#im being so funny rn

[stiffyck]

You know body swap aus?

Desert duo body swap au but they're both trans guys but grian is the most dysphoric guy you'll ever meet and he got top surgery vs Scar who couldn't care less and has barely any dusphoria and doesn't even own a binder.

Theyre both suffering but in two very different ways.

"Scar do you seriously not have anything else besides a sports bra"

"Grian you stole my tits"

#im being so funny rn #might be a bit delirious who knows #stiff talk #trans scar #delete later #< putting that tag there for morning me who is probably gonna be mad lmao

[kitamars]

oh no! more ginhiji

#hhhhhhhhhhhh theyyy areeee eatinggggg myyyy BRAIIIIIN #using them as a coping mechanism to avoid the horrors of silver soul #i reached the second half and i. i need a breather #i’m trying to figure out what my favourite dynamic of ginhiji is so i can make comics about it later but rn my brain is just like #haha they want to punt each other into the sun yet they are inexplicably drawn to each other so they may as well burn together #gin san being like oh well i guess this is happening now?? and toshi trying to gaslight himself out of this waking nightmare #it’s very funny to consider #they are very much a romantic comedy but more emphasis on the comedy aspect with tragedy bits coming out of nowhere to kill you dead #so like gintama yk #also hijikata’s hair is a nightmare to draw im trying so hard #girl help #sakata gintoki #hijikata toushirou #ginhiji #hijigin #gintoki x hijikata #hijikata x gintoki #there are so many tags for one pairing hhhh #gintama #ok bye

[abstractfrog]

SILVER BLAZE PART THREE - happy jonkday everyone. one of these days i'll draw a scene that doesn't take place at night

#sherlock & co #sherlock and co #love when they quote acd holmes #a couple notes: i think i probably made sherlock more excitable than he actually is in this scene #its my opinion that he smiles more than we're giving him credit for but mostly i just needed to make the comic dynamic #and the thought of sherlock excitedly shaking watson was rly funny so. i did that. creative freedom #2. love that u can hear him stimming here i love him so muchhhh #3. the implication that sherlock sat and watched 6 hours. SIX HOURS of totally silent footage #and thought to himself 'hm...that was a bit quiet. TOO quiet...better wake my podcaster' #SENDS me #4. what on earth happens after this scene. does he just leave without elaborating. #anyway theyre fun to draw so thats overriding my sense that im being really annoying rn #im sooo sorry ;0; #5. yeah john has it all. freckles. stretch makes. body hair. scars. mwah #patsart

[karkatbug]

1 day to go! Day 5 - Worst Enemies

dirk poked the bear and all he had to say for himself was 'yikes' dsjkfhfkh

@413countdown

#i still think its funny how dirk thought it was a good idea to piss off kanaya #i think its even funnier that he acknowledges that this is scary by saying oh fk shes pissed u couldnt pay me to be near her rn #i love all and any art depicting kanaya being a dirk hater its just so fucking funny to me idk why #like even in a modern au imagine rose leaving dirk and kanaya in a room together or something im crying #homestuck #413countdown #ult!dirk #dirk strider #rose lalonde #rosebot #kanaya maryam #rosemary #jade harley #hsfanart #my art #hs2

[reineydraws]

wanted: marine hunter takanome mihawk

#shanks: oh i want him alright #dracule mihawk #takanome mihawk #one piece #one piece fanart #op fanart #i accidentally went way extra on this than i intended to 💀 i got bored waiting for my brother + my phone was charging #it was just supposed to be a b&w sketch with his eyes yellow or red but it got out of hand when i was like 'maybe i'll do skin for funsies' #ah well. im really starting to get into painting with this one brush. one day i'll merge it with the style i use more #cuz rn i tend to break out the painting only when i wamt smth a liiiiittle👌 more realistic. #i stress that 'little' bc calling my style 'realistic' in any sort of way feels inaccurate lol #i digress #i love imagining marine hunter mihawk being some teenage punk between the ages of 17 and 23 #idk when he became a warlord but if he had this epithet even before roger's death that would put him in mid-to-late teens #since at roger's execution he was 19 amd already had yoru #so it's kinda funny to imagine the marines being hunted by some teenager with dramatic sideburns and an even more dramatic sword #last post of the year! :) #i had no chill this month. pls dont expect anything on my blog again till march lol. #(im half-serious; im going on vacation for all of february and i have some prior pieces i need to focus on in jan haha. we'll see tho!)

