#if my eyes are not a bitch to me

[celenawrites]

I have....some angst planned....

#it's for price #are we even surprised yet? #like i wanna make every character suffer #and then i want to give them a lil smooch for surviving whatever bs angst i have in store for them #like mwah <3 thanks for dealing with the heartache i caused you lol #i will probably write it n post it this weekend #if my eyes are not a bitch to me #char.price #celena.rambles

[spilledkaleidoscope]

Compromised

#compromised just like me #my art #disco doodle #I needed to get this out before sleep #disco sapphics #btw the dots around Harriets eyes are flakes of mascara #just keeps piling the stuff on #Kim: bitch did you just call me straight #Klaasje Amandou #comic #Kim Kitsuragi #harry du bois #harrier du bois

[tabooiart]

this hot pink bitch was named breakfast!!!

#my art #fanart #starkid #team starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nibbly #nibblenephim #kim whalen #this one was significantly more difficult than tinky.. something about the angle of the head #also having to spend a lot of effort on the mouth which i usually dont like doing but cmon. its nibbly. the mouth is like his whole deal #ALSO THE HAIR WAS SUCH A BITCH TO PAINT #and the bedazzled visor...... honestly the whole thing #i like how it turned out tho!! #oh also if u look closely i gave him pig eyes!!! something about the lib human forms looking pretty normal aside from freaky eyes #alas i once again had to shrink it because the canvas was the same size as tink's #cmon man discord can handle my giant canvases tumblr needs to get it together #speaking of are there any like starkid/hatchetfield discord servers that are active someone let me in im pawing at the door like a kitty ca

[moomeecore]

the key ingredient is you <3

#the candy queen is cool & all but lets not forget about the ORIGINAL Simon-Obsessed Individual #<- joking. i wouldnt pit 2 bad bitches against each other like that #fr tho. this song is petrigrof to me #my hobby is interpreting everything in adventure time to be about betty #my art #fan art #adventure time #at #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #betty grof #magic betty #petrigrof #eye strain #i gave her fangs soley bc the candy queen has fangs lmao #drew these based off screenshots and was like. youknow what im keeping the fangs #1k #!?! YAY

[fragileheartbeats]

I can't be the only one who don't give a fuck about "I'm team black" or "I'm team green."

Like I can't be the only one who just want to watch these bitches killing each other and looking hot doing it, you know what I mean?

I don't care what they do, I don't care who's right who's wrong, I'm just here for violence, incest and pretty Targaryens.

#try to make me pick a side and i break your jaw #yeah I'm team “drama and sexy bitches” #and I'm not gonna apologize for that #i love my queen and king #and my princesses and princes #and how fucked up they are #house of dragons #house of the dragon #team green #team black #Rhaenyra Targaryen #aegon targaryen #daemon targeryan #aemond targaryen #helaena targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #house targaryen #hotd #aemond one eye #daemon targaryen #a song of ice and fire #asoiaf

[laidenbreecatchall]

Somebody’s jealous…

#this was to draw their wispy little blonde eyebrows #this took me ages drawing doflamingos fucking EYES KILLLED MEEEEEEE #I like it tho he looks kinda cute #they both look cute why’d I do that #donquixote doflamingo #op doflamingo #doflamingo one piece #donquixote rosinante #donquixote corazon #one piece corazon #I do love them… #DOFLAMINGO IS REALLY HARD TO DRAW THO I HATE IT #Rosinante lives in my hand he’s do easy to draw #I could draw him with my eyes closed love of my life #sorry man with a god complex your brothers fucking perfect bitch #anywaaaaay #also this is probably very ooc of doflamingo I don’t care #I’m too tired to care I spent hours on this with no break like an insane person #one piece #art #my art #ryeart #digital art #anime fanart #doflamingo fanart #corazon fanart #one piece rosinante #rosinante corazon #rosinante x reader #doflamingo x reader

[wisasslocs]

I didnt now a show about goofy pirates could have so much homosexual undertones.

#one piece spoilers #one piece live action #one piece #zoro is getting firted with not one but TWO men #and that shit is making me like 🤔 finally lgbt rep for my pirate characters #ronoroa zoro #sanji #luffy #zolu #nami is the gayest lesbian ive set eyes on #she is my wife and i am her bitch #cat burglar nami #nami #usopp is still the resident heterosexual 😭 #usopp #kya and him are the original cute ship tho

[azuneekun]

@shmaboel did some vampire sebastian au doodles and i crumbled.

