#idk if thats a tag but fuck it we ball

[xakumi]

#give something to the person you reblogged this from #idk if thats a tag but fuck it we ball #tumblr polls

[ravioliravioliravioli]

Very surprised that they were NOT going to end up together unlike usual movies that do this

#i think she was a love interest #idk #fuck it #we ball #HOLY SHIT FIRST EVER POST THATS NOT TMNT RELATED??!?!?! REAL #Guys this movie is a genuinely good movie go watch it #now back to our regularly scheduled programming #the regular tags #the bad guys #diane foxington #mr wolf #dreamworks #diane x wolf #trendingnow #trending #was she not a love interest tho??? #she was so badass #shes also so me #the cat is their kid guys

[itsbrucey]

If I got a DnDads tattoo would that be peak cringe or-

#listen. alright. hey listen listen listen #I have like. 3/4 tattoo ideas currently. #I want a bear skull with flowers for my shoulder. a garfield on my shoulderblade. #and then a bigtop burger tatto and now recently. a dndads tattoo. havent sketched out ideas for either but im thinking!!!! #i was like “ oh maybe i can like. commission?????? handwriting??? from the cast??” bc thats normal #but also in the unfortunate circumstance of Public Figure being exposed for Bad Thing i would fucking personally skin myself . #Bigtop Burger one would either be Penny based or something with the J family from Wire...... #OK I DID SKETCH OUT A FOREARM TATTOO. OF THE J FAMILY SLIDING DOWN A WIRE TOGETHER but idk if i want something that obvious yknow #Other dndad tatto ideas: Darryl Wilson's fucked up hand. Like a Dndads “crest”. A D20 with different character items as numbers? #Also was thinking a doodler tattoo bc that covers S1 and 2 #And if i got cast handwriting. it would either be just Matt or All of Them. and just having Matt feels wrong?????? #like “ sorry.... only he gets his handwriting on my body” thats just Weird. #dndads #dungeons and daddies #tagging this because fuck it we ball #maybe one of Darryl's brew? like the bottle. i do like bottles #it would be a forearm tattoo ideally

[semi-automaticlonelyboy]

I cannot stand to be on twitter today bc they’re rehashing the “punk is about rebelling against what’s popular!!1!11!” debate like dawg,,, not only are you Wrong, the line is “redneck agenda” and maga is the same shit 💀 and oh, im sorry, the song AMERICAN IDIOT wasn’t political before this??? Media literacy is dead.

“But it was new year’s eve, we wanted to escape all that political nonsense!!”

You Cannot have green day on a broadcast where artists play an incredibly short set of their most well known songs in the small time they’re allotted and NOT expect them to whip out one of their MOST POPULAR SINGLES. It is also FUCKING GREEN DAY, a band who has Always been political from wayyy before american idiot’s release (she) to now (the american dream is killing me).

anyways stream the new album Saviors coming out january 19th 🤪

#pull the trigger piglet #thats how i feel rn waking up to this shit #also srry for the rant ik the last post was kinda similar in the tags #but sjjfkskkks #IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT RAAAGHH #sigh at least the guys will always remain relevant despite the claims of haters #i mean it Definitely brought them more attention lmfao #any promo is good promo B) #but yea srry just my sillay 🤪 thoughts #oh and these fuckers are also bringing back the prev posts debate of faggot america snfnjdjd #LEAVE MY BICON OUT OF THIS!! #should i even put a band tag on this #idk ig maybe i should but also just kinda want this in the v o i d #fuck it we ball #green day

[dopehorsesposts]

Machine viktor sketch 🥳

#my art #art #digital art #fanart #sketch #arcane #league of legends #viktor #machine viktor #viktor the machine herald #viktor arcane #Idk thats like the same tag 5 times in a row but fuck it we ball #People are sleeping on his machine form #Its sexy

[possum-tooth]

good morning gay people in my phone

#last night was. well it was a night! #drove home to pick up my bf and on the way back we get a call from his friend and he was Not Doing Well #so we ended up picking him up and taking him to the hospital. which im scared for him for bc if hes admitted idk how hes gonna #react + the bills... i dont even wanna think about it #anyway we heard from him this morning and we can still visit today/however long hes there so thats good. can u bring stuff into hospitals? #i havent been in a minute and they ignite my fight or flight tbh. not the best in hospitals but fuck it we ball especially for friends #anyway good morning! love you and please Please remember somebody loves you and cares about you so if ur Going Thru It #thiknk of them think of me think of the future and how it can and will get better. i promise <3 #talk tag

