#im taking out the trash guys

[arminsumi]

Cws — "kissing", annoying cheeky mf Satoru, suggestive joke

Exchanging gum with Satoru just before class starts and the teacher calls you out for chewing gum, so you give Satoru a deadpan look and he stifles a cheeky laugh.

😳 let me elaborate on this idea...

Satoru loves chewing gum purposefully right next to your ear. The smacking saliva sounds and little teeth gnashing gets on your nerves, of course. He is well aware.

He does it until you can't ignore it any longer.

"Satoru stop right now or I will take your gum right out your mouth."

"Ooh kinky."

"Satoru."

"Do it then. I dare you to take the gum from my mouth, WIMP."

And he just touches his lips to yours and exchanges his gum with you. Your tongue lightly glides over his. You take the gum.

He's kinda frozen. That felt good.

"That was technically a kiss."

"That was not a kiss, Satoru."

"That was a kiss!"

"No, that was lip touching."

"No, that was a French kiss."

#🗑️ — trash #im taking out the trash guys #idk how to develop these ideas further but they deserve to be daydreamed about!! 😤 #gojo #gojo x reader #fluff #gojo satoru #gojou satoru x reader

[lesbaurinkos]

no one ask how packing is going. my mind is fraying

#also. okay i havent really been using tumblr as a diary during the worst of it that was all on my priv twitter but for the past two sems. #i have had just the WORST suitemate of all time lads. and unfortch im bad with confrontation so i just. cannot talk to her #but shes the WOOORST like always leaving her trash everywhere never taking the trash out HOTBOXING OUR BATHROOM FOR HOURS ON END #ASHING HER BLUNTS INTO THE TUB. LEAVING ASH EVERYWHEREEEEE. #NEVER TAKING THE TRASH OUT. ALWAYS USING MY PANS AND NOT WASHING THEM. CLASSIC BAD ROOMIE STUFF #and right now shes got a guy over and well hearing them outside my door is NOT helping matters out here </3 sob!

[warlordfelwinter]

me going to a job interview literally 5 minutes from my house: ok but i should leave 20 minutes early bc what if my car explodes and i have to run the rest of the way

#now i am just sitting in the parking lot stewing in anxiety #and I'm 90% sure one of the guys who will be interviewing me #is the one currently taking the trash out and giving me curious looks #bc im at the library 15 minutes before it opens just sitting in my car like a weirdo #personal #update i think it went... ok? #it was really awkward #like none of us wanted to be there talking to people #the interviewers were like me if i tried to give an interview

[soonhoonsol]

*deep sigh*

#personal #this depression episode is not going well #i'm trying to cheer myself up by being on tumblr and trying to be excited in the tags but i dont think it's working #and i ordered wingstop and the delivery is taking forever and it's stressing me out more #and i made a mistake at work yesterday and i feel like trash bc i hate making mistakes #and i think im just gonna go cry bye bye guys i hope everyone else is doing better

[permanentreverie]

the audacity of my father wanting to go out to dinner 💀

#actually i don’t know if im technically invited #but i for sure as hell NOT doing that fuck that #like he’s coming to ~hang out~ tomorrow i hate it hate it #ok technically he’s coming to drop off a hot water tank but my guy that does NOT take all day #planning to come mid morning and he suggested going out to dinner!? gross disgusting. #apparently hes going to like take the trash to the dump and take the dog out for a walk #gross disgusting making my skin crawl fuck this fuck him fuck everything #yeah you know it’s not like i’ve had MULTIPLE conversations with my mother and we’ve BOTH said how fucking weird it is him coming over to #fucking. walk the dog and do whatever he wants #like yeah i’m not having panic attacks when he comes over anymore which is an improvement i guess #but i fucking hate all of this i want to scream and cry and kill something #i want to get out i want to get out i want to GET OOOOUUUTTTTT #lindsay posts

[iron-sides]

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT MASSIVE FIGHT WITH CASSIE IF SHE IS LITERALLY GOING TO BE INVOLVED??????

#my thots #bee liveblogs! #:/// #cissie king jones are you trying to imply that you always planned to help so that cassie doesnt feel weird/bad #abt not being able to convince you or did you have that massive fight with her when you already planned to be involved #>:T i do not appreciate this cissie #guys ive been so productive i did my laundry #AND folded it and put it up so now im waiting for my earbuds to charge more so i can have music #to take trash out and do my dishes #<- i also showered. self care baby (literally pulling an all-nighter rn) #but still!! im feeling better :) #and ill feel more ready to have a guest today (!!!!!) when i take trash out and wash my dishes #which are really just. cups. but they need washed!! #yj 98 #💥

[biteapple]

awhile back my roommate stopped using the shared trashcan and started just putting bags and bags of trash in their room to fill up and take out later and was doing this for months and at the same time i stopped methodically cleaning everything in the house constantly cause i was the only one. cleaning always. so i cleaned just not Daily like he wanted me to. and exactly as these two things collided just. cockroaches everywhere. great.

