#imma riot up in this bitch

[ghostofanovelwriter]

My brother and I recently watched Clue (1985) for the first time and I thought I’d some some of our comments throughout the viewing.

“Y’aaaal that’s a cheap maid’s outfit.”

-“Her name’s white and she’s wearing black clothing. No one thought hard on that one.”

-“Can you imagine getting into a stranger’s car just like that? Can’t relate.”

-“I can’t tell the men apart at all. They’re all white and men. Why are they dressed the same? At least the women have interesting outfits.”

-“Watsword is a fraud. Why does he have an English accent?”

-“There is literally nothing in those spoons.”

-“Wait, who’s related to who? Somebody slept with somebody else, right?”

-“WHO’S THE FUCKING HOST?”

-“I can’t stop staring at the maid’s boobs.”

-“I’m so confused right now.”

-“so she’s totally killing her husbands, right?” “Nah, I think she just likes dressing like a widower.” Cue intense cackling as the men cross their legs.

-“EYYO! Green’s a homosexual? Why’s he being blackmailed he didn’t do anything wrong?”

-“I’m liking Scarlet but judging from her name she’s definitely up to something. The fuck’s a double negative?”

-“A CANDLESTICK IS NOT A WEAPON!”

-“Shit is that Tim Curry?”

-“It’s Wadsworth! I’m calling it right now. Never trust Tim Curry when he locks you up in a mansion!”

-“This has polyamory couple potential. Just complete chaos.”

-“Stop running around I can’t keep track of y’all.”

-“Y’all, give Green a seat. This is homophobic.”

-“Wadsworth is a bitch. A nasty one or an iconic one I can’t tell. All I see is Tim Curry.”

-“Omg if Green ends up being the murderer imma riot. He’s never done anything wrong.”

-“White’s iconic. Give her more screentime.”

-“Oh, wait! BODDY SOUNDS LIKE BODY AND HE’S THE FIRST VICTIM OMG I JUST REALIZED-!”

-“Peacock is suspicious. What’s she leaving the room for? Not for a oui oui?”

-“Zombies!”

-“Green is suspect number one on my list.”

-“NOOO! Don’t kill off Tim Curry!”

-“it’s totally that dude. Comes in way too randomly.”

-“Take a shot for every pun in this movie.”

-“Colonel is spilling way too much whiskey for it not to be poisoned.”

-“What is the point of asking if anybody is in the house of you’re not going to believe him?”

-“And of course Green ends up with Yvette. I swear if he somehow ends up straight because of this-“

-“nvm they’re totally the best duo.”

-“I’m getting weird tension between Watsworth and White. Is it just me?”

-“Nice knowing you Scarlet.”

-“Oh shit, that dude must’ve broken in and then went back outside to be invited back in the not arouse suspicion!”

-“has that dude just not question why he’s locked up in the library?”

-“alright I’m just confused again.”

-“someone just kill mustard please.”

-“ah man, now there’s going to be a dead black dude? That’s racist.”

-“they act so much like a family in such a short amount of time. Murder really brings people together.”

-“lol, Green looking terrified of straight sex.” “I think he’s terrified at the prospect of corpses having sex.” “Oh.”

-“are they seriously checking the house again? They’ve totally forgotten their original plan right?”

-“OMG YVETTE!”

-“OMG GREEN! Where’s Green?”

-“Tbh i’d shoot someone too if I got a singing telegram.”

-“at least have a little remorse for the corpses. God.”

-“fuck Wadsworth. We get it, we were watching the movie too y’know?”

-“tim curry runs like a video game character.”

-“GET TO THE POINT TIM CURRY!”

-“what do I even know anymore?”

-“i don’t even know who know who.”

-“Wait it was Scarlet? Wait what?”

-“Ah yes, the true idea of capitalists: blackmail.”

-“Wait.”

-“WHAT?”

-“Wait. Which ending is this?”

-just a garble of confused noise at this point.

-“WADSWORTH YOU BITCH!”

-“Fucking everything is a red herring at this point. Who cares about communism?”

-“i’m still so confused!”

-“Fucking everyone’s a criminal!”

-“NO GREEN WAIT! NO GREEN I LOVE YOU! SORRY FOR EVER SUSPECTING YOU!”

-“WHAT KIND OF STRAIGHT NONSENSE IS THIS?”

-“I’ve never have a character simultaneously surpass my expectations and disappoint me at the very same time.”

Overall 8/10 would recommend

#clue 1985 #80s movies #murder mystery #whodunnit #tim curry #that ending was ridiculous tho #fuck sleeping with your wife when tim curry is right there #couldn’t keep all the motives and alliances straight #instant classic for me still

[khaleesiofalicante]

“That’s what people do who love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you’re not so lovable.” — Deb Caletti

Omg I started this chapter yesterday but fell asleep reaaaally early bc I think I was super tired but I also slept more than 10 hours!!! That's literally more than I have slept three days combined of this week😂

It was the coolest shit ever. The kind of cool shit Max loved.

But right now, he couldn’t care less about the stupid nine-point circle or the lame spells.

He has to have the opportunity to meet them and talk to them when all of this is over or I will riot 😭

“Ah,” Max said, tracing a finger on the ground and keeping his hands busy. “Bapak got the hot ones.” They are all hot and you know it!!!

Luca is here!!!! I am love him already jdhdkdbdj

It seemed like a cruel joke. David was everywhere and nowhere. 😭😭😭😭💙

Poor Luca and Max😂 but you can't blame Alec babes!! I can only imagine how Magnus looks...

No wait!! I also want to know his superpower!!!

Max just wanted to set something on fire.

*Me whispering* please do Mallory, please do Mallory, please do Mal-

“You do,” Nicolas grinned widely. “When I see your future, I see too much. It’s almost blinding.”

“Pun intended?”

“Of course.”

Should I be scared or excited or??? Yeah, Imma be both ;)

“You worry too much about the future,” Nicolas told him.

“It’s a warlock thing.”

“It’s a you thing,” Nicolas chuckled. “But it’s not a bad thing. I taught you for a reason, Maxwell. You must use it wisely.”

He knows something I ignore and I am getting frustrated and that ending was really cryptic😭😭 I need answers!!! Please!!!

Clary Fairchild being a bad bitch I'd honestly the only reason I'm surviving this...

“People do awful things because they often think they are doing it for the right reasons,” the woman told her. “And most often, the reason is love. Love of something. Love for someone.” Don't mind me, I just cracked some main plotline of my story bc of this😂

Gabrielina>>>>>>

Them getting into Marcus brain and figuring out the logo like the power couple the are😎

But also, I'm always forgetting that shadowhunters don't have that much education in lots of subjects like maths or astronomy or mundane things in general and it's kinda funny 😂

She looked at Gabriel. “I want to talk to Claire Devlin.” Is that a good idea? Idk. Am I excited nevertheless?? ✨yes✨

Istg, this scenes are taking years of my life😭 I can't even read it twice as I normally do!!! That's how scared I am!!!

He doesn't remember about Edom 😭😭😭 or the time they went to London's shadow market!!!

After we give David his gift, I will make sure you join your brother,” Mallory said. “Okay?” I don't even feel bad about this one :)) don't say David didn't warn you...

All of this just so his parents believe him... bitch just go to therapy and move on like the rest!!

David, who was breathing raggedly, stared at her. “If you touch him, I will kill you.” He doesn't have half his memories, and he still will kill you if you touch him. Take that!! 🥰

Not the first time they meet!!!! NO NO THAT ONE!!! PLEASE!!! WHY DO I ALWAY END UP CRYING AFTER A CHAPTER NOW??? 😭😭😭

I thought I knew hate, but then I met the Devlins and I understood I knew nothing 🔪🙂

Last POV... WTF????

First of all, Gigi and Lexi are the best babes ever. My beautiful parabatai 😍

And also all the other parabatai paired with a Super Babe!! The power!! The potential!! I want to thank you for the parabatai content we got 💙💙

Her father had taught her that the biggest mistake a fighter can do was to deny their own fear.

Don’t deny it. Don’t dismiss it. Feel it. Use it.

Jace as a father will never not make me emo🥺

Nevermind, I understood why no one likes Evan lmao

And why did Nico request to be escorted by Gigi and Lexi??? And go to Paris???? And left his cane??? To NY Institute??

