#iasip inbox prompts

[chaosprompts]

𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙔 𝙄𝙉 𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙇𝙋𝙃𝙄𝘼 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎  -  trigger warning for : sexual themes, violence, and alcohol mentions.

“did you have a good relationship with your father ??  me neither.” “guys guys guys !!  i’ve got some news,  some terrible news.” “i botched that one.” “well  excuse me  for being the most terrible man on the planet.” “this doesn’t represent me, though.” “you are  too much  today.” “this is why we had to wait for you to go to bed bath and beyond ??” “i know the academy as well as anyone.” “anyway, i started blastin’.  bam !!  bam !!” “well maybe you shouldn’t dress like a bumblebee,  bitch.” “can we get back to talking about the plan ??” “i know it was working, the whole god damn thing was working.” “i biffed that one, huh ??” “and you know how great i look in leather ...” “comin’ in here talking about how in love with my thighs you are.” “i think you’ve taken to wearing my clothes.” “goddamn you !!  it’s not about you !!” “don’t make me do it,  i will slice you in half !!” “go to bed ??  what are you forty ??” “you think a pirate lives in there ??” “yeah he doesn’t even like,  get us man.” “i eat stickers all the time dude !!” “i will smack your face off of your face.” “i’m eating because i’m very uncomfortable.” “you beer,  me trash.” “now i’m here.  i’m past where i thought i could go.” “you are going to  love it.  it’s so good.” “i used to be a cool guy,  ya know.” “your hair looks so small.” “the boys are out tonight, huh ??” “would you like a rice krispy treat ??” “ooooooh ... shit.” “it’s called compassion, dickheads.” “prepare to experience sexual magic.” “now, what do you think about these suspenders ??”  “so you ... do you ever eat cheese ??” “bro that is badass.” “you know what it is, bitch.” “everybody’s dying bitch, let’s get you some fruit.” “oh whoops,  i dropped my monster condom that i use for my magnum dong.” “i’m not drunk ... i’m more s-sober than i’ve ever been in my entire life.” “i do backflips every single day of my life.” “what is your spaghetti policy ??” “the thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gust of a thousand winds !!” “reason will prevail.” “will you just take this seriously ??” “i’m the queen of the night !!” “some cocks can’t be unsucked.” “i drink it every morning so i can fight like the crow.” “you light one bitch on fire and everyone freaks out.” “been there ... not physically.” “alright now that that’s settled,  now we can have a normal conversation.” “there’s a spider in my ear.” “i have contained my rage for as long as possible, but i shall release my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves !!” “begone vile man !!” “i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds !!” “no i don’t eat dragon because it’s not a meal for peasants, and it’s a meal for kings.”

#inbox prompts #starter sentences #rp starter sentences #rp memes #inbox memes #iasip inbox prompts

[sillystarters]

it's always sunny in philadelphia season sixteen starter sentences.

starter sentences taken from episodes one - three from season sixteen of it's always sunny in philadelphia. part one of ??

have you ever seen teenage mutant ninja turtles ?

you spent close to $20,000 on a couch you never owned.

that's pretty bad business fellas.

now listen i have glued my hand to a door so they can't physically remove me.

you know, i know stuff.

that's money talk right there.

how much nut do you go through a month?

are you storing up your nut or are you blowing through it?

i'll give you fifty cents for a buck.

come, have a seat.

it was super cheap dude.

well listen, i don't really have any interest in your bulk tin of low end economy nuts.

yeah don't make a mess.

what's behind that door?

holy shit! what the fuck is this?

i wasn't tryin' to be crypto about it.

this is tits!

can i sleep in here?

we're gonna blow our shoes out with all this walking.

how is this not a big deal?

move past it dude, move past it man.

i really ultimately don't give a shit.

did you glue your hand to my door?

i can tell you're mad.

i can't deal with this.

and just leave me here all alone?

i don't wanna be a bad host.

you know what, this was a mistake.

i can't sleep.

what is going on with you dude?

what you workin' on there bud?

is that thing loaded, by the way?

get off my back.