#everyday i take out one cockroach at the very least #i mostly see the baby ones and those i will just kill sorry lil guys #but i just caught one that was laying an egg RIGHT in my fucking cats water dish #im glad i caught it before it laid it but like god damn #i really hope the new apartment (22 days!!!!) is cleaner than this place. depending on the neighbors and how old the building is #hopefully they dont have a bugs issue over there. hopefully i dont BRING one #for reference i would take out the trash like daily or every other day at the very least #he would load their shit up for MONTHS until she had a haul of bags they could bring to the dumpsters all at once #it sucks cause like b4 i moved in she used to just not do the dishes and do them as he needed to #which i also started doing and.... did not help with the bugs issue #Texas has different bugs than Jersey does. its weird cause the bugs here are larger which is kind of helpful #instead of having an infestation of lil bigs you get like a bunch of bigger bugs you can easily see and deal with. which i prefer #much more manageable

[capricores]

live action zoro 🛐

#as soon as i started watching opla i was like.. the guy playing zoro is a scorpio i know it. the vibes are there #and then i googled and he has my bday! mackenyu king ! #watching all their interviews and he rly is so scorpio its taking me out #everyone always trashes water sign men but i will always be their biggest fan! the most valid men besides taurus men #so i guess scorpio supremacy? i am now my sign's biggest fan #best friendship ended w pisces scorpio is my number one now ! #(just kidding i love u the most still @pisces) #luna.txt #had to let this out SORRY not astrology but opla zoro is making me feral #ive watched opla like four times now... pls #notastrology #i mean kind of astrology. maybe #im gonna try to finish the mercury post ive been half writing for a year today pray for me

[juleteinthrum]

Can you belIEVE ME. ZIM(a trauma holder) would have a fucking trauma response(im a trauma holder)?! UNFATHOMABLE (i carry the majority of the bodily trauma including emotional shit).

#im an idiot #mitten in headspace meeting with my family at the cabin like muttering betweenst each other “im worried about zim” #“i knowww hes been in front for a WHILE this shit doesnt happen” #“its gonna be just like October” “i knowww something must be building” and i enter the apartment from taking the trash out. #so i feel like i have enough privacy to actually enter innerworld and ask hey wtf guys what #and they all look at me like hey buddy. wide eyes. “you okay?” like yeah what the fuck is going on??? #and im like last time i fronted this long no one had any issues!! and they just kinda.“you know thats nOt true. there was so many” #and i just silence bc idk what to say bc they're right Nd im like. but im fine? isn't kiba the one???? and they're like yeah but. he direct #ly impacts u and everyone else bc were in 1 body and ur literally a trauma holder n u literally just described being triggered numbly #and im like psshhhhhh *goes and has a full body trauma meltdown shaking and hyperventilating and groaning incoherently bc it hurts and i can #t speak or breathe or think and they have to soothe me thru it* and then go back to what i was doing like huh. huh. hm. im. here for a purpo #im traumatized LMFAO and anyway im using this blog as it's supposed to finally #got a lottt done today im proud but goD my body did Not Like that #zims stink #actually plural #osdd #traumagenic #invader zim #fictive #vent #cptsd #trauma response

[loud-whistling-yes]

I've always hated that book

Ok but seriously, and I'm not joking, at this point I'm willing to just give this away for free to anyone who wants it. My god I hate this thing so much someone who plans to marry and have kids and own cars and doesn't hold an extremely long standing grudge on an ex friend please just take it this thing its so stupid and terrible but such a waste of paper if I threw it away

#vent art #i fucking guess??? #but seriously this book is the bane of my existence NO ONE I KNOW WANTS IT 😭😭😭 #SERIOUSLY GUYS ITS A GOOD BOOK PLEASE TAKE IT I DONT WANT IT PLEASE #IT PROBABLY COSTED LIKE 100 RINGGIT AND ITS HARDCOVER AND SHIT ID DIE INSIDE IF I THREW IT IN THE TRASH #someone who wants it i swear to god please #do me and you a favour and just grab it #for free #anyways if someone gives me another fucking diary for my birthday tomorrow im gonna smack them with this fucker #but tomorrows gonna be a good day #im gonna have so much fun #would be more poetic if i could. yknow. get this stupid book out of my life though. just saying.