[saym0-0]

grahh i need to remind myself to Not Involve myself in fandom space in this fandom. look at pretty fan creations thats it. im guilty of kinda posting about the fandom (see: this post) but i need to put it somewhere yk. idk everyone is so negative sharing their opinions on other peoples headcanons,, im going back to my complex roseblings/esmp1 centric multiverse that i havent properly posted about even tho its fully how i see the characters. what am i even saying im not tagging this post i dont want people to find it

oh my god guys do NOT open tags i reached character limit on most of them AND got to all 30 tags

#actually though i need to talk about my esmp centric multiverse #ik i just said no tags but #these dont count they're not filter tags #theres like two versions of my silly multiverse. one is like #3 time periods: esmp1 #ocs/the ancient capital before it was ancient and esmp2 #the other version is basically most of the emperors r born nd raised on esmp1 #but when they 'come of age' 17-20 depending on the empire #they go onto other servers and basically become travelled people. they're only allowed 2 come home when the current ruler is gonna die soon #harsh. but we ball. N E WAYS yeah empires is well known across servers as one of the biggest 'home servers' basically where people just liv #like theres games servers like mcc or hypixel and theres like. building servers idk like hc? idk servers are sorted into catagories #empires is a hardcore home server. for citizens. its kinda fucked up how tulers get infinite respawn just bc the world says so but whatever #basically rulers r pretty anonymous they go by their titles so they can live as regular players in that time from adult to ruler. #their faces arent recognisable outside of the server itself. HOOO I JUST REMEMBERED MY FAV JOEL HC THAT I JUST KNOW THE FANDOM EOULD HATE I #THEY KNEW. basically hes a bearded vulture hybrid bc hes my fav and they're my fav bird thats it thats my reasoning. also mezalea colourful #bearded vultures wear makeup u get my drift. also he makes clones and can transfer his soul into them. pre last life where they get yoinked #his bird body has never left the esmp server. as a precaution against kidnapping he has these cuffs on his real ankles like a house arrest #that beep when they go off server #because safety reasons or something idk i just think its funny. ANYWAYS i think its silly fwhip gets away from the rapture scott free so he #gets some pretty gnarly 3rd degree burns and also loses his leg. he builds his own prosthetic like he built his own wings woot woot. #also hes a changeling. and he and gem are twins. and sausage is their half brother older by 3 years but acts younger. if u care #saus inheritef the throne at 18 a year after he went exploring bc his dad became unexpectedly ill #no reason for that i just wanted to. also i stole the changeling fwhip from my fav fanfic ever if u see this ill tell the name #depending on ur tastes roseblings either manage to server hop to hermitcraft bc fwhips default state is a direct copy of gem bc changeling #so they kinda trick the whitelist and he recovers and probably gets help w his leg from the hermits bc theres so many metal hermits jc/pos #thats the silly hurt comfort hermit route the other one is closer to canon where they settle somewhere probably on a private server with #their 3 dragons and they heal pretty isolated from everyone. gem goes back nd forth to hc and after hes mostly healed fwhip goes to hardcor #othef servers like afterlife and esmp2 i think are literally rp like they just want lighthearted fun w friends so they roleplay dragons wit #their illusion magic that they havs or something #I RAN OUT OF TAGS LMAOOOO YALL GET NO MORE ITS 12:37 BYE

[vancehopperenthusiast]

Maybe I’m your soulmate. || Robin Arellano

Summary- the week you move to Denver, is also the week robin gets suspended. what happens when Finney welcomes you with open arms and you two quickly become friends, bestfriends even (I'll give you a hint, robin isn't too happy.)

Tags- studying, enemies to ??? flirters?? , group project, best friends, fuckin moose, jealous robin, that's all i think

CWS- cursing ..? i think thats it

Notes- HIHI uhm idk if im gonna write a part 2 for this atm but if you guys want one i will! uhm also sorry for shitty grammar LMAO i suck at stuff like that

Moving was never easy, especially not when you join a new school in the middle of the year.

Although you quickly got situated when you met Finney Blake, you and he had been friends for a little over a week & it was safe to say you considered him your best friend.

That Friday morning when you walked to school with Finney and Gwen like usual, the second you neared the school, chanting was heard

“FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT” the group yelled while a taller, much paler boy spoke, “I will pound you like a nail you scrawny little shithead.”

“then do it, unless you’re scared.”

