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kimthwariru · 7 years

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Acquaintances → Chapter 2

Genre: Smut! Angst

«Yeah im weak, and what’s wrong with that? Oh boy, I love it when I fall for that» -Weak AJR

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He doesn’t know what has gotten into him. Jungkook can’t get you off his mind. The other night he was fucking this girl he met at a party, she was drunk and so was he. He fucked her doggy style so he couldn’t see her face and he imagined you, he felt that you were the one clenching your walls around him, that you were the one moaning out his name otherwise he wouldn’t come. Jungkook imagined you while fucking someone else and that was a problem. He has never done that before -ever-. He knows he will eventually forget you, he can’t just replay that fucking night on his head again and again besides, you weren’t his type. Not because you weren’t a cool or a hot girl, because holy fuck Jungkook could talk to you all day about his problems and be overwhelmed by your beauty at the same time, you were everything he needed. But no, you weren’t his type simply because his type isn’t girls like you, he feels like you could do so much better than him, you could do better than someone like Jungkook, a player someone who doesn’t care about you or your feelings enough. Because even though Jungkook likes you he still cant see himself being with you. All he though about was sex and that’s it. -at least that’s what he convinced him self to believe-

You promised yourself no more parties. The last one was a tremendous mistake. How could you? How could you sleep with your childhood best friend? How drunk were you? Apparently not enough since you remember every fucking detail of that damn night, and the most troubling part is that you liked it. You liked it so much that you even found yourself almost masturbating to it… but when you realized that you were touching yourself while thinking about him you immediately stopped. This couldn’t happen, this was wrong in so many levels. He has probably already forgotten about you and you can’t get hurt for that. You knew well who Jungkook was you had heard about him and all the rumors were true -especially the ones that talked about him giving great sex- Sometimes you’re afraid to close your eyes because you feel like you’re going to imagine that night again and you won’t be able to stop. Jungkook is a nice kid but not in relationships, you remember one night hearing a talk in a bathroom about him. Apparently he had 2 girls at the same time, leaving one almost pregnant. Jungkook was no good. You fucking know it. Then why can’t you get him off your head?

Walking around the convenience store at 3 am looking for drinks has been a habit by now. Every time you think about him you need to drink so you can wash him off. It’s stupid, you’re weak but fuck, it hurts. You were at the section were the drinks were, as you extenuate your arm to grab a scotch on the top self you hear a particularly familiar voice.

“Y/N?”

You turn your head to the direction where the voice came from. You shake your head in disbelief a bit. Were you hallucinating? Or were you looking at Jungkook for real?

“Jung- Jungkook?” You say not believing you are actually saying his name out loud

He came closer, he grabbed the bottle that you were holding and inspected it “scotch?” He smirked “I didn’t have you for a girl that drinks scotch”

Is he seriously going to talk about scotch? Are you seriously talking to Jungkook right now? “Yeah, It’s for special occasions” you look down trying to avoid eye contact. Jungkook’s stare is too tempting right now and with all the dirty thinking you’ve done these past days about him his smirk doesn’t help at all.

“Special occasions?” Jungkook scoffed a bit “Do you have company back home? Are you on a date perhaps?” Jungkook didn’t want to sound discreet, but something inside of him twisted to the thought of you drinking, laughing and god knows even fucking another man. And he knows it shouldn’t bother him, he shouldn’t even care, but jungkook almost wants to grab you right now and throw you to the first counter he finds, making you unable to walk back home leaving whoever is waiting for you alone and with the knowledge that you are taken -that you are his-. But jungkook knows he can’t do this, he cares about you too much to do it.

“If I had a date I wouldn’t be here alone would I?” You were confused as to why jungkook asked this kind of question. Especially the way he said it, it was as if he was jealous and not just a friend simply being interested. Or you just overanalyzed it because you actually wanted him to be jealous. Because jealousy means that he cares and you want jungkook to care… But then again, its Jeon Jungkook we are talking about, the 20 year old one not the 13 one.

Jungkook tried to suppress his smile but he couldn’t help it, the edges of his mouth curled upwards and he was happy to know that you weren’t dating anyone. But he knew that sooner or later that had to happen, an amazing girl like you would sure find a good guy that will love you and treat you right, something that Jungkook can’t do simply because he knows himself too good. Jungkook liked this girl once, he was really into her, of course she wasn’t you she didn’t have a past with him and he never imagined her while having sex with someone else, but still, jungkook liked her enough to ask her out on a date for the first time ever. Things were going okay the first weeks, Jungkook felt nice and he thought that he could finally settle down. But then, about a month after they had started their relationship jungkook cheated, and he cheated badly. He started having this affair with another girl while being in a relationship with the first one. He didn’t care bout the girl anymore, he was bored because he got tired of fucking the same pussy over and over again. One night the condom broke and the second girl got pregnant, Jungkook didn’t want a baby, and he certainly didn’t want a baby with this side chick so he made her have an abortion. The girl he had be dating learnt about it, she was more than devastated. Jungkook might be an asshole but he knew he broke her heart, he knew he left a trauma behind. Both girls were deeply hurt. And that was it, what Jungkook learnt from this experience is that he is no good for a relationship, that’s why he thinks that he doesn’t deserve you, because even though he might be mad about you now, he will probably hurt your feelings in the future and he doesn’t want that, he doesn’t know what he would do if he ever hurt you.

“I should get going” Jungkook said. Your heart almost stopped, you didn’t want him gone, this minute has been the best minute you had this past week. As he turned around you stopped him, it seemed like he flickered at your touch

“Wait” you paused grabbing one more scotch “ Can you help a girl take down two bottles?” You tried to act confident and not needy when in reality you were, you were so needy of him, you wanted to just talk to him until the sun rises. You knew Jungkook wouldn’t say no to drinks.

“Y/N, I- I don’t know if I should” Jungkook hesitated. That was weird, you knew he wouldn’t turn you down, not after you knew that he liked you enough to spend a night with you. What was troubling him?

“Hey what’s going on? Why are you giving me the cold shoulder all of the sudden?”

What was he going to answer? He couldn’t say the truth, because he doesn’t even believe the truth. He doesn’t believe he doesn’t want to hang out with you because he has this small crush on you. He couldn’t fucking spill that. But he also couldn’t find an excuse and he didn’t want to sound rude, so there is only one thing left. Jungkook sucks it up and goes back home with you. How the fuck is he going to control himself? He has masturbated to you a thousand times by now. You were all he could think about, how is he supposed to sit next to you and not touch you? Especially when alcohol has inserted into his system. “Y/n, just for a little bit okay? I need to wake up early tomorrow”

“Sure” you go passed him heading towards the cashier to pay the drinks when his hand stops you, and along with your movement your breathing stops as well. Skinship is something you can’t handle with Jungkook, you know it’s your weakness and you have to fight it.

