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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#as someone who has unexpectedly come across a human body before my reaction is silence #pollz

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Worm baby I love how calm and sweet you are but I'm not loving seeing all of your organs and blood vessels through your translucent skin. Please grow big and strong!

...and opaque.

#she needs a sweater!! cover that thing UP!! #snakes #party animal

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see now THIS is how you do an introductory google form

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obsessed with this person’s review of crash. how are you even here.

#whatever is wrong with cronenberg cannot be cured by therapy (thank gods) #and also 'curing' cronenberg would be the death of film #more gorey films about sex please #fuck raw and wrotten etc you get it #crash (1996)

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Im so happy to see everyone being horny for Senshi because gaining weight made me feel bad about myself but actually i just look like Senshi now

#im like that kim kitsuragi post but with a dwarf who cooks

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this is not at all an insult to anyone because it's like a universal tumblrina experience but it is so funny to realize you have mutuals who have close friends that hate you or have you blocked

#it's very funny #i have been deeply annoying on this website since i was a teenager and unfortunately i cannot stop #so i do understand

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Tequila is my on again off again girlfriend like i can do without her but when she kisses me i feel so warm inside

#lizard living

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i am normal and i can be trusted around exposed neck flesh

#i'm not 😏

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we are playing scrabble and earlier I stole a triple word score from c. they were very mad about this. I just said "I think you're still going to beat me despite my steal" and they said "I know. but it isn't enough. I wanted to destroy you"

#that's what love is i think

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#currently the correct answer is 69

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let's take 16 secs to watch wilson's 50 bucks dance

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Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off

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cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

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#*nods sagely* maybe even water too

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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

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