You looked at Finney, “Who the fuck has the balls to fight moose?”



“Robin Arellano.” Gwen answered, “Who? Am I supposed to know him?” You were bombarded with questions as a fight broke out.

You watched intently while listening to your answer, “Robin was Finney’s best friend until he got sent to his grandma's for a week because he got suspended, he’s also the toughest kid in school next to Pinball Vance Hopper.”

“Was Finney's best friend?” you repeated

“Yeah Robin could never call so we kinda just drifted, I was sad for a while but then you came into the picture,” Finney spoke up at last.

you were about to say something else until the actual fight broke out, Robin demolishing Moose, he probably broke his nose.

“Holy shit!” Gwen gasped, her mouth agape, “Let’s go guys.” Finney tugged at Gwen’s arm that wouldn’t budge. When the girl finally moved she was already yapping about it.

“What the hell!! That was Moose!” the brunette said agitatedly.

“I don’t care” The short-haired brunette rolled his eyes, looking to the side.

“He probably deserved it!” You laughed, “Moose is a giant asshole, Finn.”

He nearly responded but someone else did for him, “Hey Finn, what’s happening” You rose your brow at the nickname, a hand snaked around his shoulder.

“Robin, you just came back! You can’t be getting into fights already” Finney laughed, shrugging off his arm.

“Moose needed the beat down if you ask me, ain’t that right Gwen?” He leaned forward, turning his head towards Gwen and your direction.

When he saw you instead of Gwen his eyebrows furrowed in confusion; “Who’s this? Your girlfriend? ooh, Donna won’t be too happy to hear that you’re two-timing Finn” He joked.

You smiled, “Nah me and Finn are just friends. I try giving advice but uh you know how he is, stubborn and hardheaded." you gave Finney a nudge in his side, and he rolled his eyes in response.



"finn? yo i thought i was the only one who called you that? since I'M your bestfriend n all. is she a bully? i don't fight girls but i know people who do." the long haired brunette said intimidatingly.

"hey man chill, finney is allowed to have other friends! especially after you ditched him!" gwen defended.

"i didn't fucking ditch him! i was suspended and couldn't talk to anyone for like a week!" the bandanaed boy exclaimed, an offensive look on his face.

you and finney both opened your mouth to say something, but the bell rung, and students started filling to their classes. "gotta go. later finn, later gwen. Arellano" you nodded before walking off, making your way to your class. shuffling with the other students.

"alright class, as you know.. or not seeing as most of you cannot read," the teacher sighed, his monotone voice staying through out his lecture, "you will have two big projects, middle of the year and end of the year. today marks the OFFICAL start of the end of the school year, hold your applause. you will be working in pairs of two, on the classical big bang theory." the teacher huffed and began explaining the rest of the project.

youy groaned quietly, putting your head in your hands, what if you get paired up with braxton rose? he was the worst! he put gum in your hair before winter break, it took hours to get it out.

"now i will be announcing the pairs. boo who cry me a river ashley. you're not getting paired up with vance OR kamala." vance was the boyfriend, kamala was the bestie. if you couldnt tell.

"right so first we have.." the names ran through and through your ears until you heard your name at last. "Y/N and.. Robin. thats all class, now you can go. projects are due next week."  you gasped, robin was in this class? the fuck? you hadn't even noticed. i mean you could always ask mr green to switch partners, but his divorce was already stressing him out. being a middle school teacher is even worse, so nah not a chance.

begrudgingly, you pushed your self out of the plastic chair, stretching  your joints. you grabbed your stuff and turned to find robin, your eyes didnt have to strain themselves for long because he was right at your desk. "hey robin, meet up at the library, five? bring your shit. we'll start planning?" you asked assertively.

"uhm can't we do it right after school? maybe i've got plans. plus we have study hall, we can do it then?" he tried his best to reschedule.

you sighed, "do you have something to do at five exactly?"

robin smiled, shaking his head left to right, "Nah, sorry. I'll see you after school?"

"alright see ya," you groaned, mentally slapping yourself in the face, robin areallno? of all people. Braxton would be better than this.

the day finished swiftly. leaving you an hour and a half to get home, freshen up and get to the library on time.

Keep reading

you had barely made it on time. three minutes till the clock struck five, when you entered the deserted library, apart from a few nerds studying, robin was nowhere to be found. you scoffed, sitting down at a table in the back, pulling your books out, shaking your leg anxiously until he showed up.

it was about five-ten when he did. you had sat there looking like a loser! he walked in coolly, sliding into a seat next to you. "you're late."