Shadow demons are going to show up. I just feel it!

Lexi fighting Mallory is totally awesome. But maybe we can fast forward to the part she kills her or something?? 🥺 Also Mallory fighting with Pressure??? THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH!!!

Why did Nico said the suggenes thing??? Why did he protected her like that???

What did Nico saw on Logan's future??? Who will come for both of them?? Lucifer?? Max?? The Prince of Darkness????

“You are about to change the fate of the shadow world,” Nicolas said. I AM CONFUSION AND SADNESS 🔪😭

“Warlocks might forgive. But they don’t forget,” Nicolas told her. “He will remember.” And I damn hope he will burn everything down

Will Max make another spell??? Now that Nico taught him some warlock math??? Who is other Max???? What is he talking about?? 😭😭😭

Nicolas smiled.

The most beautiful smile.

The smile of a little boy with big dreams.

“Good,” Nicolas smiled. “I can finally grow up.”

I. I have no words. I'm still processing. WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK?? I realized half of the last POV was me just asking questions I won't get the answer to until later 😭😭

I'm still missing some chores for this week to finally be over, but now I'm going to do them thinking about that ending:))

THERE ARE SO MANY QUESTIONS HERE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY OTHER THAN SORRY SKJNCVJKS

but wait i can answer one of them.

Nico lied about the suggenes thing because he wanted to protect Lexi. Otherwise Mallory would have killed her.

PS- mallory fighting with Pressure reminds me of that time when Zara fought with Cortana 🤢

okay ily bye

#lbaf

[goose-creations]

A little bit more Info. (Of the Personal Sorts)

Hello! So, I recently reblogged a post about schizophrenia and I wanted to talk about my experiences with it w/o taking over the original post, which can be found here

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/goose-creations/690505366787751936?source=share

For myself personally, I've only been diagnosed for about six years (When I had turned 19) but I've been dealing with the symptoms for a lot longer, since about third grade (About 8-9, give or take)

For me, I thought that it was very normal to hear voices and see things that weren't there. I thought that everyone did honestly. It was only later that I realized that not everyone heard and saw what I did, but we'll get to that at another time.

For the seeing part, it's usually shadowy figures or bright flashes of color where there wouldn't

This next part might be Triggering for some readers so Imma bold it and when it turns back to normal, it should be safe again.

When my emotions are a riot, so's my symptoms. Puberty was like hell. The constant ups and downs made me hate myself, which fed into the voices.

For me, I heard my parents tell me to kill myself. The voices fed into my darkest fears and made me nearly do it. They'd call me a coward each day I went on but at the same time, I'm a stubborn bitch so I felt like there had to be something going on here. Eventually I did tell someone I trusted very much and he told me that I'm one of the bravest people that he's ever known.

Now we should be done with the bad stuff.

A few weeks later we found me a psychiatrist and a therapist (which sounds amazingly simple but it was not, lemme tell you, it was not.) and I was diagnosed with Schizophrenia, it was about four years ago that the -affective disorder was added on.

It's been a few years with its ups and downs. While I still see things, (Slenderman standing in the corner of a room, the Among Us dudes dancing on peoples heads, Auras, etc.) I do have a vivid imagination which helps me make art and as for the hearing things, well I still hear what I talked about earlier buuuutttt it has also developed into me A) having something called an Echoic Memory (I hear something, my brain decides it likes it and it replays for a while. Ex. Morgan Freeman saying "tiddy sprinkles") and B) something called Foreign Accent Syndrome which I don't really understand but Google tells me that I slip into accents bc I'm trying to be friendly and it's a sign of Autism? (If someone else can explain, what would be great)

Either way, I wouldn't be me without my 'disability' (I'm high functioning, what can I say) In a way, it's my superpower and my kryptonite. It's lead me to love and hate myself and learn to accept things about me and others over the years.

All of this can boil down to...

STOP DEMONIZING MENTAL ILLNESSES YOU JACKASSES!!! WE GOT EMOUGH PROBLEMS ALREADY!!! JFC..

If you did, thanks for reading it all the way. Even if you didn't, still, thanks.

#schizophrenia #schizoaffective #personal post

[mrschwartz]

i just ordered 2 shirts from the am us website but i literally am like........full-on broke. i have 0 (zero) money in my bank account but they yell “sale!!” and i listen to them like a fool

#bitch 15 dolars for a shirt is not a sale why did i even?? #and the shipping oh my god it was as much as the shirts like are you kidding me #if i don't get a free keychain like i've seen everybody getting imma riot is2g #shut up débora

[nectarine-neuroticism]

popping pez like pills as i try to write an essay in 51 minutes

#alexander pope #i want absolutely nothing to do w u rn #i would sooner riot than write this #imma put an extra set o' locks on ya coffin #to shut you the fuck up #i cant stand a large maj. of brit lit before the romantic period #like it gotta be SPECIFICC #in order for me to like it #in general these witty bitches with their jesters that arent even gay? #get OutTA here w that shit #riley is runnin' da yap again

[beoneofus]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? TOERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE RETHINKING THEIR OPINIONS ON AMBER HEARD JUST CAUSE OF THAT LITTLE BACKGROUND STORY SHE GAVE? YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP- BITCH I'M RIOTING, PICKETING OUTSIDE THAT DAMN COURT HOUSE IMMA DRAG EVERY BITCH IN THERE ON HER SIDE

[jade-parcels]

WAIT HOLD THE PHONE THATS WHY DILUCS VA DOESNT INTERACT WITH THE FANDOM??.??????!!!!!! I litterly was talking about it with my best friend like, a week ago, how I was REALLY surprised Dilucs VA wasnt active in the fandom AT ALL after finding out who he is and that he has/had a tumblr etc, like, that seems like someone who would be first in line to connect with the fandom. Ffs yall I swear if this happens to Zach and Koi etc too Imma RIOT.

Also, ive seen people bitch to the VAs about the genshin 2.1 stream. Like, they are doing their job, they get a script. Its not their fault if the script is shitty/was rushed/was half completed etc. And I dont feel that thee technical difficulties were bcus of them being late or smth. AND EVEN THEN, BE HAPPY THEY ARE DOING THIS. Would you rather have thr VAs and Devs talking about the game they are working on, and all the cool new fun stuff on a stream? Or just some dev blog post about the new update?

Like come on people. Do better. Ffs.

Yeah so Sean(Diluc’s va)‘s case is a weird one and I don’t have all of the details!! But from what I understand is that he is a fan of nsfw furry art, which I’m not personally a fan of but hey I’m not going to go out of my way to harass someone who enjoys that. Genshin Tik tok blew up when they found this out and canceled him for supporting bestiality which…isn’t even the case. It’s just furry porn. So from what I know, again I’m not on Twitter and I rarely wander into genshin tik tok territory because it’s so fucking toxic, that’s what happened. Obviously he is gonna avoid the fan base after that. The posts made about him were downright mean and nasty :/

If I’m wrong please correct me, I don’t want to be spreading false info 0-0

I also don’t understand people complaining about the streams…They’re a little bit cringey, yeah, and they sound scripted because they ARE scripted!!!!! And the VAs try to throw little jokes in every once in awhile to make it fun!! And younger fans are just so ungrateful, they just bash the entire stream. I feel bad for the VAs, they have done so much for us and interacted with us so much!! Only for a select few to go out of their way to be rude. It’s a shame :(

#it’s literally younger fans complaining though… #I haven’t seen anyone over the age of 15 complaining about streams or digging up old VA stuff #what I have seen are a lot of older fans(18+) complaining about younger fans’ behavior #I’m glad to see it but at the same time it probably won’t help anything lmao #these young teens are so chronically online they just don’t care that they’re ruining the fandom for everyone else <3 #interactions! #genshin discourse #discourse

[ghostbatt]

tonight's episode definitely my favorite Ethan showed tf OUT with that dance number!!

the finale promo… all I know is Nate better not lay a hand on lexie and not see cassie fight her sister over a damn man especially nate!

