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laz-kay · 1 year
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Steve: You know, Johnathan gives Nancy flowers all the time, I wish you'd do that too.
Eddie: Okay.
-later-
Eddie: -Gives Johnathan flowers-
Johnathan: ?? Thank? You??
Eddie: I am just as confused as you are.
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piliharrington · 1 year
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*At Steve and Eddie's house*
Jancy's kid: Uncle Eddie, why don't you have a wife?
Eddie: Because I'm gay.
Jancy's kid: What does that mean?
Eddie: It means I like boys, not girls.
Jancy's kid: Then why don't you have a husband?
Eddie, looks to Steve who is in the kitchen minding his own business: I don't know. WHY DON'T I HAVE A HUSBAND, STEVE?
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madbyer · 5 months
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Jonathan: Hawkins isn’t that small
Argyle: Your girlfriend’s brother is your brother’s boyfriend, and also your sister’s ex.
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hersheyalmond · 2 years
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Dustin, to Steve: Happy Father's Day Steve *genuinely smiles*
Steve, with glassy eyes: ...W-what?
*The kids bringing in a cake*
The kids, in unison: Happy Father's day Steve!
*Steve starts sobbing*
Dustin, hugging Steve: You deserve it
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harringroveera · 4 months
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AU where Billy and Jonathan team up to split Steve and Nancy apart — they nailed it perfectly
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hangon-silvergirl · 5 months
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started new meds & not sure if i'm more hilarious than usual, or just high 😅
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criminally-obsessed · 11 months
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NANCY: Are we really going to let Steve keep Kas!Eddie? JOHNATHAN: We kept Mike.
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Robin: Okay, I know how you can choose between them. Okay, if you had to choose, which one of them would you save first? Jonathan or Steve?
Nancy: Oh, that's easy. Jonathan!
Robin: *slaps Steve on the back* Sorry, buddy.
Nancy: . . . Then Jonathan saves Steve, and we both take care of him because knowing Steve, he probably got hurt again trying to be a hero.
Jonathan: And we never let him out of our sight because of it. It's either that or we wrap him in bubble wrap.
Dustin: *snickers* So, I guess that makes Steve a kept man.
Steve: You say that like it's a bad thing. I would happily be kept by both of them.
Nancy: So, it's decided. . .thanks, Robin, that actually helped.
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helshollowhalls · 5 months
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Emery: Look at my face, how can anyone spend time around it and not fall in love?
York: Well, at some point that face starts talking
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my favorite stranger things ships as cute cat pictures
because it's 4am and i can't sleep
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friendsdontlieokay · 6 months
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Robin tells Mike and Will about how Jonathan is a boyfriend who is a girlfriend and Nancy's a girlfriend who's actually a boyfriend, and even though it makes total sense, they can't stop giggling about it and think it's got something to do with gender:
Mike *whilst still laughing*, to Jonathan: Jonathan, why are you dating my brother?
Jonathan: *Visibly confused*
Nancy: What,what?
Will *giggling*: Yeah Nancy, why are you dating my sister?
Steve: WHAT!?
Eddie: Wait.. you guys have other siblings that we don't know of?
Argyle *in total horror*: Oh my God..
Eddie: What happened?
Argyle: You guys are cheating on each other at the same time!?
Jonathan and Nancy: What!?
Eddie: And both of you are gay!
Argyle: No, bi
Eddie:BI!
Jonathan and Nancy: What!?
Steve *traumatized by the love triangle he's gotten himself into*:...what the fuck..?
Robin *whispering to Will and Mike*: This is the proudest I've ever been of myself just trust me!
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rogueddie · 2 years
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maybebitterxox · 10 months
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Robin: If you had to date another person in the group who would it be
Nancy: Jonathan
Steve: Honestly also Jonathan for me
Argyle: Definitely Jonny boy
Eddie: Yeah Jonathan seems cool
Jonathan: ?
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adelicioustragedy · 2 years
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Robin: Where is your top?
Steve: It's in the washing-
Eddie, entering the room: I'm here
Robin: What?
Steve: What?
Eddie: Wait, what are we talking about?
Nancy, gives Jonathan a twenty dollar: No no no, please carry on.
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harringroveera · 4 months
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They’re going through the checklist one by one
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faithfulcat111 · 11 days
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Jancy as some of the wild-ass things my roommates have done:
Jonathan: *drove over two hours to the only store that had a particular stuffed animal his girlfriend wanted in stock*
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Nancy: *terrifies the landlords by how many times she comes in to yell at them*
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Jonathan: You know sometimes I forget I'm crippled. *takes off running*
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Nancy: *won't stop talking to Jonathan while he's showering cause she doesn't wanna be alone so they just start showering together so he can hear her* (not just cause they're horny (at least not only) )
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Nancy: Fuck! Why does Jonathan have to work late? I'm too horny for this!
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Nancy: Why are you making me get up and answer the door?
Jonathan, who hasn't gotten dressed yet: I can't answer the door naked!
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Nancy: One of these days, I'm gonna murder your dad.
Jonathan: I know.
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Jonathan: *starts referring to Nancy as his wife before they even get engaged*
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