#stardew valley #stardew valley sebastian #sebastian stardew valley #stardew sebastian #sebastian stardew #sdv sebastian #sebastian sdv #stardew #sebastian sv #sv sebastian #sdv #sv #my art #tw blood #tw eye strain #ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok hear me out. im an edgy bitch. and when i see horror aus my gay little brain explodes #i blacked out after seeing u draw seb as a vampire and the next thing i knew i drew these sorry LMAO thanks for the inspo btw

[luckyjorabbit]

Divorced memes for *my* barbie girl ♡

#What is with my coloring!?!?! Idfk how to do it. Looks like candy… as long as its green and pink then im happy lmfao// #Also Sorry i draw him like a skinny bitch its just funny to me and also cuter since wani is wide hehe #One piece #donquixote doflamingo #dofuwani #dofladile #Fanart #Digital #Procreate #My art #Eye strain #Honestly cant tell but sheesh idk

[hijackalx]

i think what is really attractive to me about astarion’s character is that he balances his feminine/masculine traits so well.

like he can be pretty feminine with how he expresses himself (flamboyant, vain, showy) but he’s intrinsically masculine in a lot of aspects (his desires to pursue, protect, provide) and that was sooo surprising to me because usually it’s very black or white with that kind of thing— you typically get characters that are wholly masculine/feminine (or very heavily leaning on one side), not a mix of both (especially not in a man).

it just makes him feel much more alive and not so one-dimensional. it’s really a disservice to try to force him into a box by depicting him as only one or the other. let him be a silly little peacock man in peace

#for me personally it makes him so much more relatable bcz i am the same way just opposite (outwardly masculine inwardly feminine) #i remember when i first saw clips of him i rolled my eyes SOOO hard bcz i was like great here we go another little bitch boy 🙄 #but he really genuinely surprised me lol in the best way #he is fr the ‘masculine in a peacock type of way’ man #MY FAVORITE 🤤🍽️🍽️ #bg3 #astarion

[twinstxrs]

murph knocking it out of the PARK this episode both as riz (badass lil creature, fiercely dedicated to his friends, so deeply loving to his mom & reassuring her that he sees her + appreciates all she does for him) and just as murph (“the beans are due,” laughing at ally’s lack of written saving throws, reaction to the trap door bit, “so tactical, so late”)

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #riz gukgak #brian murphy #murph #also just. post-trap door bit being kristen’s turn & beardsley having clear tears in their eyes was SOOOO 😭 #wait ALSO ALSO riz getting called a punk bitch by duggan earlier sent me so bad my god #so much happened in this fucking episode fr & it was both wonderful and deeply terrifying at once so i’m just focusing on the fun parts rn #wait also also also (sorry i keep remembering things) riz ordering pancakes waffles AND french toast @ the diner was so lil creature of him #idk i’m obsessed

[mintbees]

Dermatologists hate her! two time corpse still looking fresh with this weird trick

#laudna #critical role #laudna critical role #critical role 3 #bells hells #my art #inspired by a rlly cool vogue taiwan cover #its taken me SO long to finally draw her but this bug eyes bitch is so fun to draw <3 laudna ilyyyyyy

[bliss-in-the-void]

I can’t believe he’s looking at Suguru both times in these frames

If I was Suguru I’d have simply folded

#my man was about to risk it all #bitch me too the fuck #satosugu #stsg #gojo satoru #see: gojo’s bedroom eyes

[front-facing-pokemon]

#rowlet #welcome to the seventh generation. the things i do for you all. i just had to learn the structure of the code of collada files #so that i could stop making these bitches too shiny to see their eyes so that i could continue doing this #because i am a developer and not a 3d modeler #so it's easier for me to edit the code than it is for me to learn how to use fuckin blender #so i'm probably gonna write up a little script in python to Un-Shinify any models that i get to make it easier for me #but anyway! now that that's out of the way. this is probably one of my least favorite starters #just being honest. i like popplio a LOT and litten more than this at least #it's not that i dislike it‚ i just find that it's a little……… less. than the other two starters of this region #it's still cute and i like the sounds it makes. it is definitely a circle #and like that's awesome. but i like litten and popplio more :/ sorry to that one anon who hated all the water starters but also not sorry #they killed me like twenty billion times so i'm gonna like whatever water starters i want

[transmechanicus]

The news has reached me that there are canon female custodes, and that the reactions have been mmm well, mixed. I don’t play custodes on tabletop but i do love the faction, and i think it’s an interesting and harmless little addition to the setting. Somewhere in the mists of time some custodes put his genhanced transhuman mind to work and asked himself “What if instead of just taking boy babies for the Full Genome Restructuring Into An Exalted Demigod…what if we took all the babies.” Now we have the Golden Roughly Twenty Thousand, double the protection for the Emperor😌

#my stuff #wh40k #warhammer 40k #also a lot of ppl were bitching about how this disrespects the sisters of silence #like first of all SoS are exclusively 1:1billion mutants with the blank gene you can’t just grab anyone #and they’re already sharing recruit pool with the Culexus Temple #but also don’t pretend you suddenly care about SoS or SoB when you’re just trying to pit bad bitches against each other #there’s no in-universe reason custodes can’t be women and you will not die because of it #like i’m willing to swallow all-male marines bc it’s explicitly a monastic (all male) knight inspired order #but for custodes it’s just grabbing babies to uplift into heroic champions to guard the emperor #no one with eyes can tell me seeing the stormcast lady kick the shit out of skaven didn’t do something for you #same deal with female custodes. their competency is not in question and it’s also kinda hot as a bonus

[feshsticks]

you cannot tell me this woman has any long distance vision at all. also

#donna beneviento #re8 #resident evil village #angie beneviento #my trash #progressively putting fewer relevant tags the less i care. i just draw what makes me giggle #hear me out. one eye - poor depth perception. detail-orientated occupation. veil obstruction. this bitch is short sighted!!! #yes i know the original meme wasn't to do with vision. but it's funnier when it is