#im going to pass out and die

[kylewalker-peters]

Workout app telling me it’s two 25 minute runs with a 2.5 minute walk in between like okay bestie well YOU can do that if you want but ME on the other hand will not be getting anywhere near

#last week was 3 15 minute runs how the fuck did we jump to this?!?!?! #im going to pass out and die

[edsbacktattoo]

THE RED CRAVAT???? t he RED cravat??,? THE RED FUCKIN G CRAVAT?!!! GUYS. THE RED CRAVAT? stede in the red cravat. THE RED FUCJING CRAVAT GUYS CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE RE

#IM SUCK IM UNEELL IM GOING TO PASS OUT IM GOING TO DIE I CANT #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2

[spooksier]

having a moment. but when i was little and first getting into writing stories and drawing characters i always used to make every single character white, strange when you consider that im literally black but much less strange when you realize that at that point in the early 2000s i had never before seen a black person play a hero in something i loved or see a black person on tv with an actual role period (me and my sister used to see how long we could watch tv without ever seeing a black person, INCLUDING ads and it would go on for hours) so to little me, all the heroes were white. things slowly got better and i obviously got over that idea but still most roles i saw a black person play on tv was the sassy best friend of the white protagonist who existed only to be a sidekick or anything like that. but this is the first year ive actually felt like things were actually looking up.

between spiderverse, doctor who, and percy jackson i have never seen so many widely loved protagonist roles in mainstream media held by black people ever before in my life, ESPECIALLY by dark-skin people!! and they're well written! and they're the hero! and they have full lives outside of just being "the black character"! idk man it's just nice to finally get this, i love u miles morales, i love u the 15th doctor, i love u annabeth chase <333

#text! #long rambley guy #if you hate them you will die and go to hell. #when they announced leah sava jeffries and ncuti gatwa i CRIEDDDD #and i love watching spiderverse so much bc good GOD miles is definitely has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen #the fucking “get off his ass” in atsv......miles morales ily #sony im looking you dead in the eyes. im giving you the pass to let him say the nword in btsv #its out of character that he hasn't yet

[puppyeared]

its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously

#I have an assignment that was due a week ago and I really really dont want to do it. I have to but i dont want to #im probably making it worse because my brain has built a wall around it so now i can’t do literally anything else until thats done. but #because I don’t want to do it I’m just kinda stuck. turns out this is what they meant when they said emotional regulation is part of #exec dysfunction.. I’ll have a thought like if I get a little bit of it done now i can get it over with. I can just submit something #and then not even 5 minutes later itll be like ugh but I have to draw all the assets out. I have to write things and make spreads ugh #and its just flopping between those two things. i hate it when ppl are like well how much time do you need to work on one thing #because BOY id love to know too. I’d love to know exactly when my brain wants to cooperate with me and work around that but I cant #even my period can’t decide when it wants to punch me in the stomach. which is kinda funny in the grand scheme of things but still #its so weird im just lying on my bed thinking abt all this like damn.. the time will pass anyways no matter what I decide to do.. damn…. #if I submit that assignment now and take the L I literally won’t die. it’ll just be a deduction on an assignment nobody will ask me about #I know this but I’m still stressing myself about it so my thoughts aren’t really connecting to my body. weird #maybe its because Im having a hard time looking forward to things. theres definitely a lot I should be living for but I don’t really feel #a strong attachment to it I guess? it’s been like this for a while with holidays and meeting with friends so I just don’t #I kinda figured its because im pretty passionless and its more like passing interest. but it’s not very fun when it feels like I’m going to #be living distraction to distraction for the next 70 years or so lol #idk it kind of feels like slowly bleeding out. which is funny because I actually did experience blood loss this week #had a 30 minute nosebleed and literally could not stand. also it felt like someone was pinching the back of my brain which was interesting #yapping #does this count as vent #vent #Ive just been making an oc carrd and contemplate changing my blog header for the past 3 days honestly

[agentark]

in the span of maybe an hour, clara oswald goes from, "I already know - don't say it." to, "people like you and me should say things to each other" and I'll never get over it

she literally gets pulled out of time the moment before her death and learns he's been clawing his way back to her for 4.5 BILLION years?? Just to save her??? I would also suddenly and urgently have words