"sorry I fell asleep anyways I'm ready to work now." he cheesed, opening up his notebook, and helping



you two had worked for about twenty minutes before you hit a gigantic boulder. a boulder that stopped your work entirely for half an hour. "this isn't gonna work. you're too overbearing." he ran a hand through his hair.

had it always been that pretty? maybe it just looked better now that there wasnt crimson colored liquid in it.

you shrugged the thought off, "would you be more comfy in more well know space? we could go to yours and work on it there?"



"fuck no! you could be a murderer for all i know." he tried his best to look intimidating but his eyes weren't completely objecting to the scenerio.

you smiled cheekily, looking him in his eyes for the first time in a while leaning up in your seat slightly to get closer to him, "maybe i'm your soulmate." you could see him get flustered. it was almost embarrassing for you.



just then the old timey grandfather clock rang, "ah thats me. see ya robin." grabbing your things and walking out.

robin sat there however, what the hell just happened? were you flirting? wasn't this a rivalry for the companionship of finney blake? yeah okay that was weird. however, what was weirder is the fact that he wasn't absolutely disgusted by the fact that you were flirting with him.





well shit

#robin arellano #finney blake #griffin stagg #paperboy #vance hopper #the black phone #pinball #pinball vance #pinball vance hopper #robin arellano x reader #the black phone x reader

[corporatefrog]

꒦‧₊ ꒷ Skateboarding w/ Team Stan [Headcanons] ✧.*

✧.* tags: skateboarding idk man, comedy, college au

✧.* Charactions: stan marsh, kenny mccormick, kyle broflovski, butters stotch

a/n: I was writing a different set of headcanons and started thinking about this and it got so long that I decided to just make it another post.

masterlist

Stan

Most skater aesthetic out of them all

even though he doesn't actually know anything

He bought the board because the like the IDEA of being someone who skates

But he’s too scared of falling down to actually do it

Much better at roller blading

but he'll NEVER admit it

mainly because people (cartman) would call him Ken because of the Barbie movie coming out

"Okay but why the fuck do you know that Ken uses roller blades in the Barbie movie?"

"Well actually that's none of your fucking business"

"Yeah okay dickwipe."

"THATS RICH COMING FROM A GAY ASS"

"It's literally pride month bro"

Kenny

Kenny on the other hand is the epitome of “I could do it this morning”

Makes you all sit around for 30 minutes while he tries to do an ollie

“Dude it’s okay if you can’t-”

“NO MAN I CAN! KAREN SAW IT!”

Like okay bro you can do an ollie

Gaming sessions of Tony Hawk Pro Skater where he does a move and says "yeah I could do that"

Gets the most hurt

mainly because he doesn't care

worst cast- and i mean WORST CASE- he dies and he's back the next day

at least now he knows that he can't do a rail grind off the golden gate bridge

Butters

Stan and Kenny try to teach Butters how to skate

turns out he doesn't really need their help

Butters ends up being 100x better than them INSTANTLY

Its the hawaiian blood

paddle boarding translates very well to skateboarding

“Woah! It’s so much easier when there aren’t waves coming at you!”

“I both hate you and idolize you right now”

“Stan close your mouth before a mosquito flies in”

You ask Butters to teach you and Kenny is AGHAST

Granted Butters is a shit teacher 

“Just picture the Hawaiian islands holding your hands to keep you steady.”

“What the fuck did they do to you there.”

“Well for one, we got absolutely plastered so they’re tripping balls 24/7”

Kyle

Kyle skates pretty fine

He and Ike were HUGE zeke and luther watchers fs

It was the only show they could agree on so sheila and gerald let them watch it 

He always wears elbow and knee pads though

The others (cartman) give him shit for it

But he’s the only one going home without any bleeding appendages so who’s laughing now

The only one that can actually do an ollie

Doesn’t brag about it but once everyone else goes home he’ll show you some pretty sick tricks

"So you're like the red head from the gay anime."

"No."

"Now we've just got to find a blue haired canadian- omg wait isn't your brother from Canada-"

"No."

"Planning the road trip right now. If you take your brother's passport I bet you can pass it off as yours."

"I regret telling you anything."

