#id say

[wackulart]

Original audio by BigWinnn on tiktok

TOH SPOILERS This is what happened at eclipse lake, it's exactly how it happened for sure

#the owl house #the owl house spoilers #the owl house fanart #toh spoilers #toh belos #toh phillip wittebane #philip wittebane #wittebro #wittebane brothers #caleb wittebane #evelyn clawthorne #eclipse lake #emperor belos #belos #i dont know what spurred this idea on #but i spent a whole two days on it #and it was worth it #id say

[kits-ships]

when i see a nonhuman who slowly grows fond of earth/humanity and is TRASH at expressing their love for others:

#d; youre a book thats not quite finished but ill watch you fill the page #e; cant your heart find its home in me? #r; sometimes it helps to forget where we came from #HELP SO MANY #ac; as sure as god made black and white #m; ive been fooled many times; but you seem to truly be mine #tw body horror #id say #v; crown me your majesty

[eldritchmochi]

I think I can also attest to the erotic cane litmus test.

I was with someone who I thought I was going to date - we were in a pre relationship if you will. We agreed we might go on a date at some point but wouldn’t push it and if we wanted to he friends we could be.

We were sat on the beach and I had my cane beside me. They took it, and I was goddamn mortified.

I said ‘can I have that back please?’

They said ‘But your not using it’

I tried to explain like they just took my left leg and they gave it back eventually but didn’t understand why it freaked me out so much, but she put it up to a learning experience.

This is what killed that pre relationship for me.

I will only let people I 100% trust touch my glasses and my cane. My current girlfriend has a cane too. :)

oh man that would me *horrible* im so sorry. at least with my work crush, there had definitely previously been many instances of me asking him to hold it for a sec while I used both hands, etc, so there was already that show of trust even if he doesnt quite know thats what it was. bitch definitely knows I'm horny for both him and my cane tho so the way he touches it *has* to be intentional flirting lmao

someone im unfamiliar with touching my cane without consent is suuuuch a big red flag tho, im glad you listened to ur gut on that and im glad she (it sounds like) learned from it but man, shudders

#mochi rambles #mochi asks #mochi you useless lesbian #i should have a tag for the hornt cane factor #id say #the inherent eroticism of canes #but that is #stupid #i learned my lesson with stupid tags years ago #it might stick tho i cant think of anything better

[devotion-disorder]

whats ur favrotie fruit

hmmm for now id say passionfruit takes the lead, followed closely by strawberries

#ask #anon #my default answer used to be strawberries but ive been enlightened by the fruit of passion #its crunky and has such an intense flavour #id say #passionfruit consistently fucks #but sometimes strawberries can be very mid #big strawberries get all soft and watery :( #mangoes are great too #im a tropical fruit kinda gal lol

[cassandralexxx]

learning that the tiktokker that I A have never had a real interaction with and B never had a shot with is actually in a relationship: 😩😭😔☹️💔

heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰ i don’t know 🤔 what to believe 💯 mama 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 said 🗣 it’s my fault 😢 it’s my fault 🤦‍♂️i wear my heart ❤️ on my sleeve 💪 i think it’s best 👍I put my heart ❤️ on ice 🧊

#mylife #This is dumb #tiktok #id say #Parasocial relationship #But this is wholly a joke #I just find it funny 💀 #heart been broke so many times

[autisticbsdfan]

me seeing ppl update their status on their partners and feeling the gutwrenching, terrible feeling of unrelenting jealousy. i cant turn it off, its always there. everytime i see something like that i feel awful, why cant i do that? would i stiill have that now if i didnt ruin every relationship ive had?

#poetic yearning #id say #autisticbsdfan #this one is really mentally ill #i think #meow #vent kinda

[placesyoucallhome]

Actually I think my problem is that 'morally not great, probably insane, and scarred to hell and back' is genuinely one of my favorite character flavors of all time. Always frustrated me when people put like one or two little lines of scars on a character and say 'oh they're so horrifically scarred, everyone thinks they're ugly u-u' bitch no, you drew on them in sharpie, that's it. You show me a character as scarred up as Wade Wilson and ALL my characters are going to make heart eyes at them.