#doctor who #clara oswald #12th doctor #twelveclara #you say goodbye to the person who's most important in the whole universe to you #things between you are left unsaid but not unknown #and then just before your heart stops beating - he's there?? #but he's frantic and desperate and angry and not entirely himself and when you look in his eyes #you know it's been more than a few minutes for him #but BILLIONS of years??? #(Clara's stronger than me I'd pass out or go catatonic from the sheer enormity of that realization) #of course you have to say something in the face of something so terrible and beautiful #and frankly he's too consumed by grief and anger to hear her #but I imagine whatever she said was both a confession and a plea to never do that on her behalf again #dw #i think even at the end clara doesn't quite grasp the sheer depth of his love for her until then #and she never wanted to die - but she didn't want him to do THAT; that level of devotion was unfathomable #god im obsessed with them #when is it my turn

[hereforamediocretimenotalongtime]

ark the animated series ep 6 :

#ark the animated series #ark survival evolved #i think im going to pass out #michelle yeoh as meiyin i love you and will die for you what the fuck

[woahjo]

best friend tendou is so odd. he's so odd. and he's so obsessed with you and he won't say anything. he's really been there for you through everything. pregnancy scares, black outs, breakups, birthdays, all of it, ever since the beginning of college. it's wrong to want you like this, but he does and he's so fucking obsessed with you he could die. he can't help it. and he sort of gets off on how wrong it feels... well, that and to the thought of you fantasizing about him, hand covering your slick center.

thinks all the time about what it would be like if you came onto him. if you crawled on all fours across the bedspread until your face was just in front of his and whispered that you know he thinks about you when he touches himself. tendou thinks constantly about what your eyes look like when you want to fuck someone, when you want to make them feel like a pervert for thinking exactly what you want them to. he can't stop.

he's seen you play with men like toys, teasing and taunting, and all he can thing about is being the next toy you play with. watching you with narrowed eyes and a slick smile while you go on and on and on about the most recent guy you're fucking. meanwhile, he's thinking about what it would be like if you leaned over and asked him if he wanted to be next.

#tendou x reader #oooooohhhhhh im going to die i think #im going to pass away really hard and fast #i need him... #i can't emphasize that enough #my loverboy. my angel. light of my life #weird freak thing i keep in a desk drawer and pull out to squeeze really hard #tw.pregnancy mentions #tw.alcohol #tw.teasing #tw.implied humiliation #best friend tendou you will always be famous #char.tendou #cal.writing

[quirkle2]

anybody else rly rly ill about the amount of grief in his eyes in this scene

[original screencap under the cut]

#qkdraws #id in alt #ayyyee surprise trigun content #vash is rly fun to draw <- girl who says literally everything is fun to draw #except shoes.fuck them thangs #anyway yeah the look in his eyes here rewired me a little bit #imagine animating human emotion so viscerally. who did this.who thought this was ok #apparently im incapable of drawing pointed faces i have to round them out. or ill die or smth #i wanna draw him more but i 1) need Energy and 2) i will have to draw his prosthetic #this isn't an excuse i Will draw his prosthetic im just whining to whine. i ain't no quitter #vash the stampede #trigun stampede #trigun #trigun vash #shoving this in the drafts before i go to bed.hi it's Draft Jay here coming at u live at 1:30am and Starving #literally so hungry.somebody save me <- too worried abt waking her parents to make food #enough of that tho i didn't expect trigun to be so .fucked up #i mean it's a show abt a fucking pacifist gunman who has a brother named Millions Knives.that's so fuckin stupid /pos #who knew how horrid it would get (not me.now i know tho <3) #uhh ur regularly scheduled mob psycho stuff will be back soon in the meantime[passes out]

[cephalonheadquarters]

I hate my ocs so so so so bad how do people do this and be normal about it . also i canr draw diesel consistently sorry

lol..

#These have been waiting to be posted for a while i feel like im going to die every time i post these two together #it ramps up my anxiety so bad causes a visceral reaction but people like my guys .i think #I dont hate posting them. I just feel like i will pass out #splatoon #splatoon oc #oc #chamelo fláje #diesel fintasma #my art

[bobosbillionsknives]

Why's he so sleeepyyuy 🤗💖 I swear there are so many moments of knives yawning what the FUCK does he have to be so sleepy about. 😒 GET YOUR ASS UP AND WORK ! He's so silly I love him

He can't be tired from doing his job because he literally doesn't do anything. 🙄 He always has people doing shit for him he just lies around in his garden all day BROODING.

