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“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

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#i someone draw mia fey over this one time

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remember taking those "what job should you have" tests in middle school and the questions were like "do you think people deserve to suffer?"

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these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

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apparently people are now purchasing thick water to make slimes with because of a trend on tiktok

thick water is for disabled people who can’t swallow properly. stores usually have extremely limited supplies of it.

please don’t buy thick water for fun or to make slime with. it’s literally the only way some disabled people can drink anything. It’s not a fucking toy

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#taking out the trash

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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i love when characters don't get to die

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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

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Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?

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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

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teru and mob going out somewhere and terus like buttoning up his shirt and its taking a while and mobs like "here let me help :-)" but it's this shirt and mobs hand eye coordination sucks shit and he fucks it up so bad