you know what? screw this.

i am in the prime of my life.

okay so it was loaded, my mistake. don't be so dramatic.

it's not like anybody's in any real danger.

getting shot in the face is pretty cool.

i do care about the money though.

i got some bad news for ya, bud.

i figured you probably forgot too or something.

did you try to pull out your own teeth?

i'm so sorry.

i didn't have the heart to tell you.

those ungrateful bitches.

i can't believe you did this!

i'm not mad at you okay? it's fine.

you did make a mistake.

i didn't mean to upset you.

this is not working.

should we just attack him and take it?

shut up!

this is my worst nightmare in my entire life.

she burnt the shit outta me.

i got a little surprise for ya.

you wanna take it easy? goddamn. just one bite at a time.

ha! i almost ate my gun.

i hope everyone brought their appetite because i made quiche!

this is like, everything you've ever wanted.

that is ... sad.

this is so annoying.

alright, where to now?

a perfect day can't last forever.

what the hell are you doing?

you're outta control with that thing.

just barge right in okay don't be shy.

oh my god what are you doing here?

this is so distasteful.

asmr, dickweed!

how long has it been?

that's a definite pass for me.

this is a million to one shot and i've got a really good feeling about this.

our luck just turned around.

i don't wanna have my ass handed to me.

we have a problem.

whatever you do, don't laugh.

this is bad, dude.

what? why are you trying to break my door down at three in the morning?

i just wanted to ask if you could kindly keep the noise down.

this was very sweet of you to bake these for me.

it's a trophy, see? it says cunt of the year. that's you!

bad things are going to happen to you one day. i guarantee it.

you earned it!

we're not having bad luck, we're having good luck.

come here you rat! die!

it's time to make good on your end of the bargain.

what is your deal, man?

i'm going to beat you with my shoe!

we gotta take this seriously.

go make your apologies!

i'm done listening to this.

'just in case' is as good of a reason to believe in anything as any.

i don't believe in that bullshit.

well, that's not good.

that's a bad omen!

boy, that's a shame.

thank you for this.

i'm just trash right? that's what you said.

i got you a sixer!

i gotta show you something but you gotta keep it a secret.

you're not following.

it makes literally no sense.

a moment of your time?

i'm sorry your dad doesn't like you.

#starter sentences #rp starter sentences #inbox prompts #rp inbox prompts #iasip starter sentences

[mhaccunoval]

Charmac w mac helping Charlie out after the Bear trap??? :)

12 PM

On a Monday

Philadelphia, PA

On the flight home, the crew that watched the Eagles win against the Patriots right before their eyes (go Birds!) slept the whole way through. All of the excitement over winning wore them out and every single one of them was out like a light within minutes of taking their seats. 

Upon arrival back home, Dee, Frank, and Mac gathered together in Frank’s car to go check on the bar, curious about what shenanigans Charlie had gotten himself into. Last Mac had seen of him, half his face – no, head – was drenched in green paint and there wasn’t enough time to explain why. So, Mac thought to himself, he would just wait and find out later. 

He was the first to stumble on the utter chaos Charlie had created, nearly setting off half the traps just by opening the door. 

“Jesus H. Christ…” He muttered, scanning the bar and taking in all the damaged. 

An abundance of strings tied wall to wall. Shoes tied together by the laces off near the door and a half empty paint can still oozing green paint on the floor. A nail gun was precariously set up across from the bar top and some nails were already in the shelf on the wall. 

Among this mess, Charlie was laid on the floor, passed very much out, TV still on but no longer broadcasting the Superbowl like it had. The aforementioned green paint was caked thick in his hair and juxtaposed the red stained pant leg, most of the dried blood being around what could only be assumed to be a bear trap. 

“What? What is it?” Dee hooted from behind Mac, stepping forward too and running into his back, ending up gripping the back of his jacket to use for stability from her debilitating case of double pink eye. 

“Charlie wrecked not only the bar but himself.” He explained, glancing over his shoulder at her. 

“Whaddya mean?” Frank asked beside them, furrowing his brows. 

