#if this post is incomprehensible...

[jorisjurgen]

reasons crepinlore studies are fascinating, with citations

>"I, kerubim crepin, am the only crepin remaining alive to this day! and that is funny. please laugh, yechti. my brother is dead to me." (aux tresors series)

>"MR PRIEST WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BECOME A SUPPER HUPPERMAGE TO RESSURECT MY MOMMY DADDY SISTERS AND BROTHERS! and if nobody likes me and leaves me alone again i will kill myself for real. anyway orphans (me) are the most specialest most important people and i will help them forever. my heart goes out to all the orphans out there. amen." (dofus heroes comic)

>"atcham crepin aren't you tired of this shit. arent you tired of your piece of shit older brother. don't you want a dofus. don't you want to use my dofus for evil haha." (julith movie)

>"DID YOU SSSSEND MY FAMILY HEIRLOOM SSSWORD TO THE FUCKING MOON, KATAR?!?!?!? THE FAMILY HEIRLOOM SSSWORD WHICH HAS BEEN PASSSSSED IN THE CREPIN FAMILY FOR GENERATIOS?!?!?!?" (dofus manga 26)

>the oropo game implies that crepins have been selling shit for generations i can't do this anymore. kerubim started a store because he grew up in a store and then everyone died and he fucking returned home metaphorically and he taught his ORPHAN son how to be a salesman. while being an orphaned old man. is ankama trying to fucking kill me. (one more gate)

>"kerubim i will be real with you, as your god i may be manipulating you into hating your ugly ass brother. like he looks like a fucking rat right? and you understand that if you don't love me everyone will hate you as much as they hate his uggo 10yo mentally ill psychotic ass, right? with that out of the way, omgggg i love you so muchhhh sonny can you give me a hug." (wheel of destiny)

>"ngl you had it better than me becasssse at leasssst ecaflip cared enough to manipulate you. while he jussst kinda thought it was funny when i got beat up or fell down the stairs or whatever. and brother, for the sssin of him liking you enough to ruin your life, i am going to beat you to death forever and ever." (aux tresors)

>atcham meets an orphan and learns intersectionality by gaining the desire to kill the orphan's family for throwing him out for being too hairy (dessous de dofus)

>atcham draws a crayon doodle of himself beheading kerubim (in a costume) with hearts around and shit. he doesn't know it's kerubim because of the costume. he just hates people that much on average. (dessous de dofus)

>atcham chased katar through fields and countries and continents to kill him for sending the crepin family sword to the fucking moon.

>trying to kill kerubim is like a habitual hobby and something he returns to once in a while

>"bur yeah i do underssstand this is kind of deranged and will bring absssolutely no peace to my life. i just kind of want to kill you for the fun of it. i don't know man. i do know you didn't actually hate me and i know you're a decent perssson, at least i know that enough to lisssten to your weird kid you didn't make fun of like you did with me when we were kids. but like. i do wisssh i could beat you to death... or do i??" (julith movie)

>"my brother is a bald mentally ill twisted psychopath. i hope he dies. he definitely doesn't live in my head rent free. he's the ugliest motherfucker ever. he wants to kill me. but if he dies i will cry instantly and scream in despair." (dessous de dofus + julith movie)

>atcham's habitual nightmares of being bullied and belittled as a child by kerubim and ecaflip (dessous de dofus)

>"papycha would NEVER do something bad to you, i know that, he's not that kind of person :(" [Dessous de Dofus and Wheel of Destiny flash behind Atcham's eyes] "even though you're wrong you're actually completely right. he'sss too sstupid to be a real hater." (julith movie)

>ecaflip demigods retain their memories after death?!? (dofus mmo's explicit canon + remington comics and ovas implications)

>"...kerubim can you lend me your fur" is the second funniest crepin-jurgen family injoke about traumatic events after calling joris their dad.

#ro.txt #dofus #krosmoz #crepinposting #wakfu #they're like two birds on a wire. one tries to fly away and the other— #kerubim crepin #atcham crepin #if this post is incomprehensible... #don't worry. i don't understand it either.

[nonebinary-leftbeef]

DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one

#i've been listening to icarus by bastille #and for some reason my brain fills in 'this is how it feels to take a fall' as 'this is how it feels to take off all your skin' #and like fuck man #and I KNOW that’s technically not a misheard lyric but my post my rules cope #anyway my line now #also probably phrased this poorly but its ok #im allowed to be incomprehensible #as a treat #and then fuckin #from we sink by of monsters and men #the original line was 'please look away dont look at me' #and i kept hearing it as 'please learn a way to look at me' #anyway #shoving this post in the queue but please be aware that i am writing it very late at night #q

[unpretty]

goncharov'd by squeem

#original #dimension 20 #fantasy high #posts that are incomprehensible

[ladybeug]

So a while ago I was talking to @anna-scribbles and @marimbles about adrien and gender (as you do), and as a part of that conversation we said... hey do you remember that jenna marbles video where she put rhinestones all over her face?

and then, tangentially... do you remember that one clown makeup vine?

hold on i'm going somewhere with this:

We got to where I was going. but i'm still driving:

#ive had these comics in my drafts for so long and kept not posting them bc they start on such an incomprehensible note #for me personally that 'actually i AM busy' vine is iconic but i dont think thats true for everyone #watch that jenna marbles video its the first one i ever watched and i love her #my art #miraculous ladybug #comics