[fantasykiri5]

BEHOLD! Smallidarity

#I’m doing my part!! 🫡💪💪💪 #my art #this too is smallidarity #gemcyt #I DID mildly tweak Joel’s design but it’s not because I don’t like it! #it’s just because im honor bound to never ever draw him as a twink 🫡 him being a Pearl is perfect story wise but he is NOT that thin #and the curly hair is a personal preference. I like making his green streak look like a B for beans it’s funny #jimmys I left the same other than hair shape. I just drew it like a usually do which is pretty close to his actual lapis design. #it’s a barely noticeable difference #anyways HERE HE IS!!! THE LOSER!! THE IDIOT!! THE MOST SOPPING WEIRDO OF ALL TIME!! #DIANITE #!!!!! #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #jimmy solidarity #jimmy solidarity fanart #smallishbeans fanart #smallidarity #<- FEEDING THE TAG DOING MY PART!! The poor thing is pretty much just being kept going by the shapeshifter AU rn #so I gotta fix that #anyways yeah. here he is. the scorce of my insanity #I think I might have made him TOO cutesy. too Babygirl… no. no he contains Jimmy he can’t be too Babygirl. #he’s just the right amount Babygirl 😌 #also last thing but I colored the words all by hand. I had to use images and they were black so I did the shapes myself and I’m proud of it

[good-beans]

Do you love the color of the Fuuta?

(Yuno / Mahiru)

#milgram #fuuta kajiyama #i needed something simple to keep my hands busy while doing something else #and these came out way nicer than i expected?? #i really want to do yuno and mahiru too -- its just too late rn ;-; #which one is your favorite #i think he looks funny and emo with kazui and kotokos palette #but im partial to the pink and purple looks from muu/yuno #blonde fuuta is... interesting... #oughghh my brain stopped being a human so now its bedtime!!! ill be back tomorrow :3 #rose posts

[osachiyo]

Y'ALL.

#I MET THIS DUDE #AND HES A PROFESSIONAL VA AND #HE SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE TODO #I TOLD HIM TO DO AN IMPRESSION AND HE DID THE “MY BESTO FRIENDO” THING AND FUCK #IM IN LOVE #I THINK #HES SO SWEET TOO 🥹 #AND HE LOVES TV GIRL #AND HE SUNG FOR ME #AND HE SOUNDED FUCKING AMAZING #SOMEONE CALM ME DOWN IM LITERALLY MELTING RN HES SO FUCKING CUTE #AND FUNNY #UGHSJSKJDIDDBDB D #anyway im sorry for being dead for like 2 days #or was or 1 day #idek

[enka11]

HELTER-SPIDER

#ensemble stars #kohaku oukawa #flosart #/ #// #eye strain cw #something happened i saw him and i just started drawing i was being haunted #its so funny cause i was jokingly complaining about no kohaku even i cursed us all #i might edit this later w more stuff but i need to go do something rn #BTW I PRIORITIZED THIS OVER HOMEWORK IM FUCKED TOMORROW ! #update: thank ye for 100 note.s.......! and for the compliments too aheheh (shy)

[birdricks]

every member of the smith/sanchez family is autistic and queer. see my vision

#rick and morty #rnm spoilers #??!????? kinda #so funny that morty is technically the straightest member of the family now 😭 minus comic content #ALSO YEAH. ILL DIE ON THE HILL OF THEM ALL BEING AUTISTIC #rick is canonically and morty is … kind of canonically? #jerry is pretty obviously autistic to me. he has a lot of typical Dad Autism interests and hobbies #and seems very unaware when it comes to social situations. also the balloon game lol… hes stimming idc #beth is sooo similar to rick. she definitely is lol and her being a weird kid is part of it #literal horse girl!!!!!! #summer is TOOOOOOO. being very obsessed w fitting in #which is obvs like. a Teenager thing but u understand right. #THESE R VERY SIMPLIFIED EXPLANATIONS ‼️‼️ im just lazy rn #but Trust me. theyre all sooo autistic its unreal. a world where neurodivergent is the norm and neurotypical is the minorty… #oh and as for the queer part. well theyve all (minus morty) had a same gender relationship in the show #and ill live and die by rick and morty being trans.

[vigilskeep]

the reason i do still want to try fhawke for my red hawke/anders disease sometime is that the visuals of the genuinely intimidating bloodthirsty brash young mercenary and their healer boyfriend who despite all this calls them sweetheart <3 really just get better

#the funniest concept i ever came up with for handers #was seb meeting anders for the first time in like a social situation rather than combat #and in his head anders is immediately just hawke’s boyfriend. like yeah mercenaries usually have someone on their arm #because he doesnt wear armour or anything #and then he shows up to combat and seb has to recalibrate a bit #anyway which half of this couple will commit the biggest atrocity the answer will surprise you #im sorry i keep making this joke but theres something SO funny to me about #anders being characterised as this larger than life villain #and the whole time he was in kirkwall he was this grey warden healer of refugees saviour of mages #and hawke the ‘champion’ was like babe im interrogating some poor bastard in my estate rn but after that please let me kill for you #and he’s INTO THAT

