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#incorrect truthwitch quotes
dark-giver · 5 months
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Vivia: "In this economy?!?!?!?" is such a good response for everything
Kam: hey how are you?
Vivia: IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?
Merik: want to go out for lunch?
Vivia: IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?
Stix: can you pass me the salt please?
Vivia: IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?
Vaness: I love you
Vivia: IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?
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safifonhasstrel · 3 years
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Ryber, when she started hanging out with Kullen and Merik: How do you two idiots even survive?
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lseultdetmidenzi · 6 years
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Iseult: Has anyone ever in any point of your life told you they love you?
Aeduan: Does family count?
Iseult: Yes.
Aeduan: Then no.
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raand0m · 3 years
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The Witchlands characters as The Office memes
Safi :
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Iseult :
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Aeduan :
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Merik :
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Vivia :
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Stix :
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Kullen :
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Ryber :
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Vaness :
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Literally Serafin :
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gilded-moon · 3 years
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*about the carriage robbery at the beginning of truthwitch*
Iseult: Why didn’t you tell me?!
Safi: Well because I wanted us to fail.
Safi: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T KNOW
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little-sea-fox · 3 years
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Safi, babysitting: If I learned one thing taking care of baby dolls, it's that when you tip them back, their eyes shut and they go to sleep
Safi, tilting Owl: How comes your eyes aren't closing
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thebitchlands · 3 years
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Leopold, "spilling" grape juice on Aeduan's shirt: Oh damn I guess you'll have to change out that
Aeduan: It's not that bad
Leopold, throwing juice at him: What about now?
Aeduan: What the fuck is wrong with you?
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eilonwiiy · 4 years
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Safi, watching Merik do something stupid: Ugh I can't believe I'm gonna to sleep with him.
Iseult: Well... you don't have to.
Safi: No, I'm gonna.
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a-pageturner-love · 5 years
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Iseult: You just need to remember: be patient
Aeduan: Why would I want to end up in the hospital? Your advice is trash.
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staciasotar · 5 years
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Owl: [Watching Aeduan stare at Iseult] Wouldn't it be easier to just write "I'm desperate" on your forehead?
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dark-giver · 1 year
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Merik: you don't want Safi to die
Merik: I don't want Safi to die
Merik: so now we gotta make sure that Safi doesn't want Safi to die
Iseult: great plan but have you met Safi.
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safifonhasstrel · 4 years
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quarantine day 5 - witchlands edition
Vivia: I am calling my animal crossing island 'no mens land' because men don't have rights there
Safi: I wonder if I can make a swing out of bed sheets.....
Iseult: Safi no
Aeduan, standing in the middle of Venaza City: I am breathing in the chemicals
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lseultdetmidenzi · 5 years
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Safi, at the Truce Summit Ball: Where are you, Iseult? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.
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raand0m · 3 years
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Safi : I'm quick at math.
Merik : okay, what's 32 times 54?
Safi : 24.
Merik : That's not even close.
Safi : But it was quick.
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gilded-moon · 3 years
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Habim: Keep your enemies close Iseult
Mathew: Wait no not that close
Mathew and Habim screaming together: THAT’S TOO CLOSE GET AWAY FROM THE BLOODWITCH
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little-sea-fox · 3 years
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Aeduan in Bloodwitch:
Aeduan: My dad didn't raise no quitter
Aeduan: Well, actually he didn't really raised me at all...
Aeduan, grabbing Iseult's hand and running away: So, I'm leaving now, suckers
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