[mieczyhale]

anyway as a fan of mcr who is also a big fan of badflower bc i'm not an idiot who takes everything at face value, can't understand satire or context, will judge a whole band off of one song im misunderstanding despite any proof i was wrong if you try to shit on badflower i'm stealing your fucking kneecaps

this isn't up for discussion or debate. you're losing your right to have kneecaps

#if they'd actually done something shitty or wrong then by all means call them out. im not gonna defend a band i love if they truly did bad #but this isn't that. the song is from the pov of a shitty guy but with callouts on how he's being shitty and creepy all the while he #clearly finds his thinking and behavior justified. there's a little back and forth at one point between a guy and a girl. its not how the #band actually fucking feels or thinks about women. like please use your brain #and look at literally any other song they've written. fukboi?? anti-fuckboy anthem - but maybe y'all would take that the wrong way too #despite the lyrics clearly being on the side of women. tethered?? they aren't on the guys side in that either. they call that shit what it #is. and they do it in either emotional or aggressive (or sometimes both) ways and just bc you dont Get It doesnt mean they're bad #these are genuinely good dudes who are passionate about a lot of sensitive subjects #and they don't deserve to be treated like trash #maison speaks

[colorfulplasma]

not me being jumpscare'd by a frickin bunny and dog on the same day-

#so I was walking home from school and this random dog comes out of nowhere behind me #Im fine guys it didn't hurt me in any way #And then I had to take the trash out and saw this bunny near it and didn't know if it was real or not #fun fact it was real #god damn #Textpost #Rambles #personal life #irl things

[caramelmochacrow]

brain got fucking fried as hell the fuck *insert image of a cat that looks so sickly*

#crow talks #cant. think.. so much info that is useful for what i needed but also most of it wasnt needed for what i needed #is this what college people feel like cramming in final touches on their thesis????? yuck. #im not ever doing that when if i ever go to college im gonna work on it like a good student #i managed to write two 3-5 sentenced paragraphs out of the needed 3. whauh. #i needed to find sources as well so i was speed reading and taking in info like it was a trash collect w trash #all three intersected so i was just in a fucking limbo bro #im kinda giving up. if the teacher asks why i didnt work on the last one i'll just tell her i started working on it yesterday bc i got busy #w math assignments. which is true btw (u guys saw me) #women's roles in the 1800s connected to colonialism and also the workning class wso i was just........ yueha #my brain just straight up crashed whilke i was taking in the information so im deciding to just give in. #if i suck i suck wahooo

[iicraft505]

i had a very autistic moment about the plastic bag i use to carry my work shoes in today

#iicraft505 #i fed (brought food out to) one of the foxes we have at work today #little guy had moved the gravel to blocking one of the doors in the cage so the pulley system didnt work #so i was using my shoe to move the gravel #youll never guess what was in the gravel! fox pee #and fun fact about foxes! they smell bad! though in moderation it's growing on me? #take that with a grain of salt though im the same nerd who had the smell of duck poop grow on them #anyways. i had peeed on gravel dust all over my shoes #they smelled like fox #put them in the bag because work shoes are only worn at work #come home. put shoes in bath tub and wash them. smell bad #*bag. it smells. put it in the garbage #go into my plastic bag drawer and see i have none like that one #take plastic bag out of the trash and wash it #anyway. washing my shoes is why theyre wet #anyway turns out im emotionally attached to that specific plastic bag #since it's remarkably durable and ive had it for so long

[gaystardykeco]

another email from my landlord that hasnt been inside my apartment in months telling me that i need to deep clean and get rid of trash wtf is this guy talking aboutl

#so cool to have no idea if he means like just take out my trash every week (which i do) #or if he means i need to clean deeper and make sure theres no clutter in my bedroom or smth #i just feel like if im not doing anything thats attracting pests or damaging the property its not his fucking business #it was a lot messier when i wasnt living alone for sure but i feel like now its decent? #idk i feel like ill tell him “yeah its all clean” and then hell come in and be like “wow u need to move out bc this is so nasty” #i just dont want to be forced to hire a $100+ cleaning person bc some guy that doesnt live here decided its gross #even tho there are no bugs/rats/pests or anything thats any of his fucking business #literally the only mess is some cat fur bc im bad with vacuuming and a bunch of clutter in my bedroom #but how does it hurt anyone if i have random notebooks and stuff in a pile on my floor bc i dont have space for them anywhere else

[freakurodani]

ive got two competing scripts for my next comic so im just gonna go on pintrest and find a pose a draw some boys, maybe

#AFTER!! I sneak garbage out of my room #im allergic (traumatized) to taking out trash while the world is awake #ive healed enough to make a sandwich while someon else is in the kitchen but! were still growing baby #(dropping some secret adri lore for you guys) (sorry) #conspiracy lvl: text