“Let me pay, please”

“Alright but next time is on me”

Fuck, Jungkook couldn’t believe you just said ‘next time’. He wanted a ‘next time’ so bad but he knew it should never happen, a next time could really damage things

You opened the door to your house leaving the bag with the drinks on the kitchen counter. You see Jungkook getting out of his jacket and you can spot his toned skin peaking through his v shirt, his muscles trying to escape the cotton fabric. You try not to drool over him because that was pathetic, you never stare at guys like that but you couldn’t help it with Jungkook, knowing what’s under there slowly and painfully killed you.

“Do you want to see a movie?” You ask, mainly because a movie was more comforting than talking with Jungkook. If you started discussing with him, watching his mouth move, his brown eyes looking at you with a way they only can, you would be lost in a second.

“Im only staying a little, we don’t have enough time for a movie” Jungkook said grabbing one of the bottles and opening it up “Where are your glasses?”

“To the left shelf” you see Jungkook heading towards the direction and you have some time to admire his back muscles and thighs. God those thighs, they look like they are begging to get out of his jeans -and you would be happy to help with that-. You shake your head and try to snap back to reality as you see him coming towards you with two glasses filled with scotch on his hands

“Here you go” he hands you the glass and as you touch hands a spark must have float around the room. It was so quick yet it was enough for you to feel his warmth and the butterflies growing in your stomach. He sat down on the couch next to you and his cologne wasn’t helping your mind at all. He was a drag. “So how have you been doing this past week?” He asks while looking at his scotch.

How have you been doing? You’ve been thinking about him literally all week long. God you wanted to kiss him and get it out of your system but everything has its limits, iron ore cannot be educated into gold. “It’s been chill, how about you?”

He turned his gaze up to you. He stared at your eyes a bit before answering “Same, nothing much”

The night was good, you were at the third glass and you were laughing at a joke Jungkook just said. It was nice to catch up with Jungkook after such a long time, you don’t feel such a stranger next to him after talking for this past hour. He indeed is a really nice kid, you just wish he was something more. Your head started spinning and you couldn’t think straight, all you could think about was his lips. Jungkook would caught you staring at his bottom lip while he was talking but he never said something about it, only thing he did was very slowly lick his bottom lip from side to side and it felt like he did it on purpose. But you couldn’t deal with him anymore, as you see him pause from what he was saying you go closer, your nose touching his, you were drunk, you didn’t know what you were doing but everything felt so right.

“Y/n?” Jungkook tried so hard not to moan your name as your scent bathed him. He knows he took it too far, he shouldn’t have played with you when you were staring at his lips -especially when you were drunk- but he couldn’t help it. It gives him so much confident to know that a girl like you was staring at his lips. You come even closer and Jungkook starts wondering if you can hear his heart beat, because let me tell you, his heart was beating extremely loud. “Y/n” Jungkook repeats and rests his forehead on yours “We shouldn’t, I should go”

“No” you grab his hand making it wrap around your waist “Stay” you paper kiss his cheek

“I won’t be able to control my self if you keep doing that”

“Then don’t” you say, and start kissing his lips, jungkook trows you down on the couch and falls on top of you kissing you deeply. Jungkook can’t believe this is actually happening, he never thought he would see you again and now he is on top of you planting kiss along your face. Jungkook didn’t want to have sex with you tonight, he really didn’t, this would be too far. But he doesn’t think he can control himself. Jungkook will definitely give in if you make a move, and that really troubles him. Jungkook wants you to make a move, because he wants you badly. But what after tonight? Would you want more from him? His train of thoughts got lost when you started nibbling on his neck. Jungkook loved that, especially coming from you. ‘I should be in bed’ is what he should have said, but he’s too weak

You let yourself feel his warmth knowing that you wouldn’t have it forever. Jungkook is there with you and he is hard groaning at your touch, there is literally nothing you wanted more than just that.

“Jungkook” you moan “lets go upstairs”

Shit, he cursed internally. Jungkook thought about all the things he wanted to do to you tonight, he wanted to make you scream on top of your lungs and then hit you… bad. But then he would want to caress your face, and gently kiss you. He couldn’t believe he got hard just by simply imagining what he would do to you. He knew better than that, he had better stamina and will power but still, you managed to make him rock.

He dug his nails into your skin, making you writhe underneath him and create a tantalizing friction between you two. You gasped audibly when you felt him rip away your skirt and underwear, quickly digging his fingers into your warmth. Jesus, those long motherfuckers really reached right up to your innermost walls. To shut you Jungkook shoved the fingers of his free hand into your mouth which you greedily sucked on. “You’re sure you still want to go upstairs?” He hissed right into your ear

“Please” you manage to say while a couple of his fingers were still in your mouth. Jungkook waited no more, he took you on his arms and headed upstairs to where your bedroom was. He threw you o bed and you curled up to the side enjoying the sight you had. Jungkook getting out of this damn shirt and jeans, his muscles finally making an appearance even thought you could technically already see them before. Jungkook noticed you staring and a smirk appeared on his perfect face

“Like what you see?”

“Please..” you chuckle. You like the arrogant and cocky Jungkook, he was fun

He came closer, your faces millimeters away “Is ‘Please’ the only word you know?” Jungkook bit your ear “Because by the end of this, ‘stop’ will be the only thing you will be able to say”

You stopped breathing when he said that, you squeezed your thighs together trying to relieve the feeling you had going on in between your legs, Jungkook noticed “Want me to help with that?” You nodded and in no time Jungkook’s head was over your area. He grabbed your waist making you stable for him as he started licking circles around your clit. You moan so hard to that because you’ve been wanting it for so long. Jungkook’s tangue feels so warm and it does such a great job you could literally come right now. “Fuck you are so wet” Jungkook took a small break from licking you before he started shoving his tongue inside of you.

“Ah Jungkook, Yes” Jungkook was rubbing your g-spot with his tongue over and over and it felt like you wouldn’t be able to last long so you pulled away, throwing him on the bed and going down to his member. You spit on it 2 times before you start jerking him off, you didn’t use your mouth at first, you always liked to tease him. “You like that?” You ask Jungkook, a cheeky smile on your face.

Jungkook licked his lips, feeling your hands around him felt so good, it felt better than feeling other girls’ vaginas. That’s how bad he wanted you. But even though he was satisfied with you only using hands, Jungkook knew you would use mouth eventually and he knew for a fact that you wanted to tease him so he grabbed your neck and forced you on his cock’s head. Jungkook was rough in bed, but he always wanted to make sure you were fine with what he would do, just because you’re y/n.

“Be a good girl and let me throat fuck you, would you?” Hearing Jungkook talk like that light up a spark inside of you, you hum in response as he starts thrusting his hard member in and out of your mouth. Jungkook was going so fast you thought the bed would fall in pieces “Fuck! You feel so good baby”

That’s it, that’s what Jungkook shouldn’t have said to you. It felt nice saying it, it felt sincere but it was too much, what he was filling was too much and what you two were doing only fed up to those feelings. Jungkook shouldn’t have said ‘baby’, this was too close, this thing you had became too intimate. Jungkook felt wrong for saying that but he saw no reaction from you, so he just omitted it. But still, it happened. And Jungkook knows that sooner or later this had to stop, but you feel too good right now and he wants to stop thinking about other things and just focus on your mouth rapped around his length which was eager to get a taste from your pussy.

