D-did she just ask me what I think she did... "I-i'll take your silence as a no... I-i'm sorry... T-this was stupid..." As she began walking again I grew scared I had to give her an answer!

"W-wait....." She turned around softly looking into my olive green eyes, all I could do was freeze and blush even more, I bet I look like a tomato.. "D-don't go... T-this is all new to me.. B-but my answer isn't no.............. Y-y-y-yes I'll go out with y-y-you...." Her eyes then grew as wide as saucers.

"Really?! I'm so happy! And you know what I'll let you pick where we can go! Just so it's fair! How does that sound?" I gave her a small smile before nodding.

"That sounds great.... Is Friday around 7 good for you?...." She gave me the biggest smile before nodding as fast as she could.

"Yeah! That sounds perfect! But we should really get going because soon I think the kids will start getting out the rope." I let out a small chuckle as we sprinted down the road, all that was left was me and my thoughts, the girl I wanted to ask out ended up asking me out instead... I didn't think she felt the same way I felt for her.. T-this is a dream come true but the part i'm more worried about is finding the perfect place for our date... I've never been on a date before so this will be the first.. But where I choose It'll be a date to remember..

If you have any ideas of where their dates should be then comment down below! I would love to know what you guys come up with for date locations!

#the arcana lucio #the arcana asra #the arcana julian #the arcana muriel #asra alzanar #muriel #julian devorak #lucio morgasson #the arcana #the arcana headcanons #the arcana stories #the arcana oneshots #arcana lucio #arcana oneshots

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bubblingacid · 1 year

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I just finished watching the bsd anime, now im just rotating the characters in my head.

I want to chew on akutagawa like he's a dog toy, i have so many feelings about that man yet i cannot exprex them. HALP

The only thing i can say is, these fuckers do rivalry wierd

Me rn:

#acid babbles #i spend too much time thinking apout grammer and pacing my sentences #why did nobody teach me how to express my emotions

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katieshook02 · 1 year

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i was tagged by the great @ it-spork

1. Are you named after anyone?

my full name is Katherine Anne. my first name comes from a great grandmothers name (can’t remember if its on my dad or my moms side) and my middle name is the shortened version of my moms middle name (Annette).

2. When was the last time you cried?

last night. saw a sad tik tok edit about elvis with his cover of unchained melody as the audio. instant tears in my eyes.

3. Do you have kids?

NOPE HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD 🙌🏼🙌🏼#beatteenpregnancy #fuckthemkids #godisgood

4. Do you sarcasm a lot?

i eat, sleep, breathe, and bleed sarcasm. so not really ig 🤷🏼‍♀️

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Girls- eyes, smile, and outfit; Boys- smile, eyes, and hair (in those orders).

6. What’s your eye color?

a greyish blue but sometimes they turn an icy blue.

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

happy endings 80% of the time, but scary movies during the whole month of october only.

8. Any special talents?

im fluent in spanish and have been since ive been able to speak full sentences.

if that doesn’t count then idk if i do. probably not.

9. What are your hobbies?

listening to music, reading, eating, sleeping, falling for men who wont like me back, hitting parts of my body on anything i can see or touch, whoring out over miles teller, watching elvis + top gun edits on tik tok

10. Where were you born?

Texas 🤠

11. Do you have any pets?

i have 4 cats and one family dog that thinks my cats heads are chew toys.

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

oh lawd..

ok i played soccer, tennis and did competitive swimming from age 5 to age 12, i did softball from my sophomore to senior year (minus half of junior year bc of Corona) of high school, i will play football occasionally, i used to play basketball from age 6 to age 8. i did gymnastics from age 7 to age 9, i did horseback riding from age 8 to age 12 and i played a little bit of volleyball somewhere in there. oh and i can surf, sorta.

13. How tall are you?

i am 5’8 so 172.72 cm

14. Favorite subject in school?

spanish, but i was also really good at history, geometry, english and lunch. spanish was just the easiest for me (even tho its my second language)

15. Dream job?

sports broadcaster/journalist for ESPN/Fox Sports. seeing as how jam packed my childhood was with sports it only makes sense imo 💀 but no ive always loved sports (obviously) and im currently like in love with hockey and sometimes nfl and mlb. i will talk about either one any day all day it doesn’t matter.

im not gonna tag anyone but whoever wants to do this feel free to!

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mumscarian · 2 years

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runs in here super quick.

henlo astro <3 I hope you don’t mind me popping in rq dbfbh buuuuut, I’m trying to get a feel for redscape and their dynamic (def not for a certain au or anything 😳) and I’m politely asking for any head canons you have

OHHHHHHHHHHH oh my god you have come to the RIGHT place mochi!! ok ok here we go:

They both LOVE dancing. Like idk the word for it but ballroom? Waltz? The type with partners and stuff. It's fancy, its rhythmic, and impresses other people! Their favorite types are both Swing dancing, simply because that is my favorite and also the only one i know anything about lol.

Mumbo is often super shy and embarrassed when partnered with someone he's not used to dancing with, but even so he typically leads, only partially because in almost every given situation he is the tallest one. When he's not supremely anxious and overthinking every step, he gets really into it. Like, once he's in his element you can tell. He loves dancing and you can see it in every step. ^-^

Scar, on the other hand, is perfectly content to be the one getting swung around and twirled and stuff. He started learning how to dance in around s7 or maybe s8 simply because he thought it would look good for his image lol, but he also really enjoys it!! (though it mainly might be because getting spin dipped by Mumbo K. Jumbo is an Experience for the ages)

(Okay im done nerding out about swing dancing hsjhs)

Mumbo overthinks a LOT. That's not even a headcanon, he's just like that. (i mean, just watch him trying to reason out if eating potatoes was cannibalism or not!!) Luckily, scar has learned to tell when Mumbo's too deep in his own head, and always sorts it out real quick. Sometimes it's just him grabbing his hand and kissing it to let him know its there, other times he offers a random paradox or riddle for mumbo to think about rather than the Bad Thing (the equivalent of giving a dog a chew toy so it doesnt hurt its teeth on the leg of the kitchen table), or sometimes he does something very Scar-y, like falling into the boatem hole or a random pit without any rockets or building blocks in his inventory. Just something to pull Mumbo out of his own head! Mumbo has not caught on so far.

Mumbo can and will pick up Scar to take him places if Scar's in too much pain to walk himself. Scar was very surprised and very flustered the first time Mumbo did this. and the second time he did it. and the third. and the fourth. (i think you get the idea at this point)

Scar's got a thing for scary people. (cough cough Mumbo's killing spree in Last Life, Mumbo killing him in the first ep of s9, as well as Grian in, well, everything, but especially third/last life. Scar just sees a man covered in blood and goes 'hey is anyone gonna date that' and doesnt wait for an answer)

Scar LOVES the feeling of Mumbo's stubble, when he has it. He runs his fingers over Mumbo's chin all the time. (grian, on the other hand, hates it, and WILL make mumbo shave at the threat of doing it in his sleep. He and Scar have yet to reach a compromise. Mumbo is just happy Grian hasn't threatened his mustache yet)

Mumbo and Scar are BOTH scaredy-cats, but at least Mumbo acknowledges it. Scar just denies it over and over agains and then jumps ten feet in the air when someone walks up behind him and says 'hi'.

Scar canNOT tie a tie for the life of him, and he hasn't bothered to learn, not when mumbo can do it for him and Scar gets to unabashedly stare at him the entire time.

Mumbo gets SUUPER flustered with physical contact. Scar takes full advantage of this and takes every chance he gets to grab his hand and just fiddle with his fingers when mumbo is rambling about some redstone thing. He finds it super endearing to watch Mumbo try to keep talking, even though he's obviously distracted by scar playing with his hand.

Jellie likes to sit on Mumbo's lap when he's working at his desk. Scar just about dies every time he finds them both asleep, Mumbo's hand buried in her fur, like he fell asleep petting her.

