#imagine arguing with a youtube poop of yourself

[contest-winning-pest]

And so, Steven grumbled in his room, once again arguing with Lustre.

Lustre was clearly winning the argument purely by playing Steven's own words back to him. {"They won't be able to do anything with the orbs."} there was a sound, as if rewinding a tape with the reading head still in place. {"They won't be able to do anything with the orbs."} There's another sound of rewinding, and then, at half speed,

{"T h e y w o n ' t b e a b l e t o d o a n y t h i n g w i t h t h e o r b s."}

"Yes. Okay. I made a mistake."

{"Well! This weather is lovely! It's so sunny and bright,"}

"Oh, for--"

{"We'll assign Sidney to infiltrate the Aqua base in Lilycove. Phoebe, delay them as long as you can at Mt. Pyre."}

"Are you saying we should have been in Lilycove?"

This time, it's Winona's voice on playback. {"The winds blow to Sootopolis and Lavaridge."} and then Sidney's. {"Yeah. Aqua's definitely here, and in force. I can't get a good handle on what they're planning, they aren't recruiting."}

{"T h e w i n d s b l o w t o S o o t o p o l i s a n d L a v a r i d g e."}

"Okay, okay, I get it! ... What do I do now?"

Back to Steven's voice. {"What's the weather report?"}

"-- The Institute? Why?"

{"W h a t ' s t h e w e a t h e r r e p o r t?"}

"... Someone else can do that to find where the super-ancient pokemon are and keep us updated. ... Then... I should go to Lilycove myself."

{"Metagross are my favorite. They're like a supercomputer, all by themselves!"}

"You're not the only one who can calculate where the weather's the worst, Lustre."

{"Apologize to" "Wallace <3" "It's demeaning." "... and hope they let us help."}

"Wallace!? But it's Lavaridge that's in trouble!"

Flannery's voice. {"This is a matter for the Vulcani."} Wallace's voice. {"If you're not even going to listen, why am I here!?"} {"The winds blow to S o o t o p o l i s"}

"You can stop remixing everyone's words now, thank you."

Steven's voice. {"Drake" "Delay them as long as you can." "We're after one thing:" "The lion's head!"}

"... Look, I can't be in two places at once. I can either apologize to Wallace, or I can break into Lilycove. Pick one."

Wattson's voice, from a historic recording on Sea Mauville, with fire in his voice: {"And what's the Corporation got?! A bunch of scrap metal that's fucking useless without us running it!"}

"Wait... You surely don't mean--"

Still Wattson: {"But to the Corporation, what matters is the ship!" "Who cares about the men?" "It's about how they value" "The Ship!"}

"That's why Drake is here."

{"Protecting" "A bunch of scrap metal" "I say, we scuttle" "The Ship!"}

Steven sighs. "Drake isn't a member of the Elite Four for nothing. I have confidence in his abilities."

Back to Steven, more insistently. {"Phoebe lost" "Mt. Pyre" "and" "The orbs."}

"Drake isn't alone this time, and we already know where Team Magma is. Only Team Aqua wants the submarine."

{"Order" "Drake" "to" "scuttle" "the submarine." "if necessary." "Better" "to" "deny it to the enemy." Wattson again: "Ships can and will be refloated! Ships are expensive! But men, ah, men are cheap! Men, you just get a replacement, is that it?"}

"We need that sub as it is!" Steven protests. "You know why! You even suggested we build it!"

Steven's voice. {"So you'd rather the children do it!?"}

Steven winces. "… No. You're right. I'll relay the orders."

It was at that moment that all hell broke loose.

#pokeblogging #pokemon rp #pkmn irl #imagine arguing with a youtube poop of yourself #this is steven's life #Story Post

[chainsmokespens]

Orchard, 21.03.21: Vitamin Z

Vitamin Z

This week I was reminded of why I started this course of changes. I don’t know how appropriate it is to refer to someone as your muse today, but I knew regardless. It’s like an adrenaline shot to the heart, one of those cinematic, dramatic ones that snaps you out of the in-and-out, humdrum, mundane world around you and pulls you, heart-first, back into why you started what you were doing.

I probably won’t meet her again. I’m sure that ship is at a nicer dock perched on a virtuous coastline and carved out of six-pack abs. But, I’m grateful.

It’s easy to find the flaws in someone who rejected you. In her case, I couldn’t find any. She was just right to turn me down.

