Riza Hawkeye: Colonel, you're not gonna like this, but right now, Edward here is being the mature one.
Edward Elric : It's true. I'm being super mature, you big, dumb, hairy baby twat!
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Roy: This is Lieutenant Hawkeye, not my assistant, she's ... Some other word.
Riza: I'm his carer.
Roy: Yeah, my carer. She cares, so I don't have to.
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Ling: Okay, listen, bestie-
Ed: I am not your fucking bestie.
Ling: OKAY, then listen, WORSTIE-
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One more before bed:
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enemies: who are you? what are you? a homunculous?
edward e. rockbell: worse… A HOUSEHUSBAND!!!
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Mustang: you're gonna get fired if you keep going on like that.
Ed: oh I'm so past getting fired right now
Ed: I'm gonna get shot
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Things my Friends Have Said as FMA Characters
Ed: “‘You body slammed a girl?!’ YES AND I WAS PROUD OF IT!”
Al: “I’m like a purse dog. I shake when I’m scared or cold”
Roy: “Who am I without my hair? I don’t have a personality. I don’t have friends.”
Riza: “ho-ho-homicide :)”
Winry: “I can explain it in court, that’s what matters”
Scar: “I’m cheering on the inside”
Lust: “I’m not normally into blondes, but satan might have turned me”
Olivier: “I want balls but I don’t want… emotional balls”
Ling Yao/greed: “yes, I’m digging the shin right now”
Envy: “I’m only masquerading as a man”
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ed, crawling back into a hotel room after sneaking out:
hawkeye, waiting for him: where were you?
ed: uh... with the colonel?
mustang, flicking on a lamp: try again.
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p sure her storyline went something like this?
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Alphonse: my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking
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Olivier Armstrong: If you're saying I play favorites, you're wrong. I respect all my coworkers equally.
[earlier that day]: I don't care for Roy Mustang.
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Fuery: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical appearing dogs, that were all equally excited to see you, how would you discover which dog was yours?
Riza: I would take my 50 Hayates home and live like a king.
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‘I’m agnostic’ he says, knowing that he has met literal god.
Al: But brother, haven’t you met god?
Ed: I wasn’t impressed.
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Ed: how petty can you get?
Roy: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument with Hawkeye.
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