Where the fuck is Fez?! He’d better be okay! Ashtray better be okay! My BOYS NEED be okay! this big lipped bitch faye better speak up or imma riot

#hbo euphoria

[mythiccheroacademia]

Happy New Years Hotties!!!

hey :) i know your dash is flodded with beautiful new year’s posts and i just wanna pop in and add my own little thank you note. if you read nothing else, at least read this.

after the year we just had, you deserve some big gross romantic declaration of love and then a new year’s kiss. so lemme just say i love you and give you a smooch. you survived all 365 days and that’s some real hot girl shit. thank you for being you. i’m shaking some metaphorical ass for you bc you are that bitch

wishing nothing but inner peace, self love, confidence, happiness, big moneyyy and all the pretty bitch shit you could ever want in life <3

now that that’s over, wanna see me be a cornball beneath the line?

i’ve attempted to write this an embarassing amount of times. so now im forced to write this 2 hours before midnight at a church event....wearing white like im not on the most sinful app in my phone...in front of my mother...keeping a straight face in front of 100 people...and this wig is squeezing tf out my head. this is prolly not gonna be perfect and if i forget anything or anyone, my b dawg. i’ll be back to edit

so let’s get into it. no beta, we die like hot girls 

there’s about 5.4k+ of y’all i’d like to individually thank, but that’s impossible in the time constraint i have. so, for now, pls accept this embarrassing thank you/love letter. im not gonna act like i dont spill my heart out to yall on a daily. but imma do it again. this yr was trash tbh. everyone was being tested like all hell, but we’re here and i’m very grateful for that. my heart is full from all the kind hearts i’ve met throughout my time on here. 

~~~

to my mutuals, your presence literally blows my mind bc there was certainly a time i talked to me, myself, and i LMAO. i was so nervous to speak to anyone outside of asks bc a bitch was shy, but you’ve all accepted me with open arms and have made my time on here that more bearable. thanks for tolerating me bc ik i’m a lot sometimes hehe. y’all are cool asf and a large reason why i haven’t called it quits. no matter what i want the best for y’all. thank you, i love you 

also i have to write a special shout out to @bnhainthewoo and @melanimed bc you two hoes are stuck w me forever. even tho ion like yall niggas all the time, i love y’all like sisters. you’ve supported me through some real shit and i cant say thank you enough. i’d literally fight anyone for y’all also @liltodo @cellotonin @kingtamakimurder @tamasoft @kelatonin @mrs-atushiro @itsbabyysunnyy @mypimpademia @myhoodacademia @infernaltribute7 @sheerxradiance (i’m forgetting so many people but my mom just asked why i’m typing so much and im PANICKING) you all are people that i was lowkey highkey geeked to get to know and blogs i look up to. when i figured out you followed me, i smiled a lot and every time i interact with y’all i literally tell myself ‘don’t fuck this up cece.’ it’s sick LMAOOO i appreciate you and idk man, i just genuinely like you guys a lot and ion be liking people like dat. hope y’all are well and know that i have real love for you. i’d revoke my hottie card for y’all <3