Jungkook stops and you remove your lips from his member, a saliva string following your mouth. Jungkook fucking loved the sight. He grabs your ass giving it a firm squeeze before bringing you closer to his naked body. He starts kissing your neck while slapping your ass and you can feel his hard member resting on your stomach just above your area. He threw you down words, not doggy style because fuck doggy style, you were the one he wanted and there was no need to hide your face when the only face he wants to see while fucking is yours. And that’s was bothering him, a whole fucking lot. You bit his neck and Jungkook puts his tip in you, a few seconds later, when he was certain that you had stretched enough to accommodate him, he began moving in and out, grabbing your ass to maintain his rhythm. Your arms wrapped around his neck while your fingers pulled at his short brown hair at the nape. You moan as you feel him stretching you good.

“God, harder oppa”

You were both socked. Jungkook didn’t believe his ears, he was older than you and it would be considered totally normal if you called him oppa. But you never called him like that, even when you were little. He doesn’t know why but you calling him oppa turned him on so much more. He started thrusting harder inside of you just because of that damn honorific you used. You don’t know why you said it either. You just felt like it, Jungkook was treating you like an oppa, he did buy you the drinks and he fucked you good. Even though it felt so right to say, you were still skeptical about it. Jungkook was going very hard but he still made very delicate moves towards you, he capped your face and came closer leaving a hickey under your jawline “Call me oppa again” he whispered, but it seemed more like a growl. Fuck, did he like it? Did Jungkook like being called oppa in general or just by you? You really hopeed for the second one.

“You’re fucking me so good oppa please keep going”

You thrust yourself back towards him to get more and more and more of him until it was almost too much, too big, too thick. You were filled to the brim, spread out around his length as he plunged in and out. You could hear your own rasping breath and forgot about everything, about why you called him oppa, what you would do after tonight, what you and jungkook were, you could hear his rough pants and feel his pleasure growing with yours as he changed rhythm, rough, fast and hard then smooth and so slow you ached with it, both of your pleasures building up begging for release. Jungkook plunged into you one more time, he held himself still for one long, long moment, his hands so tight on your flesh you was going to have bruises, then he groaned and pulled out, spilling himself in pale, curling streams all over you.

“Let me clean you up” Jungkook got up but you stoped him, you grabbed a towel and cleaned his cum off of you. Jungkook was smiling like a kid the entire time, it was maybe because you looked so pure while doing it or because of this fucking crush he had no you… or maybe both. Jungkook didn’t care about anything he grabbed you and kissed you like there was no tomorrow. He lightly stroked your hair and smiled.

“Jungkook, weren’t you supposed to wake up early tomorrow?”

Jungkook threw you on bed with him, wrapping his hand around you “Fuck that shit” he said and buried his head on your hair, he loved the smell of your shampoo, he could smell it all day. But then Jungkook realized, he can’t. Because he couldn’t have you like this all day, god he shouldn’t have you at all. The situation between the two of you was too complicated, sometimes Jungkook felt overwhelmed by your existence. You were everything he needed yet he was everything you needed to stay way from. You made flowers grow in his lungs and although they were beautiful, Jungkook couldn’t fucking breathe.

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houseofdemi-blog · 7 years

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Playing with Fire - 08 [Finale]

Summary: After breaking up with you, you decide the only way to get back at your -now ex-boyfriend and avoid public humilliation is by making a deal with resident bad boy Min Yoongi: you’ll give him money as long as he pretends to be your new boy.

Genre: Romance.

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Rating: Mature (BITCH READ IT IM NOT SPOILING ANYTHING THIS TIME)

Length: 3.3k

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 - Part 7 - Part 8 [Finale]

A/N: wowowo so its finally here i decided to end this on part 08 bc 8 is my lucky number so anyways thank you so much for enjoying this as much as i enjoyed writing it and for your lovely messages im so emo now i need a moment BY THE WAY someone had the amazing idea of creating a playlist with songs inspired by the story so id love for you guys to send me which songs you think fit the fic?? id appreciate that a lot :)

Yoongi's eyes focused on the fan on the cieling. Staring, but not looking. Beer bottles surrounding his unmade bed; clothes scattered all over the floor; the TV's screen, pitch black. The window is closed. So is his door. The blinds are not entirely down. There are a few rays of afternoon to evening providing him with light. Enough light to keep staring at the cieling. A cigarette dangling from between his index and middle fingers. A lighter resting on his sheets, right next to his head. Ashes falling on the carpet, right on top of a small plastic bag of weed. Smoke filling the air as it filles his lungs. Blinding his vision, blinding his brain cells. The fan kept moving. Slowly. Too slowly. He didn't remember it being that slow. His eyes tried to keep up with the blades but they're too slow. He didn't remember them being that slow.

He heard his phone's ringtone in the distance.

He doesn't bother to pick it up. He hasn't picked up his phone since the moment you stopped picking up yours.

'Bro, what's up? How're you doing?'

He would snort if he could. If he had the energy to fake a laugh, to fake a smile. But his face hadn't left the scowl that appeared on it the morning he woke up to not find you beside him anymore. And that was exactly twenty nine days, eleven hours, thirty two minutes and fifteen, sixteen, seventeen.... seconds. But who was counting?

'You haven't left your apartment in almost two weeks, man.'

Of course he hadn't. He did leave his apartment the following two weeks after you started hiding from him. Because that's exactly what you were doing. And he knew you were hiding from him because those first two weeks he had been calling you, messaging you, he had been showing up at the places you and your friends -and you two together, for Christ's sake- always hung out at and -ignoring your neighbors' judgemental looks and the high possibility of your mum feeding his body to a Rottweiler- he had shown up at your doorstep, only to leave a couple minutes before when you hadn't answered the door.

'We just don't even know what's wrong with you. You should be happy that bitch disappeared.'

He should. He really should. He should be happy he didn't have to go to any of your friend's snobby parties. He should be happy he didn't have to pick you up from school everyday. He should be happy you were out of his apartment and his life.

Because at the end of the day, he knew this would happen. You both did. He knew the moment to approached him with such a stupid idea, the finale would be both of you going your separate ways. That's what your imaginary contract had said.

But he missed keeping an arm around you while a bunch of preppy kids threw daggers at him. He missed you greeting him with a -too enthusiastic, too feigned- kiss after saying goodbye to your classmates. He missed your legs on his lap, he missed the scent of your hair on his pillow and the way your body curled up to his in your sleep.

And, fuck it if he was crazy, but he was sure you had fallen for him as much as he had fallen for you. He knew it stopped being pretend the moment his lips met yours.

'You need to do something, Suga. You can't keep isolating yourself.'

Taking a long and last drag from his cigarette, he dropped the butt on the floor. He closed his eyes and held the smoke for a while, enjoying the burning feeling in his chest. It was better and way more enjoyable than that fucking knot in his stomach.

Yoongi read the paragraph all over again. His eyes read every word, analyzed every letter, every coma, while his head filled with questions and his chest filled with anger. His rough hands scrambled the paper at the sides. He hadn't realized his grip was so tight until his knuckes turned white. His jaw was clenched and his breathing was heavy.

