*Megami is reading over Ayano’s crimes in a courtroom scenario*
Megami: OBJECTION! *bangs gavel* I CAN confirm that Ayano Aishi-san DID force Osana Najimi-san into a friendship with her just so she could stay away from Taro Yamada-san!
Ayano, defeated: That’s... true.
Ryoba, incredibly tired: Objections, judges don’t object.
Kuroko, smugly: Objection, neither can the jury.
Akane: Well, that settles it-
Megami: Aishi-san is guilty!
*Megami bangs her gavel*
Aoi: Wh- what are you doing? The jury decides if she’s guilty- What am I doing? I don’t care.
Megami, groaning: Well, that sucks! What does the judge even do?
Shiromi, cheerfully: Their best!
Ryoba: I know it’s a lot to ask, but just keep reading.
Megami: Gaslighting aside... Ayano Aishi-san, how do you plead?
Info-Chan, confidently: Not guilty!
Ayano, not as confidently: Nooot... guilty...??
Megami: Ooh, said with the confidence of a girl who has her hand stuck in the cookie jar.
Akane: In a cookie factory.
Shiromi: And her pants are down, and they’re on fire.
Info-Chan: We- we get it.
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Reader : I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
*the Pizzeplex burning down while Reader sits behind it, unfolding multiple unwanted memories from Reader’s head*
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Bonbon : What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Funtime Freddy: The car takes a screenshot.
Reader: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Grocery Worker: Would a Mx. Reader please come to the front desk?
Reader, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Grocery Worker: points at Scrap Baby and Molten Freddy
Grocery Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Scrap Baby and Molten Freddy, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Reader: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Gregory, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Cassie, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Michael, pulling out a Pokémon card: Flareon, I choose you
Reader, trembling: What are we playing
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Balloon Boy: What does 'take out' mean?
Toy Chica: Food!
Withered Freddy: Dating
Shadow Bonnie: Murder
Reader: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Reader: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Withered Bonnie: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Lefty: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Withered Foxy: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Springbonnie: My moral code, is that you?
Reader:
Reader: I was just gonna show you this cool pizzeria my boss left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Kaga x geiju x gema incorrect quotes cuz I’m bored and I love these 3
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Gema: I would never go on my knees for anyone that’s so gay 🙄
Kaga: Hey gem- what..
Gema: Im on my knees for you 🥺
Efude outside of the club room: y’all gay :P
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Budo: hey geiju do you like anyone?
Geiju looking over at kaga: u-uh..no..I got no one in mind right now
Itachi: Bullshit he was in the locker room with kaga doing some unholy shit during lunch time
Geiju: you just never shut your mouth do you!?
Itachi: someone had to say it :p
Miyuji: excuse me, what.
Toga: :O
Gema: wow and you didn’t even invite me 😒 how rude
Taro: why am I in this class
Kaga: lmao it’s true. He’s such a cutie omg!!!
Geiju: im going to jump off this building
Taro: take me with you
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Geiju walking into the gaming club: hey uh..do you ha- oh.
Kaga and gema staring at him: 😧
Kaga: GEIJU!! Why didn’t you knock?!
Geiju: why didn’t you invite me?🙄
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Gema: what’s your favorite anime geiju?
Geiju: um..probably……magical pretty Miyuki? I suppose..
Gema: I love you
Geiju: *confused*
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Shoku: why are you home late?
Geiju: um……I went to Kaga’s house to study..?
Shoku: *looks at geiju’s neck*
Shoku: uh-huh..studying..😉
Geiju: why did you come home late last week?
Shoku: uh..shut up
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Geiju: *draws kaga in his sketchbook*
Yaku: that’s a cute drawing
Geiju: AAAAAA Uh..YAKU? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!
Yaku: don’t worry..I won’t tell 😉
Geiju: ugh..you better not..*blushes*
Kaga: tell me what
Geiju: nothing I’m leaving
Kaga: Bro what did I do wrong 🥺
Yaku: he likes you dude
Kaga: I know 😊
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Gema: hey kagaaaaa
Kaga: yes?
Gema: how mad would you be if I told you I broke your cleaning robot?
Kaga: you did WHAT?!
Gema: 🥺🥺🥺
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DIO's Mansion
D'Arby's Game room and Wine cellar
Spring 1988 - Evening
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T. D'Arby and Medea: *Playing "Oh! That's A Baseball!", with their table space covered in games, Coca Cola cans, Pringles, and a half-empty pizza box*
T. D'Arby: *Wearing his glasses, hair down, and jacket off his shoulders, he's playing as the Red Dragons at the bat* Hmm...
Medea: *Wearing her Egyptian attire sans head shawl and shoes, she's about to throw the ball as the Gray Cats* Heeey batta batta, Heeey batta batta, Heeey batta batta, Sa-wing!
T. D'Arby: What...?
Medea: Heeey batta batta, Heeey batta batta, Kennedy Kennedy Kennedy, *Throws ball* Sa-wing batta!
T. D'Arby: *Barely hits the ball* NGH!
*HOME RUN!*
T. D'Arby: Phew, *to Medea, smugly* nice try, Miss King, but even your diversionary tactic isn't going to beat me.
Medea: *Shrugs* Well, at least I tried. *Drinks Coca Cola*
T. D'Arby: Fu fu fu, you really are a baseball enthusiast... *Feels something between his legs* Hmm??? *Looks down and sees Kenny G popping up* AHH! GET OUT OF THERE!