~~~

to my anime anons, bitchhhhhh y’all are a RIOT. thee harem house is a mess!!! the way you keep my on my toes is sickening. you guys deserve a medal. you make my tumblr experience so fun, i can’t thank y’all enough. you make me feel all kinds of emotions and i’m always asking myself, “now how’d we end up here?” KSSKSK. please know that i’m grateful for every note and ask. i hope you all are having a wonderful new year. i love youuuuu

~~~

to my followers, if anyone deserves the biggest thank you, it’s y’all. you’re the main reason i write. the comments and interactions i get from you....i dont understand how i got so lucky. you’ve seen some shit on here yet you still stay. like bitch wtf. WHY ARE Y’ALL STILL HERE??? you make me smile and i honest to God wish i could hug you all. thank you for believing in my writing. thank you for believing in me and this blog. and thank you for being some real ass pretty bitches

i had more to say but i’d be here all night. happy new years y’all. be safe and know i care about you. thanks for surviving 2020 with me. y’all are some hot girls fr fr

i’m about to tag everyone and their mama. if i forget you, pls know i dont mean it and I”M COMING BACK. i have to do this in the next 3 min jdknfk;fk i love you. don’t come at me sideways! i beg!!!

@sems-diarie @sunshineszn @pinkceokjin23 @chefakari @black-bhabie-2000 @azura-galaxy @amajikibby @des-the-girl @blkanimegyal  @iiminibattlehero   @lilsparkyswife @stellarxfresh @mintballoons @reebgirl13 @bnha-baddie @vixenpen @oshun-energy @vangooh-works @tediursula @oh-sotired @azura-galaxy @fuckingyaoimann @astrablossom @todorokiaimee @thermaflute @saitamastamaticsoup @velvesagi @blkladyelle @sweetbakugou @shayiswifey @vodrea @bakugoustanaccount @shhhlikeme  @bnhatrashh @niggacaaaaaat @tododeku-or-bust (couldnt forget to add you<3)

#happy new year's!!! #i love you!!

[theinfernalmemes]

I JUST FINISHED CHAIN OF IRON AND IM IN SHOCK HOLY SHIT *MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW*

so let’s describe my thoughts and feelings through the class of memes 🧎🏻‍♀️

RIGHT OKAY THE MATTER OF SHIPS 🛥

JORDELIA:

PLS I WASNT CONVINCED ON THEIR RELATIONSHIP LAST BOOK BUT NOW I AM FOR SURE ONG I WAS INTERNALLY SCREAMING THROUGHOUT THAT LAST BIT WITH GRACE AND MATTHEW UFHEHGK ALSO WHEN THE BRACELET BROKE I SCREAMED ALOUD LIKE YUHHHHHHHH anyways i’m a jordelia shipper most certainly

JESSE AND LUCIE:

MY FAVOURITE SHIP EVER! I WILL DIE ON THE HILL THAT THEIR DYNAMIC IS MOST BEAUTIFUL LIKE PLS THE GHOST AND THE GIRL WHO CAN SEE HIM, FALLING IN LOVE??? THATS WHAT I NEED. THEIR DECLARATIONS OF LOVE ALMOST HAD ME IN TEARS AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON US SEEING HOW JESSE SEES LUCIE OMG TRUE LOVE AT ITS FINEST IVE LOVED THEM SINCE COG AND THAT HAS ONLY INCREASED IMPOSSIBLY

ANNA X ARIADNE / THOMAS X ALASTAIR:

miss clare really said no❤️ to the gays this book, yes we got steamy scenes BUT NOTHING ABOUT THEIR LOVE AND IM STILL SO UPSET ABOUT ANNA AND ALASTAIR DENYING THOMAS AND ARIADNE TO PROTECT THEM LIKE SHUT UPPPPPP JUST TAKE THEM BACK I BEG

GRACE AND CHRISTOPHER:

I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

their little scene in the carriage last book hooked me in and their time in the lab had me IN LOVE god i live for their dynamic and i want kit to show her what it is to be loved because she truly is misunderstood and now i’m so happy that she broke the mirror with tatiana I WAS LIKE YES BITCH BREAK THAT GLASS

MATTHEW AND SOBRIETY:

when cordelia came up with the condition for his sobriety i was so HAPPY god i love my bb cordelia bringing together one of the most important ships MATTHEW DESERVES HAPPINESS AND SOBRIETY PERIOD. i want him sober before cassie even DARES to give him a love interest so that’s that.

CHARACTERS AND THEIR ARCS:

jess blackthorn the loml:

jesse blackthorn is one of my favourite characters EVER and omg i was in pure shock when the reveal was that he was the killer LIKE BRUH i had a little inkling but i didn’t expect cassie to actually go through with it PLS anyways my best boy is back now and if someone so much as touches a hair on his head i will riot at dawn 😀

james herondale my blind boy:

oh james i do love you. he’s the most thoughtful son of a bitch and i’m so happy that he now knows what it is to feel real love and not the burdened affection he was forced into by the bracelet and tatiana’s madness

christopher lightwood softest boy:

i love my lil science boy and i was so happy when he got to speak to grace without feeling the need to hold back for the sake of others like YES BB GET EXCITED WITHOUT REMORSE YOU DESERVE IT ASF

cordelia and lucie ✨herondale✨:

babes imma need y’all to think for a minute. CORDELIA DONT YOU DARE THINK ABT NOT BECOMING LUCIES PARABATAI LIKE COME ON i also wish cordelia didn’t get so upset about being lillith’s paladin like ik it sucks but they’re here for you <3 and lucie imma need you take a breather DONT GO KILLING URSELF TO PULL A STUNT LIKE THAT AGAIN scary asf omg

honourable mentions:

- alastair sweetie i love you but STOP PULLING THIS SHIT ON THOMAS i get that you don’t wanna be a bad influence or whatever BUT UR DEVELOPMENT IS GOING STRONG SO STRONG LETS NOT STOP NOW

- same goes for grace tbh i’m proud asf for her for saying no to her ABUSER like yes bb you go girl and keep up that development

- when anna cried i was hurting with her omg i just wish she would open herself back up again to ariadne so she could be truly happy

- ariadne my determined little angel pls don’t give up on our bb anna

- thomas ily just trust in alastair and try to win him back ik you can

- MATTHEW PLS PLS PLS LOOK AFTER YOURSELF i would also like you to focus on your sobriety and get over cordelia asap it is in your best interest babe

- charles don’t even dare to fuck up what thomas and alastair have i’m not in the mood, get yourself a parisian boyfriend of sumn

- okay but like eugenia is such a badass like?? give her more scenes pls

ANYWAYS THERES THAT expect some memes momentarily as i’m utterly in love

#the shadowhunter chronicles #the last hours #tlh #chain of iron #chain of iron spoilers #tsc #tlh memes #james herondale #matthew fairchild #cordelia carstairs #lucie herondale #jesse blackthorn #alastair carstairs #grace blackthorn #christopher lightwood #thomas lightwood #jordelia #heronthorn #shadowhunters

[blondsauduun-reads]

The Revolution That’s Been Singing In The Rain (JATP Reggie X Reader)

Pairing: 1995!Reggie x Reader

Word count: 1.5K

Warnings: some swearing?

Plot: Ok so, it’s a pride parade/riot/demo, in 1995 (or so), and the boys go to support Alex, but surprise! There’s music there too! And Reggie likes the person playing the electric violin at the march. But like it starts to rain and they gotta stop with the instruments and get off the stage but they don’t stop singing. So anyway Reggie is in first row and the band was singing a cover of We Will Rock You and Reg of course knows the lyrics as does everyone. So they start singing and dancing very energetically and passionately in the rain. At the end the violin person gives Reggie their number

A/N: nonbinary reader (they/them pronouns) The link to the electric violin cover of we will rock you without the lyrics. Also. This is the first one-shot I’ve ever written and stuff so please be nice :) yes I accept constructive criticism too.

After practice, Alex had finally mustered up the strength to ask his best friends/bandmates,

“So, there’s this gay thing, on Saturday, and I wanted to ask if it you guys wanted to come with me?” The three other guys were listening closely to him, while fiddling around a bit with their instruments.

“It’s okay though, if you don’t.” Hadn’t even given them time to react, let alone answer. “If you don’t wanna come, I mean.”

A second of silence, the three of them surprised, exchanging looks, the blond one dreading the answer.

“No, yeah, dude.” Luke finally said, leaving his guitar on the stand. “We’ll totally go with you!”

“Yeah! We were just shocked that you’d wanna go.” Bobby said, because he and the two other guys had heard about it but weren’t going to bring it up if Alex wasn’t.

“We’re really proud of you, bro,” Reggie said, hugging his neck from behind. Kinda looked awkward. “I wish I was half as brave as you.”

With the whole AIDs thing, the President, his parents, and you know, the anxiety he lived with, Alex couldn’t really live his whole truth most of the time without fearing for his life, so yes, going to a Pride thing was no small feat for the boy.

“Yep, you can let me go now, Reg.” He chuckled, or coughed, because Reggie wasn’t exactly a spaghetti build person, and was hugging his neck rather tightly.

“So when’s the date bro?” Luke sat down on the couch, spreading himself out like pancake batter on a pan.

It was Saturday. Somehow, Reggie convinced them all to paint lil rainbows on either their cheeks or hands. They all looked adorable, sitting in the metro pressed together like anchovies, all with backpacks loaded with water, their respective lunches, and whatever the hell more fitted in the backpack.

Once they got to the station, they went out, following another group of people dressed for a parade, and in a bit more than five minutes, they were smack in the middle of the parade, chanting something in favor of LGBTQ+ rights.

“Do you hear that?” Reggie asked Alex, but like, screaming.

“Yeah, its about to storm, or something.” He said, looking at the sky, which was getting grayer by the minute.

“Not thunder, it’s like,” The black haired squinted in thought. “it’s like, music, I think. Queen.” He said. “Imma go, be right back!”

Reg disappeared in between the queers at the parade, following that sound.

“Reg, no! Shi…” Alex opened and closed his eyes in disapproval and desperation. “Luke! Bobby! We got a rogue bassist!” Bobby and Luke’s reactions to that were similar to Alex’s.

Meanwhile, Reggie had successfully found the source of the music. At a nearby park, was a stage, like those kinds of stages that can be built in like a day, and on top of it, a rock band.

Said like that, it probably doesn’t sound too special, but the thing was, they were playing a We Will Rock You cover, with an electric violin, or that’s what he could tell from a hundred feet distance from the actual stage, so, continuing squishing himself through the crowd, feeling some droplets of rain on his face, he got closer to the band, until he reached a six feet distance.

