#if I HAD ANY

[gotham-response]

#only in gotham #gotham city #just gotham things #in universe memes #so I guess since it's a meta fight it goes to my meta insurance #which would be fine #if I HAD ANY #Gotham is all about rouge and vigilante insurance #everything else is moot

[13eyond13]

Went on a little bookstore run today and couldn't resist buying the first volume of Berserk... and god the "Parental Advisory" warning sticker on it was SO NOSTALGIC, I can't remember the last time I bought a piece of media with something like that stuck on it (probably back in the 2000s when I used to buy CDs?) Took me right back to feeling like an angsty badass 14 year old rebel whose parents just don't understand hahaha

#i wish i could own the whole thing because lets face it the first volume isnt the best volume #but idk if i have the money nor the bookshelf space for that #it cost me $20 CAD #owning them all at that price would be insanely steep added up #I'll probably just buy myself a guts figure or sthg to sit next to my L and Light ones eventually #to be fair i do think it should have a warning sticker on it #i wouldn't buy it for my kids #if i had any #but id buy it for 33 year old me... #berserk #p

[fallofiicarus]

quick doodle of my au jon + scribbly concept for his scarecrow outfit? in my head he wears like 4 layers to look bulkier but has to throw them off any time he needs to fight or move much at all. which is very funny to me

#i would post more proper refs #IF I HAD ANY #but i kinda just draw them all off the top of my head #i hope to talk abt this au more though i've been writing it for like #six months now? #and i love the characters dearly #jonathan crane #scarecrow batman #batman #batman au #batman v #the v doesn't stand for anything if ur wondering . i just call it that

[bardass]

staff fears my power. LET ME HAVE FUN TOO YOU COWARDS

#rip #polls #meme #mine #bardass posts #bardass speaks #let me make polls!!! #please #polls meme #timmy turner meme #here’s where i would put my trophy #if i had any

[oakys-sideblog]

I lost my tablet pen and here's how I'm handling it:

(Aka the reason I'm not posting more aromantic art)

#aro #aromantic #and this is where I'd post my aro art #if i HAD ANY #aro on tumblr #aro on valentines day

[terrainofheartfelt]

okay i know i am YEARS late but Fire Island is a masterpiece

#watching now and it's literally a work of genius #joel kim booster i would give you so much money to write things #if i had any

[defiedfate]

#music #aesthetic ;; vesper #all her ships #if I had any #Spotify

[abrosexualvagabondcookie]

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

#millennial tree cookie #wasting my rainbow cubes on this #if I had any #millennial tree and longan are probably matching #I repeat #the divorced couple is matching

[13lizardsinatrenchcoat]

Had a panic attack 20 minutes before I'm supposed to leave for class so instead I think I will simply stay in bed for the foreseeable future.

#Ativan would help a lot. #if i had any #unfortunately all the doctors i have access to are bad at their jobs #i keep *saying* i should try alcohol instead yet not trying it. mostly because im under the impression it would negatively impact my grades #but showing up to class drunk is surely better than not showing up at all #lizard living #substance use cw #remember those like 2 blissful years i had anxiety medication that worked? me too. :")

[mimicteruyo]

tfw you finally put together a full chapter outline of the wip that’s become the bane of your existence and realise to your horror that you need to invent a whole new chapter to put in the middle (unrelated to the other chapter in the middle where you know about one plot point and that’s it)

#teruyo talk #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #like sure i know some things that need to come up in it #but plot ideas? nada #in fact i have some abandoned scenes taking place roughly around that time in the story #(because i noticed the weird gap in the timeline even in the old incomplete draft) #buttt i somehow doubt they're gonna help here #this is where i'd turn to my research notes #IF I HAD ANY #(obviously i do have some research notes but none that would help here) #why am i doing this shit to myself #(oh yeah because the wip won't stop plaguing me until it's done) #EDIT: oh i could probably move the one extant scene taking place around the right time to its chronological place #but 1) that's a short scene and not a chapter and 2) it's also needed in its current position i think #i feel like even without my current brainworms i'd be stressed out over this shit lmao #fanfiction is a fun and rewarding hobby :)

[queenangella]

hypothesis based on most polls I’ve seen: in polls not based on opinions or facts (ex. all worms race, horse race etc.) with more than three options the majority of people will take the option just below the middle (ex. option 3 of 4 choices, 4 of 5 choices, 4 of 6 choices etc.)

#and here is where I would test this with a poll #IF I HAD ANY #to be fair if I would test this now it would alter the experiment so it wouldn’t work #did people take screenshots of those poll results bc I could use them for my very scientific study which I’m definitely gonna spend my time

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

everyone on tumblr right now:

#vanilla extract #me included #that's what i would put in my polls #IF I HAD ANY

[tiddytrollz]

hhhhh I need to start posting more art here again

#IF I HAD ANY #LMAO

[calhaspam]

waaaaah.... i wanna play horror games with friends.....

#if i HAD ANY #*clenches fists* #calhanxtalks

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

[gatorinator]

“Walrus on your doorstop” this “fairy’s more unrealistic” that my professor just uttered the sentence “there was one day I found a real octopus in my backyard” this man hasn’t left Utah his entire life. How was there an octopus in his backyard in Utah. He then said “I do not have time to elaborate we need to cover a lot today in class” GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEAN

#al speaks #we are fifteen minutes into class and still haven’t had any class cuz he was telling a story. wdym you don’t have time for the octopus story #stop class I want to know everything. I guess he would say he would be more surprised to see a fairy than a walrus #walrus or fairy