Scar is the resident flirter in the relationship, but that just makes it so that the few times mumbo does flirt at him its 1000% times more potent. Scar absolutely can NOT take what he dishes out.

okeyyyyyyyyy that's all i can think of for now + its getting pretty late so uhhhhh thanks for sending the ask!!! I hope you like the hcs haha

#redscape #where are the askers #my kind of post #gtws #mumbo jumbo #hermitshipping #mumbo hermitcraft #gtws hermitcraft #(and some mumscarian as well haha)#like i said. i had a HUGEEE dancing hyperfixation at the beginning of the year #give me any excuse to talk about it and ill spill my brainrot all over the page

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slashssunglasses · 3 years

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“Its My Turn Now” ~ Slash

SLASH X FEM~READER

KW: daddy kink, bondage, roughness

Slash- Velvet Revolver Era Slash

——— UNEDITED —— —

it was yet another Velvet Revolver tour and this one was very exciting for slash since he could finally take you with him. Oh your days were full of laughter, adventure and pure raw animal sex. he couldn't get enough of you, all this time he'd had to go on the road without you, no physical contact for months at a time… it made this tour one to remember.

it was the night of the show and you stood in the front row of the rowdy crowd watching slash run around and holler into the microphone. Even though he was lost in the music he still made sure to watch you from the stage, making sure you were ok. Slash always insisted that you stand backstage watching the show from your safe little area but you did like it. You enjoyed being in the crowd jumping and raging along to the music while you watched him sweat and just completely lose himself in his music,

This time though, there had been a guy who was rubbing up on you all night. At first it looked like it was just due to the overcrowding of people in the pit, but once he started trying to talk to you and flirt you knew those horny rubs were nothing but accidental.

“Dude I'm not interested” you pushed away from him, “c’mon sweetheart, you cant come around here dressed like that and not expect to get my attention” he'd less over trying to get closer to your neck.

“Hey back off!” you squealed, soon your attention was taken away from your fiancé’s performance and redirected to keeping this guy off of you. he continued his lewd comments before reaching his hand up and groping your chest.

you pushed him hard and just then the guitar stopped and the music got all fucked up.

“Hey! Hey! what the fuck?!” you heard Slash yell into the microphone before throwing himself into the crowd on top of the guy. security was quick to grab him and push him back on stage as the fans started to riot and try and grab at him. “Hey get him the fuck out of here!” he yelled into the microphone once he got back on stage, “hes making on my girl! fucking pig! im gonna get your fucking ass get the fuck out of my show!” he yelled angrily as security grabbed the guy hauling him out.

“you okay baby?” he asked in the microphone before kneeling down and grabbing your arm helping you up onto the stage and walking you off.

“you okay?” he nervously grabbed your face scanning your expression. “yes yes im fine” you sighed giggling quietly, “I'm gonna kick his ass” he angrily chewed his lip, “baby just relax” you sighed grabbing his face. you could hear the crowd getting impatient and rowdy, “Slash you gotta get back out there” you smiled looking out onto the stage.

“i promise you i’ll make it up to you” he smirked, “make it up to me? you didn’t do anything” you giggled, “just be quiet and let me show you how much i love you tonight” he rolled his eyes, “mm fine fine, i also have a surprise for you but only if you get out there” you giggled popping a kiss on his lips, “mm more” he whined pulling you back in

“slash! C’mon man let’s go!” Duff yelled at him as slash pulled you deeper into his lips. He groaned, kissing your lips one more time before walking back on stage. The crowd roared in cheers as the show started up again. “Sorry guys lets fucking tear it up!” he chuckled into the mic earning cheers and hollers from the crowd. “Hang on hang on! Let me say something really quick before we start up again..” Slash said into the mic, fixing the height so it fit him better, “if you see that fucker that was on my girl..save him for me, okay?”

you shook your head smiling from offstage. he kept looking over with a little smirk as he watched you sway around to the music. his eyes dancing across your body as you did little sensual things you knew would only catch his eye. you blew him little kisses and he had a cocky smirk while he riled up the crowd even more. once the show was over you knew you were in for a fun and romantically rough night. you wanted to take control tonight but you didn’t know how long it’s last. you had the outfit, the toys, and the restraints but slash had a reputation for ripping through the flimsy cheap sex store ties and cuffs but you were still gonna have your fun.

you smirked to yourself as he ran off stage adrenaline still pumping as his sweaty body engulfed you tightly “ew ew ew” you giggled against his wet body. “mmm i want to get you back to the room bunny” hed giggle biting your ear, “mmmm no no no, you’re gonna shower while i get ready for you...” you giggled swaying back and forth with him,

“mm you won’t join me?” he pouted, “no no no, i have very fun and special things planned for us tonight...daddy” you whispered, he tensed up under you, “you have to be patient and calm though...or you get nothing and i mean it” you added kissing his sweaty jaw, you knew it was killing him the whole ride home. little did he know you had binds, toys, lingerie waiting for you guys back in the room to play with.

Once back at the hotel, you had to pry slash from your body and into the bathroom, threatening him if he doesn't get into the shower.

After some heated kisses and playful shoves, he finally got into the bathroom and started his shower. With him distracted with getting clean, you set your plan into motion. You quickly pulled off your clothes, throwing the now dirty clothes in a hamper at the door.

You examined your body in the mirror, hands running over each inch of skin as you wondered what he would think, but right now you were under a time crunch. You quickly got out the toys and binds, laying them out neatly on the bed as you listened to him move around the bathroom. He shouldn't be long now. You scrambled around the room, lighting candles for some nice finishing touches, and laid on the bed in a sexy pose. Steam rolled out in clouds as the bathroom door swung open. Light poured over your body as slashs silhouette came into view. “Mmm~ what's all this bunny?”

"its fun for us" you smirked turning to get on your knees and crawl towards him. his hands traced every different shaped and colored vibrator on laid out on the bed, cock ring, handcuffs, and a few other fun toys.

"you see tonights gonna be a little different" you began in a sultry voice, "I know Its always you in charge but…tonight I want some fun" you smiled sitting up and rubbing your hands all over his bare chest, "so take these off" you pulled on the waistband of his sweatpants, "and let me come play with you daddy"

Slash bit his lip, smirking down at you as you played with the hem of his pants. “Oh~ so bunny wants to be in charge tonight hm? Well..we’ll see about that..” You pouted, glaring up at him as he pulled you onto his chest, “hey! No! No touching!” You grabbed his wrists,

his hands quickly grabbing handfuls of your ass before you yanked them away. You shoved him toward the bed, tying his wrists together as you sat on his chest. “Look so sexy like this bunny..thinking you can dominate daddy..” He purred, his eyes flaming with lust as you glared at him. “I'm not the one with their wrists tied..” Slash only darkly chuckled at your jab, “ohh~ I won't be for long bunny..just you wait and see..”

"Daddy" you whined smacking his chest, "ive been such a good girl…let me have this treat?" you crossed your arms, "oh bunny" he pouted bucking his hips up to push your pussy farther up his chest, "fine" he rolled his eyes, your eyes lit up as you jumped off of him going towards the toys you wanted to use.

"decisions decisions" you giggled, he looked at you with a proud and cocky smirk. "I know" you smiled and crawled back onto the bed. you rubbed your hands over top his sweatpants traveling up his legs, you saw the bus;ge growing and gently grazed it. you lowered your head and licked a hot stripe up his clothed bulge. he grunted harshly pulling on the restraints, you made sure to layer them so it'd be harder for him to break through.

you grabbed the vibrator and switched it on sliding it over his bulge and then around your nipples pulling the bra down flashing your tits. he was drooling and you decided it was time to give him a little snack, you giggled scooting up to his lips, "you want some?" you purred pulling your panties to the side, "you want to taste my cunt daddy? ohh~ its so wet" you moaned lowering yourself over his nose, his mouth opened welcoming you but you didn't sit just yet, "come taste what that other guy couldn't have" you smirked lowering yourself completely onto his lips watching his eyes roll back as your slick hit his tongue

He leaned his head up, tongue slipping in between your lips like a hungry dog. You melted into him, slow relaxing down onto his mouth, hips lightly swiveling to match his lips. You groped your tits, moaning at the pleasure sparking in your brain. Slash grumbled and groaned, the sounds vibrating against your clit deliciously.

“Oh!- oh daddy~” You purred, back arching and head tipping back. Slash pulled at the restraints, skin peeling around the ties as he ached to feel your skin under his palms. You ground down against his mouth, tongue filling your hole as you whined. “Ah ah ah! Daddy!” His hips bucked up at the sound of your pleads, frustration filling his system as he pulled at the restraints. “Daddy's going to eat you dry bunny..be a good girl and let him out of these ties..” He glared up at you, tongue licking at his lips, “come on bunny...don't you want to make daddy proud?”

