#inventedbymelvin

[moralpuppet]

Reading those books is probably what caused the mass possession in the first place! Orel seems a little unsettled by all this now. Gee, first the teacher now the students. Evil's running rampant through this school. Perhaps he did need to resort to freeing everyone from the grasp of the devil after all. ❝  It's one thing to read Frankenstein, that's supposed to be funny-❞ To Orel it was because of how unbelievable it is. Still his 2nd favorite book ever though. ❝  But all this Darwin stuff can't really be believable right? ❞

Oh, the ginger kid knew Harold then? ❝  Harold's your friend? Great! I'll keep that in mind. ❞Orel seems to generally be problem solving in his head, he's going to have to give this entire school an exorcism somehow.

❝  Well you are right about magic. ❞ He concludes. ❝  And, gosh, what if your right about the possession taking over the school, I didn't think it could spread this fast! ❞ Golly he just hopes he's not susceptible himself. ❝  I mean, what if we're the only ones unaffected? ❞ There's a tiny twitch in his eye as he contemplates that as though it was very much fact. ❝  Then it's up to us to save the students and teachers at Jerome Horwitz!❞ / @inventedbymelvin CONT.

#♰ ༻ what did you do now you little menace / ic . #♰ ༻ 𝘖𝘳𝘦𝘭'𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘴 . / crossover v. #inventedbymelvin #my god orels probably going to level the whole school somehow

[madeimpact]

❝ Why do I get the feeling I was just called fake? ❞

#melma knows what she did #inventedbymelvin #❛ GENERAL: dash commentary. #❛ ic: sora. #❛ verse: sora ; kh3.

[artfulprankster]

‘ life is short, but also like, terribly and insufferably long at the same time ’ (inventedbymelvin)

“Melvin it’s lunchtime, who hurt you?” Harold squinted at him, chewing on a mouthful of sandwich.

#inventedbymelvin #{~~ The one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad hair cut// Main canon verse~~} #{~~ you are on the air with DJ Heavy Harold!// Ask answered~~}

[outofmylab]

"My statement was a bit broad but I suppose I can elaborate further. Each generation has it's own merits and value. Some might be better, some might be worse but none are really bad. Personally Next Generation has a particularly good captain. Not that the other's are bad either. The series itself has quite the range of writing when it comes to it's leader characters." -inventedbymelvin

"...alright. I admit that I may have spoken rather hastily. I agree wholeheartedly with what you have stated. I do not, however, rescind my implication that certain generations are not up to par."

Dexter clears his throat. He's about to really get into it.

"Specifically, I am referring to Voyager. The series is very episodic in nature, which is to say that any specific episode's plot does not go beyond the episode itself. Nearly zero of the episodes contain a series of events that genuinely matter after it is over. Most characters depicted grow very little, even after years of air time and over one hundred episodes. While any given television show having an episodic quality is not inherently harmful, Voyager takes it to an extreme that is not fit for the genre it falls into. Intense battles and traumatic events hold little weight when one realizes that such things are resolved at an unnaturally quick pace."

"Now, allow me to contrast my incessant negativity with a relevant example of one that does things correctly. Not perfectly, but correctly. Next Generation, as you have mentioned, possesses a particularly captivating character which takes up the role of captain of the Enterprise. Although the character, Captain Picard, is generally a stoic, no-nonsense sort of man, he is allowed room to grow from that simple definition into a much more complex person. While Next Generation also has an episodic quality similar to Voyager, it is not taken to the extreme. Events can persist in the memory of the characters beyond a singular episode. This gives genuine "stakes" to something shocking or intense that happens within said episodes, and allows the cast to be more relatable and intriguing."

"A few examples of this can be seen in the character of Data. While the character himself is... e-ehm, prone to the episodic convenience of being seriously incapacitated and subsequently brought back to normal operation within a mere matter of minutes... there are many occurrences that seriously impact him beyond a single episode. Mainly, these are deaths of relatives, which is not his only medium of character development in the series... but seems to be the creators' preferred manner of doing so. The point I am trying to make is that these events are permanent— they will not be reversed upon the ending of an episode or the beginning of the next."

"And— and... eh... I believe I have made enough points. I... I agree with you, but I undoubtedly have my own, more specific opinions. That is... what I meant to communicate."

