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risingsunresistance · 2 years

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if i get any more tags mentioning his death on posts that are entirely unrelated to his death when i didnt ask for it im blocking everyone here and deleting my account

#i hate you guys so much #STOP VENTING IN MY TAGS JESUS CHRIST IM A PERSON TOO #I HAVE TO READ YALLS TAGS EVERY DAY WITH ABSOLUTELY NO WARNING!! THE ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM WOULD BE PUTTING A WARNING #YEAH YOU'RE JUST ONE TAG BUT I'M READING *EVERYONE'S TAGS* ***EVERY DAY***#LEAVE ME ALONE.#LET ME PROCESS IT ON MY OWN #VENT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE OPEN TO IT. THERE ARE PLENTY OF THEM AROUND. I AM NOT ONE OF THEM #im gonna start blocking people over it #i unblocked everyone when he died and now im gonna have even more people blocked than before that JDHJFJ #chat #i am not joking btw i think i am just gonna start blocking people.#if i block them on main i dont have to read their tags so

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toytulini · 10 months

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Okay i have yet to see a post about this that isnt filled with ppl being Annoying as Fuck on it, but,

theyve found wreckage of the submersible, it imploded (thank god, thats better than a drawn out suffocation over the course of several days, implosion means it was pretty much instantaneous) and the us navy have revealed they heard a weird sound on sunday from about where communication with the sub was lost, that was probably the sound of the implosion, [implied that they didnt say anything cos they didnt want to jump to conclusions without evidence of a wreckage, if there was a chance they were still alive.] no idea what the banging sounds were.

I do hope rescue efforts are extended to the migrants off the coast of greece, and am angry and horrified at their mistreatment, and that the media clearly cares less for their fates than that of the billionaires on the sub.

also, while i have you here,

The difference between a submersible and a submarine is not that one is safer. The titan was a submersible that was unsafe, but that is not because it was a submersible.

A submarine (or sub) is a watercraft capable of independent operation underwater.

A submersible is a watercraft designed to operate underwater, usually supported by a nearby surface vessel, platform, shore team or sometimes a larger submarine.

submarines generally dont go as deep as our deepest submersibles, but some can be down there for months at a time bc it is like. a self sufficient Ship. not all submersibles can go crazy deep, but to my knowledge, the only crewed vessels that can go that deep, are submersibles. (Alvin, deepsea challenger, limiting factor, trieste, fendouzhe or "striver").

#toy txt post #titan submersible #if ppl start being annoying on this post. ill turn off reblogs and block all of you. make your own post.#reblog the other ones where people are already being annoying #yes i hate billionaires. but im glad it was a quick death. it was a horrific situation. hope those migrants are given support and help.#i hope oceangate is fined to hell and back and bankrupted and never gets to put anyone in any sort of vehicle ever again #especially not in the ocean. im a little glad that ceo is dead in his own stupid sub im just frustrated he was able to take other ppl with #him. the fact that he was able to operate that unregulated non safety standard meeting ass vehicle and charge people money to ride in it is #fucking insane and unconcioable however you spell that #and now i need to go shower real quick and try to get like. a little over 3hrs of sleep. which will suck but i did accidentally nap for #like? 2 hrs already so it doesnt suck as bad as it could. goodnight please dont be stupid on this post please please please #if you have a hot take on the situation im begging you to hot take it Some Where Else! thank you! good bye #im not gonna bother linking shit feel free to fact check just fuckin. google titan submersible. James Cameron is tossing his 2 cents in now #saw 2 separate articles on that already. thats fine i guess he has been down there in safer vehicles so i guess he can shit talk how unsafe #it is. anyway. saw someone in the comments of a post say it was a submersible bc it was too unsafe to be a submarine and i wanted to start #screaming. thats not what those fucking words mean! at all! god!#irl death #idk what else to tag #behave. bye

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demonic-shadowlucifer · 8 months

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"tswift is gay" "no, tswift isn't gay" Actually, you guys need to stop speculating the sexuality of a singer you don't even know and will probably never meet, you fucking weirdos.