"mm, not yet" you panted scooting down back onto his chest, you leaned down kissing your slick off his lips, "you'll get your turn" you smiled kicking your feet up and sliding the thing off your body flashing him your bare pussy as you layed back on his torso. "mm such a yummy cock" you moaned rubbing his hard through his pants, "your evil" he growled and you rolled your eyes leaning over for the vibrator, you switched it on setting it down on his abs,

"fuck" you grunted as you set your clit down onto of the vibrator. your lips began rubbing against his torso as you began humping. "oh daddy! ah! oh yes daddy you feel so good on my weeping cunt" you moaned maintaining eye contact with him, "oh I cant wait to see that cock ring on this big daddy cock, I want you to use everything on me daddy" you whined picking up the pace, "oh daddy im gonna cum! im gonna cum!!" you yelled gripping you

You squealed, head falling back as your orgasm washed over you. You shooke and arched, wet buzzing filling both of your and slash ears. His hips bucked up, harsh growls leaving his lips, “bunny..let daddy out..now. I'm not fucking kidding..” You lazily smiled, squinting at him as you got down on your stomach, face to face with his abs, “i don't know what you mean daddy..” You’d whimper, smiling up at him as you licked up your cum off his abs. “Ohh bunny you’re in deep fucking shit.” You cheek rested against his hip bone, “am I?” You’d tease, kissing his skin as your hand palmed his bulge.

"oh my… its so big" you gasped kissing his hard bulge through his pants. "mm I told you ti take these off daddy" you purred biting his bulging v-line, veins protruding down the toned muscle almost guiding you to his cock.

you leaned over grabbing the cock ring and holding git in your mouth. pulling down the pants you gasped excitedly giggling at his swollen hard cock, "mmm" you licked your lips drooling over his cock. you let drool drip and leak down his cock slipping down with precum

you moaned, pumping his cock lewdly as he sighed.

He stared down at you with hooded eyes, “bunny..” You grinned at him, taking his cock in you mouth, the cock ring slipping down his shaft as you did so. “Oh!- fuck-!” He pulled at the ties, teeth grit and bared as he choked. “Bunny-“ Once the ring was in place, you sucked his cock lewdly, the tip popping out of your mouth as you let go. You pumped him, licking your lips as you stared at him, “there you go daddy...a pretty ring on your cock..” His head rocked back, face turning red out of frustration as the need to cum filled him, but he knew, that he wasn’t allowed to.

“Okay bunny...you’ve had your fun..now take the fucking ring off me right now..before I get mean.” You bit your lip, humming to yourself, “mm..I don’t know..I think it’s a nice touch daddy..”

you licked a long stripe up his swollen red cock. “you’re such a good daddy, behaving for me and holding back all that thick juicy cum mmm” you moaned rubbing your clit while you gently stroked his cock. “bunny-ah fuck” he choked throwing his head back, “yes daddy?” you cooed squeezing his balls, “fuck!” he growled pulling in the restraints harder, “oh these are good ones, you haven’t broken them yet” you giggled leaning over and grabbing another vibrator.

you vibed along his shaft and circled his tip licking your lips as he tried to choke back his moans. “moan for me daddy, oh when you moan it’s so sexy” you whined sucking on one of his balls, “b-bun-oh fuck! oh my god bunny fuck right there!” he moaned loudly as you slowly slipped him inside your pussy. “ohhh!!” you whined, “oh fuck daddy! oh my gosh break free baby come fill me with your cum make me your pretty mommy” you whined loudly as you rode his cock, lewd and throaty moans escaping his lips as he tried to watch you move sensually on his cock but fuck it was too good he couldn’t hold it back anymore he was crazy, screaming practically at your dirty words

You lost yourself on his cock, little hands gripping his chest as you bounced yourself.

“Daddy..daddy more please..” You whined, needing more of him by the minute. “More huh? You want more?” he growled, foaming at the mouth as you nodded. “Please daddy..” His choked gasps slowly died down, a dark smile curving on his face as he glared at you.

“Please? Please? Oh, my bunny is begging now huh? I thought you were the one in charge bunny?” He mocked, head tilting slightly as he questioned you. You stumbled and stammered, “i know but-” “but what bunny? You need your big daddy to take care of you?” You trembled, tears welling up in your eyes as you grew tired of bouncing on him, “yes..i need you daddy..” His eyes darkened completely, “good girl.” He laughed, easily snapping out of the restraints and flipped you over.

you gasped as he hooked your legs around his hips. “you were staying tied for me?” you have him puppy eyes, “anything for you bunny” he smiled softening his piercing gaze slightly, “you did so good bun, so sexy” he growled against your lips while he teased his ringed cock around your hole, “hehe, thank you daddy” you giggled stretching underneath him, rubbing his bicep gently scratching down the divots in his biceps,“now show me who i belong to daddy” you pouted puckering your lips for him, “make me a pretty mommy” you batted your lashes after he placed a rough kiss on you. “you’re gonna squirt on this cock bunny, you’re gonna make a mess for me”

He gripped your hips tight, cock pounding into your g spot as you screamed, “daddy! Oh-oh!” You grabbed at him, pulling at his skin as he grinned at you, “is it too much bunny? This is what you wanted..” He teased, loving the way you looked all sweaty and used. “No more excuses bunny..no more holding back..daddy’s going to take hi sweet bunny until she passes out.”

you screamed losing your voice midway, exhaustion hitting you from how badly you wanted him deeper you couldn’t even fathom it. he held a vibrator against your clit as he yelled profanities from you tightening around his cock. “who’s daddy’s cum dump hm?” he groaned trying to keep himself at a steady pace in you, “m-me -ahhhh!! fuck me!!! i’m you l-little cum dump? in your cockslut daddy use me!!” you arched screaming as your eyes rolled back drool falling down your lips, “s-so good” you whimpered holding his face begging for some mercy

“use you, hm? That's what you want? You want daddy to take it all out on you, bunny?” You nodded franticly, words barely even forming in your brain at this point. “Mmm~ okay bunny.. let's see how long you last..” His thrusts stopped suddenly, light whines leaving you at the loss. “Shhh..don't worry... Daddy is far from done with you..” He snickered, his grip on your hips tightening. Suddenly, he slammed into you hard, tip hitting your g spot head-on.

You screamed bloody murder, clawing at his back. “Oh, that's the spot huh?” He growled, making sure each and every thrust it that special spit inside you.

“oh! oh! da-da-daddy!! AHHHH!!!” you screamed bloody murder, “i can’t take it! i cant take it!” you sobbed ultimate euphoria over taking you. his hand flew to your mouth shutting you up while he drilled into you. tears pooled around his hand as you sobbed and screamed into his hand. “bunny they’re gonna think i’m-fuck! they’re-ohh~~ they’re gonna think i’m hurting you!” his thrusts became sloppy as the cock ring felt tighter around his base

“daddy- daddy! Ohh-! Daddy!!” You squealed, licking his hand as he held it over your mouth. “Bunny-! Fucking god!-“ His cock swelled around the ring, his head filling with pleasure as he felt himself slowly lose it. “Fuck fuck fuck fuck- Fuck!- FUCK!-“ He growled, panting as the ring gave and cum spilled inside you, triggering your orgasm. You squealed and screamed, thrashing around as pleasure filled your head. You cried and screamed against his hand, grabbing at him as you came down.

you were hyperventilating and sobbing against his hand as his head dipped down into your neck. his chest rising and falling rapidly as he kissed your damp skin. you couldn’t help the wave of emotions your several intense orgasms brought you, you broke down in a fit of sobs still not being able to breathe, after shocks from your orgasms shot through you as you looked down at all the squirt that coated the bed and both your bodies. your body still twitching as he stayed plugged in you, he let out soft moans trying to catch his breath. this time was insane, you guys had good sex before no doubt it was never bad, always mind blowing but this time there was so much more emotion on both ends you both needed to recover.

You sobbed, so sore and worn out that it was all you could really do. Slashs face came into few as he lightly picked you up.

He held you against his chest, rocking you back and forth as you slowly came down, “shhh shhh bunny...deep breaths..” You followed his lead in breathing, your mind becoming more clear. Well, as clear as it could be in that moment since you were still very exhausted. “Come on..let’s go get cleaned up..” He kissed your forehead sweetly, smiling against your skin as he carried you to the bathroom. You clung your him, not wanting to be set down or moved anymore than you already have.

Your muscles were sore and your overall being was worn out. As he lowered you both in the bath, he started to hum a soft tune. You didn’t recognize it, must have been something new he had been working on. He ran his hands threw your hair, the other leaning over and grabbing a washcloth. He soaked it in water, bring it to your face as he continued to hum softly. That’s when the hums started to turn into words. He sand softly in your ears as he washed all the sweat and tears from your face. Slash was never one to sing in the first place, but him singing to you never failed to make you smile. “There’s that pretty smile..”

