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[calhaspam]

favourite part of season 1

#breaking bad #calhanxtalks #s2 has a LOT of memes ive seen references in the early 2010s #wish i was there during its prime time #unfortunately i was a child at the time who didnt even know how to copy and paste with the mouse

[calhanx]

Please let me make a fansession with these dumbasses. Do you have Dream moons or even classpects?

nothing official yet since im still in the process of adding more socials to the mix but for now my very rough draft is

tumblr — prospit (page of life)

4chan — prospit (prince of hope)

twitter — derse (thief of heart)

tiktok — derse (bard of time)

reddit — prospit (seer of rage)

instagram — prospit (maid of space)

deviantart — derse (heir of void)

youtube — derse (knight of light)

as for my reasoning, pages tend to suffer from their aspect being taken from them or suffering from other people's manifestation of the PAGE's aspect. tavros's agency was always taken away by vriska. jake was everyones crush in the alpha kids group (one of hopes domain is sexuality and crushes. so its like they had hopes for jake) and it ended horribly. and horuss was often told off by meulin to keep a facade of smiles and politeness (voiding him even FURTHER). or whatever i dont remember much.

and yknow tumblr is like. why the hell does everyone think this site is dead? its cause twitter got most of the userbase when the porn ban happened. then BAM suddenly folks wanna get a piece of tumblr cause theyre all suffering under annoying billionaires (luxury is a domain of life, but can also be a source for doom).

as for 4chan. well ok im not familiar with 4chan but their vibes pretty similar to eridan so lets go with that.

twitter is a thief of heart because they always steal content from other sites (technically most sites do this) and its got a culture of being mean all the damn time even to earnest (heart) things. and i guess because of the short shelf life of tweets and trends, its impossible for most of its userbase to really make an identity? excpet for the influencers on there lol idk. so theres this lack of their aspect, which is a thing thieves go through and is something that causes them to always seek said aspect. still tentative!

tiktok is a bard of time because they invite destruction to time. they waste your time. they waste other peoples time. thats literally how its built. even its trends and culture make ME (personal opinion) go "why am i being subjected to this i dont care stop wasting my time". they dont last long either or at least dont stay relevant (to ME)

reddit. idk thats the place where smarty know it alls go. and yknow the challenge for seers is that they have to learn how to be wrong and EFFECTIVELY communicate with their teammates (kankri failed on both accounts. kept shitting on porrim. pre retcon rose failed on the latter because yknow alcoholism. retcon rose eeeeeh didnt really have a choice in improving herself on her own cause vriska did it for her but hey if it works it works i guess). if you make reddit into a person, seer feels like an appropriate class. also i picked rage for them because rage = truth. also lots of trolls on there, both in provoking rage through silly funnies, real life stories, real life but Insane stories, or legit fucked up stuff.

instagram is the maid of space because idk its vibes make me think porrim would like it. tentative idk much about it. all i know is that its very prospit-y because it requires the user to have a looot of grit to maintain their acc because of their shitty "post regularly" algorithm. at least from what i remember.

deviantart is heir of void because they are like equius. i think you get it. horses. sweat.

youtube is a knight of light because its culture revolves around its content creators! and yknow ccs gotta put up a front to entertain ya. its light because of its content! they literally need and breathe your attention. sometimes has educational stuff (knowledge) sometimes is just shitposts (attention) sometimes its really cool impressive stuff like speedrunning and gaming (victory/luck) sometimes its just funny challenges (success over goals). so putting all this together and makin a person out of it its like oh! theyre going to be sooooooo dysfunctional

anyway lots of this is still not finalized but feel free to do what ya want! socialstuck is free to share and im always glad to find folks makin stuff about it :]

#homestuck #calhanxtalks #socialstuck #tumblr #twitter #reddit #ok i dont think i wanna list down all the goddamn social sites fuck that #classpects

[calhaspam]

no one will tell you this but you can substitute religion with poetry

#calhanxtalks #it works somehow

[calhaspam]

fun twitter highlights

#queen elizabeth ii #calhanxtalks #current news #whatever the tag is for shit like this #so funny. ive been laughing all day

[calhaspam]

why is there just. a luffy category. i dont even like one piece

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[calhaspam]

MY CHILD CRIMP. WHO HAS EVERY DISEASE AND IS 64 YEARS OLD. THEY HAVE BEEN SOPPED WET DUE TO THEIR CRIMES OF ARSON, TAX EVASION, AND PYRAMID SCHEMES.

#calhanxtalks #poor lovable bastard

[calhaspam]

wathced the first season of the series with thaat bacj=kpack man to know what tha fuck is going on wiht the posts u put on my dash and what the hell. he is a backpack

they gave a backpack trauma man

#hfjone #calhanxtalks

[calhanx]

this is a psa youre free to do what ya want with socialstuck i am giving you free reign :]

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[calhaspam]

ough da misery. anyboty be enemis.

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[calhaspam]

i have a lot of anger in me that seeps into the way i love. which is why when i like a character, the first thing i wanna do is bite their skin off

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[calhaspam]

mobile firefox also has that feature that lets you play youtube videos in the corner of your phone. just go play the video in the browser, go fullscreen, and press the home button

#calhanxtalks #firefox

[calhaspam]

jerma is like the internets personal white man chewtoy

#calhanxtalks #hes just a GUY. and yet..... so mesmerizing

[calhaspam]

why does my cat sit like that

#calhanxtalks #cats

[calhaspam]

my goal is to be a silly liddle guy an older balding guy wants to adopt. like im his son and we play catch and he teaches me how to fix cars

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[calhaspam]

i think it would be cool to be a butterfly. flap flap. just drimk flower juice. dont wanna think just change yknow metamorphosis gang. uh oh whats that really large bird shaped shadow nearing me

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[calhaspam]

suffering from the despair of lost potential that is really just delusion trying to convince myself that i could ever be better than the past self that struggled to live to another day

#its the present. the past is also always the present. the future is as much a present as now #you couldnt have been any other person given your circumstances. you are who you are in the present #remind yourself to be kinder to yourself #calhanxtalks