“See for yourself.” Mac offered, stepping aside so Frank could peer in.

“Holy shit!” Frank exclaimed as he reeled back and looked up to Mac.

“Goddammit…” Dee growled under her breath as she failed to open her crusted eyes to look herself. 

“We should probably get his leg looked at, right?” Mac questioned, concern now lining his eyebrows, and bit the corner of his lip. 

“We can get Dee looked at while we’re at it.” Frank suggested. 

“Guys, I’m fine.” Dee interjected, once again trying to play it off. 

“You literally can’t see anything, woman!” Mac shouted, throwing his hands up. 

“Alright, alright. Let’s calm down,” Frank interrupted, devising a plan, “I’ll get Dee back in the car, you go get Charlie, and then we’ll go the the free clinic or the ER.” 

Mac and Dee both grumbled at each other as they conceded. Frank grabbed Dee by the waist to safely guide her to the passenger seat of his Cadillac while Mac cautiously stepped into the bar. 

He stopped in front of the first row of strings, shoving aside the cardboard cut-outs so he could kneel properly. 

“Charlie!” He whisper-shouted as delicately as possible. Charlie had never been that heavy of a sleeper so he began to stir nearly. 

He lifted his head a bit and blinked softly, eyes lighting up when he recognized who it was as he propped himself up on his elbows.

“Mac!” He hollered with a big goofy grin. 

“We did it! We won, man!” He continued, slowly sitting all the way up, unphased by the painted sticking to him or the ache of his entire body. 

“Yeah, we did, bud,” Mac entertained, “Now can you do me a favor and crawl over here? I don’t wanna risk setting off all your traps.”

“Oh,” Charlie gaped, looking up at all the things he had put together, “Yeah. Totally.” 

It took him a solid few minutes, between the way everything was set up and his mangled leg, but he dragged himself all the way over to where Mac was knelt, smiling widely when he finally made it. Mac held out his arms and Charlie fell into them, Mac’s hands in his hair, smiling into his shoulder. 

Charlie was much warmer than the chilled air outside, and as soft as ever. Although the leg situation wasn’t ideal, he was glad he hadn’t gotten himself hurt any worse than that. He briskly kissed his cheek, Charlie’s face then nuzzling further into his shoulder. 

“If you give me a minute, I’ll get that trap off you and then we can go out and meet the others.” Mac said quietly, carding one of his hands upwards through Charlie’s hair, feeling him nod. 

He shifted his weight on his knees, one arm tucking Charlie into it and the other feeling around for a release button or anything. 

“Lever. On the bottom.” Charlie finally responded when the search was seeming hopeless.

“Right.” Mac murmured and felt for the lever, pushing it down once he found it. Once the trap let go of his leg, Charlie climbed all the way into his lap, holding him closer by wrapping his arms around his neck. 

“I know you’re going to tell me you can walk just fine but we both know you can’t. So,” Mac started, slowly rising to his feet, locking his arms to hold Charlie bridal style in them, “You just got scooped, loser.” 

“Mac, you’re so mean.” Charlie giggled, sitting up the best he could by wrapping an arm around Mac’s shoulders, and pressing his face into Mac’s neck. 

Frank and Dee were waiting in the car with the A/C on by time Mac managed to carry Charlie out. Frank was fairly zoned out but began to smile once he noticed Charlie’s grin. When they walked over, Mac placed him in the back seat before climbing beside him.

“Chawlie!” Frank happily cried, turning to look at him from his seat. 

“Hey, Frank.” Charlie greeted back. 

“Dee, what’d you do to your eyes,” He continued, “They look disgusting.”

“I don’t want to talk about it.” Dee shook her head. 

He let it lie, waiting for Mac to put his seatbelt on before resting his head on his shoulder and slipping their hands together. Charlie dozed off early on in the ride and Mac let him have it, seeming as he was clearly exhausted. 

When they got to the free clinic, Dee was the first out, being led by Frank once again. Mac and Charlie took a moment longer since neither of them wanted Charlie to get dropped or be uncomfortable, and getting through the door caused a slight issue. Frank and Dee took seats in the lobby, Frank filling out the paperwork for her, and on a quick thought, Mac scoped out the bathroom so he could clean Charlie up a bit. 