“i-i-i love you slashy” you hummed gripping his chest giving him weak kisses. “i love you bunny” he bummed rubbing your back, “thank you for letting me have you fun” you giggled looking up at him, “you deserved it baby, you were so sexy” he chuckled lowly, “mm thank you” you leaned up kissing him deeply enjoying the feeling of his body against yours with the warm water surrounding you two.

CO-WRITTEN WITH @s-lasxh

#slash x reader #slash fic #slash gnr #slash hudson #Saul Hudson #gunsnroses #slash imagine #velvet revolver #smut #slash smut

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childishfluff · 3 years

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(im gonna be sending a few seperate asks since theyre seperate thoughts/ideas, sorry for any sort of inbox spam!!) ur pet regressor tommy fic led me into a whole wormhole of many different ideas.. esp abt who else is a pet regressor!!

- wilbur (cat regressor!! also very relaxed, he *will* just sleep on phil or techno's lap for hours on end. mostly nonverbal, but will meow every now nd again. mostly communicates through actions. he can purr. doesn't drop often, but when he does, it's due to extreme stress- meaning he can be pretty sensitive while he's in catspace.)

- tubbo (puppy regressor, but definitely more of a relaxed dog aside from the amnt he communicates, especially through barking, whimpering, and soft "awooo!!"'s. loves snuggles. sometimes, he's scared to come of as annoying, so he's hesitant to slip into pupspace, normally needing someone to help him along and tell him that it's ok for him to be a puppy, nd that he's a very very good boy.)

- karl (kitten regressor!!!! he's either really sleepy or really playful/energetic, and he has no in between on that. he meows.. so much.. all he kno is meow meow!! *very* sensitive while dropped, and as such, he needs a lot of validation and love. will get extremely upset with himself if he notices that anyone is even *slightly* mad/irritated by him.)

- nick (sapnap) (PUPPY REGRESSOR 100000%!!! he's very very loud and extremely playful!!! he can be entertained for *hours* w literally anything, especially toys like chew bones. doesn't really drop too often, but when he does, he drops very very far. something that can trigger his drops is when people compare his traits/actions to those of a dog because he just goes yes!! yes me!!!! dog!!! me!!!! also he loves karl *so* much because karl absolutely spoils him rotten when he's in pupspace.)

- ranboo (kitty regressor!! similar to karl, he can be really sensitive while he's dropped. entirely nonverbal, opting for actions instead. he's a mix of both playful and sleepy. when he sleeps, he curls his entire body up into a circle nd kneads at whatever he's sleeping on until he falls asleep.)

- dream (cat regressor!! sleeps a lot when he's dropped, hes just vv tired. mimics patches, and loves to follow her around/act like she does. even bases his catgear around patches, with tabby-colored cat ears and an outfit based off of similar colors. drops very easily, mostly voluntarily.)

those r the ones i can think of now.. id love to know ypur opinions/interpretations of them!! -🌻

OKAY I’M GONNA GO THROUGH THESE ONE BY ONE, AND SHARE MY THOUGHTS+OTHER POSSIBLE HCS/FIC SCENARIOS, SO LONG POST WARNING Y’ALL

1. Cat Regressor! Wilbur

yes yes yes, I wouldn’t of thought of it myself but the idea is absolutely adorable! I’d totally write that, with like handler/cg!niki in addition to those you listed. And the idea of him using it for stress and therefore being sensitive in catspace? like, that’s amazing.

I could imagine a fic where someone pushes him to regress for fun for once, but he feels like it’s stupid to purposely act like a cat when he doesn’t need it? They don’t pressure him, or anything, but he ends up slipping because he feels safe. and he realizes not only does it help with stress, but it just makes him more happy!

also imagine him slipping around tommy for whatever reason, and just wanting to sleep while Tommy’s trying to do something fun. So he’s dragging around a sleepy kitten and waking him up every two seconds, and it’s really soft and adorable and ends up with Wilbur sleeping somewhat on Tommy so that he can’t get up and he’s like ‘you’re so lucky I love you, dude.’ awww I need to write a fic- no promises but y’know

2.Puppy Regressor!Tubbo

someone actually requested a puppy regressors!tubbo and tommy fic that I’m having trouble writing, like it sounds cute but it’s kinda hard bc I’ve never written puppyspace before. I actually decided to start over but I’ma keep trying on that.

anyways, imagine like, Ranboo or Tommy helping him slip over a discord call! Needing help to regress is something that I understand (I age regress, but I haven’t in a while due to this issue), so I could probably write Tubbo in that position well. Needing to be coaxed and told that it’s okay to be a cute lil puppy, like that’s adorable!

3. Kitten Regressor!Karl

tbh I tried to write kitten!karl but I was half asleep and gave up, I need to get back to that hjsiksja. Like I specialize in writing sensitive regressors w/anxiety over someone being mad at them, so I could definitely pull this off.

and the idea of him being a talkative kitty is sooo cute! Like I can imagine something along the lines of this conversation between him and a handler/cg:

“What do you want?”

“Meowww”

“I don’t know what that means!”

“Meow?” (little head tilt and innocent cute eyes)

“Do you want cuddles?”

*excited meows! and he goes and cuddles up in their lap bc yay, they understood him!*

and imagine kitten!karl playing w/Quackity! very very adorable concept

4. Puppy Regressor! Sapnap

okay okay so I don’t watch sapnap really but this is still adorable! Like the whole ‘me, puppy? yes.’ thing is soooo cute! Imagine George or Dream just forgetting that’s a trigger and making a joke about how one of his mannerisms reminds them of a puppy and suddenly! There’s a puppy to take care of!

and karl spoiling him sounds like something he’d do hjsiksjsa. I can’t really add much on here bc idk much about him/his content past the smp but this is so cute! Maybe I’ll watch a few of his videos and attempt writing him bc I keep getting requests for him

5. Kitten Regressor! Ranboo

yes, I was already thinking about this tbh! Like I’ve written him as a little and it’s kinda similar, he’s sensitive, and he’s less verbal the littler he gets. As a kitten, I can easily picture him just being quiet.

I imagine that he’s really pouty because of this, because he doesn’t know how to communicate otherwise, so this might confuse anyone who may take care of him.

“Why are you pouting? Do you want cuddles? Food? Do you wanna play?”

and he just doesn’t reply bc he’s a kitten and he can’t talk so it’s an endless cycle of guess and check until they reach the right answer, and it’s really funny to watch. I can also imagine that he giggles a lot. Like he’s not verbal or anything, and he doesn’t giggle a lot but sometimes it happens! and if you make him giggle while in kittenspace then you did something right!

it makes everyone happy when he giggles and it’s really soft and cute! I definitely think I’ll write a fic with kitten!ranboo in it, at some point eventually, I think!

6. Cat Regressor! Dream

awwwww- I didn’t even consider the possibility of this but awwww. Imagine Wilbur and Dream in catspace together, just sleeping and cuddling while basically all the other kittens are playing and being hyper. And everyone’s trying to get them to play but they’re sleepy! (ofc they end up playing anyways bc their friends are adorable and convincing but y’know)

and I really like the idea of him mimicking patches! I’ve seen a few pet regresors say that they mimick/copy their pets so it kinda feels realistic and likely! and plus, it’s really cute.

and since his regression is voluntary, I can imagine him like one minute, just chillin w/george and sapnap and going ‘what if- what if I just went *cat mode*’ and he tries to hint to his friends that he wants to slip but they’re not getting it so it’s kinda frustrating for him but funny for the readers to see play out bc George and Sapnap are being completely oblivious to everything. Hjsiksja that’d be funny

Thank you for sending this it, like seriously! It was really fun to go through and talk about these, I might make additional headcannon lists once I’m actually awake tomorrow bc I shouldn’t be up rn but yeah, I just wanted to go through and respond to this! <3

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peachyproserpina · 3 years

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Wickedly Domestic

Chapter 2: Coffee and Traffic

John Wick x OC

TW: nothing really, mentions of anxiety

As always if I miss something or if you need something tagged please let me know

Anyone could tell that he had just woken up, he was glaring at her hair mussed clothes rumpled. Daisy yapped and licked at his ankles, “oh, yeah.” He stepped aside to let the dog into the house. Maria stood at the edge of his porch, wringing her fingers together she stepped fully onto the porch and bit her lip when she stumbled over the baby step up. She was trying to not stare at the handsome man as she brought her hands up to her cheeks to stop her nervous habit as well as hopefully cool her blush.

“I was uhh, out running at the swamp and the uh dog - Daisy ran up to me and-” She jumped when he stepped aside, gesturing her inside with a wave of his arm.

“Coffee?” John turned and left the door open, Maria let her jaw drop she didn’t think she would have gotten this far. Most people don’t give her a second look, let alone invite her in for coffee. Her round stomach and thick thighs scared most people away and this man was seriously gorgeous. She was still sweating through her sports bra from her run. She stepped up into his house following him into the kitchen very slowly. Clasping her hands tightly together she looked around one of the most modern and opulent homes she’s ever seen. She looked over the photos hanging in the hallway, they were all of the same beautiful woman. Laughing or looking pensive, as she made her way further into the home she noticed more pictures, this time including some of the handsome stranger who she could hear making coffee in what she assumed was a huge kitchen.

She was looking over his mid room bookshelf at her heart stopped when she saw what was one of the most breathtaking wedding photos she had ever seen. They were both standing there and she could feel the love, she felt like she was in the moment. He was looking at her like he was seeing color first the first time or like everything just fell into place. While she knew he was out of her league she always hoped she would manage to land a hot guy, and rescuing a lost puppy sounds like the beginning of a Nicholas Sparks movie. Seeing this photo somehow filled her with so much love and made her feel like she was going to be sick at the same time. Any dreams of hitting on the very fine apparently married man were dashed away. She heard the sound of coffee cups being set onto a counter and the tinkling of Daisy’s collar against something. Maria made her way to the kitchen, still wringing her fingers, a nervous habit she picked up. It was better than chewing her fingernails like how she did was she was younger but it was an easy tell.

She took her cup of coffee and sat at the island in the kitchen nervously sipping what was one of the best cups of coffee she had ever had in her life. She didn’t even like it black but there was something about it that she couldn’t stop drinking it. She chanced a glance over to him and smiled nervously over her cup. He grunted and looked down at his foot where Daisy was resting, tired from her adventure away from home.

“Yeah, I found her at the swamp. She was just wandering around, I don't know how she got there.” She was letting her words flow before she could stop herself. Her host kept staring on, a man of few words. “You’re house is amazing, I live a few blocks over and I didn’t think I would ever see a house this big in real life let alone be drinking coffee in it-” she paused to take a breath, it was like she was talking to a ghost. She couldn’t even hear him breathe. “Daisy is a sweetie and she did so good in the car, also your wife is beau-” there was a clatter of a cup onto the counter, she looked at him and saw his shoulders shake. She couldn’t tell if it was from anger or from sadness, but she could now feel the overwhelming heat come off of him. She shrank back into her seat and held her cup up close to her mouth. Knowing that it was useless if he decided to attack but not having anything closer.

“Was. My wife WAS beautiful.” He ran a hand through his hair and Maria felt her blood run cold and her face heat up to an uncomfortable level. How this man managed to bring out the worst in her she had no idea, she couldn’t remember the last time she was this nervous in front of anyone. She opened her mouth to apologize and he held up a hand. “She just recently passed. Just a few days ago.”

“I am- my condolences. I can tell you love her, I’m always here if you need an ear to vent to.” She let out a nervous laugh placing her cup on the table pressing her fingers to her cheeks. “I haven’t even introduced myself and im offering to be a fucking therapist that you probably dont need.” She took a breath and held out her hand. Closing her eyes she waited until he took it before she started up again. Maria didn’t realize how bad she was shaking until he took her hand in his. His touch was warm, when he wrapped his fingers around hers she jumped, she could feel what felt like ripples of electricity branch off from where her fingers grazed. It really hit home how nervous and sweaty she was, she bit her lip and cracked open her eyes. His gaze was fixed on where their hands met and when he flicked his eyes up to meet hers she let out the breath she was holding. He really was gorgeous, he was older, that was apparent. Sharp facial hair even though he just woke up, hard eyes that were brown and deep enough to get lost in. Maria wet her lips and she saw he followed the line of her tongue and she flushed.

“My name is Maria, I live just a few blocks away and I work at a bank in the city.” Maria jumped at that, yanking her hand back from his like she was burnt. John looked at his hand, flexing his fingers before watching her dig her phone out of her jacket. Maria let out a pathetic little sob when she saw the time on her phone. “Oh fuck, oh fuck. I am going to get fired! I am so fucking LATE.” She started up and rushed to the door, pulling her keys from the same pocket her phone was in. Her yelling woke up Daisy who was following behind John as he guided her back to the front door with a light touch on her back. She could feel his wedding ring like a brand and bit her lip, she should not be thirsting over this man. This man who was only being nice because she found his dog, this man who had to have admirers lined around his block, this man who just lost his wife.

He could feel the panic coming off of her from his front door. She nervously waved at him before backing out and making a run to her car, which she parked at the end of his driveway. Why she parked so far away from the door, he wasn’t sure most of the guests that came over were Helen’s and they always had no problem parking so close. If anyone who was there for him drove a car they parked as close as possible, trying to be intimidating. It was refreshing to have someone blissfully unaware of who he was, what he was. He watched her rush to her car and did a double take when he saw the delicate pattern of daisies wrapped around her right shoulder.

“The names John!” he called after her, not wanting to have the girl more scared of him then she already was. She stopped dead in her tracks, letting the timbre of his voice carry down her spine as he shouted after her. Letting out a breath she waved at him while she climbed into her car before peeling out of the neighborhood. He watched her speed away before closing the door and waking up properly for his day. He had to get kibble and toys for Daisy and he had a date with the tarmac and his Mustang.

#wickedly domestic #john wick x oc #john wick x reader #john wick fic

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strawberrybabydog · 3 years

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so i started little friends: dogs and cats last night. and im taking care of a tiny me :0)

it does work as a coping mechanism. i chose a dog who looks like me and has some of my key traits (ultra curious, loves food, light hearted) and it really feels like a more physical way to have my humanself interact with my dogself.

at the beginning of the game you get a letter “from your parents” and if my human hadnt been sitting beside me i may have cried at that alone. for a whole second it felt like i had supportive parents who recognized that i’m actually a dog.

as for actual gameplay? i still love it. i play fetch with myself for hours. i wish there were a bit more different types of toys - a rope (personal fave,) actual chew toys, etc. i wish in “watch mode” you could leave toys out as well and watch your pet play with them. overall i absolutely love it. for it’s price (normally 70$ i think, i got it on sale for about 40$) i dont know if its completely worth its original price for what it is, but yeah i still love it.

#seriously i feel like my own therapist #discovering this new coping mechanism is ltierally fucking. i am in love with it #im also pretty sure my dogself cant have any thoughts of self-hatred so thats something new i learned too

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talkfastromance4 · 4 years

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Fireworks--Luke&Lily&Posy Special

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a/n: I know celebrating the 4th is redundant, especially now, but I’ve had this in my head since last night and Luke and Lily are my comfort characters. So this is just a little special day with them and the guys. Enjoy :)

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Lily woke up super excited on July 4th because she knew she’d get to see fireworks later today after having hot dogs and red, white and blue popsicles. She’s too small to understand the meaning of the holiday but is old enough to understand that she gets to spend the day with her family, her daddy and Ella and all of her uncles.

For breakfast, she begs to have blueberry pancakes while she pokes Posy’s cheeks to make her giggle in her highchair. Luke happily makes his sweet girls blueberry pancakes, he even adds strawberries for a smiley face and whipped cream for hair to get the full effect of the red white and blue aesthetic.

After breakfast, you help the girls get dressed in their red and blue dresses while Luke packs up Posy’s diaper bag, your swim bags and all the snacks you’re bringing along to Calum’s house. It’s his turn to host the festivities this year and Lily is excited to swim with Duke in the pool.

“Look, dada!” Lily exclaims running downstairs in her outfit. Luke can’t help but smile, she looks adorable with her hair in pigtails held together by red, white and blue ribbon paired nicely with her red dress and white sandals.

“You look very pretty, my sweet,” he grins, bending down holding up her small hand. “Now I see why you wanted blue nails.”

“It matches my ribbon!” she points to her pigtails and Luke laughs just as you and Posy descend the stairs.

You’re wearing a simple white sundress with a red ribbon cinched around the waist, accompanied with red lipstick. You look dazzling and Posy is situated on your hip but she’s in a blue dress with a large, red flowered headband. You’re all so pretty it makes Luke ache with love.

“I have the most beautiful girls in the world,” he smiles, rising from his spot on the ground to kiss your cheek. He doesn’t want to mess up your pretty lips. Then he kisses Posy’s chipmunk cheek.

“Thanks babe,” you smile, “is everything packed?”

“Yeah, I’ll go change then we can go,” he kisses your cheek again loving the smell of your lotion and perfume. He won’t be able to keep his hands off you today.

When he’s changed into white shorts and a nice blue button-down shirt, you’re all out the door to Calum’s house. Music and chatter pull you into his backyard where he has a large canopy setup with tables of food and drinks. The pool has floaties and toys drifting along the top and Duke comes sprinting your way.

Lily is the first one to run to him, touching the bow he has fastened around his neck.

“Look mama! We match!” she giggles.

“There’s my girl!” Calum grins making his way over from the grill. Lily screams in excitement as he lifts her into his arms, she’s quick to show him her ribbons and her nails.

“Hey guys,” Cory walks up with Ella next to him, both of them holding beers in their hands. “Hi Posy, you look pretty in your flower.” he rubs at her cheek which causes her to giggle.

Ashton heads over next, eyes lit up when he sees Posy.

“There’s my Princess!” he coos at her and she reaches for her uncle. You hand her off with a smile as Ashton kisses her cheeks. “What a pretty baby, you are, huh? Hey gorgeous,” he greets you next with a kiss to the cheek.

“Hi Ash,” you giggle.

“Paws off, mate,” Luke jokes.

The afternoon is spent with laughter and catching up. You’re always so thankful that the guys are more than willing to spend time with your girls giving you and Luke a bit of alone time. You both keep your eye on your girls at all times, there’s never really a break from parenting but you love to watch them interact with their uncles.

Lily is currently in the pool with Cal who keeps catching her as she jumps off the ledge. Ashton is laid out on a large blanket under another canopy tent playing with Posy as she chews on her teething rings or her other toys spread on the blanket. His and her giggles reach you and Luke and fills you with glee.

When it’s time to eat, Lily eats her hot dog happily while Posy sits in Luke’s lap eating her own cut up hot dog and fruit. Not long after, she started to get a little fussy and squirmy in her daddy’s arms. Her face twisting in a tearless cry.

“Is it too hot out?” Ashton asked worriedly. He loves his niece and hates to see her upset.

“No,” you hum running your palm over her cheeks and forehead feeling her, she’s not too warm. “It’s a little past her naptime.”

“I’ve still got Lily’s bed in the guest room if you want to put her down,” Calum suggests stealing a blueberry from Lily’s place. She giggles and steals a chip from his plate.

“Thanks,” Luke situates Posy into his arms but she’s still wriggling. “It’s okay, sweetheart, we’ll go for a nap, okay?” He kisses her temple then rises from his chair, he looks down at you, “I’ll be right back.”

“I��ll be waiting. Nigh-night Posy,” you kiss her hand quickly before Luke heads inside to the air conditioned house. Her cries are silenced as soon as the sliding door shuts.

After Posy’s nap, it’s dinner time where you all eat more hot dogs and burgers and Lily is sitting in Calum’s lap eating her red, white and blue popsicle waiting for the fireworks. The juice from the popsicle drips onto Calum’s hand but he doesn’t mind, he’s too busy taking photos with Lily.

You brought sound canceling headphones for Posy and put them on as soon as a warning firework went off in the sky. Lily screams in excitement but Posy squeezes herself to you and has a tight grip on Luke’s finger. You rub her back, humming softly to her knowing the vibrations in your chest will calm her down.

Then the show really begins. Reds, blues, greens and yellows explode in the night sky. Some are large and some are small bursts of light, the boom shakes your chest. Luke has his arm around you giving you soft kisses to your cheek then to your ear.

“Luke,” you giggle from the tickling sensation of his lips, “what are you doing?”

“You’re my favorite firework, lovie,” he breathes, lips nibbling on your earlobe.

“Save it for later, Hemmings,” you roll your eyes but turn your head so you can give him a proper kiss.

When the fireworks show has ended, Posy has fallen asleep in your arms and Michael pulled out the sparklers he bought. He made sure Lily knew where to hold it so she wouldn’t burn her hand. Luke held it with her, he could tell she was nervous and Cory had his phone out and ready. When Michael lit the tip of the sparkler and it sparks with light, Lily’s eyes go wide and her mouth opens in awe.

“Pretty!” she shouts causing everyone to laugh. Luke waves her hand gently and she’s mesmerized by the movement.

When it burns out, she wants another one right away, and she makes sure she does a sparkler with everyone.

Lily ends up falling asleep on Cory’s lap around the fire and one look at Luke you both agree it’s time to get your two girls home. Cory transfers Lily to Luke’s arms with a quick goodnight/goodbye kiss. Lily and Posy shift a little in their car seats but are still out like a light.

Both girls are tucked into bed and you and Luke are finally alone in your room. You push him onto the bed straddling him as you kiss him deeply. His hands bunch up the white skirt of your dress, fingers tickling your thighs.

“Baby, you’re a firework,” he hums and you smile against his lips.

“Are you gonna make me go, oh, oh...oh!” you gasp when his fingers sink into you.

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kawaragi · 3 years

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hiiiiiii! can i ask what kind of pellets you feed your rabbits? and do you use timothy hay for them? and can i ask for some tips on how to take care of them? i have a rabbit too but it's my first time taking care of one, so i still kinda don't know what to do yet heheheh. it's fine if you don't want to answer though heheheheheh

hi! i’ll answer this ofc hehe im not an expert by any means but these r just precautions me and my sister take from videos about rabbits and even asking my friends for advice ^^ so sorry for the small text!

1) rn we use smallworld’s brand for pellets - it works perfectly fine and my rabbits really like them so it works the best for us !! oxbow is a good brand too and probably recommended by a lot of rabbit owners

2) we use timothy hay yes ! if ur rabbit is really young and small, use alfalfa. and please remember to always always ALWAYS keep your hay stocked and accessible to ur rabbit. this is an important part of their diet and if they dont get to eat hay for a long while, they’ll go into this stage called GI Stasis. its very very deadly for rabbits bc it affects their intestines and since rabbits dont have the ability to throw up or fart it out, their intestines is a good place to check if your bunny is okay.

3) consider getting them spayed / neutered ! i know that pet owners are 50/50 on the spaying / neutering topic, but i’d say it’s quite beneficial. rabbits are territorial and have a dominant-submissive relationship with other rabbits. when unspayed/unneutered rabbits become mature, they will mark the place that is unrecognizable to them as their territory. whether it’s chinning, pooping, even spraying pee everywhere to put their scent on said places. it’s super troublesome and they’ll also try and reproduce if they’re unspayed/neutered because their hormones are going absolutely crazy. if your rabbit is a female rabbit, PLEASE go get her spayed. female rabbits who are not spayed are prone to uterine tumours.

i think thats everything regarding health so let’s talk about bunnyproofing your home!

4) my rabbits are free roamed during the day and we put them back in their cages when we go to sleep and we let them back out the next day. my rabbits are neutered so we don’t really have to worry about their past behaviors of spraying pee everywhere. we blocked out every little space that my rabbits could get into bc theyre very curious little things and could possibly get themselves in danger.

5) keep your cords and cables OUT OF SIGHT!!!! rabbits are so so SOOOO notorious for destroying anything and everything that gets in their way and unfortunately almost every household has a fuckton of cords and cables and theyre all bound to be cut by rabbits. getting cable covers is a good idea but we never got one, my dad just replaces them BDSNBS

6) cardboard r good toys for rabbits and they can chew on them! just watch them and make sure they dont chew too much otherwise it’s possible for them to get intestinal blockages (which i thought song had but… he was jusg constipated and gassy…) sticks are also good!! my mom takes apple sticks from my grandma’s garden and dries them up before giving them to my rabbits :)

7) i live in a carpeted apartment and having rabbits is like … homicide for the carpet :/ if u live in the same type of apartment as me pls make sure ur rabbit doesnt rip up the carpet as often 😭

8) RABBITS CAN BE TRAINED TO USE LITTERBOXES!!!!!! we didnt really have to train my rabbits, they just started using the litterboxes on their own and u can do this by putting their poops in the box with some hay and bc of the scent, it’ll make them think that that is their territory :3 it’ll save u so much trouble and less poop to clean up. other places will advice u to get like chips for the pee to soak in but we just use a regular like pee pad for dogs bc its easy to change out

9) block out any small spaces that they could potentially get into. that includes spaces under the bed, under the couch, behind the tv where there are cords and cables, dressers - i don’t have this problem with song bc hes bigger in size and he knows he cant fit, but i have this problem with sang! hes much much smaller and he fits in small spaces and crawls in them easier and its just a pain to get him out so keep this in mind if ur rabbit is a menace and smaller in size ^

i think thats everything for bunnyproofing? so here r some other like things fhat we do for my rabbits

10) rabbits are just like cats and dogs, they settle for anything in terms of toys - i gave sang a small box and he plays with it and chews on it. its important to give them something to chew on if theyre not chewing hay bc rabbits’ teeth grow out suuuuper fast and u have to keep them chewing on something bc if u dont, and their teeth grow out, it could cause some growth problems!