#why do i always think headcanons has 2 n??? #anyways i don't skateboard but that's not the point here #corporatefrog #south park #south park x reader #south park headcanons #stan marsh #butters stotch #kyle broflovski #kenny mccormick

[antisocialgaycat]

an intro cos i havent done one yet lols

hello fun funky fresh and fabulous people, i am elle or elliot and i use they/them pronouns. i am part of many fandoms but the only one ill really be posting abt is newsies because its been replacing my each and every one of my braincells with hc ideas since i first watched it. be warned: i am very much a theatre kid.

I guarantee

Though I crapped out, I ain't tapped out!

i also speak/am learning a hell load of languages so lets look at them shall we

english: which i am legally fluent in and i speak it pretty good but ask me abt the weather and i will not respond (cos i cant lol)

fronch: learning it through my school, its kind of slay but at the same time it also very much not (maybe cos of the teacher lol) fun fact about french sports: if it has balls, its masculine (i sincerely apologise but its true)

yiddish: my first language :) this is the language that my auntie taught me when i was young, i then forgot most but got in touch with my aunt again and regained fluency. she is dead now but i will make an effort to keep speaking it as much as possible

indonesian: i can speak the basics cos i did it with my ps and ive been to indonesia a couple of times

german: i know a bit cos yiddish is similar and i know some conversational basics and shit

one of the indigenous australian languages: i can say an acknowledgement to country in my local indigenous language but i wont say which it is cos then people could figure out where i live and thats not the vibes

italian, spanish, polish, portugese, hebrew, russian, german, auslan: i can swear in all of these languages plus the ones above minus yiddish cos my fam dont swear and i dont trust google translate (i also know at least one insult all the languages on duolingo minus high valkyrian or however its spelt)

so yuh. languages.

other things abt me that idk where to put so im making a list:

i am irl friends with @just-sarah-xx and @quackethh (i tag them as #bestieboowifeyforlifey or #shawty bae <3<3<3 and #bitch (un)affectionate respectively) and also @boywithabeanie and @elemelom and @justalittleegg and others but i cannot be bothered tagging them right now (sorry)

australia is better than new zealand and clarinets are better than flutes

i do way too much performing arts for it to be considered healthy

i play/played cricket, netball, soccer and ice hockey (thats a joke ice hockey is actual so bad normal hockey is so much better and i will die by that)

i am a demiromantic asexual non-binary lesbian (thats a lot of words woah) and i get the most hopeless crushes on people its not even funny (unless ur my friends then its fucking hilarious) (looking at u sarah)

i will tag any original post with #just a load of garbage so if u dont want to see all my thoughts then js block the tag lols

so yuh

thats my intro

#just a load of garbage #intro post #yes i edited this fight me abt it

[vampv0id]

hey man. idk who you are i was just scrollinv the new years resolutions tag and i just wanted to say that youre gonna be okay <3 the sun keeps rising and so do you and thats beautiful. keep going and have a kiss on the forehead

That's actually incredibly sweet of you. Tysm friend. Things have just been a big old nightmare just between my life situation and who I am and I'm just looking to fix both. Thank you for your kindness <3 I don't honestly know if I'm gonna be okay atp, but fuck it we ball. Thank you for the love, sending you love as well.

[technoachillleez]

thank u to @3y3-see-you for tagging me i love to talk about myself hehe

Last Song I Listened To: End of Beginning by Djo (saw it in a carmy edit on twitter)

Currently Reading: kind of a doozy bc i am always reading twelve books at a time so: finally finishing up my TMI reread so almost done with City of Heavenly Fire, also trying to finish a asoiaf reread so on A Dance With Dragons also reading Paradise Lost (yes started bc of tmi and continued bc its also referenced in The Secret History which was the last book i finished). I also started this book North Korea Another Country by Bruce Cumings but idk if i'll finish it

Currently Watching: i just finished season 3 of Attack on Titan! takin a little breather before s4 because boy are those last eps a doozy. also in the middle of watching Dragon Ball but haven't watched in a bit since it's only sub

Latest Obsessions: okay i'm gonna do post-succession obsessions most to least recent: The Mortal Instruments (considering reading lady midnight next for the first time bc i rlly do just Like these characters even if her writing leaves some to be desired), AOT (fucking.... fucking captain levi..... someone someone out there please talk to me about captain levi and commander ervin i need it i need it no one in my life watches this shit except my brother pls), DBZ (they added Kai to hulu which was great for me and my brother who'd been wanting to watch it until we realized that its actually kind of boring and then we started watching DB which we hadn't seen before and surprisingly is good if only bc their goals r simpler and more grounded), GOT (never gonna be free from this one, it has its peaks and troughs but always there)

tagging: @blood-thats-deep-and-blue @bingusmybelove @2805200326 @princelabia and anyone else who wants to do it consider urself tagged !! <3

#achillleez posting #tag game

[sweetie-sire]

Ayo i wrote some hizzie garbage 🗑 im both sleep deprived and tired of life so whatevr have at it wolves.

