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pleckthaniel · 9 months
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Oh.. so jughead is riverdale. and archie had to leave the town / the narrative to be a real person. so that's why they couldn't kiss
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milfygerard · 2 years
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i really feel like tour ended and we just stopped talking about it like. they sang mastas of ravenkroft for multiple shows. gerard rambled about the band thursday and then failed to stomp a printer named stuart to death. ray and gerard kissed. mikey way talked into a microphone. they played fashion statement. gerard covered himself in some sort of oil and wore a muscle shirt. there were 2 seperate poncho nights. one eyed feral cat who brings me dead. fucking. rats. the RATS. exterminator call 210 KL5 RATS. the cityscape. gerard walking over and staring directly into a stagelight while singing "these bright lights are always blinding to me" gerard saying war all the time before mama. gerard having the crowd sing the bridge to mama. gerard pointing to himself during the bridge to mama. frank taking over the moaning during destroya because gerard was making demon sounds with his vocal sound pedals. ray closing out one of the shows with the sexiest solo ever and then dropping the guitar so it fell to around his knees while fist pumping in the tit window shirt. ray toro leaning over to tell gerard something and giving gerard a wet willy. ray toro donwing a half full glass of red wine and using the glass to make some unreal guitar sounds during the end of sleep. ray toro. meta man. gerard having to explain meta man bc some people online thought it mightve been some bizarre form of advertisement? the pancake vid. the mickey mouse pictures. the outfits. when someone lied online and convinced us they played early sunsets. piss and vinegar.
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ambiguousintentions · 23 days
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The Heart Part 6 is the lamest "diss" to ever fucking exist.
Drake ALMOST had me in the first half ngl but not even understanding what "Mother I Sober" was about??? Saying "oh you're obsessed with me being a p*dophile because you were touched as a child ☝🤓"??? Bringing up the fact that Whitney doesn't follow Kendrick when they've never followed each other on social media??? The failed play on A Minor??? Bringing up Millie Bobbie Brown when she was never mentioned??? Saying he never looked twice at a teenager when there is video proof of multiple instances??? The half-assed, doped out talking at the end of the track??? The lowkey white flag??? AGAIN, making fun of a victim of child m*lestation, when AGAIN, that's not what his song was about?????? The CLOUT accusation when Mr. 69 God over here is posting memes on his IG stories???????
Actual clown behavior.
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There is so much about the bachelor's party that I need to know. I need to know the entire guest list and I need to know what everybody else wore because these two motherfucking idiots had '80s theme and chose a couple's costume
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tethered-heartstrings · 3 months
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there are a lot of things i could pick apart about hannibal nbc, and yet i sit here, forever annoyed with how hannibal holds his syringes
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unohanadaydreams · 5 months
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Celebrating the coming of 2024 made me realize I've been unwell about Bleach characters for almost 20 years.
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psychesart · 7 months
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buggy practice before going to bed 🚶
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theloveinc · 4 months
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I need dabi to be my boyfriend so badly so he can bum around my apartment and stop my roommates from touching my shit
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welcometoteyvat · 5 months
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me, watching chongming stocks go up: it's all coming together
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wombrion · 11 months
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Okay I’m sorry if this is weird but For that last comic you made I imagine that Senshi, Namari, Kabru, and Laios are all at Laios/Falin’s house drinking/pregaming/chatting to go out together for the evening with Chilchuck and Marcille’s there too (she didn’t drink but just likes feeling included) and Falin was drinking with them for funsies and drank too much since she can’t handle alcohol and Marcille takes Falin upstairs to her bedroom to rest and then a lil later Chilchuck shows up in his car (which absolutely CAN fit Laios and everyone a la clowncar physics) but Chilchuck sees that Laios looks way too drunk and goofysilly and doesn’t feel like dealing with that so he lies a little on the spot that Laios won’t fit (which Laios buys bc he’s drunk) and then Laios stumbles back upstairs to hang with Marcille and Falin.
Yes I’m sorry this is oddly specific but ily. Mwah. Everytime you post it activates the part of my brain that compels me to chew on things. Hope this helps
😳... do u wanna kiss rn orrrr
no but srsly you got it like. perfect tbh
only difference is that i imagine it to be marcilles place instead of falins, i just think itd be funnier that they just used her appartment to crash a pre party, mess most of it up, then dip to some other place AND she didnt even gets to drink (also she now has to put up with falin willingly + laios by defect)
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do you think leonardo or comte is older? i can’t remember it being specified but i’m not sure. i mean we have leonardo’s age but how old is comte??? i haven’t played comte’s route so idk if cybird mentioned it or made one up but his real historical birthday/place was pretty much unknown i think??? thoughts?
I always thought Comte was the older of the two? But to be honest I was never sure if that was just my bias talking or it was actually the case. So naturally, because I am So Normal, I did a little digging through all the stories I've read up to this point to see if there were any concrete indicators. The most promising lead I was able to find was from the "Tell Me Your Story" collection event.