#ic #ask #inventedbymelvin #dexter go off!!!!! dexter go off!!!!!!!!!! #never watched voyager ever so i hope you appreciate the research i did for that /lh

[friendsamongstars]

"I'm going to crawl up your back and shut you off. What kind of big brain can't figure out time travel?" (inventedbymelvin)

"I'm not scared of a tater tot who sings to loud midi music over a robot shaped like a karaoke machine cat. If you're so smart come to the future and fight Octavian yourself."

#transmission answered #brainiac borg #inventedbymelvin

[totallytoonymuses]

❝ really? well, i’m from Piqua, and i’ve never heard anyone use the phrase ‘steamed hams.’ ❞ ( Melvin to Krupp/ inventedbymelvin)

" It's an, uh... " Mr. Krupp grumbles, momentarily distracted by the 'steamed hams' he's arranging on the buffet table. " ...regional term. "

He hurridly scribbles out the paper labeled 'hamburgers' given to him by the caterer, replacing it with 'steamed hams'.

" Now quit your yapping, and help me load these babies up! " He gestures towards the questionable looking trays of food: cold fries, salad, fruit punch with a single ice cube floating in it's bowl — the only good looking thing brought in is the potato bar, and by the looks of him stuffing his face before any students have shown up, he's most likely keeping the lot of it to himself.

" That superintendent lady wants me to 'stop misusing funds and get nicer things for the school', so I got some fancy foods for this semester's Invention Convention. You're welcome. "

#【ᴊᴇʀᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴏʀᴡɪᴛᴢ ᴇʟᴇᴍᴇɴᴛᴀʀʏ ꜰᴀᴄᴜʟᴛʏ】 ❛ ᴍʀ. ᴋʀᴜᴘᴘ! ❜ // ɪɴ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ . #inventedbymelvin

[sambadecomboscribbles]

A collab of the funny college underpants au! ⭐️✨

With the lovely @archerinspace / @inventedbymelvin !

#captain underpants #captain college au #harold hutchins #melvin sneedly #the epic adventures of captain underpants #captain underpants au #melma is an amazing artist please check their work out! #I did the line work and they did the coloring

[infini-tree]

as a result of the vid @inventedbymelvin put up i can now just make a looping gif of george’s Well Animated Perpetual Disgust

#mells thinking out loud on her blog again #captain underpants #gif #me seeing the tetocu character animation have a line of action: wow western sakuga......... /lh

[arithevxmpire]

Stinky just looks at the two boys and just sighs. She did not expect the name change, nor did she like it, but she was still the adult and thus had to be responsible. Slightly.

"Calm down you two, it'll be fine. Besides, I'm sure that whatever happened, it wasn't Cheeseball's fault. And hey, it could be worse." She said as she tried to comfort them, while still being reminded of her new unfortunate name. While she would never do a thing around children, god did she need a drink though. A hard one, like whiskey or vodka. She was already so tired.

//@inventedbymelvin @artfulprankster

#even vampires can get lonely {ic} #here comes thw adult to hopefully help

[villains4hire]

@inventedbymelvin​

     Suddenly alarmed, “Something... something’s wrong! My copyright senses are tingling!” Giving a thousand yard stare as he suddenly turned, cartoonishly running at intensive speeds toward Melvin before stopping in front of him, “Hold the phone, Buster! That’s copyright infringement and no one can do that but me- I mean, uh, the rightful shareholders at insomniac games of course!” 

     He does a quick stare to the screen and gives a wink with his billion bolt smile, then turns back to Melvin as he’s handed a paper. Delivering a devastating DMCA’d strike to his channel! Ouch, that’s gotta sting!

     Then staring with authority, “And here’s a cease and desist letter, don’t let me catch you doing that again, okay, Mister?”

#long post #ic #tw 4th wall break #captain himbo #joke villains #//4th wall breaking is actually canon to Qwark #inventedbymelvin

[douggeek]

[ @inventedbymelvin​ | Continued ]

“Dex is easily the smartest kid I know- I mean, how many other kids can invent like he can?” The only kid Doug knew that could rival him was Mandark, really.

#inventedbymelvin #Number 32 [Main verse]

[the-acronym-team]

"Hey little Melvin, we got a surprise for you!"

@inventedbymelvin

#captain underpants #starter #inventedbymelvin #gayrold

[artfulprankster]

"Mother claims we're 'friends' because of something you said at camp which is largely untrue. I only agreed because I'm much more acquainted with you. It's best to simply go through this and we can never speak of it again."

Melvin's mother had dropped him off at Harold's house, chatting with Harold's mom about agreements of a sleepover. Both were elated and pushed the boys to 'have fun' despite Melvin's lack of enthusiasm. His backpack and sleeping bag were already by the door and emergency contacts were being given in case anything happened.

(inventedbymelvin)

Harold himself was only given a small headsup from his dear mother around 20 minutes before Melvin actually arrived. Scrambling to clean his messy room and to lay out a proper sleeping space for the other boy, Harold fought to push his anxiety down. A thousand thoughts went through his head. ‘Melvin is staying here? At my house!? At a SLEEPOVER!?’ He laid out a small green blanket, shoving various stuffed animals and toys into his closet to make a space for the other at the other side of his room.

His own little space for Melvin.

He had to unfortunately leave any crumbs and pencil shavings as they were on the floor as he was too small to run the vacuum properly. He hoped Melvin didn’t mind. Harold also laid out a few robot plushies he owned, trying to give Melvin a small semblance of home at the Hutchins residence.

Then he arrived. Sleeping bag and backpack and all. It was official.

As the two made base in Harold’s room, Harold listened to the other speak, a nervous yet hopeful smile on his face. “Awh, cmon Melvin, I’m sure it won’t be so bad! We’ll probably have fun actually! I have a game system we can play and mom can even order pizza if you want! We even got you some snacks, sugar free, I remembered from Halloween that you can’t eat sugar so…I figured we could try!” He spoke, moving over to a small desk near his bed, dolphins dancing along the cyan blue covers laying on said bed and he pulls out a few bags of treats. One was decorated in orange slices, the bag a neon blue color and another had rainbow worm forms along a red background.

“I didn’t know what you liked… so I grabbed some my grandpa liked! He likes orange slices!!”

He tossed a bag to the ginger, grabbing one of his own snack bags. A assortment of various fruit candy. “If you don’t like them, mom said she’s going to the store later for some paint supplies so you can ask her to grab something for you! We can watch a movie while she’s gone.”

#{~~ The one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad hair cut// Main canon verse~~} #{~~ you are on the air with DJ Heavy Harold!// Ask answered~~} #inventedbymelvin #points #FRIENDS

[huggedbyemily]

A little baby somehow found her way into the school. She looked around with an expression that looked sad and scared.

As soon as Melvin rounded the corner and saw her, she became happy and started to crawl towards him.

@inventedbymelvin

#post #inventedbymelvin #mandy diane sneedly #oc #rp #I’m bored so maybe we can roleplay

[builtperil]

gay-o-ween..........

[ ft @inventedbymelvin ! ]

;;bonus:

#inventedbymelvin #;;ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃᵇ. ( OOC. ) #( discord. ) #jamie don't look #;;WE STOP THE FLOW OF CHAT FOR 5 SECONDS #;;BECAUSE THE MUSES BRIEFLY POPPED OUT #;;halloween cancellers do not interact #;;bUT THIS IS CANON DIALOGUE THANKS..... #;;dexter says gay rights yet won't give himself those rights...... :pensive:

[wedgiepowertime]

🗩  @inventedbymelvin  🗩

To make a long story short, Krupp was hoping to gain intel on George and Harold through Melvin. Assumingly, either he didn’t have the answer or his response wasn’t good enough, because now ol’ Krupp is freaking out.

“Melvin, you’re supposed to be my EYES and EARS! If you aren’t paying attention to what I care about, then what use are you?!”

Don’t forget, individuality is a foreign concept to most adults.

#🗩 ʙʟᴀʜ! ʙʟᴀʜ! ʙʟᴀʜ! (RP) #🗩 ɢᴜᴀᴄᴀᴍᴏʟᴇ! ɢᴜᴀᴄᴀᴍᴏʟᴇ! (SHOW VERSE) #inventedbymelvin #//DON'T MIND HIM #hES upset about his salami still