#shadowrants #next time i see this im just gonna start blocking folks for it #mark my fucking words #taylor swift #swifties #anti taylor swift #(tagging both because both sides need to fucking see this)#seriously get a fucking life you're both annoying #lgbtq #celebrity culture #seriously stop #watch as i get death threats from both sides over this post #and no dont give me the “queerbaiting” bullshit. REAL PEOPLE CANNOT QUEERBAIT. 'QUEERBAIT' APPLIES TO FICTION *ONLY*

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xxcherrycherixx · 6 months

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Just a reminder that my blog is my blog, no one is forced to see my stuff (the block button exists)

if you wish to come here just to complain about me sexualising fictional characters legit only made to sell dolls, i will not respond to you but instead just block you.

#hate to make this post but im not letting my blog become one of those spaces filled with arguing.#seen too many blogs end up like that #dont be afraid to talk to me and things like that <3 i love the reblogs and asks i have been getting sent <3 <3 #but i wont allow condescending remarks on my posts from chronically online people always trying to prove they have a moral high ground.#i don't believe in trying to prove myself worthy to people who don't even know me.#i already spent my entire childhood doing that online and it just made me a mess.#im legit just making silly posts and sharing my fanart-#-im not here to get into a tumblr debate over if its wrong to write about cartoon high school girls having sex.#sorry for this post once more but i had my first comment trying to start a moral debate #my stuff has gotten more views than i thought it would and i know the kind of people thats gonna drag in #this is the last i will mention of this. the user has been blocked and any more will also be blocked. i dont like to make scenes over this #please continue the silly vibes peeps <3

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zagreus-eats-your-bread · 2 months

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I feel like i am on twitter dot com

#i am not having a debate over a poll. if anyone wants to have a discussion with me about something my dms are open. this is not twitter #im not gonna be anyones easy dunk or something over personal preference. it is a tumblr dot com poll. perspective.#i got blocked now. which i respect. but like #i didnt wanna start a whole thing but some stuff that was extrapolated about me is very untrue. i really liked the movie moonlight.#we are so on twitter.com my whole mood js ruined now. anyway i stand by the opinion that dming people >> vagueing on ur blog and getting #even madder about things that arent ven true. i know moonlight is also about grief. i watched it. different kind of grief. complex movie.

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6-2-aestheticsofhate · 4 months

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You know with Sisyphus I DO actually take some ire with how he's depicted in canon too. Not enough to point out usually but this has been building up for a while.

In the game itself he's portrayed in contrast to Minos in his terminal entry and it outright says,

"Though Minos was intelligent and persuasive, he was also a gentle and noble man. Such values mattered little to Sisyphus, who would gladly lie, cheat or kill if that's what is needed to protect his comrades."

He's portrayed as the opposite of noble and gentle Minos. Sisyphus is also the only non-white character. He is also the biggest character in the game, towering over every single white and raceless character such as machines.

I'm not saying the devs are raging racists or anything, but I do think it reflected some unconscious biases on the dev team. Normally I can tolerate it. Most series have unconscious racism, sexism, etc. To Ultrakill's credit its not even that bad compared to a lot of other series.

But as a person of color in this fandom it hurts when people lean into it. Depicting him as more violent than he is in canon, or fans judging him harsher than the white or raceless characters, and so many other little things that usually I'm too scared to bring up or say because I know how fandoms treat POC who point out things like these. It just sucks seeing people lean into things like this when they don't have to

#making this non rebloggable and hoping people dont hunt me for sport over it #anyways im gonna start blocking people if theyre weird (in a bad way) abt sisyphus #something something everything has problematic themes and morally pure media doesnt exist. lets get you critical thinking skills #but some of you are not. thinking and instead echo themes you really shouldnt.

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newbiealliance · 9 months

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if i had a nickel for every time someone on this hellsite made a horrible assumption about me based on one line in my about me id have 2 nickels

#disarming voice #can yall like stop and think about who youre talking to before trying to start shit with random people #i guarantee whoever sent that is a troll or they dont even follow me because wtf lol #just block me and move on if youre THAT upset about my usage of the word weird man #if you guys keep fucking doing this im just gonna turn off anon because im sick of getting harassed over completely innocuous bullshit #dont you chucklefucks have anything better to do than harass some1 with cptsd over nothing or do u just want your virtue points for the day

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sketchy-scribs-n-doods · 1 year

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reminder for st fans that treat ships as a competition to get their asses out of my notes and off my posts, esp salty ha/rrin/groves and self righteous ste/ddi/es, your jokes aren't funny and your stubborn us vs them bullshit is irritating. i ship both and yet somehow some of y'all manage to be mad annoying across both lines, learn to shut up and mind your business