Meta under the cut, since I was left unsupervised and it got long:
The contents that are most pertinent to what I have to say are as follows:
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In this story, Comte speaks a little bit about his childhood because MC found him playing the violin. He talks about how he originally trained as a young boy on an instrument called "a rebec." Mind you, Comte says that he still has the first one he ever bought--he remembers because he acquired it the day he was told he would stop aging forever. In due course he takes it out to show her--and later plays for her, at her request.
Now, looking at all the facts. The violin was said to be introduced between 1540 and 1560, roughly speaking (I'm not a historian, this is all based on rudimentary research). This doesn't tell us too much though, as Comte does say the instrument he trained on and first purchased was much older. Many sources show the rebec dating back as early as the 10th century (meaning anywhere from 900-1000) in Spanish courts, a supposed mashup of the Arabic rebab and the Eastern European lira. The clearest written records (the few that exist) begin from the early 12th century and on, though it was at the height of its popularity towards the 15th/16th century.
Aside from the fact that that's fuckin crazy, that would place Comte as being born anywhere from 900-1100 (1200-1500 at the very latest). Now I know what you may be thinking. How the hell does that narrow anything down, Minnie?
Given the cultural implications surrounding the rebec's emergence, the context actually does allow certain tentative conclusions to be drawn. I've seen indications that musical talent with a rebec was considered a big deal as an indicator of wealth/higher status in the earlier years of that time frame. Taking Comte's childhood into account--that he was raised to effuse aristocratic breeding and poise--I think that makes it highly unlikely he was learning when it was most associated with street performers (during the latter portion of my posited time frame). Everything about Comte's family pretty much screams old money (aka wealth they were born into, not curated during the rise of the mercantile class trying to be posers), so I really can't see them raising their son to play commoner music.
Another very telling bit lies in the phrasing of how he found the instrument: "he discovered the old rebec among other goods from a foreign trader." Remember that in the latter end of the time frame, it was so commonplace it could probably be found among local vendors/craftsmen--there would be no need for them to be imported from foreigners. I imagine his family only had access to the instruments in accordance with their social standing; naturally the rich would have their connections, but not just anybody would have the money or means to get their hands on one.
If my beginner's dive isn't too far off the mark, that would make Comte anywhere between approximately 400-1000 years old. I get this hunch that he's probably somewhere in the middle, I just don't know where exactly. I wish I had a better estimation since that's a pretty huge range, but considering the lifespan of the rebec it's hard to tell.
The only great anachronism in all this is the existence of Comte's pocket watch which was gifted to him by his tutor (I believe that's what she was, I know it was one of the human people in his house when he was young). The first pocket watch is said to have been created in Germany in 1510 (and shortly after distributed in Italy), but honestly it feels a bit out of place compared to all of the other evidence available to us. If that's the case, then Comte could have been born in the 1490s (since he received it when he was like 12, somewhere around there). Honestly I do feel the game suggests that he's older than that, so there's some dissonance there. But I leave that up to personal interpretation, since I'm not 100% sure about it either.
Lowkey, I feel like they might have gone so hard with the timepiece imagery for Comte that they forgot the historical practicalities attached to them, so that's half the reason I don't know what to do with this information. I get that vibe of like something something rich people cop out, unless purebloods have weirdly long childhoods--
Leonardo I don't have as many receipts because I'm just a poor Comte stan trying to live (his collection stories are pain), but if we go by the indication that his in-game life loosely follows the historical figure and simply continues on with his faked death, that means he was likely born somewhere around 1452. I can't remember super clearly, but for whatever reason my only memory of age indicators for Leonardo was around 400 or so (which tracks with that interpretation). That would actually make him potentially younger than Comte, younger than I initially anticipated. Or, if Comte was born on the latter end of my estimations, they are at the very least close in age.
Also please don't hesitate to let me know if I'm missing any receipts on Leonardo, I have only one brain cell and she is trying so hard, my friends
As to the place of Comte's birth I haven't the slightest clue about that. It's pretty obvious he's of European ancestry, but as to where he was born/raised exactly, it's difficult to tell. Given all the talk of the rebec there's a decent likelihood he originates from the Mediterranean area/Southern Europe, as it is an Arabic instrument by origin that was adapted into something new by Spain. (This could mean he was born anywhere between France, Spain, Italy, or even the countries a little further up or closer to the Middle East.)
I considered Northern Europe/England, but honestly the evidence doesn't really seem to lean in that direction. Comte mentioned that he once lived in England and made friends there, but the way he talks about makes it sound like he was a visitor/traveler, not a native. And frankly, Comte isn't insufferable enough to be English lmao, he has a conscience. There is actually some tentative evidence for Irish descent, as the vampy mind persuasion/compulsion is termed "geas" in the game, which is a word that stems from Irish gaelic/folklore. The only reason I don't think there's a real connection is that there's no further evidence tying Comte to Ireland; and I don't think the etymology necessarily guarantees ancestry (though there is something to be said about the Irish gothic and vampiric origins).