I missed her. I miss her. But there’s wonderful women everywhere. And I’ll take to heart the changes I need to make so that I don’t miss the next her that crosses my path.

 Budget

In the spirit of that, I sat down to figure out my budget for the next year. And it’s looking surprisingly optimistic.

My goal is to move up to Syracuse. With my financials figured out, I just need to not lose my job and I should be able to make it my next June.

Needless to say, I was happy to learn that.

 Facebook Writers

What I wasn’t so happy about is the series of Facebook groups I’ve joined. As you can tell, writing personal things isn’t really my strong suit. Certainly not in situations like this, where I’m making myself do it. But, considering that I am one writer out of hundreds of millions in the world, I imagined it be nice to acquaint myself with some people. Marketing for writers isn’t easy, after all. Especially when you’re not named.

But the communities are all pretty…vitriolic.

A man asked which of two covers worked better for his book. Being a group of writers, he received dozens of detailed responses. Answers wherein the speaker was more interested in showing off their understanding of literary and publishing nuances than actually answering the questions.

My response: “Number 1.”

A woman made a detailed list of the stereotypes applied when male writers write sexually active males against how they write sexually active females. Of course, the problem was these were stereotypes in writing. “Men who sleep around are great! But women who sleep around are sluts!” “Men who aren’t interested in sex are focused, driven by success in life! Women who aren’t interested in sex are lesbians!”

She applied this long list of writing faux pas on the shoulders of male writers. And this led to more arguing.

People post clips of their book as they’re writing it. A commenter tells them to use more commas and write shorter sentences. A poster volunteers themselves to give out their opinion, making sure to note that they’ve run a blog for the last ten years, so you know their word has value.

A Facebook certified “Conversation Starter” describes The Face by Dean Koontz as “tiresome, tedious, ostentatious” with “florid prose and so many extended metaphors”. This followed by a flood of comments about how much Dean Koontz sucks and questions of how he got so popular.

I’ve never read Dean Koontz, but I’ve heard of him. I don’t recognize any of these people by face or name.

Crabs in a barrel. There’s no success too small for these people to put down. There’s no templar too noble for them to not shit on. There’s a million complex, pretentious, “it depends”, pseudointellectual answers to simple questions like, “Does the blue cover or black cover look better?”

I’m happy I didn’t go to college to write. I can’t imagine what it’d be like to some out this exhausting.

It feels like people don’t understand that there’s success to be had for everybody when it comes to writing. There’s not always fame and critical success. Or an interview tour or a movie deal. Or a place in a high school text book or pop mythology. Or billions of dollars in the bank and vacations to hunt sharks with a shotgun.

But success is available to everyone. Appearance may vary.

I don’t know if I’ll stay in these groups. Or if a non-collegiate writer like me would be expunged. But I take peace in the knowledge that if I ever want to know what type of writer I don’t want to be I can just open up Facebook, click on the group, scroll half a page down, and find some example of how not to pursue this career.

 In the Name of Love for Shaman King

I should also make it clear that I’m going to forego the Shaman King breakdown I intended to write. I have enough distractions from what it is I need to do.

I’m disappointed twice over. First, I don’t have the ability to pick up a new discipline and edit a video together. Maybe if I were more patient or observant, but I’m just not there yet. Secondly, I let the new viewers, the ones who get legitimately excited to experience something I used to love, who craft theories and breakdown themes, get to me.

My love of Shaman King inspired me as an artist and a writer. And while I put down my colored pencils nearly a decade ago now, I still write. And I still carry those themes of spirituality and optimism into the stories I craft.

And that’s the best way for me to present my love. Through my actual work. Through what actually inspires me. Through patience. And not a six-hour list of things I love about the series.

And that wasn’t a jab at legitimate reviewers. That was the plan.

 Mom

Also, I was given a mattress by my mom this week.

Family’s a weird point for me. I don’t know if I’m ready to get into that, but I feel that I need to do a better job as someone who owes his existence to other people. I forgot who it was, but someone once said that there are two types of parents. You can be a role model or you can be a cautionary tale.

 Coworkers

I’m in a good place with my coworkers, too.

The front-of-house is mostly college-aged—closer to my age than most of back-of-house—and their optimistic look on life keeps me grounded in positivity as well.

I didn’t work in too many kitchens after culinary school, but they could definitely get rough. It’s nice to be able to enjoy your work.