[puppyeared]

they could make a new we didnt start a fire song with the amount of dystopian fuckery going on

#genocide and colonization; AI takeover; greedflation; american election; photomatt; covid pandemic; measles comeback #human rights violations; war crimes; tiktok; elon musk; low wages and layoffs at an all time high; ceo paycuts; online censorship #climate change; oil spills; car centric infrastructure #just to name a few off the top of my head. im not even saying this to be funny im like dead serious full on depressed #i hate being so negative on main because it feels defeatist and sends everyone into a spiral #but i really want to change the world if i can help it and that means not ignoring everything thats going on even when my brain is #screaming 'its so over.' i want more ways to change the world but thats exactly why the current systems in place thrive on supression #more ppl should hate the way things are instead of accepting it because none of this should be justified in the first place #please dont be sad. be angry because i think we all deserve to be the way things are going rn and i want to punch elons teeth in #vent #yapping

[untimelyambition]

veeeery parasocial of me but i love jon matteson hes just a silly little dude

#guys the hatchetfield brainrot is getting to me #jon matteson #hes just a little DUDEEEEE #im just looking at his vocals in tgwdlm compared to npmd #and his tgwdlm vocals were SO good don’t get me wrong #but i feel like his npmd vocals are somehow so much better???? #and yes im aware the npmd proshot uses the studio recordings but even looking at that vs the tgwdlm album #he is so talented…….. #and all his lines were so fucking funny in npmd his comedic timing and delivery are excellent #nani is my favourite line in the whole show i think #his vocals on ‘im not a loser’ UNMATCHED!!! so raw and powerful i cried #and watching all the little ‘jon matteson being a starkid fan’ compilations… it’s doing things to my psyche #im being SOOOOO parasocial rn #but like. love that dude hes just a funky guy #and the video of him and his fucking sweet bread babies or whatever they are on insta #giving them names and putting egg wash on them. #like???? #love that silly little dude #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #tilda rambling

[thinkin-bout-milgram]

Episode 32: The Reality of Art Students

Disclaimer: I don’t take credit for the translations. These are from the official Milgram account and put on the comic for a more friendly viewing experience.

-mercury

#milgram #ミルグラム #minigram #milgram project #milgram amane #milgram mikoto #amane momose #mikoto kayano #admin mercury #translation #mikoto the entire time: you sly dog you got me monologuing again #mikoto being an art student is still so funny to me #sorry this one took a while im so distracted rn #and im gonna complain ab the power being out last night too again #so very unfortunate

[thegirlsarethriving]

just finished undertale. ok i see the vision. i now understand yall's Sans-to-Benrey obsession pipeline. and the Papyrus-to-Tommy Coolatta pipeline

#undertale #hlvrai #hlvrai2 #benrey #tommy coolatta #papyrus #benry #hlvrai benry #sans undertale #sans #undertale sans #undertale spoilers #i loved Papyrus so much and the whole time i was playing i was like hmm he reminds me of someone...? TOMMY. HE REMINDS ME. OF TOMMY. #i played pacifist but i saw how if u kill every1 n spare Papyrus Sans tells him every1 else is on a vacation bc truth would be too hard #file under: lies Gordon would tell Tommy if anything happened to Sunkist or his dad Gman #we wanna protect Tommy but on the other hand. the horrors r everywhere & Tommy go ham with a gun (he's terrified & acting on pure instinct) #(even tho Tommy has definitely faced his share of horrors in contrast to how Papyrus's loved ones try to shelter him from bloodshed) #i wanna write a paper psychoanalyzing Sans and Benrey in comparison to each other SOOOOO badly #it's been a hot minute since i last watched hlvrai (have seen it at least 4 times but not recently. did watch bbvrai live tho!) #im so extremely tired rn so i can't form proper thoughts :( but like: #they both have unfathomable otherworldly power and knowledge of their respective universes #but u wouldn't know it bc they're presented as just some chill guy who likes to make jokes and Vibe man #sike! they're a being of elderitch levels of power #they both act in accordance to game code but Sans can control parts of it (can see the timeline) while Benrey is much more subject to it #in some ways they are the antithesis of each other's motives but also contain the same vibes (all-powerful guy laidback n funny final boss) #Sans is judgment but doesn't interfere with the timeline. Benrey takes action that's “i knew this was gonna happen” #Benrey is fought as the final villain whereas Sans is arguably the final hero fight #anyways THEIR VIBES ARE BOTH SO !!!!!!!!!!!!! #idk if they'd be besties or mortal enemies #they can bond over being “unserious” (but they both take their true jobs very seriously. security guard and judgment bringer respectively)

[oatbugs]

pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me! #LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️ #but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe