#incorrect-rosie

[mooncalf87]

Charlie: hey, Al, Rosie is at the door!

Al: oh no

Rosie: DARLINGGGGGGG ITS YOUR YEARLY SLANG EDUCATION DAYYYYYYY

Alastor: HIDE ME QUICK

#its giving “DARRRLIIINGGGGG GUESS WHO ESCAPED WOMANS JAIIILLLLL” #that was totally rosie #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin rosie #rosie hazbin hotel #rosie the cannibal #overlord rosie #charlie hazbin hotel #charlie #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin charlie #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes

[convolutedblasphemy]

Part 4 — the Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week special centered around our favorite aroace demon! All the ones that include Vox were inspired by @onesidedradiostatic's very entertaining posts snnxnsndn

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[wobblesthewaffle]

Lucifer about Alastor: I can fix him

Rosie: He has like four other people also trying to fix him. I’m one of them

Lucifer: Wait what-

Vox: We’re starting to look like a fucking construction crew

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[radvelvetcakez]

Alastor: Lucifer makes me feel things. Rosie: What things? Alastor: Feelings. Rosie: Lucifer makes you feel feelings? Alastor: Yeah. Rosie: How dare he.

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[wolfer13579]

Alastor: Last year, I married my best friend.

Charlie: Aww!

Alastor: Lucifer is still mad about it, but Rosie and I were drunk and thought it was funny.

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[blitzwhore]

Some more Hazbin Hotel as textposts

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[asmodeus-682]

Lil' things bc yes

Alastor: Rosie, could I please have some of your fries?

Rosie: oh of course Al, could I have a bite of your burger?

Alastor: no

Vox: some friend you are, won't even share your food with her

Alastor: *glares at Vox* it has avocado on it. She's allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our friendship you want Rosie to die?

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Rosie, meeting the hotel gang: don't worry, I don't bite!

Alastor from across the room: yes she does!

Rosie:

Rosie: well I won't bite you lot

Husk: you better not

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Zestial, wrapping bandages on Alastor's arm: and what did thou learn today?

Alastor: not to piss Rosie off when she's hungry

Zestial: and why is that?

Alastor:

Alastor: she bites

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[this-hazbin-quoted]

Rosie, as a little girl: The term "domestic housewife" implies that there are feral housewives, and now I have a new goal.

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[laismoura-art]

Happy Valentine's day! For Charlie..

Inspired by this singular picture:

Charlie: Dad #2, quickly! I need help with a girl!

Alastor: Help as in, "I'm in love with her" help or "I want to know how to properly season and grill her flesh" help?

Charlie: tf man...?

Charlie: "I'm in love with her" help.

Alastor: Oh? :)

Alastor: *Jumps out of the freaking window*

Bonus:

Alastor: *Throws Charlie on Rosie's lap and runs away* Your problem now, bye!

He didn't want to leave her without a solution so he's got the expert, he's a good dad!❤️

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[carrot-love-to-be-indecisive]

Alastor: Rosie and I are going to have a baby. Charlie: That's amazing! Congratulations! Alastor and Rosie pulls out adoption papers: Sign here!

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[alien-slushie]

Rosie, holding out a pink dress: Here Husker, take this to your boyfriend.

Husk: He's not my boyfriend.

Rosie: You're not fooling anyone dear.

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[mooncalf87]

Vaggie: did you always know you wanted to be a famous radio host?

Alastor: Yes! I always said that if I didn't become a host by the age of twenty five, that I would just become a serial killer and cannibal.

Rosie:

Rosie: you didn't become a host until you were twenty seven.

Alastor: better late then never am I right

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[convolutedblasphemy]

Part 2! More shenanigans from Hell!

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[hazbinincorrect]

Hazbin Hotel caracter as thing my friends text in our group chat

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Angel: I need this pussy BEAT 🫡

Angel: Like our founding fathers or sumthin

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Charlie * talking about Olivia Rodrigo*: She’s so angry I like that in women

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Lucifer: God said "Let there be light". He didn't say it couldn't be by spreading my ass cheeks.

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Rosie *after someone bf refuse to do a 2 week road trip for the plot *: He's not into the plot. He isn't for the plot, he's for the streets.

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Husk: Some of you are delulu about their delulu

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Vox: Guess who un-ghost me: my arch-nemesis

(her arch nemesis his her ex bestfriend that she got a crush on for like 2 years)

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Alastor: Ah the purest form of capitalism, streaming service

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[laz-kay]

Alastor: Here's some advice-

Rosie: I didn't ask for any.

Alastor: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

#then #just them #they’re so best friend coded it sickens me #rosie hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #radiorose #alastor and rosie

[starryeyeddreamer21]

Hazbin Hotel as my group therapy again because why not

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Husk: SOBER?!?!???!

Angel: Sober????????

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Angel laying face first on the ground after a long shoot: I belong to the floor now

5 minutes later-

Angel: Everything sucks

The saga continues-

Angel: *still laying on the floor*

Charlie: IS HE DEAD???

Vaggie: I can't tell if he's breathing

Husk: nah he's chilling

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Alastor: Vox was the fastest kid in his kindergarten class and he's never gotten over the fame that's why he's like this

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Velvette: My lipgloss is called fruity fetish

Valentino: FOOT FETISH!!!?

Vox: NO

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Alastor: I eat children

Rosie: chomp chomp

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Lute: Chick-fil-A sauce is kinda mid

Adam: You fucking take that back

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Lucifer: AUTISM ATTACK

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7 years ago

Lilith writing: ah fuck how do you spell skedaddle

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Valentino: you could hold a gun to my head and ask me to spell croissant and I'd probably be shot

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