 Commitment to Making Flash Fiction as Flash Fiction

I needed to reassure myself in my commitment to writing flash fiction.

I made an assurance to edit one of the stories when I posted it to Reddit a few days ago. It didn’t take me long to realize I shouldn’t have done that. Flash fiction is the nice decompressing poop that you take in the morning before you begin the stuff you legitimately work on. And if it’s nice enough you may even be compelled to mold that poop into a decent short.

I got myself caught up. I was afraid that, having posted many of these low-quality poops online, people would begin to judge me as nothing more than a poop writer. And when it came time to actually try to get people to read my web serial, they’d be like, “I don’t care if it’s free. You’re a poop writer. I can’t waste my time with you.”

Yahtzee Croshaw does a series called “Dev Diary” on YouTube, where he breaks down the process of making indie video games. In one of them he talked about how perfectionism sinks in. How it’s tempting to keep your work to yourself, to keep it from being judged so that others may not, by extension, judge you. He said he had to remember that he was not his work.

And I suppose I have to do the same. I’m not a hobbyist with a single story that I’m convinced will put my name on the map. I’m a writer with dozens of different ideas and could get excited about a dozen new ones in the next week.

Boxing matches are won by throwing many small punches, not throwing one with all of your bodyweight and hoping it’s a hit.

 A Non-Racist Uber Driver

I had a race-related discussion with an Uber driver.

It was nice.

 Pre-College Memories

I reflected on my lackadaisical approach when it came to applying for college. I was short tempered and impatient and ignorant.

It’s thanks to Vitamin Z that I realized I don’t have to actually go back to school to do what I need to do.

But the effort I need to put forward will be monumental nonetheless.

I told you I’d come back more positive.

#blog #love #Shaman King #writing #flashfiction

[cleaduvalls]

i watched “spy kids 2″ twice in one week and here are my thoughts

she wasn’t the president’s daughter in the last one

im not sure the ride would let you go up without the key

nice hats

i want those…. things

i think you can tell who they are????? without 7 layers of zoom glasses???

a child….. can tell the president…… what to do????? great idea OSS

i miss floop 😔

God i hate the giggles…. giggleses? giggles’s???? whatever i hate them

since when can carmen hack

what does ralph stand for. the subtitles have letters but i dont think its ever touched upon

and i OOP-

“infolink” dont you mean a private email server

yes carmen he has a weird laugh get over it

at least SOME of the kids are gonna say yes to champagne

why does juni know ballet

great job felix

HEY FELIX IS BACK

he saw the text change. he saw the electric shock. why did he not say something. he clearly knows

thats nepotism, my friends

oh look they have all died

get wrecked magnet dudes

OH!!!!!! HELICOPTOR HAIR!!!!!

i dont think a magnet strapped to your head is enough to keep you attached to a ship

in a state of chaos while the spy kids are PROTECTING YOU, why would you get mad when a spy kid, WHO IS PROTECTING YOU takes something TO PROTECT IT

floops fooglies!!

since when do they have a treehouse

“retirement” you’re EIGHT

ok hes TEN but SAME DIFFERENCE

wait thats illegal

ukata? dont you mean utica? i keep calling it utica in my head

i think someones gonna see you, ralph

why was the ukata assignment metioned BEFORE the transmooker was taken if its centered around the stolen transmooker?????

JUNI!! AGAIN!!! HOW CAN YOU DO THAT

machete!!!

it has 2 watch bands. i hate it

where did juni get a rubber band machete elastic wonder????????? he only gave it to carmen 

yeah sure “accidentally”

“im not your uncle” youre a close family friend and they told their kids to call you their uncle. therefore youre their uncle. deal

garys face is so stretched on the window. if i had a crush on him i would stop right then and there

I T S  F L O O P!!!!!!!!!!! love that dude

his hair!!! its gone!!!! :((((((

his tailcoat is like…… sticking out

why is minions voice back to normal

i miss floop again😔😔😔 

WHATS A REBREATHER

ig its another breathing think but you dont need oxygen tanks??? i would like one please

imagine if youtubers did the inflate-a-suit challenge. thatd be wack

“oh great. im fat” i feel that every day my dude consider yourself lucky

those camels weren’t there 3 seconds ago

ooooh nice desk toy. i want it

no donnagon youre gonna kill them

wow great job ingrid

the mustache is back!!!!!

