#incorrect poppy war quotes

[fangruninsimp]

Kitay: Guys... I think we should turn back now.

Venka: Mama didn't raise a little bitch, we keep going!

Nezha: No no, mama did raise a little bitch, I say we go back.

Rin: Mama raised nobody actually because she's dead.

Kitay, tearing up: Rin...

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[macbethundead]

Kitay: i am in charge of this disaster

Rin: i have a name, you know

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[koiwynn]

nezha: when’s your birthday?

rin: why? so you can look up my natal chart? so you can figure out my weaknesses? so you can destroy me?

nezha: … so i know when to greet you happy birthday

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[zetadraconis11]

Seen this way, the Ministry of Magic and the school made the book and Professor Weasley just gave it to us.

Just think how Professor Fig would react to that.

or Mc's friends react to it. Mc runs past him and they ask what MC is doing

I could easily imagine Ominis jumping on Mc and would like an explanation from Mc why.

The Ministry of Magic is certainly a mixed bag of morals, imo. I wouldn't put it past them to actually include the Unforgiveables. Especially if they weren't as forbidden as they are during Harry Potter time.

With that said, I've heard some thoughts of Fig being a very chill guardian of MC, lol. Especially since he knows all about MC's Ancient Magic and "destiny". So...

Prof. Fig: So the book has the Unforgivables in it?

Prof. Weasley: Yes, I know it's concerning, but I hope MC won't do anything rash...

Fig: I trust MC. She'll be fine.

Weasley: What?

Fig, casually sipping tea: She's a responsible young adult. Once she is given a task, she completes it. I wouldn't worry.

*meanwhile*

Ominis: Your book says you need to learn WHAT?!

Garreth: Wow, I didn't think my aunt would be that hard-core...

MC: It's not that big of a deal...right?

Sebastian: No, I don't think-

Ominis: You lost your opinion privileges, Sebastian, you don't have a say in this!

Amit: But...why would the Field Guide require you to learn them? They're very frowned upon by the magic society.

Natty: Maybe it's to understand the spells most dark wizards use?

Poppy: I suppose that makes sense, but it seems rather dangerous to toe that line.

Sebastian: I mean, as long as you-

Ominis: *covers Sebastian’s mouth with his hand*

MC: Okay...I will literally get hives if I do not complete EVERYTHING I'm given, so I will learn these spells just to not be haunted by an incomplete task.

The group:

Poppy: ...at least you have a can-do attitude?

#This probably takes place a couple months into fifth year #Cuz we know sebastian COULD teach mc the unforgivables #mc just wants to 100% and will commit war crimes to do it #that's probably why mc and sebastian get along so well lol #They're both menaces to society #And poor ominis has to manage them #hogwarts mc #sebastian sallow #garreth weasley #ominis gaunt #natsai onai #poppy sweeting #amit thakkar #matilda weasley #eleazar fig #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy headcanons

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Reaver: Good morning, Poppy.

Poppy: Cas used to call me that…

Reaver: Yeah, because it’s your fucking name.

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[am-cogitoergosum]

Kitay: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Rin: Looking right because you left

Kitay: Looking up cause you let me down

Rin: Looking down cause you fucked up

Nezha: What is wrong with you two

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[chrysos17yafantasy]

- Casteel & Keiran whenever poppy gets mad at them

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[softfae]

Kitay: So what's it like dating Rin?

Nezha: Once I asked her for water while she was still pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait."

Kitay:

Nezha: I'm gonna ask her to marry me.

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[lost-mango]

Rin: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes? Kitay: Making four accounts. Rin, tearing up: Really…?

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[velvetthebun]

Chaghan: All you do is whine...

Rin: Untrue. I also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn, and rage

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[smuttydreambarbie]

Poppy: *breaks 20 guards' necks at the same time*

Casteel: Listen, I know this is repetitive of me... But that was so fucking hot.

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[fangruninsimp]

Rin: I just want to let you know that you mean a lot to me and if the need arose, I'd kill for you.

Kitay: I've seen you stab someone over a bowl of noodles, that doesn't mean much coming from you.

Rin: I'd die for you?

Kitay: That doesn't mean much either. On a completely unrelated note, I think you should see a therapist.

Rin: I'd let go of a grudge for you?

Kitay: Awww... <3

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[koiwynn]

rin about any man she’s ever loved: i can fix him

kitay: you’re literally worse

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[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #87

Poppy: I can't believe we got to be so close to a dragon! It was amazing!

MC: Yeah...that's a word for it...

Poppy: I suppose her fire got a little close-

MC: A little close?! I could have roasted marshmallows!

Poppy: But she wasn't going to harm us.

MC: Considering my first experience with a dragon was near-death one, you can see why I'm surprised and relieved she didn't kill us.

Poppy:

Poppy: Oh yeah... I forgot you dealt with a dragon before...

MC: Yes, and it was terri-

Poppy: You're so lucky you got to see TWO dragons, then! Oh, I wish I could say the same!

#Poppy was excited about the dragon mother while mc had war flashbacks #Poppy is great tho #Her love of creatures just makes her not fear them even if they're dangerous lol #poppy sweeting #hogwarts mc #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #hogwarts legacy

[incorrectfbaaquotes]

Kieran: What exactly is your plan?

Poppy: I told you! Save everyone and get home safely.

Kieran: That’s not a plan, that’s a wishlist.

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[am-cogitoergosum]

Art credits go to @mochidoodle!!

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