#if you follow me please don’t

[im-the-batmann]

You like to get totally nasty and be turned into a toilet 🚽 boy a no do your hole gapping dripping down

#ew #gross #uncalled for #totally unnecessary #disgust #disappointed #if you follow me please don’t #nasty #unfollow me please #thank you

[cyncerity]

more Will Wood

calling all fan artists, do your thing!!

#also PSA please don’t follow me for just Will Wood content I post about minecraft youtubers #i feel so bad when i see people like the will wood posts and then follow me #cause they’re gonna get my shitty tommyinnit fanfics on their dash and trust me you don’t want that #that being said i will be posting more clips #will wood and the tapeworms #will wood #william j wood #*J for Joseph someone at the qna asked #wwattw #the real will wood #the real will wood live #chris dunne

[thyfore]

Our favorite background character. Fun fact this is Susan Finley, wife of William Finley, Winslow’s actor.

#phantom of the paradise #phantomoftheparadise #potp #phantom #art #phantom of the paradise art #can you tell I don’t use tumblr much #follow me on insta please I beg

[grumpepper]

just life lately

#i should probably note that I don’t normally post this sort of content! #so please don’t follow me based on this you will be sorely disappointed #academia is part of what i post but also a lot of misc stuff like fandom so beware <3 #the last thing i would want to do is clutter your dash with stuff you don’t want on there #aesthetic #dark academia #chaotic academia #light academia #if we were villains #cafe #studyblr #bujo #moodboard #academia

[ribbon-eel-enjoyer]

My favorite genre of rain world fanart is when people put slugcats in places you would literally never find slugcats, thank you for joining my ted talk.

#slugcat #rain world #my art #rw survivor #rw slugcat #Curse you tumblr for butchering the quality #If you plan to follow me for full paintings please don’t this is a one in a blue moon situation.

[chrollohearttags]

“Why are all the x black reader fics smut” “why can’t I find a soft fic—“ *clicks gun*

#they exist #we’ve been writing them #you whores just wanna be seen #hope this helps #now stop talking to us #and PLEASE don’t have the nerve to follow me saying shit like this #this blog supports ALL black writing as long as it is not harmful #had this blog for two yrs and I’ve done more blocking in 2 wks than I ever have #y’all drive me up a wall

[litrallytyrus]

their dynamic (homosexual relationship) means everything 2 me

#can we talk about them forever please .?? 😇 #bc they’ve been in love since the amsterdam episode and barely anybody talks about it …. #luckily i am brave and courageous and i will carry the burden of being the one to shove them down everybody’s throats : ) #teehee fr tho #how many times do i have to say they’re in love before the producers of ted lasso get on here and tell me i’m RIGHT! #this was fun to make i should do it again #i love scrolling thru insta and seeing a picture that makes me think of them it’s so FUN!!! #sorry to my followers who don’t care about them . You will . #jan maas #richard montlaur #janchard #jan x richard #ted lasso #also is the last picture clear or am i overthinking it … #it had the caption ‘me and my bf were fighting’ or something but i got rid of it to fit the text message aesthetic #whatever YKU GET IT!!!

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

POV you’re a medieval townsperson in a poor village that’s being frequently raided and the only plan anyone has is for this one mom to go fetch her son from another town, but when she comes back, not only is it with her son- who you remember as this weird awkward kid- and two other women, but with the fucking PRINCE of an enemy kingdom. and after you recover from the shock of that, you realize that the prince and the weird kid are like……… really close. they’re always having private conversations and staring into each other’s eyes and you heard tell that the prince is sleeping on the floor of the kid’s hut? you remember hearing that this kid was the servant to the prince, but clearly you missed something along the way, because this literal actual prince who is here in your town won’t stop smiling fondly and making the world’s most obvious heart eyes at this random lanky teenager from your small village.