He had opened his mail box three days later, closed the door to his apartment and sat on the couch skimming through bills to pay when he had come across a letter that definitely had nothing to do with his rent.

Un-fucking-believable.

It was the only way he could describe what he was feeling.

Standing up and grabbing his jacket and car keys, he had left his apartment again.

Yoongi walked through the café door, paper in hand. His eyes spotted her in the distance, laughing, talking, without a care in the world, and his boot claded feet immediately started making their way to her table in long and noisy strides. His hand almost smashed on the table, startling the group of people around her, who stopped the conversation to stare at him.

“Where is she?” his voice was low and menacing, but it was not shaky, it was not out of place. It was calm, steady, determined to get an answer.

Wendy gulped, knowing very well who he was referring to and knowing very well the look on his face said he was not there to play any games.“Yoongi, she doesn't want to talk to-”

“I don't give a shit if she doesn't want to talk to me. I want to talk to her and you're going to tell me where I can find her.” he said through gritted teeth. One of the boys- probably younger than Yoongi, wearing much expensive clothes than Yoongi and sporting a hairstyle that must have cost more than anything Yoongi could afford- stood up, ready to confront him. Wendy looked at him reassurangly, and he sat back down the moment Yoongi pierced him with his black orbs.

Wendy looked at him again, sighing. “She's in her house. I'm suppossed to meet up there in an hour or so because she wasn't feeling like hanging out.”

He didn’t need to hear anymore. He was practically out of the door the moment her first words left her mouth.

He was knocking at your front door faster than he had thought he would. It took you a while to answer, but when you finally did, you wish you hadn't.

The moment you saw him, you tried to close the door out of instinct, out of fear. He was faster though, his foot stepped between the door and him and he placed the palm of his hand solidly on the door, keeping you from smashing it in his face.

Yoongi,being stronger than you -or maybe just not as tired as you were- pushed it open once again and rushed inside before you could even protest.

Your stomach couldn't help tightening when he passed next to you and his scent hit you. The same scent you had tried so hard to forget was also the same scent you had tried to remember. You had no other option but to finally close the door, not moving your hands from the handle after you did so. The thought of inevitably facing Yoongi was making you feel dizzy and sick, especially now that he was less than five feet away from you.

You turned around and was met with his dark eyes staring right at you and you took the time to admire him after a month.

He hadn't changed one bit, of course. His hair was the same pale blonde, almost white color. Almost as milky as his skin. His eyes were smudged with black eyeliner and ire and the bags under them confirmed he might have had the same amount of sleep as you. His lips, probably the most colorful thing about him, were still the same shade of pink, were still as plump and irresistibly kisseable as you remembered.

You folded your arms over your chest. To keep yourself from reaching out to him? A pathetic attempt at trying to steady their shakiness? Or maybe a pathetic attempt at trying to protect yourself?

His chest moved rapidly and his voice sounded rough when he spoke, raising the paper in his hand. “What the fuck is this?”

Your eyes flickered to it for a second before they settled on his again. “I don't know. What the fuck is that?”

“Stop playing games, _____.”

“I'm not playing games. I don't know what that is.” you held your head high and didn't back down from his glare.

His tongue toyed with the inside of his cheek and he dropped his hand with an incredulous expresson on his face. “Ok, let me read it out to you to refresh your mind. Here I go.” he cleared his throat with a smile that held no humor at all. “'Dear Mr. Min. We were sent your tape last week, blah blah blah, we apologize for taking so long to reply to your email, blah blah blah, but we would be more than delighted to have a meeting to discuss a possible record deal and blah blah blah.'”

You gulped through an almost entirely closed off throat when he looked at you again with raised eyebrows, waiting for an explanation. You opened your mouth to speak but closed it again, not being able to find a decent excuse. But pride still held your head up high.

“That's awesome. You're going to pursue your dream. Congratulations. But I don't know what that has to do with me. So I think you should lea-”

“You think I don't know you sent my demo tape to a music producer?” his words stopped you right away and made your heart skip a beat. He could see it in the way your whole body tensed up and the way your breathing hitched. “You think I don't know you took my USB drive?”

“W-what?” you stuttered through an uneasy tone.

“You think I didn't see you putting it inside the pocket of your jacket that night?”

If you felt sick before, now you felt the whole room spinning.

“Did you you really think this would make me want to distance myself from you? Because it didn’t work.”

The lump in your throat burned when you swallowed and his stare was pinning you completely without letting you move. He must have sensed that and he seemed to show a little mercy when he looked away, finally letting you breath as he placed the hand holding the letter on his hip and brushed his hair back with his free one, huffing exhaustadly.

“Why didn't you say anything?” you managed to say. You almost winced at how vulnerable you sounded.

“Because that's how fucking crazy I am about you!” the sudden desperation in his raised voice made you jump slightly when his words hit you. He inhaled and probably counted to ten in his head, trying to calm himself. “I didn’t know why you took it and I didn’t care. I would have let you throw it into a garbage can. I would let you to anything as long as that meant keeping you by my side. And if keeping you by my side meant giving up my music, well...” he closed his eyes and you wondered if he was as close to crying as you were. “And then you left. Without saying goodbye. And you've been avoiding me for a month. And here I am again. What does that make me? A masochist? A low self-steemed moron?”

“Yoongi-” he cut you off again.

“I love you.” everything went still. “I'm absolutely, completely, one hundred percent in love with you.” He made his way towards you slowly but surely, almost hesitant, watching your reaction. Watching your eyes filling up tears that started to blur your vision. Yet you didn't look away. You couldn't even if you wanted to. “And I know you feel the same way I do. And you cannot tell me what we had-... have, is not real.”

“Why didn't you say anything before either?” your voice trembled as his hands rested on either side of your head on the wall behind you.

“Because I'm an insecure piece of shit?” his voice didn't hold a pinch of anger anymore. It was low, delicate, gentle. One of his hands left the wall and collected a tear that had slipped from the corner of your eye. “Every time you let me touch you, every time you let me kiss you, every time you let me undress... All I could think about was how much you deserved, and how little I could give you.” he caressed your cheek until it cupped your jaw. “You deserve someone who makes love to you in a five star hotel, not someone who fucks you on the hood of their car while it's raining.”

Your heart clenched and you raised your hand to place it on top of his.

“I don't care about any of that.” you licked your lips, tasting the saltiness of your own tears. “I just want to be with you.”

You almost you couldn't finish your sentence before his lips were on yours and, God, how much you had missed them.

He tasted of self-doubt. Of teardrops at midnight. Of empty bedsheets and lingered scents. He tasted of short-lived memories. Of songs on the radio and feet propped on a car's dashboard. He tasted of mint. Of coffee that only worsened sleepless nights. He tasted of worry as well as determination. He tasted of hopefulness and new beginnings.

It didn't take him too long to pull you closer by your waist and it didn't take you too long to pull him closer by his neck. It didn't take him long to lift you up and make you wrap your legs around his waist before disappearing up the staris.

