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snarkspawn · 10 months
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the boys are back in town
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incorrectkinnporsche · 8 months
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Porsche: guys, guys. Did you hear about the italian chef who died?
Porsche: he pasta-way
Big: *chuckles*
Ken: what.
Arm: did he just-?
Pol: WAS THAT A LAUGH ?
Pete: dude, how did you do that?
Porsche: I don't know, man. I'm scared
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pepsi-pinacola · 9 months
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Kinn and Porsche: We sleep with guns under the pillow
Tankhun: I sleep with a knife and glitter
Pete: I sleep with Vegas next to me...
Pol and Arm: Most of the bodyguards sleep with a gun.
Chay: You guys are pathetic.
Porsche: Huh? What are you sleeping with?
Chay: Blackmail material on Kim.
Kim, in a panic: Don't tell them ANYTHING!
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perths · 9 months
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JOB YOSATORN as POL KINNPORSCHE: EPISODE 02
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thisautistic · 1 year
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Tankhun: Kim, are you ignoring Chay?
Kim: I'm playing hard to get
Tankhun: Why would you do that? You're already hard to want
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stolligaseptember · 4 months
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will never get over when arm invited pol to share a chair with him but continued to manspread like his fucking life depended on it and pol had to squeeze in like the tiny dainty little good boy that he is
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darkspringicicle · 2 years
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Porsche: C'mon Tankhun, nobody thinks Chay is my son
Tankhun *turns to the rest of the major and minor families plus their bodyguards*: Put your hand up if you thought Chay was Porsche’s son
Everyone: *Raises their hand*
Porsche: Chay! Put your hand down!
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The main family: if you hurt Pete, we’ll kill you.
Vegas: if I hurt Pete, I’ll kill myself.
The main family: Not if we kill you first.
Pete: Pleasure to watch you all interact as always.
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tinycowboybro · 9 months
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COWBOY BIG 🐄
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more au: x x
Big is definitely one of the oldest ranch hands on the main family land, if not the oldest
he’s sort of always been there, a lot of people assume he did something as a child that Korn helped save him from in exchange for working the ranch, and that’s why he is so loyal to the family but it’s all very hush hush because Big is not exactly the sharing type
most of the ranch hands have a spotty past as it is, and most of them are “indebted” to Korn in some way
(Arm and Pol have a running wager with questionable yet growing “evidence” that it was some sort of murder that Korn helped him cover up)
overall he’s very dedicated to the ranch, he works hard and doesn’t say much until Porsche shows up and fucks everything up 24/7
Arm and Pol 100% have a small collection of photos where Big has fallen asleep with the cows
Ken is the only one who knows how Big got to the ranch but he likes to tell really outlandish lies to A&P to try and see what they will believe because he finds it funny watching them try to see if he’s telling the truth or not
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crookedkingdomruinedme · 10 months
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Pol: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Kinn: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Kim: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Porsche: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Porchay: My moral code, is that you?
Pol:
Pol: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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sailoms · 1 year
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if we never try, how will we know, baby how far this thing could go?
me as i gif them:
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songtaegguk · 1 year
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Kim: I give up. I am so tired.
Tankhun: Get the emergency supply!
Arm and Pol: *carries Porchay and places them in front of Kim*
Porchay: *smiles*
Kim: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
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pepsi-pinacola · 4 months
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Ken: I once got arrested for 72 hours. I wrote to Chan that I could not work and would be gone for a while.
All Bodyguards:
Ken: After an hour I was released. Chan paid the fine and ordered me to return to his duties.
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*on a mission*
Arm: I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife out of this one
Big: *pulling out a gun* manslaughter
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