Shit, the violin was so incredibly pretty, like, it looked like some sort of futuristic weapon. The guy was loving it. The person playing it though, divine; the way they moved their arms and feet and carried themself. Also, yeah, probably the prettiest person Reg had seen to date.

The band, apart from having the violinist, who also was the backup singer, had a drummer, a bassist, and a guitarist, also the lead singer.

Anyway, the scene, everyone stomping their feet on the ground, singing the song with the band, remembering the now dead Freddie Mercury and how iconic he was, the energy of all those people, together in the fight for freedom and equality. The revolution. And the fucking rain.

Droplets were suddenly drops, which then started falling faster, and suddenly the band started panicking a bit, they couldn’t break up these vibes, these people.

So, the three with the string instruments put away the instruments, amps, cables and everything as fast as they could, and the drummer rushing his music cylinders into safety, the only ones carrying the music were the people, among which was Reggie, tearing out his vocal chords singing along the various hundreds of people singing too.

Once all the electric shtick on stage was cleared up, the whole band jumped down from the stage, joining the crowd, singing and stomping.

Buddy you’re an old man poor man

Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day

The violinist, which had seen Reggie look starstruck at them and later on give his all to the music, joined him to sing (and stomp).

They were almost dancing, doing a duet, smiling like children on Christmas morning, being completely soaked through with the rain, and looking at each other with a feeling I can only describe as electricity (and if they looked at each other more electricly, they would have electrocuted themselves along the way.)

You got mud on your face You big disgrace Somebody better put you back in your place

The violinist shot him a wink, he tried to not get flustered, and in return winked back.

We will we will rock you

One last verse to the song, everyone still as excited as they were at the beginning. And yet, this one was sung with intention, with motive, as if they were shouting at the world that they’d rock it to achieve their goal.

We will we will rock you

And that was it. After a couple of seconds, the crowd calmed down and scattered.

“Hey, what are your pronouns?” The violinist asked.

Reggie remembered both the dictionary meaning of pronoun and the context in which it was asked (which Alex so kindly explained to them earlier), “He/Him, I’m Reggie.” He smiled.

“You’re in that band, right? Sunset Curve?” They asked.

“Tell your friends!” I’m pretty sure you can imagine how exactly he said this quote. “I’m the bassist.” Ah yes, and now the important question, “What about you, pronouns and name, I mean.”

“Oh, yeah, that.” They thought for one second before blurting it out, “They/Them, the name’s Y/n.” Y/n stretched out a hand, he seized it and made a mental note to ask Alex about those pronouns after, “So, what brings you here today?”

“Oh, well, my best friend’s gay, but,” He leaned closer to their ear, “I’m like, 90% sure I’m bi.”

“Damn boy, same!” They laughed.

“Anyway, I gotta go now, the instruments are only safe from the rain, not from people,” Y/n scratched the back of their neck. “But, in case I’m not only bi and yearning,” They whipped out a marker from their pocket and scribbled their number on Reggie’s forearm, “give me a call. Maybe we can try to rock out again together.” Wow, so full of confidence, must be the adrenaline that implied losing their instrument over getting a cute bassist as a date.

“Uh, yeah sure,” Y/n was already walking away, smiling at him.” I’ll def give you a call!” There was no answer to that. Only a distant holler.

“Yo! Reggie!” Luke.

“Coming!”

And he did walk over, fishing from his backpack a piece of dry paper and a pen to write down the number on something a bit more permanent. Anyway, he found the guys.

“Remember when I told you I might be bisexual?” He asked, copying the number.

“Yeah, when we were watching Indiana Jones, why?” Alex remembered. Indiana Jones is hot, that’s so not up for discussion.

“Yeah, well” He ripped the page with the number out and stuffed it in his pocket. “now I know, I’m bi.”

“Yeah man, no shit.” Luke teased him. Joke’s on you bitch you’re too.

#julie and the phantoms #jatp #jatp imagine #julie and the phantoms imagine #jatp one shot #julie and the phantoms one shot #reggie jatp #jatp reggie #reggie julie and the phantoms #jatp x reader #reggie imagine #reggie jatp imagine #reggie jatp x reader #jatp reggie x reader #alex jatp #luke jatp #bobby jatp #sunset curve

[vwoop-prince]

bnha/My Hero Academia chapter 306 spoilers

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yall leave when Izuku leaves UA and not when so many bullshit arcs happen back to back that have no significance to the plot????? which makes no logical sense even if we’re thinking in the universe?????? which drag on and on and gives useless backstory and try to forgive abusers??????? this bitch of an author literally forgets his own material as soon as he writes it its why Shinsou hasn’t been here much lately cause he FORGOT after the sports festival and he FORGOT he even fucking mentioned the spy in UA!!!! and Izuku who yall been calling a traumatic insult btw leaves a frankly useless hero facility and yall up in a riot

i leave for 30 chapters at least and this bitch is FINALLY interesting again i dunno what the fuck yall thinkin because im frankly very proud of my green broccoli boi leaving an awful situation with kinda bad people who knowingly forced him near a known abuser i dont know what the fuck horikoshi’s done with this to fuck it up so badly but yall can go ahead and leave imma focus on the first healthy thing Izuku’s done on screen

#bnha chapter 306 #bnha spoilers #mha chapter 306 #mha spoilers #My Hero Academia #Boku no Hero Academia #Midoriya Izuku #Izuku Midoriya #MHA #BnHA

[monst]

Autograph gone wrong…

All characters 18+

Kirishima Eijirou x Reader

Warnings: Sexy time actions, Exhibitionism, Dubcon, Your friend uses his quirk on you and well it didn’t get the right reaction…

Also this is a Thirst post and by no means anything good/super descriptive also it was written on my phone at work and I swear if I get in trouble Jo imma take a flight to England 😤😤😤 but yeah Forehead was butthurt that I cockblocked her so ig 🙄 It totally wasn’t my fault you can’t blame the time for saying Hey Monst Lunch is over! Where I left off is marked *** Also, It’s based off this: 

      Your lucky I love you @lady-bakuhoe 😤😤😤

   Kirishima was headed home on the last train out when you just happened to spot him. He had been your favorite pro hero since his debut and simply put you were obsessed with him. 

"Hey isn't that Red Riot?" You quickly looked away to focus on your friend. "Oh shit it is (Name) aren't you like his biggest fan?!! You should go ask for an autograph!" 

         Naturally you refused. You didn't want to be a bother on his limited time off. But your friend was relentless and threatened to use his quirk on you. Their quirk was wild and when activated a single touch was enough to transfer it and you were forced to speak and behave in all honesty. 

"The next stop is my stop and you know that if you don't do it now I'll touch you."..... 

         Too bad you took too long to psych yourself into asking. Your friend stepped out of the train with a grin; content in leaving you in the wagon alone with the hero. 

       Your friend was too innocent! They didn't know the thoughts you had, the dirty things you wished to do to the hero! And your lip was going to be bruised by how hard you were biting it. You were mortified! If you spoke, lord knows what you'd say to him!?!?!

Your eyes raked over his form. Every inch of him was undeniably attractive. From his luscious red locks to his thick muscular body. You set your jaw when you caught his leg bouncing up and down. Up and down. The muscles on his thighs and calf flexing with each tap. You breathed in deeply through your mouth. And your lips parted. 

"Damn your so fucking hot." You gasped. 

"P-pardon?" He flushed. 

"You look cute when you blush." 'Fuck (Name) shut up!' You yelled internally. 

His face grew a darker shade of red and your feet drew you closer to him.

"Your my favorite hero you know that." You beamed your thighs clenching as you took in how massive he was. 'He's right in front of me!' 

"Thank you." He smiled bashfully, his hand reaching up to scratch the back of his neck. 

"I've always wondered how your quirk worked.... Can I ask you something?" You flushed. 

"S-sure." He replied, politely. 

"Does every part of you get hard when you activate your quirk?"

Kirishima sputtered eyes wide and unbelievably. His lips parted various times to form words but they were lost in his throat when you got closer. And the bouncing of his leg increased. 

"So when you're fighting villains" you paused to lick your lips "are you hard?" 

By now you were leaning over him. His large eyes looked adorably innocent looking up at you. And when your hand touched his thigh you felt him jump. 

"Relax~" The pads of your fingers ran up the thick muscles and you moaned. "Your so thick"

Kirishima gulped harshly. "You'll tell me if I'm going to far right?" You asked innocently. He only nodded dumbly cheeks lit aflame as you had whispered it into his too hot ear. 

If possible his eyes grew wider when you lowered yourself onto his meaty leg. "Can you make this hard for me baby? I wanna see my hero in action." You pouted moving your hips against his thigh.*** Kirishima didn’t know what to do! His hands were glued to his sides he didn't know whether to put them on you or not. He was so confused. You were standing by your friend meek and mild not so long ago!?!? What happened!?!?

He hadn’t ever had someone come onto him like this. He felt so powerless despite being a hero. Was he supposed to stop you? Fuck he didn't want to stop you. Not when he could feel the heat of your cunt pressing against his thigh. His jaw went slack when he heard you moan. And without thinking he hardened his leg in encouragement.

"Oh fuck yeah." You hummed, feeling your cunt throb every time your clit caught onto a particular ridge on his hardened leg. When you let out a loud whimper Kirishima's eyes widened and he looked around in panic. 

"Mmm There's no one here" you purred dropping your hand down into your panties. He swallowed thickly; red eyes watching as you brought up your slick covered fingers. "Seeing you in action does this to me Red Riot~"