He didn't need indications or any words. He knew exactly where your room was and where in your bed to place you.

He pulled back to admire you and your hair all over your pillow, rosy cheeks and bruised lips. You smiled at him. You had already stopped crying but tears were already threatning to pour again if he didn't put his lips on yours again soon.

He pulled his shirt off and your hands were glued to his skin almost instantly. He was always cold, but he was warm now and you were begging to feel him closer. His teeth grazed the skin of your neck. It reminded you of your last night with him.

Your hands slipped to his jeans, desperate to free him and to free yourself. He got the message. He got rid of your clothes as well, dropping them somewhere. Who cared.

Your tongues moved against each other as if they were old friends enthusiastically running into each other for the first time in years, except it had only been a month.

“I've missed this so much.” he mumbled against your mouth and you moaned in response when his fingers found your core, already drenched. “I've missed you so much.”

You cried his name when he inserted one of his fingers with ease inside of you.

“Have you touched yourself after that night?” you heard him in the distance but you couldn't mutter a word. Not when his finger was fucking you and his thumb was moving in circles over your clit. “Answer me.” his gruff voice, the curling of his fingers and the sudden roughness of his touch made you gasp in pleausre.

“Y-yes.” you breathed. His lips wrapped around your breast, his tongue worked around your areola and his teeth bit your nipple in punishment. That only made you cry his name once more and pull at his hair.

“You’re still a bad girl, huh?” The hand not inside of you travelled down until it was gripping your thigh, hooking it over his hip. A loud smack filled the room and a the beginning of a red mark printed on your buttlock.

“Yoongi, I need you.”

That was enough to make him pull his hand from between your thighs and replace it with the tip of his cock, already throbbing and fully erected. He teased at your entrance, watching your face twist in agony. You looked up at him and muttered a 'Please' that convinced him to push inside of you.

You both moaned in delight and he stayed like that for a moment, closed eyes with his forehead against yours and his breathing fanning against your lips. You studied his features before leaning up to meet his mouth. He wasted no time in kissing you back and started to move his hips. Slowly at first, but picking up his speed until they were slapping furiously against yours.

He was usually quiet, too focused on pleasuring you. But this time, the small ‘Ah's’ and hissed noises that left his mouth were too beautifully melodic and all you could do was appreciate the way his face contorted in bliss.

“I love you.” you said. His eyes shot open and locked with yours, looking for a confirmation. “I love you.” you repeated. Then, his hands gripped both your thighs and pushed them open, allowing him to thrust into you in an angle that almost made you pray.

“I love you.” Yoongi said. His lips attacked your neck, leaving bruises along the way while he pounded in and out of you. Sweat ran down his back and your hands tried to bring him closer to you as he brought you closer to the edge.

He kept leaving 'I love you's' on your flesh until you finally climaxed, clencling around him and making him reach his peak as well. He didn't move out of you and you were glad he didn't because you didn't want to let go.

You fell asleep with his arms around your body, his chest against your back, his breathing behind your neck and the shape of his lips on your shoulder.

You woke up at around two in the morning, muscles too sore to move. Body too tired to fully respond to anything. But also too cold to ignore.And that's when you realized Yoongi wasn't beside you to keep you warm. Your stomach twisted right away and you sat up to find out that, in fact, he wasn't there anymore.

He couldn't have left, right?

Your eyes moved frantically around the room and you sighed in relief when you realized that, no, his jeans weren't on the floor anymore, but his shirt was still over your frame. And that's when you spotted him.

He was sitting on a chair outside your balcony, smoke coming out of his mouth and a cigarette between his fingers as he seemed too enticed by the night to realize you had woken up.

You smiled.

Then you pulled the covers from your body and walked quietly towards him. He didn't flinch when you wrapped your arms around him from behind or when you leaned down to place a kiss on his cheek and nuzzled your face between his neck and his shoulder.

“It's late. Go back to sleep.” he ordened sternly, but you could hear the small smile on his face. You shook your head no, your nose caressing his skin, never getting tired of his scent filling your nostrils.

“I can't. I was cold.” you murmured before cirling around him and positioning yourself in front of him. He motioned you to sit on his lap and you did so. “I thought you left.”

“Well, you're still wearing my shirt. I'm not really into walking around naked at 2 a.m.” the playfulness in his voice made you kiss him and he kissed back.

He engulfed you in his arms after throwing the butt of his cigarette away. Then he made his way to your bed. He made love to you again, both sure it wasn’t the first nor last time and you were alright.

Everything was alright.

#yoongi fic #suga fic #yoongi smut #suga smut #bts #yoongi #suga #bts smut #its over and im sad :(

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What is the truth about cash value life insurance?

I have read from many different sources that term insurance is the best way to go, and just invest in mutual funds. But, I personally know a few people who own cash value policies. They have something called equity indexed life insurance (not variable life insurance) and seem to be pretty happy with it. Does anyone know anything about or have any experience with this kind of insurance? I'm considering going with something like that because I was told it's basically term insurance with a savings component where you earn interest based on the upward movement of the S&P 500, but you're not actually investing in the market so there's supposed to be no downside risk. Anyone? Thanks.""

Good insurance companies for young drivers?

Will my car insurance be void?

A few days ago I ran into the back of someone in my dads car. I am insured as a named driver. I am accepting liability but upon looking at our insurance certificate the mileage i said the car would do per year is much less than Its done. Will my insurance check this when the other party claims on my insurance? It was a genuine mistake when purchasing the insurance and I'm worried it may void my insurance when they check. I also find out today that a passenger in the car has a sore shoulder despite it being no faster than 5mph. What happens if my insurance is void and the passenger claims whiplash? Advice greatly appreciated

Car insurance advice please?

ok a year ago my hubby had a car accident, it still isn't settled and just had a renewal for our car insurance, more than double what it was last year, they've said its because they've took off the no claims because they don't know which way the claim will go, even though we've been advised that we will win, the only thing i think is wrong is that were no claiming on the car insurance were claiming through a solicitor..can someone help me here i don't know what to do""

My daughter was in a multi vehicle car accident and i cant seem to find an estimate for car insurance?

It was a 2001 hyundai elantra. My insurance was 9 star. My daughter just turned 21 and wasen't given permission to drive the car.

I'm 21 and attending school with no health insurance.?

I was on my parents insurance until they lost there's. What do you do? Health insurance is so expensive.

Pet Insurance?

Insurance wants to total my car?

So recently an 18 wheeler ran into the back of my car damaging the whole trunk and the force of the truck pushed my car into a post scraping the side of my car. The insurance guy came and just got a call back saying that they want to total my car and pay for it. The car is a black 2002 jetta 1.8 turbo from a small local dealer and has 140,000 miles. Im currently still paying it off and the car cost me $6000. Here is my concern, they haven't told me how much they plan to give me for my jetta but i went on craigslist and the average cost for a 2002 jetta 1.8t is around what i paid from $5000-$6000, will the insurance give me that amount because bluebook says my car is worth at most around $3400 in excelent condition and at retail value according to bluebook is around $4500. All I'm concern with is either my car is restore to the point before the accident or if they get me enough money to buy a new jetta of equal or greater quality. Restoring my car car i guess is not and option which I'm ok with but what if the amount they give me is not enough to go buy a new jetta from a small local dealer will they give me more money or how does this whole process work because I've never been in this situation.""