11) u dont have to worry about bathing them. like at all. rabbits clean themselves way often than normal, they dont smell either! the only times that should be okay to bathe them is if they r really fucking dirty for example soaked in their own pee. do not AND I MEAN DO NOT regularly bathe them bc it sends them into a shock and could even cause death. we’ve had to do this to song and sang before they were neutered bc theyd be really dirty and soaked in pee and it’s just… gross to see them like that. (if u really really have to bathe them, use baby shampoo! its easier for their skin and their fur)

12) fun fact: rabbits LOVE bananas. they absolutely go fucking crazy over it - just dont give them too much fruits like strawberries and apples in one day bc they could get diabetes 😭 we let our rabbits eat as much as they want bc they stop when they dont want to eat anymore of the banana anyway. unless its song. song doesnt stop eating.

13) rabbits are actually very smart! u can put them in a routine with their meals like if u get them used to eatinf at around 11 am or earlier, they know the time of when they’ll be eating. for me tho song runs over to his bowl when he hears the rattling of the pellets in the scooper we have.

14) rabbits shed yes!! u can use a comb to get the shedding off but do not use a wired one. they have sensitive skin like fr fr sensitive skin and wired combs could cause abrasions on their skin which is never a good thing!!!

15) rabbits are, by nature, prey animals. they are naturally good at hiding their pain and sickness so its very very easy to miss them. u can easily tell if a rabbit isnt feeling well is if they are keeping to themselves, their ears are cold, they lose appetite, they dont move as much - something that’s not common to their usual behavior. so always keep an eye out for them!

i think thats everything i could think of ???? theyre high maintenance yeah just like any other animal but they are quite easy to take care of ! theyre also really really funny animals its adorable and i could fr watch them do their own thing every day.

they can be a lil bitch but tbh its so worth it, they are such cute critters. I JUST AGH I HOPE THIS HELPED U CAN ALWAYS SEND ME AN ASK ABT SOMETHINF AND I’LL GLADLY ANSWER IT FOR U!!!

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foutbolimajine · 4 years

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please, just leave me alone. ⦁ ruben loftus-cheek pt. 2

word count: 2053 ⦁ short/medium/(too damn) long

(rqst), tw [miscarriage]

For the first time in a long time (seven months to be exact), I felt hurt. Betrayed. Foolish. I was freezing cold and burning hot at the same time. I’d taken the long way to my flat, took an extra lengthy shower, and cuddled with my dog (all while crying my eyes out) and yet. The next morning and I still felt like absolute shit. The worst part of it all was Vinny. She knew how much pain I’d been in the last seven months. She was there with me all through the stages of heartbreak. I’d cried on her shoulder, on her couch, in her bed, and in her cereal on one occasion. She had stressed how he wasn’t going to be there all week and while I would never admit it out loud, it’s the only reason I told Juliette I would come to her party.

I let out a groan before finally turning back on my phone that immediately started going off with notifications. I would pretend to be surprised, but I’m not. I’d put my phone on do not disturb and airplane mode but that didn’t stop the incessant badgering from Ruben and his family. After I left, the entirety of the Loftus-Cheek clan began mass texting/calling/FaceTiming/DMing me on literally every platform possible. I’m sure there’s a lonely message in my kik inbox from Isaac just begging me to hear out his P.O.S. brother. Or maybe a message from Ruben himself lies in my old, embarrassing email that he always teased me about when we first met. I snort at the thought of Ruben emailing [email protected].

The thought only kept the miniscule smile on my face for so long. I finally huff and call Lavinia, she being the LC that had absolutely wrecked my inboxes more so than the others.

“Ayla? Ayla! I am so sorry! I swear to God I didn’t know Ruben was coming. He wasn’t even supposed to be in town. He didn’t think you’d come so he decided to surprise everyone. I promise I would never do this to you purposefully. I don’t even know what possessed him to bring her, but they’re not even friends! They both swear it and Rubes feels terrible. He cried, Ayla. Like actually bawled in our living room. He misses you so much. We all feel so bad. There was barely any time to warn you since they came literally like five minutes before us. I’m so sorry.” She picks up and doesn’t let out so much as a “Hello?” before she begins rambling. I suppose knowing that she also didn’t know makes me feel a little better.

“H-he cried?” God, you are pathetic, woman! One tear (that you didn’t even see) and you’re ready to forgive him?

“Yes, Ayla. It was totally bizarre. Mum could barely console him.” I close my eyes and inwardly groan at how weak I am. Or rather, how weak he made me.

“I’ll um, call him. Same number?” I mumble, even though I knew it was from the several new messages from “cheeky ❤️” sitting in my inbox as we speak. Vinny let’s out an undignified squeal that causes my dog, Ira’s ears to perk up. She apologizes at least 50 times more before finally hanging up and leaving me alone to do what I said I would. Although, there were dishes in my sink. And I needed to vacuum my lounge. And Ira’s toys were thrown all over my office. There was so much more to do than talk to my cheating ex.

I bend down to pick Ira up and kiss his head. “Yeah, we’re entirely too busy to deal with that right now. Aren’t we, buddy?” He of course doesn’t answer, but I know he agrees with me. So I spend the next six hours doing literally any and everything to not focus on my situationship. And when the last candle had been lit, and all my emails completely cleaned out, I sat on my bed with my phone staring back at me.

“I should read his messages first, right?” Ira continues to chew his rope on the other side of the room. “Right. Just a dog.” I sigh and finally unlock my phone. First thing first, that contact name has to go.

ruben loftus-cheeks for everybody: ayla please answer my calls. please it’s not what you think it is

ruben loftus-cheeks for everybody: i miss you. so much

ruben loftus-cheeks for everybody: i’m not w sheena. it was a mistake. please babe

ruben loftus-cheeks for everybody: i love you ayla. please answer me

ruben loftus-cheeks for everybody: i know why you’re upset but please just let me explain!

ruben loftus-cheeks for everybody: i remember you saying how loving and being in love were different. and you were right. i'm so in love with you ayla yanna cooper. so so so in love

ruben loftus-cheeks for everybody: im sorry

I don’t realize I’m crying until my vision blurs and my phone screen turns wet. For seven months I’d tried to wrap my brain around what happened to us. Why me? Was I not enough? Was it because I didn’t make him a father? What did Sheena have that I didn’t? Everyday, for all those months, a thousand and one thoughts of him ran through my head and didn’t think to look both ways before crossing my mind. Sometime between my initial heartbreak and my “getting over it” I had convinced myself that Ruben didn’t love me. That he hadn’t loved me for the three and a half years we’d been together romantically, or for the two years prior that we’d just been best friends. Damn you, Ruben Loftus-Cheek.

The phone doesn’t ring twice before it’s picked up. He doesn’t say anything, but I know he’s there by the slow breathing on the other side of the line.

“Ruben-”

“Ayla-”

We both let out awkward chuckles before I tell him that he can go first. “I would actually much rather do this in person...if that’s okay with you?” He asks gingerly. It wasn’t okay with me at all, actually. Not even a little bit. Who did he think he was? Of course the answer is no.

“Uh, s-sure. I’ll text you my address. Bye.” I hang up before he can respond and immediately throw my phone. “SURE? SURE? REALLY AYLA? SURE?” I scream into my pillow, completely shocked at how much of a dumbass I really was. I take two (hundred) deep breaths while on the search to find my phone, trying to buy myself both time and a peace of mind. It had somehow wedged itself between Ira’s dog bed and my dresser, but unfortunately wasn’t broken. At least then I’d have an excuse as to why I never responded. I quickly type out my address and let the doorman know to let him up and then put my phone on the charger so I don’t touch it.

