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#is that true
spectra-bear · 2 years
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The boys help out April with her mock interview (GONE WELL) ((LOOK AT THOSE RATINGS!!!!1!1!1!))
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starrynightarchive · 4 months
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wait.... is that...... is that a red string of fate tying me to you?!
@lotus-reblogs
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hdra77 · 2 months
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lovely-nancy65 · 1 month
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cliff said that this is a self portrait of @larsulrichsblog
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apollos-boyfriend · 10 months
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DAN AND PHIL LOST DILS SAVE FILE?
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starscelly · 5 months
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squint + chat
ari@dal 11.14.23
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mikado: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
kida: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
mikado: Stop.
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Is that why I am okay in some public places? 
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twisted-bee · 1 year
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WAIT SOMEONE FOUND THE LESLEY CAR???? DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE IT WAS? OR HAVE ANY PHOTOS OF IT?
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fancysadgirl · 2 years
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Heaven is a place on earth with you Tell me all the things you wanna Do I heard that you like the bad girls Honey, is that true?
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aquagustd · 2 years
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"You do know not everyone has the privilege of having a common sense?" well anon... now I do
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tell me why i laughed out loud when i read that 🫣
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jessepinwheel · 4 months
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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
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chongoblog · 3 months
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Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”
The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”
Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”
Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”
Me: “Oh….well…thanks”
Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”
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rslashrats · 6 months
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i hate that this is on “bad two sentence horror” because its actually good
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correctopinionhaver · 2 months
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loathsome-sickness · 4 months
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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