What if i don't have car insurance and i don't drive the car?

i wanna buy a car but not drive it for a while but i can't afford car insurance....can i not register until i am ready to drive it is that legal?????

How to get around paying the over priced rate of car insurance for teenage drivers ?

Does anyone know of a reasonable insurance company for auto insurance ? We just added our teenage driver to our policy and it went up $400. She doesn't even have a car. I have a 2007 Dodge Charger and my husband has a 2004 Chevy Avalanche.

How much would car insurance cost for a 16 year old driving a new Chevrolet Camaro?

""Best Place for van insurance, young driver 24?""

I'm just wondering the where is the best place to look for cheap van insurance? I'm 24 and a carpenter by trade and I need to get my own van, something like a standard box ford transit.""

Can anybody help me figure out how much car insurance would be?

I am 19 years old, female, and I'm moving out on my own. I have to buy my own car insurance. I have a 2004 Mustang that is completely paid for in my name. I need help finding a good insurance company and price range?? PLEASE AND THANK YOU (:""

Would the risk-neutral person ever buy insurance that was not fair?

If any one knows about this then please write in detail. thanks!

Car insurance and car note?

OK, I'm nineteen. I've been saving up for my first car. But the thing is, I have to pay insurance, and a car note on my own. My mother became homeless, and my father I do not know. My godparents took me in, and they can't afford to add me on their insurance. So, being that I have a part time job at McDonald's, and go to college, It seems as if I have no way of affording a car and insurance. I haven't checked the rates of insurance, but I do understand that they are high for teenage males, and always vary on the type of car you have. I don't want anything fancy, a four door car that gets me from A to B. Is there anyway I can afford this? Please and thanks!""

What do (auto) insurance companies consider as good grades?

Hello, I am a teen driver and im interested in the good grades discount but am curious as to what the minimum is. I have 4 A's , 1 B , and 1 C Do they look at current grades or cumulative grades? I ask because I started the year very poorly with a few C's and a D but brought my average up to what is listed above""

How can we get health insurance?

My Fiance (22) and I (18) are planning to get married November 30th, but if we do, I will no longer be covered by my mother's health insurance. We live in NY (currently Broome County) and we need cheap to free health insurance. At the moment, both of us (full-time students) have an income of zero, with no pay stubs (obviously) or other proofs of income. How can we get health coverage?""

Sr22 for car insurance?

does any one know which car insurance company's will carry a sr22

""Which companies offer insurance for individual items such as laptops, iPods, cell phones, etc?""

I'm looking for US insurance companies that offer this service - i.e. instead of buying home insurance to cover everything, to buy insurance just for individual items.""

Car insurance for learner driver UK?

I am considering to buy a car before I pass my test. Without buying the car first I can't get a quote online. I understand insurance is not much differenet for a learner driver and someone that just passed their test. Anyone knows how much roughly insurance cost for a learner driver? Thinking of getting a 2002-2003 ford focus, and I am a female 27 years of age if that makes any difference.""

Monthly car insurance?

Hi I own a 2004 Saab in New Jersey. I am returning to NJ next month and would like to drive it. I own the car, but I need a car insurance plan for one month. I am 18...Is this possible to do? Or is there a rental car option for 18 year olds?""

Is it possible to get a good used car for 3000 $ ?

I live in the Los Angeles area and I am a student .. I really need a car but I can only afford 3,000$ at the most .. Do you think I can get a pretty decent looking car for 3000$ ? and I am 25 years old , I never drove before ... How much do you think the insurance would cost approximately considering that I am 25 years old and new driver with a used car ? I really wanna know if I can get a good one for 3000$ Thanks a bunch !!!""

What's the average penalty for driving without insurance in England?

What sort of fine, and how many points?""

Why are car insurance quotes sexist for young drivers (females are always cheaper)?

Just because they presume that since your a lad/guy your very likely to crash. And girls won't? Its not the Victorian era there's a lot of young women that are into cars & are racers. There just as likely to crash imo. It shouldn't be stereotypical that boys will wreck there car. Yes I love cars but I would never take risks in my first few years. It suck that I cant get an affordable insurance quote for my mothers 1.2 VW Polo. Yet a female friend of mine of the same age (18) can get covered on a 1.6 mini cooper for 1700. Thats not even her first car! When she was 17 she was driving a mercedes kompressor! I cant even get a quote below 2500 & I live in outside of Edinburgh City near the country side :( Plus theres insuramce companies out there that exist just for woman (Shielas wheels etc) that offer cgeap quotes to women! Its discrimination in my opinion.

Insurance.?

i need to know all the types of property insurance, with descriptions. please help:]""

When getting insurance for a vehicle??

Do you get the insurance first then a licence..or get a licence before you get insurance?i've heard 2 different stories from 2 different insurance companies..which is true?

HELP with car insurance no claims ?

Since passing my test 3 years ago I've had insurance with countless insurers due to the fact I am useless and they kept asking for information for example proof of no claims and a copy of my license. I have had all my insurance policies cancelled countless times as I can't get proof of no claims as I guess I don't have any because all policies have been cancelled. The problem is now I'm getting quotes for over a thousand pounds when technically I've never made a claim in my life! Is there a way around this PLEASE HELP!

""Two insurance quotes, one car?""

Is it possible for me and my brother to have two insurance quotes on the car, or do I have to go on his insurance? He is already insured on the car? Thanks :)""

""Would insurance be more expensive for a Nissan Sentra, or a Ford Fiesta?""

I live in Pa, either car I get will be financed. I got an offer for the Sentra for 72 Months for $275 a month, and the lowest car insurance for that would be $180 so far for that. I did not yet go out to look for a Ford Fiesta, but from what I hear they are less expensive on car insurance. I aparently have til Monday to give the Dealers my decision before the deal drops which I highly doubt , I think they were just telling me that to pressure me into making a quicker decision/mistake. Please give me your advise. Can they really only give me a certain amout of time for the offer? They claimed it had to do with other customers possibly taking any of the money toward loans from the banks... I am new at this stuff and what is more expensive to have insurance on?""

How much insurance for a Ninja 250r?

I'm 16 and i'm thinking of getting a Ninja 250r for commuting purposes and just riding around to school and what not. I have a friend that is going to upgrade to a new bike soon so he will give me his bike but I was wondering how much the insurance is for the Ninja 250, I have Geico and was going to do all the free quotes thing but I was way to lazy finding out the ID number and stuff so I was wondering for anyone out there with a 250r, how much are you paying every year? Thanks! :D""

DUI - charged but not convicted (yet) do I need to tell my insurance now or wait until conviction?

I have a B average(4.0/5.0). will it lower the cost of insurance for my dad?

