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jubileesstuff · 2 months
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Ken: I baked you a pie!
Porsche: Really?! What flavor?
Ken: *pulls gun out of the pie* DEATH!
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shawolsos · 8 months
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Korn: I raised my kids right! Whoever did it will confess.
Korn: Or the other two will rat him out.
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kinnbig · 9 months
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and that's what you missed on KinnPorsche! KinnPorsche + Glee quotes [4/?]
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forvegaspetessake · 1 year
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A few episodes later:
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somnas-writes · 10 months
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Pete to vegas: my hands are cold, you should hold them
Chay: my hands are cold
Kim grabs them immediately
Porsche: yo my hands are fucking cold
Shoves them against Kinns neck
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Kim : I'm a stone-cold killer. Nothing has ever gotten to me. I'd like to see you try and make me feel a single thing.
Khun : Yesterday Chay told me that he didn't like you very much.
Kim : *voice breaking* Oh, he did?
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fellhalcyon · 2 years
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big, through the earpiece: requesting permission to rotate guard ahead of schedule, sir.
chan: ... for what reason?
big: *sounds of taking out his earpiece*
*in the background*
porsche, loud: dude you fucking SUCK
kinn, louder: oh yeah??? well YOU fucking SWALLOW
porsche: YOU BASTARD TAKE THAT BACK *sounds of violence*
chan:
big, whispering into the earpiece: please, sir
porsche, loudest: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU SWALLOW TOO
chan, who has no favorites: ..................... permission granted. put ken on duty and come have a smoke, i'll be in the east garden
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thisautistic · 2 years
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Is this NOT how it went?
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Macau: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Pete: Depends on how hard and why.
Macau: Please date my brother.
Pete: What?
Vegas: What?
Macau: What.
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glamgoblin · 1 year
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Vegas: That's a big tray you got there. Compensating for something? Tankhun: *thwack* Tankhun: Your incompetence
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crookedkingdomruinedme · 10 months
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Chan: I do two things and two things only. I devastate sorry motherfuckers, and get shit done as an awesome leader.
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jubileesstuff · 10 months
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Porsche: We are gathered here today because someone- *glares at Kinn’s coffin* -couldn’t stay alive!
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shawolsos · 8 months
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Vegas: "We should breed and ask our offspring what they think." has quickly become one of my favourite ways to disagree with someone.
Pete: I disagree.
Vegas:
Pete: You know what has to happen now :)
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kinnbig · 1 year
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and that's what you missed on KinnPorsche! KinnPorsche + Glee quotes [2/?]
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forvegaspetessake · 1 year
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Local man realizes he has caught the feelings™
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somnas-writes · 10 months
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Made these
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