Charlie was set on the sink counter and Mac went to work, being as gentle as possible to scrub off all the paint. It had gotten in every nook and cranny of that half of his face so it took a while longer than he was expecting. By the end of it, his eyes flickered between his millionth damp paper towel soaked in diluted green paint and the green of Charlie’s eyes, comparing the two. 

Charlie’s irises were more of a fern green while the paint was a forest green, borderline jade. Charlie blinked curiously at him as he mentally made the comparison but Mac just smiled. He barely had time to throw out that last paper towel before Charlie was gingerly pulling him closer. 

His arms circled around Mac’s neck as he met him halfway and their lips crashed together. Mac was momentarily shocked before stepping forward and placing his hands on Charlie’s hips. As much as he didn’t want to, he refrained from pushing the kiss too deep or introducing any tongue, knowing that Charlie would get immediately grossed out. 

“I always have been and always shall be yours…” Charlie whispered once they separated after a few minutes. 

Mac knew it was a Star Trek quote, though he didn’t know the relevance to what was happening in that moment, but he was too caught up in the sentiment of it and the tenderness of pulling Charlie close to want to bash him for being nerdy. 

#pant rambles #mhac writes #amerileste-cressderqueen #drabble #iasip #charmac #this ended up rushed by the end and ended abruptly oops #also no idk what my thing with mac cleaning charlie & turning wholesome is #sorry @ the 2 prompts sitting in my inbox still #hopefully i'll get to them tomorrow #all yall feel free to send more :))) i like being able to write 1 or 2 each night of the week

[alwayssunnyprompts]

Aww I'm sorry to hear that you've been feeling blue :( I headcanon that after Den left for North Dakota, Dee used the opportunity to become better friends with Mac. It started off kinda awkward, with Mac feeling like she was taking pity on him and Charlie needing to be there for middle ground, but after a while, they became super close and could make each other laugh more than any other member of the gang. Their favorite thing to do together is talk about dude's physiques. Hope you feel better!

Thank you for the kind words, @flynnieg! And, damn I love this ask so much:

Absolutely! Because Mac is really messed up at first. And the entire gang knows it. But he tries to act excessively normal to deflect and brushes off any concerns or questions. They don’t really know how to approach him or what to say because, after all, Dennis is gone, right? What could they possibly do to make it better? So, as the weeks pass they just accept how life is. Even Mac starts going out more and trying (and failing) to make more friends. But one night when she’s closing the bar Dee finds Mac in the back office, totally shitfaced and a complete mess about Dennis leaving, how he devoted years to their relationship and Dennis left him without a second thought. And then Dee gets upset too, because not only does she feel terrible and angry on Mac’s behalf, Dennis didn’t just leave Mac, he left all of them. And so they argue for a little bit before they realize that they can’t keep screwing themselves up over Dennis. They can’t put their lives on hold for him. So Dee cleans Mac up and takes care of him for the night, and they decide to talk more in the morning. But “in the morning” turns into every day, and eventually they’ve become the new dynamic duo. They’re both still hurting but they lift each other up as best they can. Dee helps Mac choose potential guys to date, and he attempts to set her up with guys and girls he meets while out clubbing. They watch movies and she helps Mac notice more than just how hot the male leads are (though they both spend plenty of time discussing that too). They even go to the local shelter to adopt a dog for Mac (because he’s always wanted one of his own and needs someone to take care of). Life is still messy and awful and they still hate each other sometimes but they’re not alone, and they’re very much kicking ass.

#asks #headcanons #iasip #its always sunny #mac mcdonald #dee reynolds #dennis reynolds #this cleared my skin #watered my crops #Dee and Mac as bffs? sign me up #send me more hcs to discuss as I work on the 600 prompts in my inbox #Mac and Dee solidarity is very important to me

[kirkenovak]

The Old Guard characters as people in the Fandom:

Joe: Writes long metas that make people weep and fandom primers. It’s ok to ask him anything, there no stupid questions, he’s so happy you’re interested. He’s glad you brought up that one point, thank you for pointing it out. :) Big Fandom Name.

