"Oh... Jeez... Mom is gonna be pissed when she sees the state of your bed. Wow... my friends really did a number on you there. You are soaked. I didn't think you could even hold that much pee..."
"It's not mine! Um... I mean... some is but... they all peed on me while they held me down..."
"Oh... come on... they wouldn't do that. I mean... I heard you struggling and them all shrieking out. Obviously they wanted to make you piss yourself, they just weren't expecting you to pee that much and soak them too."
*sigh*
"Well... anyway, they're going to be in the shower for a while, so you'd better get those sheets stripped before the place starts to smell. And um... I guess Mom will want to see you when you're done..."
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In other words, it's the familiar hot sinking feeling experienced by everyone who has let the waves of their own anger throw them far up on the beach of retribution, leaving them, in the poetic language of the everyday, up shit creek.
Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
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knife privileges taken away
sadyisuuiasisuyd hah
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Now…I need the Justice Society!
(All-Star Comics #62)
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@buttfrovski says naughty kids go in this "bad boy"
Craig did the no-no finger. Thats a naughty Craig. Bad Craig bad! You have no rights!
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Chimney, barges into Buck's apartment: Where?!
Eddie: What the hell?!
Chimney: Tell me you know where Buck keeps it!
Eddie: Where he keeps what?!
Chimney, panicking: His stash! His and Maddie's stash!
Eddie, paling: ...you broke a Buckley wine bottle.
Chimney: Dammit, Eddie! Just give me a bottle!
Eddie: I value my life, thank you.
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Psalm 81:7 (NKJV) -
You called in trouble, and I delivered you;
I answered you in the secret place of thunder;
I tested you at the waters of Meribah.
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Secretary in trouble.
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Emergency Commissions Open!!
Please, gods and goddesses willing, shangri la willing, if you have *any way* to help me, I’m in a bad bad spot-
So, here’s the situation:
I’m out of much needed toiletries, food, even clothing and bathing supplies. Why you may ask?
I can’t even trust my own family.
Everything I have has been gotten into. Like a giant rat. And the kicker? I’m being told I deserve it. Who deserves to be starved, dirty, and commando?? (Well… *coughs* pedophiles are a good one)
I have no job. No source of income other than people who can help or my commissions.
The fact of the matter is that since covid hit and jobs aren’t coming in, that affects not just my capabilities to provide for myself, but my mentality and physical health.
*Breathes*
Anyways. Back to the point. Emergency commissions are open, please DM me for details if you’re interested-
I’m bout ready to just give up-
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It is a well-known fact that when one is about to die the senses immediately become excruciatingly sharp and it has always been believed that this is to enable their owner to detect any possible exit from his predicament other than the obvious one.
This is not true. The phenomenon is a classical example of displacement activity. The senses are desperately concentrating on anything apart from the immediate problem--which in Teppic's case consisted of a broad expanse of cobble stones some eight feet away and closing--in the hope that it will go away.
The trouble is that it soon will.
Terry Pratchett, Pyramids
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Wonder girl didn't think the bigger villain would be that strong. Now she's in a very tight predicament. Can she break free before her opponent squeezes the life out of her
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@bigjohnroutledge80 molested me with his big mighty hands come arrest him officer!
I will be having words with him Mr Cameron, don't you worry.
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Hey everyone, with High School Years upon us i thought i would create TWO Parent/Teen interaction pose packs, figured this would be a nice little touch for story creators. So i am very excited to release these packs with you.
Second pose pack
‘Knock Knock’ is my fourth pose pack it features 5 group poses involving 4 sims. Teem sim gets caught by Cop being out passed curfew. The Cop sim knocks on the family’s door, both parents answer. Neither of them are very happy.
Place 4 teleporters in the middle of the door* facing out of any room
You will need
Pose Player - https://sims4studio.com/thread/2617/andrews-studio
Teleport any sim - https://scumbumbomods.com/teleport-any-sim
*i have included the files for the doors that i used/altered in S4S. I do not believe Get To Work is required for the door i used/altered, with that being said i know not many people have GTW so i have included the same door but normal(closed). When looking for the doors in build mode just search {TMV} and the doors are named along with the pose pack.
*{TMV}KKDoorP2 is for Pose 2
*{TMV}KKDoorP3&4 is for Poses 3&4
*{TMV}KKDoorP5 is for Pose 5
Hope you enjoy! :) Any questions or problems please contact me.
DO NOT CLAIM AS YOUR OWN.
DO NOT RE-EDIT MY POSES.
DOWNLOAD
http://simfileshare.net/folder/168333/
@ts4-poses @elasimmet @simplycrickets-pose-finds @justcharmingsimfinds @simsimmer161922 @harperelya @public-ccfinds
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