So my friend told me that if i have a B average, it will lower the cost of insurance for my dad, but idk if its true. im 15 and about to get my license in 4 months and i dont get in any trouble and i have a 4.0/5.0 gpa and on my last report card, my grades were A B B B C C. so will it lower the cost of my insurance?""

Pet Insurance?

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blue :)

blue: what do you do when you’re sad? I mean best case scenario spend time with friends and talk about it but usually i get sad home alone at night and then i usually cry! But to cheer me up I watch some feel good TV shows like B99 or Parks and Rec... those 2 usually manage to make me smile :)

what are some things you do when you can’t sleep? OH so many that usually dont work! First of all I overthink A LOT but also I have songs stuck in my head but only specific parts that play over and over again ugh! If it gets really bad ill try to count sheep or sth but at this point it usually doesnt work :( Oh this may sound pathetic but if Ive been awake for several hours I start crying lol. I dont really know why probs anger/sadness about the lost time! I need a lot of sleep to function like 9ish hours so if I dont get those the next day is gonna be shit! So i probably cry because im so tired and because i know about the consequences of not being able to sleep :(

what was the best (non-romantic) night you’ve had? oh god thats so hard! See last question lol.. a night gotta be REAL good for me to stay awake, since usually around 12-1 I fall asleep lol! but if its great and I manage to stay awake longer its usually a party anyway! Idk about the best thats a loaded question but last saturday was fun! We went to an art party that turned out to be shit but it was warm out so we ran around for a bit just talking/having fun! Then went to this amazing club which had a tiny floor and some sofas and a kicker! it was indie night and we danced a lot and had so much fun then went for kebap and met a great gay dude so yay for new friends!

what kind of covers do you have on your bed? rn? one side is orange checkered and the other dark blue/grey!! But I also have the gay ikea flower covers lol

who is the last person you told a secret to? hm not in the secret sense but me and other friends were talking about sth friend A told us about and friend B who was with us didnt know about the “secret” yet so I guess that counts??

#thank you for asking !! <33 ily #Anonymous

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samanthasroberts · 7 years

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Southern Charm Recap: Flamingo-ing Crazy

Evening, party people. Smiling faces, beautiful places, welcome back to another week of . Lets see what bat shit craziness this week has in store.

Cameran solidifies her role as the unofficial protagonist of the show, narrating the opening sequence (and even saying the word bitch. Well, I do declare!) My familys about to make fun of me for debasing myself by watching this show for yet another week. Suck it, dad, this shits entertaining and makes me feel like a very accomplished adult in comparison to these 35-year-old train wrecks. On a side note, Im kind of getting into this theme song. As an extra side note, my TV is broken and everything is green tinted, which is fitting, I feel.

We open with Thomas on the phone with JD, the former bitching about Kathryn (what else is new?). He rolls up to JDs house and cant even say yes to a cup of coffee without breaking out the French. Ugh, I thought that was a one-episode thing. Thomas apparently told Kathryn he wasnt cosigning her lease (after the whole polo fiasco, if you’ll recall) and she went so nuts that she ended up IN THE HOSPITAL AND MAY HAVE GONE INTO LABOR PREMATURELY. Jesus fucking Christ. So now, what does Thomas do? He agrees to cosign.

JD is like, wait, so you call Kathryn and tell her youre not cosigning, she gets upset, and now youre cosigning anyway because you feel bad for her

JD: I upset my wife plenty of times when she was pregnant but she didnt end up in the hospital over it.

Thomas is like, Wow, everybody was righthomegirl really does know how to manipulate.

Apparently Jennifer is the ultimate shadester, she used to date Thomas and screenshotted everything and sent it to Kathryn just to stir shit up. Taking it a bit far, don’t you think?

Thomas: If I can handle prison for six months, I can handle this bullshit for two more months.

Hold up, like actual prison or just being with Kathryn? Maybe that random Facebook commenter was right and I do need to go back and watch the show from season 1.

Cameran is one of those white people who answers the phone with, Yello! and we promptly learn she was up all night with diarrhea. Gross. Shep goes to watch Craig turn in his application for the bar exam because hes so full of shit that nobody believes him unless they see it with their own eyes. Thats gotta hurt, Craig.

Shep rolls up to good ol Gentry HQ and asks Craig how business is doing. Craig starts talking about some BS I zoned out pretty quick listening to, something about a bourbon side and a hotel side of something.Damn, and youre not gonna let Landon get in on this bourbon business? Thats cold, Craig.

Craig has one more step to nail before he can take the bar, and if he doesnt complete it in time he wont be able to take the test. I feel a setup coming on

These guys are literally arguing over which type of adhesive Craig should use to affix his passport photos to his application.

Cameran meets up with Danni, the roast thief from the earlier episode, and another friend for lunch. One of their friends orders a sweet tea instead of wine and they all jump on her immediately to ask if shes pregnant. Like…a girl can’t order a damn sweet tea in the middle of the day without everyone assuming she’s got a bun in the oven? Cameron is SO OBVIOUSLY not ready to be a mother and these bitches wont leave her the fuck alone about it. Newsflash: This is 2016! Women can aspire to more nowadays than just being a mother. Leave Cameran alone!

Cameran has anxiety too, she reveals, and this show is becoming one giant therapy advertisement. Just goes to show you, money cant solve all your problems. Spinoff idea: What if they all go to the same therapist? Also, Cam’s friend is like, because thats totally a cure for a legitimate mental illness. WTF is wrong with you. What decade do these people live in.

Only 15 minutes in and my fingers are already tired from all this ranting. Gonna be a long episode. Also, wtf happened to Whitney? Is he still alive?

Its finally (almost) time for the flamingo party. Yay! Patricia will be photographing this party for her entertainment book whcih, Im sorry, Im definitely buying. They’re going to have a ros tower and idk what that is, but I know I want one. Patricia is explaining those champagne tower things where you pour the champagne in the top of the pyramid and it spills into all the ones at the bottom and is like, No its not. Its basically 3D beer pong without the balls. Just chill.

Wait ok the Gentry is a hotel?? I feel like an idiot but if they wouldve just explained this shit at the beginning we wouldnt be here. Anyway, Landon and Craig are prepping for the party and going to a spa.

Landon: Part of being a Southern belle is being well-kept, which makes you a good person.

Yeah, maybe on the outside. Im not convinced any of you except Cameran are good people on the inside. And maybeee Craig. He seems pretty earnest.

Craig is aiming for Gatsby-ish pink in terms of outfit color and Landon is like, Im sorry, bitch what? Don’t be over there acting like your Southern asses did not fucking invent salmon pink shorts as a menswear item. Yeah, you THOUGHT you could insult us Yankees.

Jennifer called Craig to let him know Kathryn literally made herself sick and is in the hospital, and he of course feels super bad for her. Meanwhile, Landon does not give one shit!

Landon: Ugh here we go with the drama. People go to the hospital every day. Calm the fuck down.

Okay, people also die everyday, does that make dying any less shitty?

Landon: Did she really almost die? Doubt it. TTYL, DGAF, going to the spa.

Jennifer tells Craig that Thomas didn’t visit Kathryn in the hospital. This detail is important later, so keep it in mind.