#i was rewatching this episode because it makes me feel things and like. they were genuinely insane for this. #the way merlin’s mom and childhood best friend (and morgana & gwen) ALL call him out on how obviously in love he and arthur are?!!?!!??? #because that IS what’s happening there and you can not convince me otherwise #anyways gonna go think about arthur following after merlin in the dark of night just because he can’t bear to see him leave for good #and the way merlin exclaims “arthur :D!” with more fondness and excitement than i have ever heard when they find each other in the woods #merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #also: i don’t actually know how old merlin is.. this is me interpreting him as ~19 and arthur as ~21. if i’m wrong please don’t come at me 😔 #eli.posts

[malleleothreesome]

Okay okay FINE due to popular demand (2 people) i'm proud to announce I'll be cosplaying tits out no thoughts in brain Dorm Malleus at Anime Expo 2024 see u there godspeed 🫡

#I still have major depression but if I don’t order this costume right now it’s not gonna get here in time #ppl are gonna see me from behind and be like #wOW ITS MALLEUS DRACON– #and then I’m gonna turn around and stare like this with my cleavage out in front of God and Crowley #fuck #it turns out i have to measure my calves for his fucking heels i hate him why does this sound like an impossible soul crushing task for me #why do i have to wear heels to a convention please no god no #i did that once when I was 18 and im sad to announce i am no longer immortal nor am i god's strongest soldier #im gonna chicken out last minute and wear my balenciaga sneakers #do you think the lord of malevolence would rock that drip? #i disappear for so long and i come back like this...................... goodbye to my weakest followers 😔 im sorry i couldn't be normal

[kettleghost]

this is SO CRINGE……..

#i don’t even know what song this is i found it on tiktok #this started as a joke but i got carried away #if you didn’t follow me for bcs ignore this post please im begging #cutesy woobification of these 50 year old men who had like 5 scenes together #anyways #sorry again #my art #?? #idk if this counts #video #my video #bcs #better call saul #jimmy mcgill #saul goodman #marco pasternak #jimmy x marco #edit #bcs edit #better call Saul edit

[presidentbungus]

dad engy is great and all but where’s the weird semi-ostracized redneck uncle engy. where’s the “buys a fish and kills it 2 days later forgetting to take care of it whatsoever and then turns it into a half-living cyborg abomination that wishes for nothing but death” engy. he sits outside and drinks beer and gives you good advice while he works on his actively decomposing muscle truck but he also thinks a little too fondly about guns, network cooking shows, and murder, in that order, and you feel like the only reason he hasn’t dragged you off into a field and put you down like a lame horse for being slightly too annoying to him is that you’re good family and you know not to go snooping around places you don’t belong

“he’s a great cook![cat emoticon]” well I think he’d start a fire after he puts a pot of macaroni on the stove and gets so distracted reading the box’s ingredient label and imagining chemical reactions that he doesn’t smell the smoke. medic asks him to feed his birds for ONE afternoon and he constructs a rube goldberg automatic bird feeder machine that topples over half of the base and he has to spend the rest of the afternoon swinging at doves outside with a net.

the only thing worse than trusting engy to remember or care enough to take care of your houseplants while you’re on vacation is to believe he’s capable of being responsible for someone’s physical or emotional well-being in any capacity, whatsoever. maybe including his own

#tf2 engineer #if you don’t like this post please send me hate mail #follow for more searing hot takes #tf2 #bungus headcanons

[sadsongsandwaltzes]

I should create a blog called How To Prioritize Taking Small Steps To A Healthier Life On A Walmart Budget With Limited Life Skills Because A Lot Of Us Are On A Tight Income And Werent Taught What We Needed Growing Up And We Should Be Good Stewards Of Our Bodies And Possessions But Also Shouldnt Live In Fear

The title is a work in progress

#please just buy a stainless steel pan and use it *sometimes* and you’ll be way better off #than buying a three bajillion dollar couch #and let me teach you how to cook in stainless steel! #like for free #let me help you please #and for the love of all that is good and holy #please stop following the *majority* of crunchy influencers #(but also don’t give up on health!)

[riveluart]

Queer fairy headcanons for pride This is just some fun doodles and headcanons my brain chose when rotating fairies around in my head

Ko-Fi Commissions are open!