oooh nice sleeves ingrid

yeah carmen that was junis fault

oh no your gadgets dont work. the horror

those stairs are dumb

that was a good shelter!!!!!! h*ck you carmen

wow. a rock

oh my God giggleses take a shower

SEE THATS WHY WE SHOWER AFTER FALLING IN CAMEL POOP

ok so maybe broken gadgets arent great

oh no they died

so when did the time skip happen

stop yelling

is that steve buscemi

“nice to meet you, tired and hungry” spoken like a true dad

hahaha monkeys in a barrel. i have some of those

yeah “accidentally” alright buscemi watever

oh we’ve seen em. they’re all puns

except slizzards. those are dumb

oh no he died

“do you think God stays up in heaven because He too live in fear of what Hes created?” yes he does. we’re gross

“whats the difference” nothing really

diy dental work seems like a bad idea

you get captured every movie step up

wait nvm its just the in laws. whatever same difference

ooh nice pen buscemi

i want one of those scooters

nvm i want a slizzard they’re not that dumb

how did she get a heart-shaped tv screen

awwwwww, she likes juni!!!!

yeah!!!!! hold your ground greg!!!!!

wait why is juni white, his moms at least half hispanic and his dad is like all hispanic

“a big sacrifice” youll see them in like 2 days chill

i like the noise when the chips go offline

the inlaws are so passive aggressive im living for it

you got the map wet. great job

actually yes there are lving skeletons. theyre just covered in meat

jUNI NO

oops

thats how you know you messed up

carmen died it think. i looked away and i dont wanna rewind

oh shes not dead nvm

awww juni made a friend!!!!

hes not a centaur hes not a horse

oh no the spider died

H*CK YEAH CARMEN

ITS THE RETURN OF SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS

ew donnagons giggling

“i have no idea” me too buscemi, me too

youre not funny, donnagon

GREAT JOB CARMEN

why are the rubber bands so tubular and plastic-y and shiny. i hate it

hhahaha spork

thats not how rubber bands work

nice tent

r u n doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

F E L I X  N O

what DO those things do???? theyre clearly not just heavy

yeah you can argue with that youre just a COWARD

dont!!! announce your moves!!!!!! he can hear!!!!!

THIS IS RATED PG INGRID

again????? how has he not been fired

YEAH ROMERO!!!!!!

YEAH ALEXANDRA!!!!!!

oh he did get fired

ew garys gross

gertis chill tho

:D YAY GREG!!!!!!

jUNI NO

yeah alright whatever juni

WELL YOU DONT HAVE IT A N Y M O R E

bye buscemi!!!!!!! you should date floop

ralph!!!

OH!!!!!!!! I HAVENT SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!!!

HEY SHE STOLE FLOOPS SONG D:

i still miss floop 😔😔😔 love that dude

wait it was never called the island of lost dreams. it has nothing to do with lost dreams. just an island

#spy kids #spy kids 2 #spy kids spoilers #spy kids 2 spoilers #spoilers #juni cortez #carmen cortez #gergorio cortez #fegan floop #gary giggles #gerti giggles

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3 Controversial Ways to Increase Your Facebook Live Conversions

Do you stink at pooping?

No, seriously!

Not only is this a physiologically valid question (as you’ll soon learn), but it’s also the subject of a massively successful viral advertisement that generated over $15 million in sales back in 2015 alone.

Here’s the story…

The “Squatty Potty” company, makers of a toilet accessory for improving your “number two” posture, needed to get creative when promoting their product, which helps users achieve more satisfying results on a properly-equipped porcelain throne.

Funded largely through an appearance on Shark Tank, the bootstrapped company approached the Harmon Brothers’ advertising agency to produce a lighthearted and informative sales video for the “Internet era.”

It’s futile to describe; just take a look…

Whether you find it funny or in poor taste, you can’t argue with the results this puerile toilet humor produced.

According to numbers reported by Adweek, this campaign…

Garnered over 66 million views on Facebook and YouTube (in 4 months) Went certifiably viral (with 75% organic viewership) Kept 70% of viewers watching all the way to the end of the video Boosted online sales 600% and retail sales 400%

That’s a smashing success by any reckoning!

And it goes to show how the Internet’s truly the “wild west” of advertising.