Nicky: Fandom police. DMs people to let them know that Their Ship is Problematic. Half of the fandom has him blocked, the other half worships him. Starts wank on kink meme.

Andy: Has been around since Geocities. A firm believer in KINKTOMATO. Has Nicky blocked.

Nile: Prolific fanfic writer. Wrote that one fic everyone read. Ships everyone with everyone but has an OTP. Fills kink meme prompts.

Quynh: Troll account. Absolutely drops anon messages in people’s inboxes just to watch them lose their shit. Involved in - if not started - every major fandom wank since 2009.

Lykon: Fanartist. Draws one fanart every 6 months but people lose it every time because it’s just so great. Illustrated Nile’s big story.

Copley: Author of epileptic trees theories. Living embodiment of that one gif of Charlie from IASIP next to his cork board. None of his theories ever came true and yet people reblog everything he writes because it’s just so damn good.

Booker: A brony. Drops lots of money on commissions. 100% the Wonder Bread Kink Guy.

Merrick: Reads all the fanfics but never comments. If comments only to let people know which parts he didn’t like.

Keane: Merrick’s sock puppet account.

#the old guard

[bowlingforgerbils]

Fanfic Author Meme

Tagged by the lovely @sylphidine. It’s been ages since I’ve done one of these.

Author Name: bowlingforgerbils on tumblr, Notastranger on AO3 

Fandoms You Write For: Currently I am fully immersed in Good Omens with no hope of escaping, but I have also written for Rise of the Guardians (including its spinoff AU Nightmare Dork University), Pacific Rim, and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (but, like, a major AU off-shoot of that, as well).

Where You Post: Drabbles (under 1000 words) get posted to tumblr, longer works get posted to AO3. Every so often I’ll gather up the drabbles and post them to AO3, too.

Most Popular One-Shot: Jackpot, written for Pacific Rim. I’m not surprised, it was a popular pairing in a popular fandom, and a delightfully adorable premise (if I do say so myself).

Most Popular Multi-Chapter Story: He Followed Me Home for IASIP, and honestly, this surprises me a little. It’s an AU with what is essentially an OC, but man, people loved reading it. I’m glad so many people enjoyed it.

Favorite Story You Wrote: This is hard! He Followed Me Home is definitely up there, as is When You Wish Upon the Moon. I’d say it’s a tie between these two. I worked so hard on both of them, and I think it shows.

Story You Were Nervous to Post: Probably Eggnog for ROTG. It was my first time writing smut.

How Do You Choose Your Titles: Ugh, I’m terrible at coming up with titles. Looking at my fics on AO3, it’s either a song title or a word or short phrase that’s relevant to the story. I don’t like most of them!

Do You Outline: Sometimes, for longer pieces. For my one-shots, I can keep the major beats I want to hit organized in my head.

Complete: On AO3? I have 30 posted works. 

In-Progress: I really hate posting WIPs, so I don’t have anything up right now. But I’m working on a multi-chapter Good Omens fic, I might end up posting that as I complete each chapter.

Coming Soon: A short Good Omens fic, and a longer one that needs a lot of revision because I wrote the first draft while very tired and it shows.

Do You Accept Prompts: Not currently, but I’m thinking of opening my inbox to prompts again soon. It’s a good writing exercise.

Upcoming Story You Are Most Excited to Write: the multi-chapter Good Omens fic. It gets back to my “old married couple bantering” roots which I love to write.

#use your words

[ao3feed-iasip]

The Gang Sends the Writer Prompts

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2FvWIhX

by Nocturnal_Introvert

A collection of responses to prompts dedicated to my favorite IASIP ship! Feel free to comment or inbox me Always Sunny prompts, or you can reach me on Tumblr at Keeptheharmony.

