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request: v follows you on instagram and likes and comments under a picture

The Mysterious Instagrammer Part 1

❄Pairing: Kim Taehyung x Reader

❄Genre: Fluff, Romance

❄Warnings: swearing

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(Reader’s POV)

Alright, another one up! I think to myself as I hit the “share” button. It’s been about one and a half years since I started my bts fan account, and so far it’s been rather successful. I have over 300 followers and 20 mutuals, five of those mutuals are now good friends of mine.

Right, I forgot to add in some tags. Quickly making up for my small slip up, I tap on my profile, tap on one of my previous posts, and then copy all of the tags I had used. Going back to the post I had just shared, I tap on the comment button and hit paste. That’s better.

I set down my phone with a small hum of approval. I guess I should probably take a shower before my mom starts nagging me about it. Opening up my dresser, I pick out some shorts and a sweatshirt for after my shower. “Now then, to the bathroom!” I say while striking the best hero pose I can.

- (Timeskip brought to you by: my lazy ass!) -

“Ahhhhh….” After a long and stressful day of work, a shower really does hit the spot! When I finish drying my hair with a towel, I drop the towel onto the ground before flopping onto my bed, grabbing my phone, and checking my notifications. “THAT many notifications already?? Dang, who knew a simple picture of V would get that many likes? Oh wait… I did!” Grinning mischievously, I open up Instagram on my phone. Who would blame them, though? Despite him having the most simplistic look in the picture, he still looks dang good.

While I was scrolling through my notifications, a few likes and a comment caught my attention. “I didn’t realize I looked THAT good from that angle!” Must be some kind of roleplay account. I know a few of those follow me. Instead of replying to it, I like it and proceed to reply to the rest of the comments underneath. All of the comments are the same as usual.

“V looks so good!”

“Holy cow, who died and made him king??”

“GOD DAMMIT MARRY ME KIM TAEHYUNG!!!!!!”

“WHO?? ALLOWED?? HIM?? TO?? BE?? THIS?? SINFUL??”

“I’m not saying V looks like a god right here but that’s exactly what I’m saying.”

After replying to the last two comments, I set my phone down and decide to spend the rest of my night learning how to draw. What should I draw? Hmm… maybe Pusheen? I take out a pencil and a piece of paper, and attempt to draw the cute cat. “Dang it! How do people make drawing look so easy?” I let out an annoyed huff as I look at the messy cat face I drew. Maybe I should ask Reina for some tips. At the thought of one of my Instagram mutuals, I remember the mysterious roleplay account that commented on and liked my post. While I’m at it, I could also take a look at that account.

When I turn on my phone, a bunch of notifications appear on my screen. Ignoring them, I tap on the picture of the mystery person, bringing up all of their posts, their name, and the little bit of information that they added to the description box. Hmm… Kim Taehyung, age 21, the “mood maker” of the group. Well, it looks like a normal roleplay account to me. I spend about five minutes or so snooping around his profile for a bit before remembering that I need to ask Reina for some drawing tips. Switching over to my DMs, I quickly type to her the problem I’m facing.

“Ahahahaha sucks for you,” was the only response she sent to me. I lean my hands against my head and let out a long groan. Of course she wouldn’t be that helpful. She usually never is. I look up just in time to see a new notification. Someone sent me a message.

Taehyung: hey what’s up?

(Y/N): nothing much… wbu? more importantly, why are you talking to me?

Taehyung: bored.

(Y/N): ah…

This conversation couldn’t be anymore weird. For real, why is he talking to me?

Taehyung: what are you doing right now?

(Y/N): you mean besides talking to you? uhh… drawing?

Taehyung: YOU DRAW?!

(Y/N): kind of? i’m drawing Pusheen for my friend. anyway, who are you exactly?

Taehyung: i told you already. well, kind of… i’m kim taehyung.

(Y/N): no, i mean who are you really?

Taehyung: i really am kim taehyung.

(Y/N): yeah right…

Can this guy be anymore serious? The only Instagram account that is verified to be the ACTUAL BTS isn’t even run by them! It’s run by their managers instead!

Taehyung: i’m being serious!

(Y/N): if you’re being serious, then send me some proof.

Taehyung: fine, i will.

Idiot. How exactly is he planning on proving it to me? By sending me a selfie? He could just as easily get a selfie that the real V took off of the internet. Honestly, if he thinks he’s fooling anyone-

Taehyung: meet me at XXXXXX. there, you will see that i’m not lying to you.

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Thank you so much for sending in your request!! This is my first bts scenario as well… I’m excited to see what all of your reactions will be like!

Should I write a part 2 for this? Hmm….

-Dalia

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(Edited by: Artemis)

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