JAKE: Hals been quite down lately and to be honest i dont know what to do about it. Maybe you have some insight as to how i could cheer him up?
DIRK: Have you tried putting him in rice?
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the current romantic implications of qtntduo rn r pretty funny since qwilbur obviously finds qQuackity attractive but only comments on it sometimes - meanwhile qQ is all "HE IS MY HUSBAND . HIS DAUGHTER IS MY DAUGHTER . WE HAVE A VERY INTIMATE RELATIONSHIP THAT IS YET TO BE LABELLED "
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I REALLY wish Nintendo would tell us if the person we reported was actually baned or not. I NEED to know if the chuckleheads who boot up the game just to twiddle their thumbs the entire time or perpetually squidbag other players are actually getting punished for their actions
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Hallo me Capitan... what if.
Papa Schnee - Dust Mafia Godfather
Weiss - Daughter of Dust Mafia Godfather
Blake - Faunus Mafia spy somehow ending up as Weiss's driver/guard and pretty much risking her neck times two, because on top of that they both have a small crush to eachother.
{Extra drama for the day Weiss finds out she was a spy all along, gotta sprinkle some angst in there :3}
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I wasn’t expecting soma to be shipped with horror but that has to be the cutest and funniest idea for me now. They’re just there, vibing being simped by two very homicidal guys FJFKSMNFJ
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Do you guys think Mike would enjoy radiohead
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