[turtlespancake]

i love seeing out of context posts about long-running stories with deep lore because it's always shit like "MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!! i can't believe that the metallic athenaeum's envoy actually used never-ending dance of the 57th universe on rionne as if she's not LITERALLY the incarnate of august?!?!" it's like buddy boy thank you for the spoiler tag but all of those words are incomprehensible without at least 5 years of foreshadowed knowledge, 7 different fan theories, and 21 wiki entries

#rambling #this post was about 3 different fandoms #number 1 was my friend trying to explain to me what was happening to dazai bungo stray dogs (i have not seen bungo stray dogs) #number 2 was ominscient reader viewpoint. anything tagged MAJOR SPOILERS for orv is either completely incomprehensible or like. #an image of someone interacting with a book. and somehow BOTH manage to be emotionally devastating in context #number 3 was me trying to explain genshin lore to a friend and realizing i sounded deranged saying shit like #“after the primoridal one fought the second who came celestia used nails to supposedly heal the land but enkanomiya still sank rip” #how did the wot fandom find this i am a gaming blog mostly..

[hedgehog-moss]

Even though I made sure to drop little clues about my nationality such as the fact that the post contains the words “in France,” my post about Halloween being a recent phenomenon in my country prompted multiple Americans to say this was bullshit misinformation from the US conservative that I must be, since Halloween is not a recent thing in the US at all and their US relatives already celebrated it in the US decades ago. Someone said I must have grown up in a conservative cult to be unaware of Halloween being a thing, because “OP is saying something that makes no sense re: US culture—OP must have grown-up in a terminally isolated cult within the USA” is the only explanation. At this point I could say “the national anthem of my country is La Marseillaise” and some USians would be like “no? why would you say that?? please delete this misinformation op la Marseillaise is NOT the American anthem where in the US did you grow up that you never heard our anthem??”

#i have received some STUPID anons #also one incomprehensible one that was actually kind of entertaining #like a rubik's cube #i will post it

[dapper-lil-arts]

Subtle hints are being dropped

#the anthro posting levels are terminal at this point #lmao #incomprehensible #sunset shimmer #scitwi #twilight sparkle #furry #anthro #beefy #Sunset would not get it #mlp #mlp gen 4 #equestria girls #mlp fanart

[great-and-small]

When you wake up first at the sleepover and don’t know what to do and also you’re an Azhdarchid pterosaur from the Cretaceous period

#memes #shitposts #Azhdarchids #don’t mind me just posting incomprehensible nonsense as usual

[ultra-violetra]

haven’t seen nearly enough love on here for adjustable side table, walnut. it’s gonna win this thing i swear

#posts that are incomprehensible #game changer #game changer spoilers #dropout

[ace-of-arthropods]

manifesting

#this post is incomprehensible if you don't watch hermitcraft #anyway the second zed and x mentioned 'the wolves of wool street' i was hoping they would start a gang war #so. yeag. manifesting #zedaph #xisumavoid #hermitcraft

[chongoblog]

SAT vs ACT except it’s treated like Team Edward vs Team Jacob

#im team ACT btw #anyone outside the US sorry that this post is incomprehensible

[gayestcowboy]

the mojo dojo casa house is r/malelivingspace but yassified

#yeehaws #barbie #sentences that are utterly incomprehensible #hit posts #1k

[immult]

e78 and e79. is this anything?

#this is most definitely incomprehensible to anyone but me but i needed this out of my system! #imogen temult i know why you're doing this but what the fuck. kissing you gently on the forehead rn. i am nothing if not excited. #critical role #long post #imogen temult #laudna #allura vysoren #c3e78 #c3e79 #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #thunk tag #fatestitching tag

[domwitch]

Thinking about boys who get sluttier when they're intoxicated. When you refuse their advances at first they whine "Awww, you're no funnnn 🥺🥺🥺" and spread their legs apart while leaning back on the couch, shifting his hips just enough that it draws attention to the bulge in his pants.

#my post #sorry if this is incomprehensible #im thinking about ways men can attract the attention of women #like rubbing his thighs w his hands #tracing his adams apple #sitting w his hips forward n legs spread #stretching w his hands above his head and his shirt lifts up and shows some tummy

[roguescum]

misread this usopp frame and briefly saw heaven

#one piece #usopp #one piece fanart #op usopp #redraw #fanart #i have so much beef w post timeskip usopp design but one of the biggest? giving him perfect abs #my man runs for his life ten times a day his ass is NOT lifting. his arms? LIMP. his abs? NONE. his calves though? theyre incomprehensible

[ottosbigtop]

Attempting to make an active attempt to care about my ocs some more, so I’ve been putting some effort into revamping some old guys I made with my friend!! They’re technically a part of a group w their ocs as well, but I’ve been thinking of the three of them on their own lately :]

They live in a post-apocalyptic badlands type setting and cart themselves around in a busted up bus and get into schenanigans.

They don’t reaaally have any sort of story to them just yet but I’m learning to have fun and play in the space and not worry about that yk. Look at my funny women

#art :0] #Ottos ocs :0] #I’m so sorry if my writing is incomprehensible I’m too tired to write down transcripts rn. #i can never tell if I’m saying too much or too little with ocs.. hm… #oh now i have to try and tag an oc post ok. #character design #Ger #Crank #Rosie #idk they’re on their own journey