In contrast, let’s take a look at another scatologically-oriented ad spot…

This one’s from one of America’s iconic, yet recently fallen-on-hard-times retailers…

This non-stop series of double entendres also went viral, piling up tens-of-millions of views.

However, the response wasn’t terribly welcoming or amused.

In fact, lots of consumers were offended and the evening news ran stories like, “has Kmart gone too far?”

Unfortunately sales dropped that quarter and they pulled the video from their social media channels.

And Kmart wasn’t doing too well to start with, if you recall.

So what’s the difference between Squatty Potty’s and Kmart’s ads?

Well, not much—from one perspective.

After all, they’re both humorous, controversial, and performed well with the Millennial crowd.

But, from a brand standpoint…

Kmart’s a family-oriented storefront, so as you can imagine, “ship my pants” was found offensive by much of their community-minded demographic.

Thus, Kmart experienced media fallout and hate mail from consumers from attempting this type of “edgy” marketing.

Squatty Potty, on the other hand, is obviously more congruent with toilet humor.

Obviously, offbeat ads work for offbeat products (which appeal to offbeat consumers).

This congruency, in “advertising vernacular,” is called a message to market match.

And this is critical for your marketing efforts.

In a moment we’ll discuss 3 methods to appropriately use controversy to build trust and rapport, and dramatically increase your conversions—especially on a live presentation, such as Facebook Live.

But first…

Let’s talk about how NOT to use controversy

Because it can, obviously, soil your reputation.

Looking at you, Kmart

Okay, so question: does the idea of delivering your latest comedic routine at open mic night excite you?

For most people, the answer is absolutely not!

Because even though Squatty Potty pulled it off like a champ, humor isn’t easy.

When executed well, it’s a great rapport builder, which can make you “hip” and relatable.

But if you miss the mark, it’s death to your sales.

There’s no quicker way to alienate your audience than an off-color joke that doesn’t land, so I’d recommend staying away from being controversial via humor, especially risqué humor.

So yeah, I did start this post with two ad examples I don’t want you to follow, but what can I say, we’re not in the business of exchanging a few laughs for attention and dollars.

There are a few other controversial topics we want to avoid, but we’ll get to those later.

First let’s dive into some recommended methods of ruffling a few feathers!

Your goal is to interrupt and agitate your audience

It’s no secret that controversy captures attention.

It’s unexpected.

Much like the iconic “record scratch” sound effect, a little controversy shatters the monotony of a regularly-scheduled routine, and perks folks’ ears right up.

And here’s the sales secret to keep in mind…

Being lukewarm does not rouse people into action!

If you’re too “milk toasty,” you’re just going to create indifference.

That’s bad.

Because people will tune you out without a second thought, whether you’re marketing on the Internet or through offline methods.

Not good.

Because you know what makes people take action?

EMOTION.

So if you want action…

Then you’ve got to “stir the pot” a bit…

And make your audience actually FEEL something.

A bit of controversy is great for creating such emotional tension.

I mean, think about it, what controversial topic doesn’t get folks all hot n’ bothered?

Think about it…

Whether it’s politics, economics, religion, bioethics, or Jar Jar Binks…

Every thinking person’s got strong opinions!

Okay, so to recap the process of inspiring action right quick…

First you capture attention Then you agitate the emotions of your audience

That’s what controversy has to offer when you’re marketing on the Internet.

How to increase Facebook Live conversions through controversy…

If you’re reading this, then you already know that there’s no quicker way to connect with your audience and get them to take action than going live on their News Feed.

So let’s dive into 3 ways to employ controversy to increase attendance, capture attention, and seriously boost your conversions.

These are all proven strategies, which minimize risks and maximize rewards of agitating your audience, while being relatively “safe” bets.

Let’s begin with…

A “damaging admission” is pretty broad and can take a couple of different forms.

Here are two of my favorites…

a.) You can admit something “negative”

I’ve seen many marketers say things like…

If I’m honest, I used to build my business for selfish reasons, but now I want to help people.

This builds credibility and trust, all in one.

After all, who doesn’t love a good redemption narrative?

This can also take the form of being vulnerable and admitting something you’ve done wrong…

When I first started, I used to spam the heck out of everyone on Facebook, but now I know better.

If you want your audience to feel something, you should go first.

Another tactic is this…

b.) You can be brutally honest about the shortcomings of whatever you’re promoting

Now, this might seem like a great way to shoot yourself in the foot.