#id say #rip to Christine but we're different #but there was A LOT more issues with those two obviously #and that wasn’t why she left at all lmao

[perfectly-uncapable]

ugh why does this Belgian series have more gay chemistry (between characters who definitely will not be gay bc it was made in the 2000s) than anything i have ever seen

#like yesss the main character and the badass single mom should kiss actually #de ridder #they literally have more chemistry than any of the men that are thrown at the main character #your honor they did an enemies tot friends to lovers speedrun #your honor they are flirting over case evidence #your honor why cant i talk about it with anyone #this series is really good though #and thats an honor i do not bestow lightly on flemish series #like almost as good as #de twaalf #id say #also as a law student its so much fun to watch #like ive been in that building!!!! #like fuuuuck how do you make gifs i need to express the vibe

[thinkingabout-girls]

#this is the most correct ive ever been in my life. he would say this #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #image id in alt text #meme #i might draw this at some point. we’ll see

[annabelle--cane]

her pronouns are HE/HIM

#I do actually think it's neat on both a character and representation level #that steven only ever objects to being called rose/pink and never says anything about pronouns. however I think this is a funny joke. #steven universe #id in alt text #marina marvels at life

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

#almost wrote the champagne line as ''effervescent'' but legit could not write it without saying ''effervescent like a snail'' #ah tumblr... #writeblr #warm up #idk . having trouble writing rn #ps i don't like to talk about it . it is my medical information. but before you ask. yes this is about being on the spectrum #i really don't like when ppl make my writing about how im [whatever ID]. i want it to ring true for the people who it rings true for #i don't want it to be like ''awwwww look at this person!!! she's the EXCEPTION!!! :)" ..... #no.... not really..... #idk something gross happens whenever i admit to certain conditions and i turn into like inspiration p*rnography #like yes they actually let us use keyboards these days #furthermore i just... dont feel comfortable talking about this part of me. i had too bad of a childhood. adhd is one thing... #this one im like. still coming to terms with. which is like. my own journey. #idk. just please be kind. some things are more private than others. this one feels private to me. #i do not know how to help others w/this . and i do not know how to help myself. i will talk about it if im ever ready. idk if that will #actually ever happen #ty in advance i love u im kissing you we are kissing somewhere on the spectrum

[collaredkittyboy]

#meme #if you dont understand this you probably have really boring shitty sex #not sorry #oml one of my stupid vanilla friends is arguing with me about this #he says because top and dom usually coexist means theyre basicslly synonymous #no #hes dumb and if he didnt live in canada id punch him #thank god i never fucked this guy it would be so boring

[arunneronthird]

#id say im projecting but im not sure im not drawing anime #made myself laugh with the face so i think it works #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #dc comics #batman #my art #ladies. gentleman. you have eaten well. #tumblr fucked up the whole res so click on it thank u

[norvicensiandoran]

#classic tumblr #ides of march #coming back to the OP to say I love how #almost no one in the notes realizes #this was a QEII death post originally #look at the date y'all

[barnbridges]

sometimes i am like would anyone care if i stop girlblogging and then i remember i have people whove listened to me being deranged about things for over half a decade so there are fucked up weirdos among people yes

#now would anyone miss me waking up and choosing each day to make something very deranged about a man written by donna tartt um #id say #maybe #mixed

[moths-in-hats]

The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

[Image description: Gifs of the muppets with edited captions.

1 - Kermit, wearing a suit, says, "Yes, I am Goncharov."

2 - Several ticking clocks on a wall

3 - Miss Piggy and Kermit kiss, while Miss Piggy says, "Of course, we're in love; that's why I tried to shoot you."]

#ik that the meme is kind of dead now but this came to me in a lecture and i couldnt rest until id made it #goncharov #unreality #muppets #the muppets #mine #1k #2k #5k #10k #the irony of me saying the meme is dead and then this post blowing up is not lost on me #20k #50k #guys please #it's not that funny