The red head gasped his cock pulsing at the sound of his hero name being said in such lewd fashion. And when your stuck them in your mouth and allowed him to hear the wet slurping sounds he felt hot. Too hot, It was getting extremely hot. And unconsciously he began to bounce his leg up and down to distract himself. He didn't want to touch you just in case this was a gag. 

"Hnngghh" the sound was sinful and it made him throb anxiously. "P-please" he whined. He didn't even know what he was pleading for. For you to stop? For you to keep going? It was all lost on him. All he could think of was how with every roll of your hips his thigh grew damper and his cock pulsed with need. 

To make matters worse you had slid down his leg to hump his calf. Your soft breast pressed against his knee; while your nails dug into his leg. You looked so dirty. So primitive humping his leg with need. Why the fuck was he turned on? Why could he say anything to-

"Hah~" Kirishima hissed. His head went back when you had palmed his clothes length abruptly. You whistled lowly at the hot girth in your grasp.

"You're bigger than I imagined." You panted while squeezing down on his hardened length. "As I-I thought ah~ you do get turned on when you use your quirk" 

He wanted to deny your claims it wasn't true he didn't get off to fighting villans and using his quirk but when he parted his lips:

"N-onngggg f-fuck." He gasped. 

"Who would have guessed that you were secret pervert." You mewled; a grin stretching your lips when you felt him thrust up into your palm. 

"Yeah t-thats it get off on my hand you slutty hero." The sound he made had you grinding down on his leg harder. 

"P-please I-I I'm nngh" he panted; his eyes watering at your degrading words. He didn't even know he was into that! But your words had him ready to burst. He'd never been this close to cumming in such a short period of time. 

"Are you g-gonna cum? Do it Red Riot cum for me cum for your b-biggest fan" you keened. Kirishima's eyes rolled back when your moans grew louder and more consistent. 

"Ah! Yes! Fuck I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum right on your leg nngh you want that right? You want me to cum on your leg like a horny bitch." You ranted incoherently.

"Yes!" Kirishima groaned; his hand grabbing yours to press it harder against his cock. His thrusts against your palm grew choppy and short until he stilled; a choked moan slipping past his parted lips. 

The sight above you sent you tumbling into your own orgasm and you clenched his leg tightly as you cried out his hero name. The both of you stood there trying to catch your breath. All was silent except for the sound of the train running along the tracks. 

It was then that you finally came to. Your eyes widening in horror. 'I did not!' You shrieked internally. You dared a look up and your face grew hot at the flustered expression on the pro heroes face. Your jaw dropped, you had no words. Jeez you were beyond embarrassed! Before either of you could speak your saving grace was heard. 

The train stopped and announced the stop before yours and you wasted no time in booking it out of there with a couple of hasty apologies. Kirishima stood to go up after you his arm outstretched. But when the cold air hit his crotch he flushed and covered the damp sticky spot. By the time he looked up again you were gone and the doors had closed. 

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     When he got off at the next stop he realized that your wallet had fallen out of your pocket. He opened it to check for an ID

(Name) (LastName) Quirk: Liquid sin, also known as Seductive voice… 

"That explains a lot" he mused. Kirishima had many questions and he was sure to visit you to get them answered. 

"That's funny we live on the same block…." 

#Thirsty bitch juice #eijirou kirishima #kirishima x reader #kirishima smut #kirishima eijirou x reader #bnha smut #Jo your such a petty brat 😂😂😂💕

[jams-sims]

Imma be real Akudama Drive is just one of those everyone dies. Maybe like 3 people live and the ending is sad. You have 3 eps left, its about that time to start wrapping shit up.

Its not a big brain plan for no one to have any back story. It more like 0 times and also it doesn't matter if they have a back story or not. Its not thought out, its not because their criminals. Because as we saw in today ep. Half of kansai are fucking criminal beating people with minor offenses to death. I think i saw one of them dragging a women and you know what that implies.

If you want a accurate representation of what they are. They are selfish and only look out for their needs.

The Executioner's are no better but they're part of the law so- then again the head Executioner was telling the Chief of police. To send out riot control to tame the citizen sooo *shrugs*

(I say as I come up with my own headcanons and still enjoying the show.)

This isn't to invalidate anyone who complains about there not being any backstory. I am one of those bitches who think backstory is a must.

But being critical of your media that you consume isn't a bad thing.

So anyway, they could have put a twist on Cutthroat. Anime get outside your comfort zone and write a compelling crazy white hair boi. And don't just drop the cutthroat point of view at the end. And not explain it that shit was wild.

#akudama drive

[silver-wield]

The Promise Analysis (Cloti)

Sorry about that, Nonny, I relate the promise between Tifa and Cloud to some of the stuff that happens during their resolution and went full tin hatter on it.

Ok, spoiler warning for ppl who haven't played (I tag FF7R spoilers as final fantasy 7 remake spoilers) and it's gonna be a long one so prepare to scroll.

Also, this is one person's interpretation of the scene, so if you disagree that's cool and we'll agree to disagree.

You're also gonna have to excuse the janky quality on some of the screens, I'm grabbing them from Youtube and it's frustrating af trying to get the exact moment I want.

Other analyses if anyone's interested.

Shinra HQ vision scene (Cloti/plot analysis) 

Chapter 3 (Cloti reblog) 

Tifa character analysis 

Aerith Resolution (plot analysis/theory) 

Train graveyard (not really an analysis, but I got some sweet screenshots of Cloti) 

Clotiscrew tunnel analysis 

Cloti reunion analysis 

Now, strap in and enjoy the ride.

Recapping for anyone who's forgotten the basics – cause I assume by this point you're ok with spoilers and me pointing that out is kinda dumb lol

So, chapter 4 and it's mission time with the trio – I love these dorks, especially Wedge, he is my child and if he's dead Imma riot. Jessie is off being sneaky and it's up to Cloud and co to play tag with the security team.

As Charlie Biggs (if you got the ref kudos) explains the plan, Cloud looks up at the night sky — which is a whole lot different to the one we fade up to and I personally wonder what it was about that sky that made him recall the promise to Tifa. Was it just the fact he'd been talking to her and it was his first time he'd paid attention to it? Before that he was under the plate and before that he was in the reactor, so I guess it's safe to assume this is his first chance to relate the two things.

Ok, after the fade in, we're treated to a pretty damn romantic set up. The water tower, the night sky and lil Cloud waiting for Tifa.

In the OG it mentions he waited for so long he started getting really cold, but he stuck it out because he wanted to see her and hoped she'd show. That's an OG lifestream detail not in the first OG promise scene, but let's assume for now it's gonna get a callback in the Remake. That means bby Cloud has been sitting there waiting for Tifa for a while now.

Ok, call her a thirteen year old bitch if you feel good about yourselves here, but she's thirteen and her dad is super overprotective. He stopped Cloud from playing with Tifa after she had an accident at 8 that wasn't Cloud's fault and in fact if he hadn't been there she'd have died on the mountain because nobody would've known where she was. Ok? Ok.

So, he's been waiting, and it's clear he's nervous – he looks so fucking cute I just can't stand it! Nervous fidgeting, balled fist, head down, mouth pulled into a pretty grim line. He thinks she's not coming, but still he's waiting for her.

Sorry, just to further hit home the above points. That is the face of a boy who is desperately hoping the girl he likes is gonna show, but has half given up hope. There's sadness in his eyes and a tensing along his jaw line. This boy is disappointed and my heart breaks for him.

Going back to that focus in on Cloud's eyes before the flashback and we can see here the massive difference mako makes to the colour. Cloud's eyes are a deep blue, while his mako infused eyes are blue/green. I get why he goes on about them a lot because he's probably not used to seeing them like that yet; maybe he never will be. Tifa's comment was about the look in his eyes – which I touched on in a comment I made while replaying. Tifa isn't focused on the colour, she's dismayed he has such a hard look in his eyes and when you compare the look in this boy's eyes, it's clear to see what she's getting at. This Cloud is the real Cloud and he is soft as fuck and trying to look tough.

GODDAMNIT!! There's way too many good moments to grab for this analysis! Look at this precious boy! All but folding under the weight of disappointment! But, what's this in the bg? Our heroine, here at last!

If anyone anyone tries to say Cloud didn't have a great stonking crush on Tifa as a kid then please tell me what this means if it isn't he's gutted he's waited and waited and she didn't show.

We don't know why she's late – maybe Remake will clear that up for us – but I'm guessing she couldn't sneak out or maybe, judging by the amount she's dressed up, she was doing the typical girly thing and couldn't decide what to wear, asking herself if this is a date and second guessing why Cloud called her to the water tower – which is known as a romantic meeting place. Whatever the reason, she's thirteen, sheltered – thanks to her dad – and naturally shy. Maybe she worried herself into a state about whether she should go and had to find her courage to meet Cloud. She likes him just as much as he likes her remember. It's canon, don't argue.

