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"Why are you so desperate to prove you're a better trainer than me, anyway?" Kerry asked. Even her normal team had been a 3-0 lopsided slaughter.

"... Not your better, your equal," Brendan said. "I thought I was getting closer because we'd both managed to get in the Novice Cup, but... Man."

There was a long pause.

"Maybe I oughta give up being a pro for field research, huh?"

"No," Kerry said. "Or rather-- do you like doing field missions?"

"It's... Complicated. I've learned a lot! But... I miss my school friends, you know...?"

#associations: mysticism; spirit pacts; overwhelming force; working through emotional issues

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"Oh? You didn't even get the chance to face either of us, but I'm pretty sure we both had convincing wins over people who beat you. Are you saying you've gotten stronger since two days ago? Really?"

"Not that! I wanna go up against Angel!"

Kerry looked at Angel, and they looked each other dead in the eyes for a few seconds. She looked at Brendan. "Sorry, Brendan, Angel's said no. You can face my normal team, but Angel only fights when he wants."

"... What if I told you I could defeat him without any Pokemon?"

"Then I'd call you a reckless jerk."

#associations: clean water; ingenious solutions; engineering; Sinnoh and its history

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"Finally! A trip to Lilycove like we--"

"KERRY!"

God.

DAMN IT

"... Brendan." Kerry turned, letting her scarf blow dramatically in the sea breeze, and nearly hit her face.

"You owe me a battle! We never got a chance during the Novice Cup."

"Well. I suppose a Champion takes on all comers."

~ ~ ~ The old woman stepped into the judges' deliberations, the Mamoswine behind her looking just as irritated as she was. Her thick jacket, unsuited for the weather, was tied about her waist. "What's this I hear about you not allowing Wardens?"

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#Yes. However I can't buy alcohol and i'm not sure I have the purity for it in any case

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Something something orbital mechanics, I'm sure.

This soon!

No, its fine, its just a rocket launch. No mention of a meteor shower or Litleoids or tickets or anything like that. Probably unrelated.

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THe Litleonids?

That's a yearly meteor shower in November.

This soon!

No, its fine, its just a rocket launch. No mention of a meteor shower or Litleoids or tickets or anything like that. Probably unrelated.

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[Photo ID: An NB-4 "Clefable" rocket, being readied for launch in the next few days. People are hard at work assembling it. Welding arcs flare, giving everything an everexposed look.]

... Hm. Maybe we can be here for that launch! They're going to send some probes to the Moon.

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On the one hand I feel you

on the other hand

Now I wanna fight something.

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"You know someone's going to challenge you, right?" Wallace said.

"... I know. There's too much that's gone wrong and I've been in all the wrong places."

Cray spoke up. "[I] [Told] [you] [so]."

"I take it you immediately investigated Fallarbor as soon as Wally selected it."

"Yes. Partial crop failure. But while I get that logjam fixed, everything else is going unexamined..."

"You have other people, Steven. The Novice Cup is over. They all have an expertise, including myself. So much of this doesn't require a Champion."

".... I need to fire Birch."

"As Head of Ecology?"

"Yes. he can still do field work and science communication but his tendency to work on his own is--"

Wallace smirked.

"Quiet."

#story post #pokemon rp #pkmn irl #pokeblogging

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The Cryptid Experience :tm:

🌸I suppose I have the benifit that I left on my journey the moment we moved to Hoenn and never got a chance to enroll, so nobody should recognize me.

🌸Oh who am I kidding they've got a TikTok equivalent here and I was hanging out with celebrities I'm probably all over the web at this point.

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"... So. You told the brat?"

"Yeah. She's going to take some time elsewhere-- she's not flying-- but she'll be here," Lisia said.

The old woman in the delinquent clothes grinned. "Fantastic. C'mon, Mountain. We got some Contests to win."

#story post #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #pokemon rp

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So that's why you're stealing your sister's?

👓Sooo... May gossip. Spill. I know you anonymus internet users know things.

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Remember, kids, rickrolling is fun, but it shows off a more important point: Don't follow random links!

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Once again I am victorious because people don't know how to hover a hyperlink

👓Sooo... May gossip. Spill. I know you anonymus internet users know things.

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as an anonymous internet user, I have collected a document of all the May gossip.

You can find it here.

👓Sooo... May gossip. Spill. I know you anonymus internet users know things.

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rote knowledge ain't everything and sometimes seeing things happen can equal learning.

👓Wait! This is perfect! Maybe you guys can tell me why my sister's been acting so weird ever since we got to Hoenn! And also why she keeps beating me at Pokemon Trivia even though I'm way smarter than her!

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you know given the OG kanto dex has only 8 MB of memory I'm okay with that.

That Nav survived direct contact with several gods, I don't think a knife is gonna cut it.