Its not good so lol but this tag is dead af so idk

Also dodie is sad af

~i can finally see ~

"I dont understand how you always manage to choose her side josie" im enraged beyond what i thought i could ever possibly be and my naive idiot little sister doesnt manage to get it through her thick little skull. Mikaelson is gone.

"No lizzie YOU dont understand, shes just lost she needs us now more than ever! How can you not see that?!" Shes been at this for the past 20 minutes and quite frankly its getting old.

"Jo, all i see is our dearest dad finally finding out the prodigal daughter is just an evil coniving bitch" i see josie flinch at the dry humor but i no longer care.

~youre as fucked up as me~

Josie gets up and walks out of the room, before she exits she turns to me "I get that youre hurt lizzie but you need to remember why hope even resorted to this in the first place. She gave up her life and landons life just to make sure everyone else would be ok." I can see that bringing up landon hurts my sister there are tears in her eyes and im so tired of everyone bringing up deceased bird boy, since he will probably just find a way to come back anyway.

"Yeah well maybe we can go ask dad if we should forgive hope then!" I yell but shes already left and my snark is useless and i feel so frustrated i could tear my hair out.

~so how do we win?~

Josie has once again taken upon herself to go chasing after our long lost tribrid trying to find a way to help her or whatever. I know just the way to help hope.

Cleo sowande is my very own personal hero right now.

~brave face talk so lightly, hide the truth~

Im driving from dead end to dead end and all i can manage to think about is hopes stupid evil "im a Mikaelson fear me" face and scoff

The balls on this bitch.

I pull up on a trail i picked up and the feeling of this dive bar is more unsettling than the last. I walk in and instantly feel the need to relieve my stomach of its contents.

Theres body parts and blood everywhere. Some guys head chopped off by a pool table. Brutal i dont even know how nobody has been in here to clean up the mess. Oh a concealment spell nice to know she cares about some things i guess. She could have at least lit the place on fire.

~im sick of losing soulmates so where do we begin?~

"Why would i burn my own room down Lizzie"

"With my family history im not exactly immune to those issues. I would never say that stuff about you"

I scoff remembering that and for some reason the back of my throat feels tight.

Josie may be right she might need help, but i cant find it in me to see the same girl thats understanding and i have grown to begrudgingly tolerate to be the one leaving a trail of bodies up and down the coast.

She mauled my dad whats stopping her from doing the same to the rest of us.

And i might have grown to love her too but josie is too soft to do what needs to be done.

Someone has to stop her.

~time and hearts will wear us thin so which path will you take~

I dont know what the fuck possessed me to say that idiocy. Impending death? Minute insanity? I can see the little gears in her tiny evil head turning

Theres a spark of someone i used to know flicker through her eyes.

And i see it the moment the hurt flashes in her mind what she went through to get to this point. I see her intent

The resolve. To end me. What did i expect?

Some sick twisted voice in my head tells me to keep going and see if i can reach her.

I slowly try to approach her and my voice is cracking i dont even know what im saying anymore

I see it in her eyes whatever hope was left is gone

Ironic

Before she has a chance to snap and as soon as i feel her hands wrap around my neck i rush forward

I close my eyes and say fuck it.

God i must really be crazy.

Her lips are unmoving but still soft i must have caught her by surprise because im still alive so i press on and i can feel her reciprocrate for a second and theres relief in my heart that maybe this will all turn out ok. Due to an unconsensual kiss of all fucking things.

Its something i never really considered doing while i was on my way here but minute insanity must have won over my fried brain.

I sigh as i feel soft hands tighten around my neck and it all goes black

Thats going to be one awkward as fuck conversation when she realizes im not actually dead.

Whatever serves her right.

*insert dodie lyric cuz im cant be bothered to do it*

+ lizzie wakes up and is super cool about it while hope is a crying mess on the floor cuz she killed this bombshell and sassy lizzie is everything.

