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fkmylif3 Β· 6 months
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ᐟᐟ π‘Šβ„Žπ‘’π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘£π‘’π‘Ÿ π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘Ÿπ‘’ 𝑖𝑠 π‘¦π‘œπ‘’ β€” β€” 𝐼 𝑀𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 π‘‘β„Žπ‘’π‘Ÿπ‘’ π‘‘π‘œπ‘œ. ᐟᐟ β–·β†Ί
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princessgorewhorexx Β· 5 months
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PLEASE WHAT IS THIS WHAT DID I MAKE LMFAO TAKE MY IPAD AWAY LIKE A TODDLER THAT DIDNT DO HER HOMEWORK IM JUST AONFHOIDHNFODNFOIED
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ultimate-cinephile Β· 5 months
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hey guys i am DESPERATELY hyperfixated on baldur's gate. its so bad that its going three months strong.
i am BEGGING, PLEADING EVEN, send in requests.
I will write anything except smut
I'll write for:
Astarion
Gale
Wyll
Rolan
Dammon
Zevlor
Halsin
Lae'zel
Karlach
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sharky-the-idiot Β· 2 months
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you guys I'm so fucking dead I just accidentally sent this to my MOM
AND SHE LEFT ME ON READ 😭😭😭😭 I'M SO COOKED EVEN WHEN I SCRAMBLED TO SEND WHAT I MEANT TO SEND
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candiid-caniine Β· 9 months
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so owner stayed home from work today and they decided to test just how far my inability to cum without their permission went and,,,, guys
it's bad. they played with my clit for like 10 minutes past when I first got to the edge and I was absolutely incoherent by the time they took mercy and allowed me to go over. there was this endless stream of please daddy please I don't know what you want, and they asked me what my instinct was telling me. I said I am not allowed to cum without permission, and then it turned into me realizing all over again that I *cant* anymore, and then it just turned into unintelligible whines and whimpers as the extent of my conditioning really sank in πŸ’•
I'm such a pathetic puppy that my whole ability to cum is surrendered to my owner. they could play with my clit for hours if they wanted, and I'd be on the edge the whole time. just a short session today nearly got me to cry, and any longer and I would've been sobbing.
I have a reasonable guarantee that longer sessions are in my future...that me on the edge for hours at a time, just suspended there, unable to go backwards or forwards, is part of the plan 😭
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leaskisses444 Β· 5 months
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i am going feral over him.
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mothermara Β· 2 months
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idk where the bannock recipe card went so I'm gonna have to do it from memory WAAAAGH
1 cup flour (??? maybe two I'll find out)
1/2 tsp baking powder (sister wrote 1 tsp but if I have to taste baking powder taste I will die)
1 tsp salt
1 tbsp oil
1 tbsp sugar
~1/2 cup water (just pour and mix a bit at a time until all the flour can be folded into the dough tbh)
mix dry ingredients, add oil n water, make some pucks and fry them (preheated to medium with enough oil to cover the bottom of the pan + a bit more) until golden brown BOOM
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transburgerthethird Β· 16 days
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I WAS DOING A DISCORD ROLEPLAY WITH SOMEBODY AND SENDING THEM SOME REFRENCE PICS AND ACCIDENTALLY SENT A PICTURE OF BIG BOSS FROM MGSV SO ITS JUST "cute Girl, cute girl, 60 year old man, cute girl" AND I FUCKINF DIED
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sickfuckery Β· 15 days
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You know you're fucked when you kin both joonghyuk ans kim dokja
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gingershnek Β· 7 months
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Yall, mormoncon is apparently this sunday
This shit starts tomorrow.
The #Exmo tag is gonna blow up isn't it
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a-mentally-ill-writer Β· 10 months
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Does anyone else come across caged hilichurls or is it just me
And can someone explain why tf I find this funny as hell
also why the fuck is he in a cage, did he befriend the unusual hilichurl or some shit? And now he’s ostracized from society? Are there some hilichurl laws that we don’t know about? Who makes these decisions? So many unanswered questions, someone get me in contact with that Musk kid who keeps wasting my time with poetry, someone’s gotta have some damn answers
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paranormalglass Β· 1 month
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if i crumple away and turn to dust please blame my english teacher
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mothwiingz Β· 3 months
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so apparently clicking/popping my loose joints has in fact made them worse over time. except with my shoulder and ankle i cant stop doing it. like i can try to force myself but its become my most harmful/dangerous stim because every time i click them they get looser and looser but i cant stop clicking them. im only 15 and my right ankle feels loose and weak all the time to the point where it feels like it could get dislocated if i move it wrong. most of my pain is in the loose joints which is concerning to say the least. i am genuinely scared right now bc ik im only ever gonna get worse and worse
edit: not the thing you do where you crack your fingers or whatever, its more like making a clicking noise with the actual bone (or tendon or something?) itself. theyre different things but idk how to describe it well
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ty-bayonet-betteridge Β· 8 months
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venturing into my eighth woe.begone relisten. with the intent to take enough notes to establish the most detailed timeline(s) possible
wish me luck gays
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teknikolor-walters Β· 2 months
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OH MY GOD MY COMPUTER JUST CRASHED AND THE ENTIRE PODCAST I WAS WORKING ON GOT DELETED. FUK EVERYTHING
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vanessa-weasley Β· 2 months
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me: *sees the most unhinged looking guy in a show/fanart*
unhinged guy: *straight up murdering someone*
me: ohmygosh he's so babygirl πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜©πŸ₯°
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