Now, her face is this bit is out of focus, but that's nothing to my weirdly myopic eagle eyes – it's a very specific gift. Tifa's smiling. That we can tell even before she's fully in shot. There's a bunching of the cheek muscles that tells us that. She's pleased he's still there. Obviously, she can't read his body language, but she'd probably be a bit upset to realise she upset him. Because she's not actually a bitch like some people like to claim. Sorry, but she's thirteen. How threatened are yall that you gotta call a thirteen year old girl a bitch and try to erase how important she is in Cloud's childhood just to further your own ends? Seriously, get help.

Sorry for the janky, but this is a transition between focus so it's not gonna be great anyway. Here we can see Cloud's expression when Tifa says heya. Eyes open, wide with surprise. She showed. That's what his face is saying. He's trying hard not to show his emotions too much – I mean he is still Cloud and too cool for all that nonsense – but he's relieved. Maybe his heart even skips a beat, but I'm speculating. Her greeting is casual, reserved. Tifa. She’s being cute even though he’s not looking because she wants him to think she’s cute.

Tifa, ever respectful and respectable sits the right amount of difference away that both encourages Cloud she's interested in being near him, but doesn't over encourage him and make him think of her in a negative way. She's likely cultivated this on purpose – she's the mayor's daughter so she's always got to be proper – because she's got a lot of male friends and having any of them get the wrong idea would be bad. You'll notice in her other flashbacks where the boys feature that she's not sitting too close to any of them and they're running around her, not touching or anything. They're satellites that revolve around her because she is untouchable to them. Because she's the mayor's daughter and has to be a good girl all the time. This is further evidence that goes towards Tifa's overall personality. She's very careful and respectful to people. She doesn't go out of her way to offend anyone unless she has no choice. Though she's a skilled fighter, she's very slow to anger and tries to look on the bright side as much as she can, despite the tragedy in her life. (I'm gushing, I know, but she's such a great multifaceted character and way more than the tropes people shove on her to make her into nothing).

Where was I?

Right. So, in direct contrast to their later conversation during the chapter 14 resolution, here we see Cloud with his back to Tifa and her with her head tilting, inviting him to confide in her. Yes, there really are that many awesome parallels purposely inserted in this game and that's why you need to take more than one look.

From her face we can conclude she's optimistic. She's smiling and doesn't look like someone who's expecting a bomb to drop any second – Cloud if you only turned around you wouldn't have gone through this shit. Sure, you'd have likely died when Sephiroth came to town, but hey, you'd have gone out with your childhood sweetheart lol

What she's probably expecting is for Cloud – who has purposely invited her to the watertower hot dating spot – to ask her out. And since she's there and dressed up, we could conclude she'd accept him.

Cloud is trying to find the cool words he wants to say that'll motivate Tifa to miss him, maybe even push her into saying, “No, don't go,” because even though he's fourteen, Cloud is no good at talking to women. This is just one of his character traits. It's why we wanna strangle him over the Triangle. Bby Cloud is hardly better than adult Cloud, but at least bby Cloud knows he likes Tifa.

Bomb dropped. Kaboom. Poor bby Tifa. Look how disappointed and upset she is. She wasn't expecting this one bit! She looked so hopeful in the seconds before Cloud's hesitant declaration, only it wasn't the kind she hoped for. I wouldn't go so far as to say she's crushed, but she's upset, that's for sure. Her brows have come together and she's turned away from Cloud because she doesn't want him to see how she looks in this moment. She's trying to put a brave face on it, but bby Tifa isn't as good as her grown up self. You can see the mouth trying to form a smile, but the eyes have a different expression in them.This is again seen in chapter 14 when Tifa tries to put a brave face on for Cloud before breaking down. 

Shots fired! Tifa goes for dismissive and succeeds! Never mess with a girl with a crush lol

Cloud was trying to get a reaction out of her, but she got one out of him instead. Brave face wins. Well, what did you expect? She's the mayor's daughter and raised on being proper.

He stutters that he's not like the other boys – so cute – and shows off his lofty dreams. He's trying so hard to impress her. He only has these dreams because of the incident when they were smaller where her father said if Cloud can't take care of Tifa then he has no right being around her. This is what drove Cloud to distance himself from Tifa and her friends. Talk about shoving an inferiority complex and identity disorder on a kid. I get it, the mayor was worried about his daughter, but Cloud didn't deserve the bear the brunt of his anger and blame. Still, the fact that nine year old Cloud took that, held onto it for five years and still decided to pursue Tifa by becoming a SOLDIER has huge meaning for them. He was nine. Ok, for argument's sake let's say he didn't have a crush on her, but they were friends and he was told he wasn't good enough to hang with her. So, thanks to propaganda he gets it in his head that SOLDIERS are the best and if he's one of them he'll be good enough for her father to let him see Tifa again. We're not told at any point – nor shown it – that Tifa is only interested in Cloud if he's this elite who can impress her. Remember, she already likes him. Look at what she's wearing compared to him ffs. This girl – again – dressed for a date with Mr Oblivious. Yes, I'm rolling my eyes. Yes, I want to smack him upside the head. Yes, I know he's 14, I meant adult Cloud.

Back to it. The look on his face here is one of “she thinks I'm like the others? I'll prove I'm not. I'm better than that. I can be next to her if I prove myself.” At this point, he's definitely gone from wanting to be around her in a friendship capacity to borderline romantic. I mean, he did call her out to the watertower. Did I mention that? A few times? Because it's significant. He's frustrated she compared him to her friends – no she didn't friendzone him, she likes him. He thinks she friendzoned him. Kids are frustrating and the adult versions aren't much better.

Shots fired part two! Points to Cloud this time! Smug lil fucker, I see that smirk!

Okay, so Cloud says he's gonna be like Sephiroth and at this point in time Sephiroth isn't batshit crazy, he's someone to be admired. Tifa to be fair, doesn't sound impressed, but she's humouring Cloud. Then, she says, “Isn't it hard to become a SOLDIER?” And Cloud replies with “Yes, so I won't be back for a long time.”

Okay, now. This is definitely to get a reaction. The smirk on his face is saying that he's partly getting her back for her earlier shot and partly trying to goad a reaction from her because he thinks he didn't get one before – this is why eye contact matters.

Tifa, for her part, doesn't look happy. He's got a reaction out of her, but it'd be really super helpful if he was facing her to see it. Because he isn't, she can get away with a breezy reply that makes him think she doesn't care.

I'm sorry, can I just say serves you right and leave it at that? Seriously, Cloud, don't mess with girls when you can barely form coherent sentences most of the time. What did he expect? She'd throw herself on him, clinging, crying and begging him not to go? Probably. Once again, our angsty hero is on the backfoot in their conversation. This is why eye contact matters. He's looking a bit gutted at her reaction. He likely hoped for more and got far less than he wanted. It's no wonder he goes to Midgar and doesn't approach her when he comes back as a grunt. He's carrying this presumed disappointment around with him that stops him from seeing her. (I can't really go more into CC events since I haven't played it and I've only seen a few bits and pieces, but what I got from it was Cloud is an idiot.)

Tifa asking if he'll be in the papers is both a brush off towards his baiting and also she's trying to encourage him. This is his dream. He called her out of the house late at night to tell her – just her – that this is what he's gonna do. Of course she won't stop him. She's not that kind of girl. She's supportive and kind. She doesn't understand that Cloud's doing it for her – I honestly don't think it enters her mind at any point until he reveals it OG during the lifestream sequence. She's pretty much as oblivious as he is and assumes they're just really close friends and her attraction is all one sided; same as he does about her.

Ah ha! Tifa thinks, realising that Cloud's lukewarm effort to be in the papers won't be enough to satisfy her. If Cloud's going to become a SOLDIER, then he'll be a hero – like Sephiroth. What do heroes do? Save people. He said he won't be home for a long time, but there's even less guarantee he'd come back at all, and she wants to see him again, even if it's just once. She can't leave Nibelheim. As the mayor's daughter she's got responsibilities to the people there – even though the town is dying out and nobody new is settling. Eventually, she'll be the only person her age left and maybe never hear from any of her friends again. But, she can't leave. She can't abandon the people. She'll be left, alone and lonely, until everyone’s gone. Her life wasted. But, she could see Cloud again and that makes her optimistic. Maybe she wouldn't mind the time so much if she thought she'd get to see him again. See that at least he's pursuing his dreams and he's happy with the direction his life took. Maybe she'd get one grand romantic gesture in her life if SOLDIER Cloud could save her.

Confused boi is confused. From Cloud's pov, he doesn't understand this odd request. He hasn't thought about Tifa saying everyone leaving means she's alone. He's only seen this from his pov, so he can't see why Tifa would need saving or how he would even know she needs him. He doesn't realise it's her way of trying to get some guarantee they'll meet again.

I mean, we can see he's trying to understand her. He's actually turned to look at her this time and his expression is searching, like he's looking for clues why she said this. He also invites her to explain by making a verbal cue.