#ally cat doodles #my digital art #fan art #queer headcanons #fairy tail #I don’t feel like tagging them all I’m sorry #this is just for fun please dont take it too seriously and harass me about it #I haven’t had this problem with the ft fandom before but you know just in case #also hey gajevy followers what do you think about the gajevy pride art I’m thinking about should I do it #fun fact I actually usually part my hair the other way but because I was just doodling I didn’t notice it was wrong until it was too late #oh well I’ll fix it when I make this joke again in my webcomic

[a-substantial-trash-pile]

i feel very not good today. i just quit a job just 3 days in for the first time. even though part of it was things outside of my control, i feel so disappointed in myself. i feel so guilty about just leaving on some of these people because it wasn’t the fault of everyone there that i’m leaving. i hope i’m not screwing them over too much. i’m just really not meant for any place in the medical field. i’m really not meant for people. i just want to work outside with nature and animals. :( i hope i can find somewhere i belong soon. one that doesn’t make me feel sad or scared. i wish money wasn’t real and we didn’t have to worry about it.

#trash rants #to new followers ‘trash rants’ is the tag i use for when i post things like this #so please block the tag so you don’t see this #it just kind of helps me to vent like this into the ether #where people don’t know your face or necessarily know you

[nattaphum]

MILE PHAKPHUM BEHIND THE SCENES OF HIS SUCCESS WITH BOF 500 IN AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ELLE MEN.

KANOKPORN C.

NOVEMBER 3, 2023

UPDATE US ON YOUR LIFE, YOUR WORK AND YOUR INTERESTS.

Mile: Now i’m an actor of Be On Cloud. As for what i’m interested in now, I would like to have more time for music. In the past, fans may have seen me playing some music and making some songs. I stopped doing it 5-6 years ago, so I would like to revive that because music is what i love the most. Music is charming. Music is a friend. When we’re happy, it can stay with us, when we are suffering, it can stay with us. But most importantly, music allows us to capture various moments. This is the coolness of music. Let’s suppose we listen to something. And we may think of someone, think of some moments of life, it's nostalgia. Some people or some moments can be recorded through music so each person has different memories.

TELL US THE ATMOSPHERE AND IMPRESSION OF GOING TO THE BOF AWARD CEREMONY.

Mile: the atmosphere is that everything was fast. And we didn’t stay very long, just 3 hours. At first, I was excited before going but I didn’t create a picture in my head. I like to do this, i like to challenge myself to face whatever is presented in front of me. I didn’t create a picture in my head and that’s a technique to manage the excitement. We went there to enjoy ourselves. That night was a very fun night. Some people may plan to do 1 2 3 4 but that day I didn't think of anything. When I arrived to the event, i just let myself go. It was fun. And then I met people I didn't expect to meet and i liked them very much.

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE FIRST TWO THAI ACTORS ON THE BOF 500 CLASS OF 2023 LIST?

Mile: I was glad to know I made it into BoF. When we knew the details and found out that it was for both of us, we really felt that our work or the way I and Apo present ourselves was understood. The important thing is that our team 'Be On Cloud' has grown to the world. It feels that we’re growing step by step. To be honest, I appreciate being 1 in 500 of BoF, but i will not be excited nor i will be bragging about this because i know that way ahead, there is still room for improvement. But thanks to everyone.

WHAT DID GETTING TO DO A WORLD TOUR GIVE YOU? AND WHICH TOUR IS THE MOST IMPRESSIVE?

Mile: it gives you that type of experience that money could never buy. It’s experience in the fashion like we said earlier, or the world tour going to play concerts. Going to the World Tour, we were able to see the energy of all the fans. Each person is not the same. Touring allows us to meet groups of fans from many countries. Sometimes we had some technique problems. We were impressed because it made us realize that errors can happen all the time, even if it is a very big stage with a strong team behind.

IF YOU HAVE TO BUY A WATCH,HOW DO YOU CHOOSE IT?

Mile: First of all, it has to be “love at first sight' inside of me. It doesn't matter what type of watch but I have to love it, there must be a certain bond. I choose watches using my feelings. It looks a bit like i’m flirting with the watches (smiles). Secondly, it has to be a rare watch. Rare, the word 'rare' is my weakness. Some watches I liked a lot, that were not rare, I didn’t buy them.