#i ship both but my god are some of yall mad annoying on both sides of it #steds tend to be the loudest toxic bitches #but harrings have such an edgy complex about steds being the 'mainstream popular annoying ship'#steds acts like they figured out how rewrite evangelical talking points for fandom use #while harrings act like those people who refuse to play undertale because 'the fandom is cringe'#lot of steds are dickheads that think their ship makes them morally superior somehow but my god the bitterness is not a good look harrings #anyway reminder that idc how much you love either ship #i will block your ass for being snide and shitty about the other one #steve is holding both billy AND eddie's hands actually fuck you #they share him and swap on saturdays and have group dates on fridays #im gonna start hanging out with only the mung/roves at this rate honest to god #they have taste and aint ever ticked me off over this nonsense #fandom wank #sketchy speaks #side note that this is because of alot of things but modt recently specifically bc of a harring that was being annoying in my notes #and another that was being snide and obnoxious about joe k being generally favorable toward harring #while joe q is tired to death of being asked about steds #like theres a funny joke to be made there sure but god this dude was being annoying about it 'we stay winning losers uwu' style #anyway shut up about ships u dont like thats what i do and wow its so easy fr and its free

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dreamcast-official · 1 year

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mmmmmmm

#vent in tags i am not doing so hot rn lads #why do i always get the feeling that the people i care the most about fucking hate me #like i know thats not true objectively bc if they hated me they could just block me. like they wouldnt talk to me if they hated me #idk its less. hated. and more. they dont care abt me as much as they do abt other people #WHICH IS SOMETHING STUPID TO THKNK ABT BC WHY DOES IT MATTER #BUT IT HURTS AND I DONT WANT TO BE ALONE AGAIN AND I CANT HANDLE THE THOUGHT OF IT #AND THIS SHIT ALWAYS GETS TRIGGERED BY THE DUMBEST POSSIBLE THING #LIKE THEM REBLOGGING SMTHN FROM SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD OF ME FOR EXAMPLE #LIKE THAT DOESNR FUCKJNT MEAN ANYTHING BUT IT MANAGES TO MAKE ME FEEL SO UPSEY #AND ITS OBVIOUSLY NOT THEIR FUCKING FAULT THAT IM BEING IRRATIONAL BUT IT HURTS #AND I ALWAYS. ALWAYS CYCLE BACK TO FEELING LIKE IM GONNA BE ALONE AGAIN.#AND THEN I FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR THINKING ABOUT THEM LIKE THAT BC I KNOW ITS NOT TRUE #I KNOW THEY CARE ABT ME. I KNOW THEYRE NOT LIKE THE SHIT PEOPLE I HAD IN MY LIFE BEFORE #I KNOW THEY WOULDNT JUST SUDDENLY STOP CARING ABT ME OR START HATING ME #AND I ESPECIALLY KNOW THAT A FUCKING POST THAT THEY RBED FROM SOMEONE WHO WASNT ME DOESNT MEAN #THAT THEY SUDDENLY DISLIKE ME #BUT I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT #I HATE FEELING LIKE THIS I WISH I COILD JUST HAVE FRIENDS NORMALLY #BUT NO I HAVE TO BE A FREAK WHO OBSESSES OVER EVERY INTERACTION HE HAS #BC HE CANT HANDLE THAT HIS FRIENDS ACTUALLY LIKE HIM #AND ALWAYS THINKS THERES GONNA BE A GOTCHA MOMENT WHERE IT WAS ALL A TRICK ALL ALONG #BUT MY FRIENDS NOW ARE GOOD PEOPLE #THEYRE NOT THE SHIT PEOPLE I USED TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEYRE GOOD #THEYRE GOOD FRIENDS WHO CARE ABT ME BUT I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE IM GONNA BE ALONE AGAIN #AND I CANT HANDLE IT #ITS ALWAYS LIKE THIS. EVERYTIME I MAKE A FRIEND #EVERYTIME I CARE FOR SOMEONE. I END UP THINLING THEY LIKE SOMEONE ELSE BETTER THAN ME #AND THAT EVENTUALLY THEYRE GONNA CHOOSE RHAY PERSON OVER ME #EVEN THO I KMOW THEURE MOT THE KOND OF PERSON TO DO THAY #GOD!!!!!!!!

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hoppinkiss · 2 years

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I'm so tired of being mad about how this ex friend treated me but god it's just so fucked up that I'm constantly worried that people secretly hate me and are going to leave and that's supposed to be something I can talk myself out of. but this time I was right!!! and now it's even harder to reason with myself!!

#harper has spoken #negative #i think people taking too long to respond to me is gonna freak me out. more than usual. for a good while #cause i got ghosted- starting just before my birthday no less thatll be a fucked up association-#and one day i checked and im fucking blocked by this person on all platorms but one #idk i just wanna cry for the hundred thousandth time over this

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blusical · 5 months

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i am once again begging hockeyblr to stop censoring player names with asterisks

(rant in tags)

#by censoring with asterisks i mean censoring stuff l*ke th*s (i)#seriously it fucks with filters so peoplee that dont wanna see a certain thing will eventually end up seeing it anyway #and thats not even getting into the issues it causes for people with screenreaders #hockeyblr #accessibility #like just say the player's name i promise it's not going to kill you #and if you're really that disgusted with a certain player to the point where you cant say his name use a nickname #either say the name of the player you're talking about or don't mention them at all #im gonna start blocking people for this shit mark my words #ik im coming off as passive aggressive but how can i not be?#tumblr is already inaccessible to folks as is (especially to blind/vision-impaired folks). don't make it worse for them.#i should not have to block people over a fucking asterisk #song:serious #song:rant

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funshape · 3 months

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if they had tumblr in spongebob times

🧽 bubbleblowingbuddy Follow

who wanna go jellyfishing after work? just got a new net 😄

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🗿squidwords Follow

my fucking god can you guys not read the text under my art posts IF YOURE GONNA LIKE MY ART FUCKING REBLOG IT. LAST TIME IM GONNA SAY THIS if i catch you liking and not reblogging under my next self portrait series i’m gonna start getting REAL BOLD with that block button istg

#and squilliam if ur reading this which i FUCKING KNOW you are #stop block evading i know you’re making new accounts to stalk my blog on #come off anon and stop vagueing me on main #I KNOW you’re sending your followers to send anon hate #and no i WILL NOT forget what you did to me #at the bikini bottom talent show #YOU NASTY LYING BITCH.

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🐿️ treedomepilled Follow

going here once would fix 90% of this sites userbase forever

#texasposting

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⭐️ rock-star638226 Follow

the group chat is bullying me over my room setup and i can’t take it anymore please tell me this doesn’t look like something from r/malelivingspaces please. pplease

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🦑 squill-i-am Follow

can we talk about how pathetic the people on this site who post their art and then go “REBLOGS > LIKES!!!! DONT LIKE WITHOUT REBLOGGING!” under it are like seriously omfg deeeeply unappreciative selfish behavior are you 12. sorry not everyone wants to put your shitty oil paintings from your 5 follower art blog on their mutuals dashes i guess. and your art is probably ugly as barnacles if you need to beg for reblogs on it to get any amount of traction on it anyway, just saying😭

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🦀 krusty-krab-money-grab Follow

Hey anyone else working the afternoon shift rn just see a little green thing run past the cash register? what was that

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DHRHEH THFORUMELA ITS THE FORUMEUAR THE THRREAL FORMULER I FUCKING GOT IT QUICNQUICK REBLOG THIS BEFORE THOSE CAPITALIST FREAKS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB SEND A CEASE AND DESIST GET THIS EVERYWHERE CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS GET THEFUCKIGN WORD OUT THIS IS WHAT THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW GO GO GO

#krusty krab critical #anti krusty krab #secretforumlagate

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🐋 pearlygirlie Follow

turning off anon for a while because oomf is in some sstupid drama and now i’m catching strays for it. mutuals can contact me on discord if you want i’m not saying anything about my stance on the situation because either way i’ll get hate for it. this website sucks

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yes oomf is my dad.

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mournings-stars · 2 months

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Maybe the wrapping wings around heddies but the reader wraps their wings around the characters?

okay i rly like this but what about with characters that don’t have wings?? (lmk if yall want characters w wings cus this is kinda silly funny haha)

charlie

she loves when your wings wrap around her — every time she hugs you, she’s waiting for that extra warmth and when it comes she just hugs you even tighter

she wouldn’t ask you to do it, but if you put a wing around her in public she’s trying not to get too excited

cuddling is a must for wings. you’re sitting on the couch? she wants a nice feathery blanket. lying in bed? same thing. watching a scary movie? she’s using your wings as a shield to duck under anytime theres a jump scare

if you asked her if she’d like a wing, she’s the happiest you’ve ever seen her

“im starting to wonder if you’re just dating me for my wings,” you’d joke and she’d laugh and say, “they’re definitely a plus” while running her finger over the top of one (this girl likes to tease i know it)

she loves when you cuddle up to her and wrap your wings around her, like she just melts

she does not let anyone play with them. ever. if niffty tried to go scurrying around them, she’s taking her away faster than she can blink

your wings are hers as much as they are yours, but that’s a silent rule between you two that she doesn’t plan on voicing

she just gives “let me be your wings” from thumbelina vibes like you would have a duet like that

alastor

now if you ever need to gossip, he’s clearing his throat and you’re shielding your conversation with your wings while you two laugh and whisper

he does not want anyone touching him but if you put a wing around him he knows you guys have some important business to talk about

sometimes you throw up your wing, whisper, and he has to stop himself from laughing when you quickly put your wing down, alastor batting it with his microphone as you laughed

now if he’s ever hurt, that’s when your wings go around him, making sure no one sees so he can escape to saftey

you’d always come to his rescue even if he got mad at you for it, wings wrapping around him as you struck his attacker faster than he could summon his shadows (and he definitely gets pissed about it but hey what are … friends …. for!)

wings are for shit talking and the occasional life saver when it comes to al

angel dust

he loves the security of your wings

after a long day, you’d just lie in his room, wings wrapped around him as he held you close — he’d either fall asleep or want to sit in silence like that, but either way you were happy to help

sometimes you’d just sit at the bar, wing around him as you talked and laughed together

whenever you went out together, your wings were a strict barrier that no one dared to cross. you put a wing in front of angel when some guy approaches him? he and every other demon are backing off for the rest of the night. you’re walking down the street? wing around him and no one is approaching you

he definitely asks you to do it (in his own very special way) and he likes to tease you when you’re around other people

but you both know he treasures the safety your wings give him

pentious

my boy pentious 100% thinks you’ve turned against him the first time you drape your wings over him — you could’ve literally been sleeping and he’d accuse you of trying to smother him

“i was sleeping!” “your subconscious mind plans to kill me, too!”

he warms up to it though because the next time it happens you’re fast asleep and theres no attempt to block his airways, or whatever he thought you’d do, so he snuggles into the warmth

being a snake (i love snakes im gonna b a lil nerdy about this one) pen likes to burrow. especially at night. he’d start to curl up under the warmth of your wings and rest there until you eventually moved

some days you’d wake up and he’d be completely hidden beneath your wings. if you lift one, he’d very quickly tug it back (definitely how he found out about sensitive wings)

he felt very bad :(

cherri

wings are for parties!

they give you the best dance numbers — dramatic reveal, awesome poses, super dope flying routine…!

then they’re for comedowns because once you’re home from the club shit hits the fan and you’re wrapping your wings around her so she can even try to sleep

but then the morning comes and you brush it off cus it’s time to blow shit up!

definitely using your wings as a shield though — they’re probably dyed pink and red by now, with all the times you’ve had to cover the two of you from explosives

but she finds it super hot so…

velvette

she likes to fuck with you

1000% uses them as her personal armor — you’re basically a body guard

she’ll wrap them around herself while looking in the mirror, modeling your wings like a feather coat

“my wings are not going in your collection,” you’d have to tell her, still pulling her closer with them as you met her eyes in the mirror

“yeah, guess you’re right. can’t have anyone else getting a hold of these, can we?”

she loves being wrapped in them while she sleeps — she loves you sleeping next her, cause then she can lay them however she wants

it’s always best when you’re wings fold in and bring her closer though

definitely been used for a private moment in the office

she says they’re your best asset

vox

now this man is, under no circumstances, letting you wrap your wings around him

in public? absolutely not…

in private? well…. no! totally not!

at least not until you’re asleep and he’s situating himself beneath them. it’s not his fault a feather blanket helps him fall asleep

you’ve definitely waited until he fell asleep, draped you wings over him, and watched him relax into them

he’s not slick

like at all

not even in public

he’ll touch them and the minute one even wraps around him, his screen is buffering

speaking of in public… just wait til you’re at a party. he’s drunk and all over you, touching your wings, handling them like their his own, you have to use them to shield the two of you when he gets too handsy, and he loves it; pushing your buttons until your wings are around him and being more than satisfied by that

niffty

girl is crazy

she cleans them, climbs on them, inspects them (almost rips the fuck out of your feathers)

there’s no way you can wrap that girl up, she’s too quick

but she would love petting them and thats why shes here

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huboi · 1 month

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. SOFTY | 🎀

╰┈➤ summary; jjk men being big softies for you <3

╰┈➤ includes; gn! reader, possibly ooc characters, pure heart melting fluff, mentions of eating and drinking

╰┈➤ a/n; yes I’m aware I haven’t posted in years, I’ve been in a writers block for so long bro😭

GOJO SATORU

man’s already a huge softie, very smitten with you

even before you started dating he was all over you like an overexcited puppy when it’s owner comes back from work

when you guys started dating, nothing really changed

read as; gojo somehow managed to become even more clingy

LOVES PDA

dw tho, if you don’t like pda then he’ll respect that, as long as you guys can cuddle when you’re in private he won’t complain

if you are comfortable with PDA, prepare to hold hands 25/8

also he loves cuddles

kisses are a huge must, wether they’re short and sweet or long and spicy

GETO SUGURU

he doesn’t act very happy when you’re not around

only time when he’s happy when you’re not around is if his girls are there

when he comes back from his shenanigans he just snuggles you

will keep cuddling you even if you need the toilet

“suguru im gonna piss myself istg” “no you’re not”

even though you are a sorcerer, he wishes to keep you away from his sorcerer shenanigans

he doesn’t want you seeing his ‘ugly side’ to say the least

it’s as if a switch goes off in his brain when you come into the picture

“I will kill every non sorcerer there is😡😡😡” “hi sugu poo😙” “hi baby🥰🥰🥰”

KENTO NANAMI

he’s a serious guy, and so when he sees you, he just low key switches personalities for a sec

“hi honey, you ok? have you eaten, drank some water….” he tends to ask you these questions a lot, but dw he’s just concerned for your health

no PDA, the closest you’ll convince him to do is hand holding

in the privacy of your home, he’s a huge snuggle bug (you didn’t hear this from me)

loves kissing your face, he doesn’t know why, it just comforts him

one time you interrupted his time with yuji, giving him his lunch as he forgot it, and he, surprisingly, ended up kissing you on the cheek

yuji was stunned (the boy was too stunned to speak)

SUKUNA RYOMEN

when people think of the sukuna, they think of homicide, murder and all things negative

what people don’t see, is that when his s/o wants a certain food, he’ll get them they’re food no matter the cost

doesn’t matter if you want something fancy or simple, he’s gonna get it (you have to plead with him to not kill anyone)

no promises though (he ends up simply paying for it)

low key begs you for hugs, when you point this out he claims he ‘demands’ you for hugs and that he never begs… yeah right

you are the most protected person out there, sorcerer or not

you claim he reminds you of a tiger, but he acts like a simple house cat when you’re in the picture

he disagrees with a huff and arms crossed against his (phat titties) chest

you notice a slight blush on his cheeks, but you don’t say anything

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mushroompoisoning · 2 years

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if one more mf comes onto my post like "uhm achually theres FOUR types of attraction. you're talking about platonically." i will go insane. please shut up you are so annoying

#i am. so full of rage over this #I KNOW!!! TRUST ME I KNOW!!!#im not talking abt platonic. im talking abt a fictional character for starters. its also a joke.#complaints go in the paper shredder im gonna start blocking people.#wallace says shit

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bi-writes · 4 months

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more childhood-bestfriend!roommate!simon x fem!reader because im a mess inside and he can fix me

more bestfriend!roommate!simon (part 2/?)

cw: unwanted suggestive advances (verbal only), protective!simon

he wont leave. he's been sitting at the counter all night, nursing a mug of coffee that he keeps sneaking splashes from his flask into. he's gotten progressively drunker as the hours passed, but you paid him no mind, continuing to serve other customers. you said nothing to him, just kept refilling his mug when he held it out to you and ignoring him.

"what a pretty dress, love...look at ya."