Admittedly it feels like the game makes his nationality vague on purpose, and I think this has a two-part intention. The first is that historically he was shrouded in a great deal of mystery, so it only makes sense they would be reluctant to name a singular place. The second is that--and I don't remember where the screenshot is, I saw it a while ago--the game describes him as belonging to no one place (that he belonged to all and none). Keeping his character construction in mind, I feel like this aligns with his general theme of contradiction. He's a greater vampire who prefers to keep company among humans, he's a powerful being with a fragile/sensitive heart, he has strong convictions but hesitates constantly, he's able to blend in almost everywhere he goes but never truly feels like he belongs. It would only make sense, narratively speaking, to keep with that motif/trend.
Also quick aside, because I can't help the music nerd in me. Rebecs are bitchin?????? Holy shit slay. Fun fact: they appear to have been primarily used for festivities, played for dancing. That gives a whole new impression to the fact that he bought one the moment he found out he would never age any further. I guess I just think about how that's a pretty joyous purpose for the music (beyond the pedigree aspect). That he clung to this specific artifact as a way to remind himself of his connection to humanity, that it was about people gathering and enjoying each other's company (and yet at the same time, all the political games that come with such leisure)...what a reflection of who he is today. I think it's fascinating how much people are at the heart of his personal motivations and feelings, considering how easy it is for purebloods to become lone wolves (power and secrecy would lend itself to that.) Instead, Comte chooses to hide in plain sight and actively works to stay engaged in the times and among the population. Then again, if I were hundreds of years old I would probably also beg for a distraction from the encroaching madness so like ajkhslgfkjhfslakjh it's very sweet but also mood...
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Thank you for the ask, lovely!! 💛💛💛💛 I hope this answers your question? I love any excuse to talk about my one and only 👀💍
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lecliss · 6 months
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Sakura gets a second point for being the first to complete the tree climbing at being better at chakra control, but at the same time it just feels like she was made good at it so no extra training segment time would have to be put into her getting good at it and it can be all about Sauce and Nart. Idk that feels too pessimistic but also could totally be true.
#she takes on a very 'obsever' role. like kashi is the teacher watching over them. but sock is the watching and commenting from the same#perspective of nart and sauce and also the viewer unlike kashi. cuz he provides a lot of exposition and whatnot in his inner monolgues#and its like. of course the girl is just the observer who watches alongside us as the two main boys grow and develop#AND I DONT WANNA FUCKIN BE PESSIMISTIC ABOUT THIS BUT GOD ITS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!#but her whole character so far is 'i hate the class clown. im book smart. i diet and im in love'#and the way i see it is. 12yo girl TRYING to fit into the femininity she sees in the world around her so she forces herself to be like this#but she has inner sock who speaks what she really feels showing that she puts on quite a front and isnt really much like that at all#and you expect her to grow into wanting her to truly define herself. and she does with getting stronger and training under tsunade and#learning medical ninjutsu so she really finds a spot for herself. she does!!! but then she KEEPS hanging onto the love nonsense#and admittedly there are moments that push a very obvious trope of thinking she likes sauce cuz hes cool but finding out that the real 'gem'#is nart so i definitely understand where n@rus@kus are coming from#but then she just STICKS with sauce until its the worst ship possible and its an utter mess of 'ill never give up on him'#EVEB DESPITE HIM TRYING TO KILL HER!!! THEN THAT FUCKING WORKS OUT!?!?!?#AND TOO THIS DAY SAUCE STILL NEVER COMES OFF LIKE HE ACTUALLY LOVES HER#IM SORRY BUT ITS TRUE. SARD WE ARE GETTING YOU BETTER PARENTS. ON GOD!!!!!#so she just hangs on to this one little thing that she SHOULD have gotten development for to move on from BUT IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS#so its like half her development never fucking happens and thats why it#s such a fuckinf mess!!!!!#i fucking hate this show. i need to go back to watching mike's dino game vod. what am i doing here?????#i did this to myself btw. i didnt need to start yelling about that but thats just how it is with nart#start thinking about something good and then it reminds you of something related thats bad and now its like. yeah this shit sucks#remember when kishi said he regretted not making hina the heroine???? we could have lived in a better timeline.#but if i say that i will get assassinated#anyway.#sock count#personal
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tuzesdays · 5 months
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i need to be insane about revali botw again
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hey guys this is the real bela lugosi i am not dead i need €70 to come back and be dracula...
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kelin-is-writing · 1 year
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not my new dabi smut being at 2,565 words and the smut part hasn't even started yet... whoops...
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purpleleavesday · 9 months
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Boyfriend made a joke, it got out of hand, and I accidently spent longer than I should have drawing this
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I never really read magazines ever so I hope I didn't butcher the format of anything
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