HOW DO YOU MANAGE YOURSELF WHEN EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS MESSY OR SOMETHING IS NOT AS YOU LIKE?

Mile: Seriously, I will treat my emotions by, playing music, exercising, or doing anything that feels comfortable. I’ll do anything that distracts me from the reason why i’m suffering. I’ll change the interest, change the atmosphere, i’ll take myself out of there and for a while, i will have an overlap of ideas. And then i’ll finally deal with the idea that it’s bothering me. I retreat myself of one step to look at the problem in a second moment.

AT WHAT AGE DO YOU LIKE YOURSELF THE MOST? 10, 20 OR NOW THAT YOU’RE STARTING TAPPING THE NUMBER 3?

Mile: I think the number 2 is the period that I have tried everything i wanted to do. The number 2 is a period that i like. But it's a period where i learned a lot. Actually, i didn’t need to be responsible for things or the results that came from my decisions. If anything that you do, does not affect anyone, you can try it all. So you don’t have to be very careful. But i’m not sure… I may answer the number 3 but I just entered the number 3 and i’m gonna be here for a long time.

THINKING OF THE FUTURE, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO INVEST IN, TO MAKE YOUR OWN VALUE?

Mile: First of all is knowledge. But if it is an investment related to myself, I want to invest in real estate. I think the property has the highest potential.

NOW THE SPOTLIGHT SHINES BRIGHTLY ON YOU. HOW DO YOU PREPARE FOR THE DAY THE LIGHT WILL NOT SHINE ON YOU ANYMORE?

Mile: It's good to change the atmosphere (smiles). It’s what I learned when I had a lot of problems. It was in my 20s. At that time, i have experimented a lot. Because there were a lot of problems, both that i created myself and not. It made me learn one thing, which is important. Life is uncertain. Therefore, if we do anything, one day it will change. It’s the nature of this world. We must be born and get extinguished. When we understand this concept, when things get worse, we can manage ourselves.

EXPRESS THE FEELING OF WORKING WITH FRANCK MULLER AND ELLE MEN

Mile: I'm very happy. I like the watches very much. And I feel that shooting for a watch is something that i wanted to do for a long time. As for Franck Muller, I already knew the brand and i was interested. Because their watches have a unique character. The more I see this collection, the more i think it is very outstanding.

WHY DO FANS LOVE YOU SO MUCH?

Mile: I think because I'm not far from being myself. It's impossible for us to be ourselves 100%, no matter what industry we are in. But we should be honest with what we feel as much as possible. Both behind the screen and on the screen. And I think I am a person who understands people and that includes understanding myself.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY TO THE FANS BEFORE LEAVING?

Mile: I want to thank them again. Because I'm not sure if every time i say thank you, everyone receives that message. Because fans are not just in Thailand, not just in Asia. There is South America. There is a lot of Central Asia, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan. Because the popularity of Asia has expanded a lot. Therefore, what i mean is fans around the world. So I want to thank anyone who came to read this. Fans treated us well from the first day until today. 99% cute as before. Thank you to everyone. They’re part of our happiness. We are happy and happy to be part of their happiness.

#pls read the following tags #kinnporsche #mileapo #mile phakphum #mile x franck muller #i used google translator to translate this interview but the translation was a mess so i had to fix every single sentence #it took me soooo long but mile is worth my time 💚 #i know my english is far from being perfect #so please if you see some typos or mistakes or sentences that a native english speaker would never use #let me know #i don’t get offended #on the contrary i appreciate it a lot because i like to learn new things #thank you 🙏🏻 #this interview is very cute #i loved every part of it #the question about watches ajdkskdkf #RICH DUDES PROBLEMS

[erros429]

girl help why is tumblr randomly making me unfollow people

#i apologize to any mutuals that i’ve happened to unfollow i have no clue what’s happening #if i followed you before but i don’t anymore please let me know 😭 #erros doesnt know how to shut up