Medea: *Looks over in disgust* Ugh, in front of my pizza?
Kenny G: Sorry for the intrusion, but I came to warn you both that Lord DIO's on his way here, you better look presentable. *Goes away*
T. D'Arby: Ahh crap. *Pauses the game, removes glasses, and starts using air freshener* And I was just about to win to.
Medea: *Wraps her shawl around her head and neck* In your dreams, Trent. *Starts cleaning up the empty cans and throwing them away*
T. D'Arby: *Fixes his outfit and hair before hiding the pizza box and pringles*
*FOOT STEPS*
T. D'Arby: Here he comes! *He gets into position*
DIO: *Enters the room* Evening, everyone~
T. D'Arby and Medea: *Bows to him* Evening, Lord DIO.
T. D'Arby: Is there something troubling you, my Lord?
DIO: No, I'm fine, D'Arby... *To Medea* Medea, I need to talk to you privately about something, it'll only take a few minutes.
Medea: *Confused* ???...... O-ok? *Follows DIO* Take 5, Trent.
T. D'Arby: Ok...
Medea and DIO: *Leaves the room, now they're standing in the wine cellar*
Medea: *Irritated*.....Alright, you got me out of the game before I could beat D'Arby. Now what did you want to say?
DIO: *Serious* I learned some information that might be useful to you.
Medea: What is it?
DIO: Are you familiar with a older gentleman named, "Joseph Joestar?"
Medea: ............ *Became melancholy* Sort of... I've only known him as a war veteran and real estate agent... and the man that Jason is envious of.
DIO: Joseph isn't just a ordinary war veteran...he's also a Stand user, possessing a vine-like Stand called [Hermit Purple].
Medea: *Surprised* Really?
DIO: His Stand is the same as my [Passion] in terms of psychic abilities due to being related to me and Jonathan, and he could easily use it to seek out my hiding spot.
Medea: I... never would've expected to hear that... But, what am I supposed to do with this information?
DIO: Isn't it obvious? Being sought out by the Joestars is the LAST thing that I want, not to mention that he was the source of your's and Jason's doomed romance... *Smirks* I think the best way to deal with him is to HURT him.
Medea: *Horrified* WHAT!? NO! Even if Joseph is hunting for you, he doesn't deserve to get hurt! I mean that dude prevented the Pillar Men from destroying humanity, he's a hero!
DIO: *Places his hands on her shoulders* Maybe so, and I respect that... But even the most respected heroes can have a dark side~
Medea: *Confused* ....A dark side? What do you mean by that?
DIO: *Leans into her ear* In 1982, there was a young woman from a little Japanese town of Morioh...... Passionate. Beautiful. Firm. Caring. Intelligent. So intelligent that she had no problems getting into university. But during her time there, she came across a US foreigner who is quiet attractive despite his advanced age, immediately falling head over heels over the elderly stranger and wanted his number.
Medea: *Eyes slowly widening* .....
DIO: The problem is that he's already married with a wife waiting for him in New York City, surely this kind of relationship can't come to fruition, right?...Sadly, it turns out that it was his whole reason of coming to Japan: to find a beautiful woman to date. He immediately accepted her request and began privately seeing each other, growing more intimate in a short period of time until eventually... she sired a child with him in secret.
Medea: *Shocked, realizing who he's talking about* !?!?!....
DIO: *Smirks* Do you get it now? The unfaithful husband in question is everyone's favorite war hero and Jason's object of envy; Joseph Joestar... And no one, not even his friends and family, are none the wiser...
Medea: ..........*Sharply inhaling and exhaling as she began to grit her teeth*
DIO: *Steps back*
Medea: *Seething in rage* That... is what Jason ruined my life for? So he can pine after the wealth of a cheating bastard who betrayed his own marriage?
DIO: He drove your love away just as how he drove his away, and he wants to finish where his grandfather left off by ending my reign... Now you understand how much of a threat he is to us?
Medea: Y-yes, but... what would hurting him solve?
DIO: It would send a message to his family and allies. They'll realize that I have grown stronger since Jonathan's time and that they're no match for me, DIO. With him out of the way, we'll be invincible since we'll have no enemies who want to stop us, and you will be free from the pain he caused you and your lover.
Medea: Would that... really work?
DIO: Of course.
Medea: *Sighs* .....*Looks up to him vengfully* I understand, my Lord.
DIO: *Evil chuckle, he begins to walk away* It's too early to act now though, but I'll call you when the time is right...
Medea: *Bows to him* Yes, my Lord.... and thank you, for letting me know about this...
DIO: *Smug, knowing full well that Medea is like putty in his hands*
Medea: ................ *Walks back inside the game room, sighing* ....... Alright, Trent. I'm back.
*HOME RUN!*
T. D'Arby: *Caught* O3O'''''
Medea: ????.....Eh? *Goes over to him* What's going on?
T. D'Arby: Nothing, it's an error.
Medea: *Looks at the screen and sees that the Red Dragons won, becoming more pissed* ....What the hell!?
T. D'Arby: *Sweating* It wasn't me, it was Kenny G!
Kenny G: *From his hiding spot* Don't pin this on me, you're the Red Dragons, not the Gray Cats!
T. D'Arby: O_O'''''
Medea: *Even more furious and jumps him* D'ARBYYYYYYY!
T. D'Arby: *Gets beaten up* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
- Medea learns about Joseph's dark secret from DIO, loosely inspired by Yandere Simulator
(He was right about Joseph of course, but he's just using it for his own ends)
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