"got somewhere to be after this? wanna grab a drink?"

"ya look so nice, got the eyes of a kitten...hope ya don't bite..."

the patrons that passed by him glared and told him to shut up, but he just kept whispering to you as you went by him. you shrugged it off gracefully, keeping the smile on your face as you poured someone more coffee. words were harmless, and even though he came off as a creep, he was drunk--and drunk people were stupid people.

you smoothed out the skirt of your dress. it was short, riding up every time you reached up on a high shelf. you tried not to snap at the man every time he whistled when you did.

when you made your way to the back to pick up a few plates, one of the cooks asked if you were okay.

"fine," was how you answered. "besides, if he makes a move, i dont think he'll like it when i pour hot coffee down his pants."

but he wont leave. he has been sitting there, and the clock read two in the morning, and your shift was ending.

he wont leave. he was in your way, blocking the door to the counter. he stumbled a little on his feet, and you raised your brow.

"you gonna move? youre in my way," you said finally, sighing.

"whoa, whoa...no need to get all bent out of shape. i need another coffee."

"my shift is over. get your own damn coffee."

you moved to go around him, and he stepped to the side, blocking you again.

"whoa, whoa! all fiery all of the sudden? cmon, darling, let's go get a drink, yeah?"

"listen, i've been patient and kind all night," you laughed bitterly. "but you're starting to get on my last nerve. so why don't you sit down, pay your bill, and go home, huh?"

he didn't like that. he frowned, puffing out his chest a little, narrowing his eyes.

"hey, you got a mouth on ya, pretty lady, and i don't like it."

"oh yeah? look how much i care," you snapped. "now get out of my way, or ill make you."

the bell chimed above the door, ringing and filling the tension in the room. you sneered at the man who tried to intimidate you, clenching your jaw.

"oi," a familiar voice spoke up. "do we have a problem here?"

"yeah, mate, this fuckin' waitress thinks she can say whatever she wants to customers and still get a tip."

"i would watch your tone if i were you," you spoke lowly. "he doesn't like it when you're rude."

"listen, here--"

the man raised his hand, and suddenly a gloved hand shot out and gripped his wrist, tugging him backwards.

"oh, mate, what are y'thinkin', huh?" simon towered over him. taller, broader, the black of his outfit making him that much more intimidating and that much more frightening. his hood was up, his eyes the only visible part of him, but they were angry. hard and dry and angry, narrowed as he used one arm to yank the man backwards, putting himself between you. "you raise a hand, y'raise it to me, yeah? ohhh...what's the matter? lost your voice all of a sudden?"

"i-i...i--"

"this man givin' you a problem, luv?" simon asked. he turned his body to face him, tightening his grip on the man's wrist. the man hissed, his knees buckling a little as he grabbed a nearby table for support.

"it's fine, simon," you sighed, crossing your arms over your chest. "he's just...drunk."

"i don't believe that for a second."

simon shoved him away, watching as the man's back slammed into the window behind him. he shook, terrified, covering his face with his arms.

"i think you knew exactly what you were doin'," simon accused. "y'like preying on pretty women, mate? well, unfortunately for you, i taught this one a nasty right hook, and i might just let her have some practice, would you like to practice, luv?"

"hey, i think he gets the point," you put a hand on simon's arm, soothing the tense muscle there with gentle circles. "let's go home."

"i dunno, does he get the point?"

the man nodded furiously, sinking to the ground as he kept his hands up for protection.

"right, if you get the point, why are you still fuckin' in here?!"

simon slammed the window next to him with the palm of his hand, and the man scrambled to his feet ungracefully, the bell dinging as he scurried out into the dark. you raised a brow as simon turned around, rolling out his neck as he narrowed his eyes at you.

"you happy now?" you asked, shaking your head. "who am i kidding? youre not happy unless you put the fear of god in men, huh?"

simon held the door open for you, a hand on the small of your back as he guided you outside.

"not god, luv."

you smiled. "ohhh, thats right...fear of you."

he grunted in response, and you slipped your arm around his, watching your feet as you walked.

"you're not scary, simon. sorry to tell you."

he chuckled lowly. "not to you, maybe."

"no..." you looked back up and him, and he met your eyes. he couldn't tell that it was love in your eyes. perhaps because maybe he'd never seen it before; he wouldn't know what it really looked like. "never to me, simon."

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