#incorrect witchlands quotes

[dark-giver]

Iseult, about Aeduan: he was the best guy arouuund

Safi: what about the people he murdered

Iseult: what murdaaaa

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[gilded-moon]

*during bloodwitch*

Owl: Mother

Iseult: Yes?

Owl: mother I crave violence

Iseult: nO-

*during witchshadow*

Owl: mother

Iseult: Yes my child?

Owl: mother I crave violence

Iseult, very tired and done with shit: Good.

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[thebitchlands]

Safi: Who ate my leftovers?

Vivia: Who ate my brother's ass?

Safi: ...

#i'm not dead i promise just busy #the witchlands #vivia nihar #safiya fon hasstrel #incorrect witchlands quotes #source: vine

[safifonhasstrel]

Ryber, when she started hanging out with Kullen and Merik: How do you two idiots even survive?

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[eilonwiiy]

Safi, watching Merik do something stupid: Ugh I can't believe I'm gonna to sleep with him.

Iseult: Well... you don't have to.

Safi: No, I'm gonna.

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[padmerrie]

Aeduan: I know you must be surprised to see me here.

Safi: Not really, since you've followed us all over the world.

#I HAD TO OK #IF THIS EXACT CONVERSATION DOESN'T HAPPEN IN THE NEXT BOOK I'M GONNA RIOT #XD XD XD #the witchlands #incorrect witchlands quotes #aeduan #safiya fon hasstrel #source: atla

[a-pageturner-love]

Iseult: You just need to remember: be patient

Aeduan: Why would I want to end up in the hospital? Your advice is trash.

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[baeduan]

safi: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

iseult: i’m a knife.

aeduan, from across the room: she’s a little spoon.

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[sxfik]

merik: babe, that’s so sweet you got us a dozen donuts!

safi: bold of you to assume that i was planning to share.

merik: *blankly stares*

safi:... there’s another dozen in the car

merik: is this what love feels like?

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[raand0m]

The Witchlands characters as The Office memes

Safi :

Iseult :

Aeduan :

Merik :

Vivia :

Stix :

Kullen :

Ryber :

Vaness :

Literally Serafin :

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[dark-giver]

Vivia: "In this economy?!?!?!?" is such a good response for everything

Kam: hey how are you?

Vivia: IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?

Merik: want to go out for lunch?

Vivia: IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?

Stix: can you pass me the salt please?

Vivia: IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?

Vaness: I love you

Vivia: IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!?

#the witchlands #vivia nihar #incorrect witchlands quotes #truthwitch #merik #stix

[gilded-moon]

Iseult: *sees someone running from the city guards* not my circus, not my monkeys

Iseult: *realizes it’s Safi and starts running towards her* my circus, my monkey

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[thebitchlands]

Aeduan: Owl is just a child I don't understand your problems with her

Owl:

#not dead i swear #the witchlands #aeduan the grumpy boi #owl #witchlands incorrect quotes

[safifonhasstrel]

Safi: Do you happen to know how to fake signatures?

Isuelt: For what?

Safi:

Isuelt:

Safi: ....for fun.

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[eilonwiiy]

Iseult, slightly drunk: Aeduan, if we're still single in five years, can we make a pact?

Aeduan: *holds his breath*

Iseult: That we'll kill each other?

Aeduan: *exhales* Yeah.

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[little-sea-fox]

Safi, babysitting: If I learned one thing taking care of baby dolls, it's that when you tip them back, their eyes shut and they go to sleep

Safi, tilting Owl: How comes your eyes aren't closing

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