#hizzie #lizzie saltzman #hope mikaelson be like #legacies #rant #creative crying #i really hate posting fics on here cuz my gf follows me and thats fucking embarrassing but i need this fandom to stay alive. #i dont care if i have to do it myself one shitty fic at a time #fuck julie plec

[noxiatoxia]

greetings. i have been on a long journey, which has caused my lengthy absence. yet i have travelled the world, seen new wonders, and bring back magical scrolls documenting my escapades.

not

not really. but thats ok

anyway hello !!!!! it is me again !! its been a while

the reason ive been gone is because i gained another hyperfixation, on the brothers ('twins') from the movie Bullet Trai n. idk what it is with me and brother characters that just absorb my entire mind but they have made me Sob and cry and smile and auggjjh they have been all my thoughts recently . just autism tingz. love it though

ANYWAY i think im going to re watch ouran and hopefully bring back some of my hikakao brainrot because i miss sending you hcs,, its so fun

i love sending you asks about them bc i will put essay like effort and dedication into them, carefully craft every response, and its literally just about some silly homosexual anime twins. love that for me

NOOO I WANTED THOSE SCROLLS *BEATS MY HANDS ON A TABLE*

also I think that's so fucking funny that you literally hyperfixated on ANOTHER pair of brothers like. the brainrot is SO real..... I can't blame you. (btw is that movie any good? I know it's showing rn)

personally my hyperfixations last quite a while usually, tho it can depend...on average 1 year. some like danganronpa come and go and like i re-hyperfixate on it for another year in like, 4 year intervals. and stuff like sonic im never Not hyperfixated on.

idk when i first started watching ouran tbh *checks tumblr

OKAY according to my post history it was late-ish 2021 like Sept but also i reblogged a hitachiin gifset in 2020 November with the tags "i need to watch this anime my brother says its good" (which i just reblogged again) and like. oh noxia. noxia you would have no idea.

im purposefully avoiding getting into Other media rn tho bc i really really love ouran and I don't wanna stop obsessing about it just yet. plus i have many fics + fan arts + projects i have yet to finish and i NEED to keep the brain rot going to do all that <3 (is this something other autistic people/people with hyperfixations do??)

ANYHOW THE LAST PART OF YOUR ASK ,JKDFNJEBJ OBVIOUSLY i would be ECSTATIC if u started sending me asks again bc.....i love love love talking abt them with people. these 2 twins have been the death of me for the past year. i Need them. and your asks are always so creative n interesting!! I love the effort and the ideas and even if it's just simple stuff you haven't fully fleshed out yet i love bouncing off ur ideas we are Such a team...

but like, you can always send me other stuff too anon!! Like just simple stuff about any new series you like or like "how's ur day going" or how UR day is going...I just like talking to you......you're like...cinderella at the ball cuz i dont know ur namenjhebjhewbjhewbhjwekewkjnje (pleaseplease smack me for that one)

#;noxiatalks2ya

[astrid-delacour]

more things my friends have said as marauders quotes

Barty: sperm shaped drinks are the best kind of drinks

Lily: I do what I want /DEBAUCHERY

Pandora: did you just use debauchery as tone tag

James: sleep paralysis possum

Remus: I'm like a functional alcoholic

Evan: I'm not edgy but my friend had a dream last year

Marlene: he's so basic I can't see him

Sirius: do they make foot lingerie

Sirius: you look like the grinches dog

Evan: I would never call the ace alliance it's legal name in casual conversation

Mary: your hair is the colour of the devil

Sirius: it's not gay if we both have girlfriends

Regulus: I am better at the tism cause I make the noise

Lily: who drew balls on my board?!

James: I'm like Thomas Edison and you're that welsh dude

Remus: Stalin?

Regulus: I'm mean but not detriment to dental hygiene mean

Sirius: this is the one thing the Catholic Church would back me up on

Marlene: she's so mommy, I want to use her thighs as earmuffs

James: give me the fucking magnet back you hoe

James: we do not call 12 ear olds hot in this establishment

Barty: are you a Rick or morty?

Evan: idk

Barty: I feel like you're a rick cause you're autistic

Barty: I'm a whore for jack skellington

Dorcas: I'm a whore for sally

Lily: omg we're literally the bubonic plague

James: whatever fruits your loops

Sirius: I'm not to gay for anything, except heterosexual relationships

Remus: that takes a level of common sense I don't have

Barty: I've added a sneeze for every year of my life

Sirius: "*takes dramatic bow and twirls hair like a Renaissance girl who's secretly a witch*"

Marlene: fuck you and your two prong fork I have a seven prong fork

Marlene: she's a bitch but I love her that's my opinion of her (about dorcas)

Regulus: take an IQ test rn and while you're at it take an "am I gay" quiz

Regulus: ok 1684 the men were being whores and the girls were being whores (describing his family)

Mary: can you guys stop being horny on main please? (Talking about Canada)

Lily: nothing goes harder than the electoral college at homecoming

Pandora: I'm still on my autism high

James: you never know how fast you're walking until you body check a wall

Barty: it's really hot when you hear the tortured screams of a child predator dying

James: no one pulls my leg on leg day

James: thank sweet cheesus

Dorcas: it's a requirement

Evan: THATS A LIE. That is a LIE

Dorcas: it definitely is....