But such honesty creates a ton of trust because you’re openly expressing the “negative” about what your offer cannot do.

This can be cleverly positioned, too.

This isn’t for everyone!

Don’t you want to know more when you see a statement like that?

Now, you can close the loop like this…

Hey, if you’re looking for some get-rich-quick scheme where you sit on the couch and do nothing, this isn’t for you. You actually have to work to be successful with our products and services. But if you’re willing to put in the time and invest in yourself, then you can achieve x, y, and z.

Works like a charm!

Moving on…

Here’s a window into human nature…

Pretty much everyone is convinced they’re being lied to.

This is natural.

It’s likely a product of the increasing level of of specialization in society—as it’s really hard to know everything about the modern world.

There’s a ton of knowledge that’s inaccessible to you, me, and everyone else.

Therefore doctors are lying to you, lawyers are lying to you, scientists are lying to you, politicians most certainly are lying to you, the news is lying to you, Google and Facebook are spying on you, etc., etc.

And look, I’m not here to debate who is and isn’t actually lying to you.

(Except in the case of politicians.)

In almost every instance above, we’ll never know all the facts about what’s what.

(Except in the case of politicians.)

After all, we’re not hanging around the Oval Office, or sitting at the CEO of Monsanto’s desk, or invited to private UN meetings, or sitting in at the World Economic Forum, etc., so who knows what’s really going on, right?

You get the idea.

Now here’s how you use these suspicions to your advantage…

Remember Kevin Trudeau?

How about his iconic series of infomercials…

Natural Cures “They” Don’t Want You to Know About The Weight Loss Cure “They” Don’t Want You to Know About Debt Cures “They” Don’t Want You to Know About

Regardless of your opinion of the man or the products (which aren’t our concern here)…

Those are KILLER titles with an amazing marketing angle, because they plays on these fears.

If you’ve been around the networking space even longer, you might recall the classic presentation…

Dead Doctors Don’t Lie

It similarly achieved “cult” status back in the days of cassette tapes, using the exact same formula…

You’re being lied to It’s not your fault Here’s what you’re not being told Now buy my sh*t! ;-)

So you can easily piggyback on this idea by confirming your audience’s suspicions that they are somehow being “lied” to.

Here are a few example titles from our blog…

What To Do When Your Upline Doesn’t Want You to Use the Internet to Build Why Company Leaders are Secretly Using the Internet to Prospect & Recruit, While Telling Their Downline to Keep It “Old School” Is It Ok to “Steal” Someone Else’s Downline?

This type of content could easily be adapted into a Facebook Live.

I mean, don’t you want to learn more when you read those titles?

Attacking the “old school” has a long history in attraction marketing, because it works.

Just keep it classy.

And whatever you do, don’t name names (as there are legal repercussions).

Finally…

This one’s easy and effective.

It creates a pattern interrupt and makes folks pay attention.

And you can do it with just about anything.

Here’s an example:

You probably think that getting traffic is hard. Well, guess what, it isn’t. In fact, if you give me 4 minutes to explain, I’ll show you how to get traffic today! It’s so easy your grandma could do it.

Make sense?

Now, let’s do the converse:

You’ve probably heard from some “guru” trying to sell you something that getting traffic is easy. Well, guess what, I’m here to tell you it’s NOT. First of all, you’ve got to know how to find a responsive audience. Secondly, you’ve got to know how to write compelling ad-copy. And thirdly, you’ve got to suffer through the learning curve of whatever traffic platform you choose. You know what all that adds up to? A giant headache. So instead…

See how that works?

Both of my statements are true—from a certain perspective—yet they are contradictory.

You can use this technique with anything.

Any market.

Any niche.

In fact, a brainstorming exercise is write out a list of commonly-held beliefs in one column, and how you intended to “spin” them in the other.

So what has your audience heard over and over?

It’s “sharing not selling” Everyone is your prospect It’s a ground floor opportunity Anyone and everyone can do this It practically sells itself This is the greatest product ever You just need more belief You’re in business for yourself, but not by yourself

Easily skewered, right?

Okay, so quick recap…

Here are the 3 controversial ways to capture attention and increase your Facebook Live conversions…

Make a damaging admission Confirm your audience’s suspicions Contradict commonly-held beliefs

Those should get you stirring up some controversy, so you can get your prospects to reach out to learn more.

Because that’s what this is all about, right?

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It’s a big topic, after all.

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