It feels like all too soon the buzz of my doorbell sounds throughout my flat and Ira bolts out my bedroom. Ira hadn’t seen his dad in months, the last time being when Isaac had watched him for me while I traveled to America on business. I was positive their reunion would be significantly better than ours had been. With one final breath, I open the door and allow Ira to take all of Ruben’s attention while I looked at him.

It was clear he’d left immediately from his gray sweats and wrinkled white tee. He’d chosen slides to accompany his mix-matched socks, and was lacking a jacket despite the cool weather. He also hadn’t shaved, which is something I always liked. His eyes were red and puffy, something I’m sure we shared in common. And while I hate to admit it, despite every disgruntled thing about him, my heart still beat faster in his presence.

I clear my throat and he finally looks at me. “Um, come in?” He walks past me with Ira in his arms and I nearly faint. Still found time to put on that cologne. “Do you...want something to drink? Forgive me, I didn’t exactly have enough time to pull out the charcuterie board.” He laughs at my sarcasm and shakes his head. “I’m good, thank you. Can we sit?” So we do, and the air immediately gets thicker.

“You read my messages?” He asks, sheepishly. I nod in response, not trusting my voice enough to give him a verbal answer. “I mean it, Ayla. I am so, so in love with you. Never in this life would I ever hurt you purposefully. That night was a mistake. I was never going to let it get that far. She-”

“I don’t want to talk about that night, Ruben. You said you wanted to talk so here we are: talking. What happened, happened. I saw it with all two of my eyes. There’s nothing much you can do to explain yourself there. I don’t care what she did; I’m not- I wasn’t in a relationship with her. I don’t know her, nor do I ever want to. She didn’t promise to love me, to be faithful to me. She wasn’t who I was sleeping next to at night. She wasn’t who I put love, energy, and time into for three and a half years. I didn’t-” I can’t help the tears that begin to fall. “I didn’t lose her baby.” Ruben tries to hold me and I push him away. “You’re not allowed to do that anymore.”

I find the courage to look at his face and see how absolutely broken he looks. I may sound like a monster but that look on his face, it did make me feel just a bit better. It was nice to know the feeling was mutual. I struggled so much in the last year. I’d lost my baby, my boyfriend, and consequently my home. I was uprooted and I literally felt like I was walking on new legs for so long. And now, just when I was getting my shit together, he decided to come back and undo most of the work I’d done to make the broken puzzle I was, whole again. He should feel broken, because I was.

He clears his throat and grabs my hand. “Okay, we don’t have to talk about then. Let’s talk about right now; me and you. Right now, I miss you and I love you. And I would do anything in this world to have you back. You didn’t lose the baby; we did. And in my grief I made a bad decision I wish I could take back, but I can’t. What I can promise you though, I will spend the rest of my life trying to win you back because there is no one in this world more perfect for me than you, Ayla Tanya Cooper. Plus...I miss Ira.”

I roll my eyes and begrudgingly let the smile I was holding back show on my face. I jump as Ruben shoots out his seat and runs around the couch, whooping. “We got a smile!” He shouts, Ira running and barking closely behind him. I grab a throw pillow and cover my face. Jesus, what am I going to do with this man. He flops down beside me and sends me that killer smile. “So?”

“I never want to see you with that woman again.”

He doesn’t hesitate, “Done.”

I squint at him. “I mean it, Ruben.”

“Me too. She randomly saw me and asked what plans I had last night. She invited herself, I swear. She’s gone, I promise.”

“And we have to be friends again before anything else. You have a lot of trust to earn back.”

His bottom lip folds in as his cheeks raise. “As long as you let me back in your life, we can work on the rest.”

I silently pray before sighing. “Fine. Whatever, of course. You’re in.” I roll my eyes again at his excitement. This time he runs all over the room before crushing me in a hug. “Thank you, Ayla.” He whispers in my ear. “You won’t regret it.” I hum and just bask in the feeling of holding him close again.

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thecomposerofstories · 3 years

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Wow something that's not an ask!

This is a oneshot set between The Story of a Toy and A Dino’s Distress!

A Tour of Andy’s Room.

Being played with again felt good. Amy had been played with the night before and this morning, and she had missed the feeling.

Andy had a big imagination, and though he was a tad confused as to the ragdoll’s sudden appearance, he played with her all the same. His playtimes were more filled with action than Alice’s games were, but not so different. There was a hero, a villain, a damsel, loyal henchmen and helpful sidekicks, and Amy was happy playing the latter. Andy had cast her as ‘A Dinosaur Trainer,’ whose name was unknown, who had tamed Rex to be the ‘Dinosaur who ate force-field-dogs’. (Amy didn’t understand it herself, how could he eat the dog if it was covered in an invincible bubble? How would he be able to even chew it?) but despite the plot-holes, Amy loved Andy’s refreshing playtimes.

Amy looked around the room as the toys watched Andy leave for school through the window.

What could she do? What were the other’s going to do? she felt she must have looked idiotic, standing there aimlessly, but she wasn’t sure of herself or her surroundings yet.

It had been a long time since she had interacted with other toys, and though she had read various conversations between characters in books, (Like heroes battling wits against villains, boring dialogue between two lovers, and the like,) she was no good coming up with them herself.

She’d heard of this feeling before. ‘Imposter Syndrome’, she thought it was.

She watched curiously as the other toys went about their business, although careful not to stare. Amy fiddled with her cottony hands uncertainly.

Amy decided to walk around the room, making sure not to step on the Troikas’, but in turn she nearly bumped into a passing miniature Fire Engine. The driver yelled at her with his tiny voice. He was shaped like an egg, and his words were unintelligible. “S-sorry,” Amy tried to apologize. The rather adorable egg-thing rolled his eyes and continued to drive off to wherever location it was off to.

As Amy turned around, she nearly slammed into Rex. “Oh! Sorry, I eh, sorry.” “It’s fine,” he dismissed, equally as awkward as she. “Where were you off to?” the dinosaur asked, obviously trying to make small talk. “Nowhere, really.” Rex mentally slapped himself. “Of course, you don’t know this place…” his eyes lit up “I’ll give you a tour! Andy’s still being dropped off at school, I’ll show you everything!” he grinned. Amy smiled, “I’d like that a lot.”

And so the plastic dinosaur took the small ragdoll on a tour of Andy’s room.

“Oh! This is where we keep the board-games, that’s Woody, you’ve seen him before, that’s a shelf, and that’s a crayon,” Rex kept rambling on and on as he pulled Amy by the hand. The other toys in the room shook their heads with amusement at their antics. Amy wasn’t really paying much attention; she was just watching Rex’s face light up as he guided her through the room and pointed everything out to her.

“And this is the book shelf!” the dinosaur said proudly. Amy lit up “I love books!” she grinned. Though it was a bit of a lie. Yes, she liked reading, but after all that time spent in the attic, where all she did was read, it was nice to do something else finally and maybe give reading a rest for a while. Rex continued the tour, and ended up showing Amy Andy’s TV, along with the windowsill.

Sitting by the windowsill was the piggybank Amy had seen the night before. He looked either board or irritated, or some mix of the two. He looked out of the window and didn’t even bother greeting or acknowledging Rex, even though he knew he was there. Unaware of his blatant body language of the pig that clearly read ‘Leave me the heck alone, you moron.’Rex greeted him merrily. “Hello, Hamm! Have you met Amy yet?” the pig had simple black painted dots for eyes, but Amy was almost certain the pig was rolling them. Hamm groaned. “No.” he replied grumpily. “Hi.” He said to the ragdoll before continuing to look out the window. He didn’t look sad, just annoyed by the dinosaur’s presence, Amy noted.

The ragdoll sat down next to the pig, -of course, not close enough as to annoy him- and looked out the window too, followed by Rex, who hadn’t a clue what was happening and just wanted to continue giving Amy a tour, even though he’d shown her everything.

It was the same view Amy had seen from the attic, just a little lower.

A man came out of the house from across them. before he tripped and fell onto the grass, tripped by an invisible force.

The three toys laughed uncontrollably.

Hamm let out something that was a mix of a laugh and a snort. The pig then moved the blinds open and closed. “What are you doing?” Amy couldn’t help asking. “Signalling the Gnomes. They’re the ones who tripped ‘im. It was kinda my idea.” Hamm said, matter-of-factly, still moving the blinds. He kept laughing. “Well done, guys!” the piggybank wheezed, even though the Gnomes couldn’t hear him.

“So all those times that guy fell over, that was you?” Amy smirked. As much as she felt bad for that poor man, all those times she’d saw him fall or trip had been the highlight of her time spent on her own.

She figured she was going to like Andy’s Room.

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