Landon: Im tired of Kathryn controlling and manipulating everyone with this child, Im not gonna be manipulated by this psychopath.

Landon literally thinks Kathryn got a slight headache and rushed to the ER. Not sure if this is warranted or not but I’m semi impressed by the fact that she can’t even pretend to be mildly concerned.

We see Kathryn and she explains she basically gave herself such high blood pressure that it affected the baby. IDK how you can personally know what your own blood pressure feels like unless youre constantly taking it, but ok.

Kathryn: All this baby and I need is a stable place to live in a not-stressful environment and if Thomas wont help me get a huge-ass house he doesnt deserve to be in my babys life as far as Im concerned.

Bonus round: Kathryn manipulates Thomas into helping her move, too.

Kathryn: Cosigning on this house is the least he could do for me at this point. YOU MEAN ASIDE FROM THE LIKE $2500 YOU GET A MONTH? YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT FROM LAST EPISODE, IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT.

Back at Patricias house where shes still setting up for the flamingo party. God damn, they are milking it.

Patricia: I grew up in the 50s. Mothers wore dresses and high heels and had their hair and makeup done. Ive always maintained you have to put on the dog and try to ge as glamorous as you can.

IDK what putting on the dog means but thats gonna be my next getting ready Instagram caption.

Sligthly disappointed there are no real flamingos at this flamingo party. I was definitely holding out for some exotic birds to be present.

Thomas saying yeah, pop that is the most uncomfortable Ive been all evening, even if they are referring to a bottle of wine.

Thomas is setting Landon up with some dude with a ponytail who I feel like is probably her kryptonite since he seem like the type of dude whod call himself an artist, too. Landon also greets everyone with bonsoir. Can we fucking stop pretending we’re European?

Patricia has a fortune teller at her party. What a rager. I am very sad I did not get an invite. Patricia, if youre reading this, I can clean up really well and I wont get belligerent drunk, which is more than I can say of at least half your guests. Hook a girl up.

This is the first/most weve seen of Whitney in like, two weeks. Some girl said hi to Shep and called him babe and I can see the smoke coming out of Landons ears. OMG JUST HIT ON HIM ALREADY, THIS IS SO PATHETIC TO WATCH.

Craig got Patricia this gaudy flamingo-decorated martini glass and Patricia just HAS to drop that she has 18th-century porcelain. Calm down, Patricia, nobody doubts that you have class. You don’t need to be so ostentatious.

Whitney: Trying to watch Thomas flirt with girls is like trying to watch your horny drunk uncle.

YES. SPOT ON. Somebody give Whitney more screen time!

Cameran shows up poss wasted and with a huge flamingo hat. Cameran is me in college, committing to the theme so hard she doesn’t care if she looks ridiculous.

Five seconds into the party, and Shep is already naked and in the pool. Don’t you know this is a classy affair??

Craig confronts Thomas about Kathryns hospital visit and asks if he saw her. Thomas is likeand Craig is like *sips wine*

Shit-starting Jen may or may not be lying about Thomas not going to visit Kathryn. It’s about to get real.

Craig: One of the reasons Thomas hates Jen so much is because she was supposed to be the fun mistress and wasnt supposed to stick around and meddle in his affairs.

THE PLOT THICKENS. Who can we trust? Nobody, really. Everybodys conniving af. Except Cameran. Im really liking her. Can you tell?

Some girl Bailey asked Landon if she and Shep have ever fucked, or even kissed.

Landon: I’m not gonna lie, theres sometimes I wonder if Shep and I could be in a relationship but I dont wanna risk getting hurt.

Landon. OMG. You are more transparent than every Kardashian PR stunt ever. You clearly wonder ALL THE TIME if you and Shep could be in a relationship, why youre not, when hes going to wake up and realize youre the one for him

Shep gets his fortune told and the fortune teller is like and Sheps like and everyones like Shep is just making a bunch of thats what she said jokes like the mature gentleman he is. Landon, you picked a real winner.

The gay dude who visited Kathryn earlier in the first episode (idk his name, go cross-reference my other recap if you really care that much) pulls Patricia aside to be like

Patricia: I think its very unattractive that hes friends with Kathryn Dennis. Its very low-rent to me. (Yes, she actually used the words “low-rent.”)

Dude whose name I 100% forgot: Its very clear what Patricia sees in Kathryn that she doesnt like: she sees herself.

Patricia calls this dude a knockoff Truman Capote. I gotta say, the South has got their shit-talking on point.

Jen shows up and we already know its going to be good. Thomas is not pleased and calls her a piece of trash. HERE WE GO.

Thomas: Tell this chick Im going to throw her in the pool. JD: You dont need another assault charge, homie.

One things for sure: some type of confrontation is about to go down.

JD is talking about doing another polo match. Jen is likeaka,

Thomas is watching Jen talk to Elizabeth and JD and hes just seething over there. FWIW, Elizabeth seems like a very nice woman. Jen does not, really. Thomas pulls Jen aside.

Thomas: Craig told me you told him I didn’t see Kathryn in the hospital Jen: I meant you didnt stay overnight

Cut to: Jen definitely in plain English saying that Thomas wasnt there at all.

Then Jen criticizes Thomas for only being there for two hours. Like, splitting hairs much? Youre just looking for a reason to shit on him.

Jen: If Thomas is criticizing me for putting Kathryns health at risk, he needs to take a long hard look in the mirror and then go play in traffic.

Thomas: A blind person could see through these lies.

They have a lie vs. misunderstanding argument for like 30 seconds before Thomas tells Jennifer to fuck off.

Jennifer: Im the only friend Kathryn trusts. It would be nice if the father of her kids was the other one.

Thomas thinks its Jens mission in life to wreck his life and make him out to be the enemy.

Jen: Im torn between completely cussing him out and telling him how I really feel, or just feeling sorry for him because hes truly delusional.

AKA how I feel watching this show.

Jens like, and Thomas is like And I’m like:

Patricia is not going to like this argument. Very not luxe.

Just when you think punches are about to fly, they both walk away from the argument. Phew, dodged a bullet. Or like, an assault charge.

JD: Thomas and Kathryn have enough problems, Jennifer doesnt need to add to them. This dams gonna break.

Exciting news tidbit: Thomas pronounces water like wooder.

Whats the first thing Jennifer does after being accused of starting drama? She fucking calls Kathryn from the porch of Patricias house! Whitney is like because his mom has to fight his battles. Everybodys gathered to watch while acting like theyre too classy to watch. Jennifer leaves on her own accord, fuck this show for being anticlimactic AF. I wanted an eviction!

Jennifer: I know what Kathryns going through because now I’m the one nobody likes.

Thomas: I can take a lot. Imprisonment, false political allegations, but do not mess with my family. It’s only okay when I treat Kathryn like shit.

Jennifer leaves yelling and once again this show is so fucking anticlimactic! You built up this party for three fucking episodes and what did we get? A heated argument from which both adults walk away on their own accord, and not even one person gets thrown out? Give me some damn drama, give me a fucking cliffhanger! Come on, Bravo! Do better.

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adambstingus · 7 years