I always assumed he had terrible nightmares or something because somehow despite his cushy ass lifestyle he seems to get less sleep than VASH dude like are you serious. 🤦‍♂️

#Vash going to sleep after a long day of being chased by 50 assassins and watching innocent people die because of it: 🥱😌🛏️🛌😪😴💤 #Knives going to sleep after a long day of laying in his hammock in his beautiful garden drinking tea and reading his fav books: 😰😨😣😖🫨😢 #Vash is definitely a chronic depressed sleeper . cant think about how miserable I am if im asleep bro 🔥🔥🔥 #meanwhile Knives cant let himself forget about everything that has ever made him upset ever #I think plants can go days without sleeping so Knives will just stay up until he literally passes out and wakes up 14 hours later #millions knives #vash the stampede #trigun

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Not y'all settling for the bare minimum... I get dizzy when I see my girl sometimes, raise your standards

#she's so pretty #so sundar #kokil kanthi apsara #im gonna die #pink is such a color on her good lord #im gonna go lay down #or ima pass out here #she's so #omfgggg #madhav ki radha

[asclepyus]

IM GOING TO PASS OUT RIGHT HERE ON THIS FLOOR

#LOOK ATHIDNSHEBEBBEBEJRG #LOOK #LOOK ST HOM #IM #GOING TO DIE #MY CONCUSSED ASS IS GOONG TO PASS OIY #LOOK ST HIMMMMMMMM #IS HE WEARING A SHIRT WITH JUST SLEEVES JNDERNEATH #HOMY SHITJSHSBSHNSJF #If someone has a better quality image of his pins pls let me know I can’t figure out what they are #I CANT I LOVE. I LOVE HIM. #asclepius #fate grand order

[fauvester]

Ask Game for someone’s OC(s): ✨🍀🍎🍩 svsss ocs?

OOOOH DAAAAA MOSHANG KIDDOS!

🍀 - What originally inspired the OC?

I like making fankids... my cringe fandom achilles heel... and it would be funny if they weren't like golden halo protags and were instead kind of cringe.

🍎 - What is the OC’s relationship w/their parents like?

OH THE MONEYSHOT!

My hot take is that moshang would earnestly do their best to parent but have a lot of baggage that would make it challenging to emotionally connect with children (in addition to 2-3 very time consuming logistical jobs taking up their time.) They're definitely the best parents in SVSSS but the bar is in the Abyss. They love them, but they're not always the best at showing it in a way that they understand.

Oldest son and crown prince Xuejiao (proud, spoiled, inclined to be lazy, prone to crippling migraines that render him indisposed and a bitch) gets along best with Qinghua. Both of them collect palace gossip and like to micromanage; Qinghua gets back into writing and Xuejiao enjoys proofreading while lounging on his father's bed like he owns the place (not the smutty stuff, though, at least he's not supposed to read that.)

He and Mobei Jun have a respectful but distant relationship. I think deep down XJ has some shame that he isn't as proactive about preparing for and fighting for the throne as MBJ, but as a teen he doesn't want to enough to do something about it so he just avoids those feelings by avoiding his father. They're both very aloof and really need a sticky extrovert to bring them out of their shells..

Tiehan by all accounts should get along best with Qinghua because he's the BAAaAaAaAbY and he's small and smiley and very very talkative. But that's all superficial, and underneath that thin layer of cultivated silliness he's as mercenary and brutal as any demon. Mobei Jun is happy to have a child that jumps at the chance to go on hunting trips and put down minor rebellions with him (XJ is NOT leaving his chaise lounge to go OUTSIDE, THANK YOU.) He tramps around in muddy shoes and brings beasts into the palace. Qinghua feels a little guilty that he really can't stand to be around his youngest for more than an hour at a time.

🍩 -Who is your OC’s arch-nemesis or rival?

Other than Various influences in the Northern court that initially conspired to try to poison the crown prince as a baby (those influences are no longer present, or living, and have been rendered unto a soup like homogenate) the closest thing either has to a nemesis is probably the head disciple of Bai Zhan Peak that Xuejiao was inflicted on. She's a jock and a bit of a bully but in her defense her new shidi (who she was NOT consulted on the admission of into her cohort) is arrogant, spoiled and completely disregards her authority. And she can't beat his ass too badly because Liu Qingge himself specifically brought him in to train (at Shang Qinghua's prostrated begging request)

It's always the lot of the Bai Zhan seniors to have beef with half demons, it's how things are done.