And now that Cloud has her full attention – you know, the thing he was trying to get all along – he doesn't know what to do with it. He's flustered and awkward, and she's cajoling and turning on the charm, which she likely has in spades because mayor's daughter. I know I say that like it's a personality trait, but in part it is. She's had to learn decorum and everything that goes with it. She needs manners and good behaviour. She has to be just enough of an extrovert that she can attend functions – because even though I know I said the town is dying, they still have a reactor and that means they still get visits from important people. She can't show her dad or town up. In the Resolution analysis I made I said she hasn't been allowed to show emotion for five years since she arrived in Midgar, but it's very likely she's never been allowed to show much emotion. She's gotta be the doll. So, since she can't show she's sad, she goes for positive, and Cloud's frowning because he's not sure how he'll keep this promise she wants so bad and if she isn't interested in him then why is she asking for one anyway? Remember, they just did a do-si-do with each other's feelings acting like they don't like each other.

But then, oh look! Oh look! In the face of Tifa's unrelenting cheer and optimism, Cloud starts to smile. Eyes soften and the slightest lift at the corner of his mouth. He's starting to like the idea of being her hero. And it's just once and maybe from that one time save things would move forward for them. He's definitely not opposed to the idea – especially since he's the one who brings it up with Tifa later and she's pretty embarrassed at the reminder. The confusion from before could be because he thought she wasn't serious, but looking her dead in the eye – this is why eye contact matters – he sees she's serious. She wants him to be her hero. She wants to see him again and even offers a get out clause by saying “just once.” He doesn't have to do it forever or whenever she wants, just once. So, she can have hope she'll see him again some day.

And now we're back with the big idiot, who squeezes his eyes shut as he remembers Tifa in the bar earlier saying she feels trapped. Guilt likely pinches. Maybe he wonders if this was a hint she wanted his help – I'm wavering on this because she does say later she didn't expect this kind of thing when she asked for his promise – but if we go by choice of words alone it's leading. Then again, bby Tifa uses the word trapped, so it could just be a word that she feels comfortable using to describe her feelings. How we speak is made up of specific words we go to that feel right when we say them. It's just one of those things and why not everyone speaks the same even when they're from the same region or you have friend groups where you speak one way and other groups where you speak another.

From the dev pov I'm assuming it's meant to be a callback to the promise, but I wouldn't put it on Tifa doing it purposely to encourage Cloud to help her. If that makes sense.

And we close off with Cloud clenching his fist and resolving to help Tifa. To keep his promise.

At no point do we have confirmation from Tifa that the reason she asked Cloud to make a promise was to get a favour off him.

Conclusion

This is actually a very tragic scene from Tifa's pov. I've seen some people say this is because she's a young girl acting like a fairy princess, but I can't marry that idea with the gritty themes FF7 portrayed, and Remake does still hit those notes. Tifa is a young girl who had her romantic hopes dashed and she's looking for some kind of consolation from the boy she likes. He's leaving her. They're all leaving her. She'll be alone. She just wants hope that she'll see him again.

Is it manipulative? Yeah, ok, if that's how you see it. She's thirteen. Did I mention that? I'll say it again. She's thirteen, and one of the last people her age in town. Soon, she's gonna be the only one her age. She's lonely and doesn't want to lose everyone in her life. If you say that's manipulative by asking her crush make a promise so she can have hope she'd see him again, then go off I guess.

And let's touch on hope. Tifa is someone who has a lot of enduring hope – this is why I initially linked the ask to the resolution scene because the theme of hope runs through both. Tifa gets knocked down a lot. She's almost died several times, lost people close to her when they left town, lost Cloud when he left and still found a way to go on. She was never a damsel or trying to be one. She's wearing a cute dress because Cloud asked her out. She thought it was a date. Or she wanted it to be. And since when does wearing a dress make someone a weakling? Or does it only apply to Tifa because convenience?

After Cloud leaves, Tifa begins training every day. She learns from a master and develops her skills until she's at the peak. I mean, you've seen her fight. She kicks all the ass.

She wasn't sitting around like a damsel waiting for an opportunity for Cloud to come and save her. She got on with her life. She was happy at times, sad others. It was normal. She missed Cloud, I know that much from CC. She dressed up – again – hoping he'd be part of the group inspecting the reactor. She was disappointed when he wasn't there.

The promise between them wasn't about furthering a childhood romance or making Tifa someone Cloud couldn't get over. Neither of them was aware the other had feelings. It was awkward mutual oblivious crushing that clearly carried on for another two years until Cloud showed up with Zack, but didn't appear before Tifa because he’s that kind of idiot.

And what happened during the trip? Well, a lot of stuff, but the thing I know about is Sephiroth went batshit cray cray and slaughtered everyone in the town and then burnt it to the ground. He nearly killed Tifa. Cloud was there and that's what we see in his headache flashes about “I let you down again”.

He carries a lot of guilt about not being Tifa's hero, which is why he tries so hard to protect her. He made a promise to her that part of him believes he hasn't kept, but if it wasn't for him, she'd be dead. Again. He did save her. And he keeps on saving her. Not because of the debt of a promise but because he wants to be her hero. The real Cloud that's hidden deep within him, the one that made the original promise, the one that almost died saving her and got stuffed in a mako chamber for years until Zack rescued him, that Cloud wants to be Tifa's hero.

That's why after he recalls this moment – and it's one of the ones where he doesn't have a headache at all (just thought I'd mention that because certain people go on about how a specific scene is all Cloud not headachey Cloud whatever) – that he becomes focused on helping Tifa. He opens up both to her and others – check the camaraderie with the trio after the mission and him offering to walk Wedge home. 

This recollection of a promise is the first step for the real Cloud to finding his way back. That's why it anchors his development and that's why his and Tifa's relationship will never be less than something deep and meaningful.

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Chapter 267: Flame

So there isn’t as much to break down in this chapter when compared to last chapter, but there are still a few things that I want to break down:

1: Hori is a fucking tease and I both hate him and love him at the same time. This IS the Todoroki Touya confirmation, or at least the beginning of it. Why the hell would he black out Dabi revealing his name to Hawks if it wasn’t? That plus Hawks’ reaction just makes it solid for me. That is the exact reaction one would have if they found out that the villain they had been interacting with for the last however many months was the son of the #1 hero and the hero that you had looked up to for your entire life. Hawks looks both surprised and then broken. Not even to mention Dabi’s rant about how he is “The ultimate manifestation of Stain’s will” And we know that Stain’s will is to “cleanse society of false heroes.” Something that Todorioki Touya would be a perfect poster child for, that is if all our theories are true. In the eyes of Stain, Endeavor is the most undeserving of being a hero and Dabi is the poster-child for it. 

2: I honestly still sympathize with Hawks. Yes, he was completely wrong to kill Twice (something I’ll go more into in my next point) but seeing him again in a flash back to when he was taken into the commission just makes my heart break for him. What kind of monster tells a child to “say goodbye to [your] name starting today”? They stripped him of a name and then stripped him of a life. He was a child who was taught to fight the moment his quirk was shown to be powerful. How just cruel is that? I have said it before and I’ll say it again: Hawks is a child solider. He never got to make his own decisions in life, they were all made for him without any input from him. And he went along with it because he thought that it was the right thing to do, that if he did the things he was told to do then he could become a great hero just like Endeavor. But here he is, burnt and bloodied, and it’s just been revealed to him that the man he looked up to for so long, actually was so horrible to his children that one went out to become one of the most feared Villains in Japan. His world is crumbling and he doesn’t know who he is anymore.

3: So, Twice is confirmed to be dead. That, hurts. A lot. But I guess it shows that in this world no one is safe, not even the villains that we all grow attached to. As sad as I am about his death, I have to think about the positives: He died proud of what he was doing and with people like Toga who genuinely cared and loved him. He died protecting what he believed in and knowing that he was a real person and that even Hawks who was there to kill him couldn’t take that away. I’m glad that Hori gave him semi proper closure, even though it still hurts like a bitch. However, as we see with Dabi, Twice’s death is going to hit the original League members hard. Poor Toga just lost her best friend, and if I don’t see her go off the walls with anger I’m gonna riot. 

Anyway, that’s all for this chapter. I’m still processing it all but luckily for me we have a week off! Yay! Next chapter will be in 2 weeks so we have time to digest this along with the Dabi fight in the anime. If Dabi isn’t properly revealed to be Touya imma eat my fucking hat I swear. 

Thanks for listening to my ramblings, see you tomorrow for screenshots from this weeks episode!

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