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How wrong is it that I fucking LOVE this guy??!!!
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I’m just going to devote myself and this tumblr address to catching everyone up on the McCartney/Lennon Coming Up/Starting Over call and response, on the Sgt Pepper/Magical Mystery Tour McCartney/Lennon vocal style of McCartney melodic singing with twangy Lennon responses threaded in (“it’s getting better all the time/can’t get no worse”)…and I’m gonna do all that just so I can finally bring other souls into dying with me over McCartney’s Tug of War album.
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Larys: No love.
Alicent: -enters-
Larys: One love.
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I wanna post something but idk what
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Is it weird that I can't decide if Swan is a father figure to me, or if I simp for him?
I made two diff self inserts to not make it weird lol
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a bit of a hot take i guess but the photography club is so damn annoying
like not their routine or anything. but their existence. like why didn’t yandev just. make new characters. was it that hard
he pulls all these rip-offs out of his ass and then everyone praises him and takes these characters seriously like no in fact sukubi and inkyu would not make a good couple and beruma and kuu would be best friends
so like i KNOW they are characters and people will acknowledge them no matter what but. to me they simply. do not exist
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind
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literally feels like a myth that there are people who don't struggle with basic tasks like getting out of bed or going to the shops or seeing a friend for coffee. how does everything not feel like a painstaking chore for them. how do they have the physical and emotional energy every single day
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I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation
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I love the "came back wrong" trope but from the opposite side.
Imagine you are dead. And then you are RIPPED from the embrace of decay into the world of the living again. Your memories are hazy and you don't recognize any of these people, but they act like they're close to you? Like they love you? So you try to get your memories back, to act like you belong here, but everybody tries to forget you died. And you can't. It is omnipresent. And just trying to grapple with that fact pushes the people who "love" you away, and they're incapable of understanding, and they're so confused, what's wrong N̶̄̀O̶͛͗T̷̉́ ̷͋͝Y̴̎̌Ȍ̴̈U̸̓R NÄM̴̃͑E̵̾̇? And you just need them to understand, you aren't that person! You aren't! You don't know who that person is! You don't know why any of this is happening, but they're unwilling to bend, they keep insisting you are that person, your memories will come back, everything will be normal again, and you want to scream and cry and claw yourself open to show them you're different. Your existence as a being wholly separate from whoever you "used to be" is a sin unto itself. All you can do is scrabble for life and to them, you're killing whoever they loved to do it.
just. lots of fun in that concept, you know?
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Put salt in your baked goods. Put salt in your desserts. Just do it. Please. Salt isn't just for savory, it's literally a flavor enhancer so even a pinch can take a meh recipe to one people can't stop eating. Listen to me. Your cookies and cheesecake bars are bland and uninteresting. I'm taking your hand. I'm guiding you with a gentle touch to the back. We can do this together. Trust me.
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if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is
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