#sv3 #moshang #MY FUCKING UHHHHHHH SVSSS KID OCS!!! #mbj seeing young XJ reading military history like ah... he will be a fine strategist. XJ like ugh cant believe my lord father wont let me #read his FUN stories. im just going to sit here and imagine these generals making out. #tiehan... is probably literate...........maybe #i love that young MBJ was such a snotty spoiled little brat lol yes my king! bitch it up! pass it down to your heir! #i like to think that some of SQHs pathetic oily whimpering is a strategy to get people to underestimate him while he quietly outmaneuvers e #tiehan also tries to get people to underestimate him.. class clown short king then BAM! ice beam. ice beam and then you die #hides behind MBJ NOOO YOU CANT HIT ME IM JUST A LITTLE BABYYY. YOU WOULDNT HIT A LITTLE GUY WOULD YOU *knocking arrow* A LIL FELLA?!? HUH?? #mbj mildly endeared because it reminds him of his gorgeous pathetic wet husband that didnt come crusading with them

[glitchydyke]

ohhhhh theyre everything. theyre tragic theyre doomed they’re human they’re inhuman they’re in the story they’re in the narrative they’re a ghost they’re the heart they’re everything. my sweet detective. my love. i love you for what you do. i love you for what you’ve done. i love you even like this as my body rots and yours is no longer your own. i love you even in this space where i am invisible and you are a monster. i love you through life i love you through death i love you through this purgatory they have trapped us in. we are not real we are not touching we do not exist but i am here with you in some twisted and broken way and i hope that makes you feel better. i know what they took from you. i know i cannot give it back. i know this is not really happening. i know we no longer matter. i know that i love you. please know that i love you

#IM GOING TO DIE I AM. FUCKING HELL. LITERALLY GOIJG TO CAVE IN ON MYSELF AND DIE. CHRIST #YAKOU DLC 4EVA. I CRY AND PASS OUT #raincode #rain code spoilers #yakou furio #dan don’t look #mj.thoughts

[anonbinaryweirdo]

if your periods never bother you then what the fuck

#if I'm not cramping then the most EXCRUCIATING pain is going throughout my vagina #if thats not happening im cramping to the point of wanting to die #or. both sometimes. #then i get sm headaches and go lightheaded and just. #UGH. #i fucking passed out earlier today like what 😭 #and im so bitchy too but so unintentionally #im sorry if i seem lik im mad at you but my pussy is this close to being cut off with a fucking lightsaber

[silenthillbunni]

🏥🦷

#damn my teeth on my left side reallyyyyy fkn hurt #last night it started hurting so bad i couldnt fall asleep #i took some regular over the counter pain pills nd they brought down the pain a bit #so it at least didnt hurt as bad as it did first #but now after sleeping a few hours it still hurts :// #idk what to do... bc i've googled but it is like impossible for me to know what this is. could be anything rlly #nd w physical health stuff im not as terrified bc i can just go to the ER. when i was there it only cost $15 lol #but dental care is so fkn expensive i dont even have that in my account #anyway. i could get an 'urgent appointment' which i get financial aid for... probably. thats the thing. it's not 100% certain #idk what i should do bc like i could wait it out nd see if it'll pass nd then wait on my appt the 6th may #or maybe i should call my dentists nd ask them what they think nd if they can give me an urgent appt.. #i hate calling tho. i know that sounds ridiculous esp when im dealing w pain but my avpd makes it so so hard for me. i'd almost rather not #if i was smart nd normal thats what i would do. just call them nd see what they decide for me. maybe i'll wait nd see nd call tmrw.... #nd idk abt the pain. like it rlly hurts but it isnt extreme i think.. but when i press one tooth it hurts a lot nd makes me worried it's #dying 💀 nd like u can actually die from teeth pain nd complications... nd infections nd stuff. it's scary af 😭 #idk if my tooth is dying nd i need to contact a dentist rn or if its smth that can wait for a bit #i mean if i had a job nd a salary i'd book an appt for tmrw nd get it checked but i have to discuss w myself bc i cant afford lol #ugh this is the reason im terrified of dental problems. the pain is awful nd theres nothing u can do if you're poor #my head keeps spinning idk what i should do abt this 😭 i csnt make up my mind. just want it to go away on its own but i know it wont #nd it hurts so that i can barely sleep or eat or concentrate. so i rlly dont know..... #oh if only things were easy