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HELLO???????!!!! I come back from the dead and you post THAT photo???? Amazing, incredible, show stopping, spectacular, never the sa-

SCREAMSSSS SOOOO LOUDDDDDDDD THANK YOUUUUU

#cal care package #also welcome back from the dead #Jesus 2

[woahjo]

i hope all good things happen to you you're so beautiful and radiant and glowing and pretty and stunning and lovely and and...

yea. :]

oh fuck oh god oh shit you’re so kind thank you I hope beautiful things happen to u as well

#cal care package #this rly made me feel so good #I love u and Hope YOURE doing well!!!

[woahjo]

I love talking in anonymous because I can say that I have a crush on you 😆😆😆😆😆😆

omg but if ur anonymous you’ll never know if I have a crush on u

#cal care package #squeezes ur cheeks #have a good day!!

[woahjo]

i love chugging ice water just before it's cold enough to give u a brain freeze and it hurts a little bc it's cold but it hurts so good

#FUCK it's so good

[woahjo]

you're so pretty!!

thank you so much!!!!

#cal care package #y’all are so nice I’m blushing bad

[woahjo]

I AM ON ONE KNEE WITH A RINGPOP RN U ARE SO GORGEOUS AND I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU PLEEEASE JUST GIVE ME ONE CHANCE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PL

OAK BABY U DONT HAVE TO BEG MY LEGS ARE SPREAD AND MY RING FINGER IS POPPED

#cal care package #mutuals! #BABY I WANT YOU #and thank you 🥹

[woahjo]

woah your skin is so clear!! and you’re so so pretty!! <33

it is now confirmed that your outer appearance is as beautiful as your inner appearance (extremely beautiful) (and inner appearance as in your lovely vibes <3)

i hope you had lots of fun and remembered to put sunscreen and drink water!! love u callie pie :)

oh gosh thank you!!!!! I fear the sun did me a lot of favors yesterday 😭😭😭

and yes!!! it was so much fun, you’re so sweet!! I hope u have a good day/night <3

#cal care package #I’m so shy omg

[woahjo]

CAL!!! YOU ARE STUNNING, WORLD’S MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN FOR REAL

SMTBEJDBDJEBSNDJEJE BLUSHES BADDDDDD THANK YOU

#cal care package #I’m BLUSHING SO BSD IM SHY

[woahjo]

here’s a pretty picture I took at the pool that I want to put everywhere

it’s deleted oops

#you know when u get a good picture of yourself and you’re like #can’t believe I did that? #I feel that way about this photo #anyway pls don’t save.. reblog.. or ss #delete later #I also haven’t put a picture of myself on here in forever #christening the new blog with its first face reveal (boob picture)

[woahjo]

I took a rly fun pool picture and I kinda wanna post it here

#but I’m shy I haven’t posted a picture of myself on here in ages

[woahjo]

i love u women with round faces

#you are so beautiful #oh my god im going to sob

[woahjo]

#straw hat for u mint

[woahjo]

the shrek movies are unironically some of the funniest movies ever made and i'll stand by that

#the 'it's a thong!!!' line about pinnochio's underwear #i gotta rewatch shrek 2 #PEAK #saw a clip on tiktok and giggled so bad

[woahjo]

"so should us two BAD BASTARDS hook up or what?" IM PISSING MY PANTS

awww jame's season 2 haircut

[woahjo]

he's so just along for the ride bro

awww jame's season 2 haircut

#'i have an HB pencil' yes u do good job!

[woahjo]

awww jame's season 2 haircut

#i love him! #token dude

[woahjo]

why did the season 1 finale hit that hard

#im crying #they are just kids!!! they're just kids!!!!