Evan: sweet lord Jesus

first year: vou have to come vou stand in line and have chicken fingers

Dorcas: I'm signing you up for Tuesday

Evan: I hate you

(In a baby voice) Sirius: I'm wubber wou're gwue what ever bounces off me stwicks to WOU

(Also baby voice) Marlene: jwokes on wou I'm cement *closes door and leaves*

Sirius: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!? MARLENE! MARLENEEEE

James: so we've got a white a black and a Hispanic. I love cultural diversity 

Mary: ohhhh so he PlaysTM golf

Mary: right person wrong time except by wrong time you just don't like him and right person you mean he's ugly

Mary: I hot girl summered a little too close to the sun

Lily: you would put an e minor in there

Mary: Marlene needs to be spayed

Marlene: you're like garage band

Dorcas: Lily I think my song is killing Marry

Lily: good

Lily: it needs a little more work and by a little I mean I haven't started it

Dorcas: this is not a no judgement zone, this is a very judgement zone

Sirius: dairy-free, gluten-free, uhh vegan-free, it's all the frees

Dorcas: how self sabotagey are we feeling today

James: .... functionable

Peter/Remus: what? did you just say functionable?

James: ....veah

Peter: it's functional

James: seriously?!?!

Remus: yeahhhh

James: I was homeschooled ok!

Remus: how long have you been saying it like that?

James: anyways...

Dorcas: I'm not getting that sappy! They don't deserve that!!

Mary: your eyebrows are like 3 business days from your eyelids

Marlene: that is the bassiest bass

Mary: sometimes you just have to accept the crack

Peter: James would be a court jester

Pandora: that's very hannon-y

Pandora: like power ballad but make it cats

Lily: how loving should be as easy as ...?

Marlene: COW

Marlene: like cow eat grass

Mary: loving should be as easy as 'insert metaphor here'

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Updates 4 funsies!!

So its been a while! Gonna update a bunch of shit real quick so bear with me!

+MJ has completely lost Host role and is hardly ever around anymore. Ultimately a good thing for healing but a large shift that took a long time to adjust to. Our new host Cass took a bit to recognize the system and it halted personal progress for a while. This is why I havent kept super updated for about a year now.

+Candle is going by Rose again. Unsure as to how I will handle this, tags wise, but this is a conclusion she came to recently. Both names are still okay though.

+We are currently in a relationship with another system & for privacy I will never speak about them using real names but I do intend on speaking about them more as they are an important piece of me understanding myself currently. Also bc I'm in love. Oops.

+Quite a few of us have shown up in the past year and I may as well introduce us quickly:

Cass: she/they • Host • used to identify with the title "bimbo stoner" but got bored of her bimbo ways. • handles work & daily life • controversial figure with controversial opinions. Is just looking out for us and herself though & should be listened to more. (Projecting, soz)

Bee: she/her • a "problem" • Rose's in-sys GF • milkman by trade

Olli: He/Him • Little (~7) • the spirit of adventure guides him • actually a really fucked up kid but his whimsy glows and lights a fire in the arctic hot enough to keep him safe

Jude: He/Him • The boyfriend ever • thats all I know so far. He'll open up eventually

???: She/Her! • im just a girl!!! • hypersexual maybe • sweetest of hearts • idk what else to say I'm just really happy to be included!!

???: He/Him • werewolf?? • literally genuinely only comes out when the moon is full. I'm afraid.

???: She/They(??) • little ball of energy & chaos but also just a guy • also not really sure what this one's deal is yet

#-cass #aaaa I need a tag for our sweetest girl !! but I dont want to use her real name so I have to think #whatever. I'll get there. she helped tho :) #there was someone else too but whatevers #point is this is things lately! I want to redo my whole blog and update everything but for now: this. #if anyone cares lol. either way this is just for me :) #also im for sure missing something but I'll get to it later?? idk!