Words: 281, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Charlie Kelly, Dee Reynolds

Relationships: Charlie Kelly/Dee Reynolds

Additional Tags: Originally Posted on Tumblr, Tumblr Prompt, Unplanned Pregnancy, Pregnancy

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2FvWIhX

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #iasip

[chaosprompts]

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA STARTER SENTENCES PT. 3 - trigger warning for : sexual themes, violence, and alcohol mentions.

i ended up having to do it all by myself !!

listen ... listen. it looks terrible, like really really bad.

what have i done ??

oh oh hottie alert at two o'clock.

the name's ___, i have a bleached asshole.

knock knock dickface.

if you don't get out of the way right now i'm gonna bring out the big guns.

oh hit me with your best shot you stupid bitch.

not everyone has the gift.

i don't remember that night.

i don't remember most evenings.

for the love of god please do not ask me about his dick.

i'm gonna take off my bra, blast my nips !!

he literally has the worst life imaginable.

my life has been in a bit of a tail spin.

i am trying to get my life back on track.

i spent the money on these sweet ass kettle drums !!

you gotta make it sexy !! hips and nips.

i accept payment with the following things: coins, cash, checks, food, vape pens, pens in general, and scissors.

ooo don't get caught.

what do you want from me ??

i'm gonna get a little bit rough with you.

i ain't going to no hospital !!

hey turkey's gobble gobble.

so what's the plan we just gonna bum rush this guy from behind or what ??

are you seeing this ??

hey !! hey !! gimmie some eyes !! cool your jets !!

i got all numbers.

give me the hotdog, baby !!

keep this up man. keep this up and see what happens.

i will strike you down !!

well, can i bare my soul to you for a second ??

now you say another word and i swear to god i will dice you into a million little pieces.

you haven't thought of the smell !!

god bless cream pies, and god bless america.

i command you to stop.

well the last few years i've been settling for fives, y'know ?? and i've been giving you the tens, okay ?? but i realized i could be a ten guy too.

i'm gonna go slam ass.

by any chance do you have homosexual tendencies ??

you ?? i don't know who the hell you are.

begone vile man !! begone from me !!

i am un-tethered and my rage knows no bounds !!

did you bomb and fail and bomb just like i knew you would ??

that's all that happened and nothing else happened.

oh oopie daisy !! looks like i broke it.

i didn't know it was gonna come off like that.

i've got one of those hella sweet lives.

don't do that.

the point is you'll be dealing with me today.

are those fake hands ??

have you been drinking paint ??

he totally could have done it.

oh my god you're bleeding !!

oh my god what am i looking at here ??

oh go to hell !! you go right to hell !!

you dumb idiot !!

you're not the alpha here you crusty ass fool !!

i will destroy you !!

begone from me you soy boy beta cuck.

i beg you to stop.

you can't believe what happened !!

can i get your house key ??

get away from me.

there's a lot of money in rollerskating.

you're talking about thumbing through vending machines for loose change. you think that's comparable to my thing ??

twenty-five cents is not gonna get us shit man !!

#rp starter sentences #inbox prompts #rp inbox prompts #starter sentences #iasip inbox prompts #always sunny inbox prompts

[chaosprompts]

𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝘼𝙇𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙎 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙔 𝙄𝙉 𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙇𝙋𝙃𝙄𝘼 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎  -  PART 2  - trigger warning for : sexual themes, violence, and alcohol mentions.

“you are busted !!” “i do back flips every single day of my life.” “do a back flip right now, please.” “would you like a rice crispy treat ??” “tell me it was good,  tell me i’m good.” “now,  what do you think about these suspenders ??” “you’re my one and only.” “you light one bitch on fire and everybody freaks out.” “oh you son of a bitch !!” “we cannot have you around screwing things up !!” “what.  is.  happening ??” “bro.  that is badass.” “you know what it is bitch.” “go fuck yourself !!” “now.  i’m  very passionate  about dominating other men.” “oh god i will dice you into a million pieces.” “alright,  now that that’s settled we can have a normal conversation.” “you’re not the boss of me.” “i traded all my garbage pail kids for you.” “well that was stupid.” “look at me when you’re talking to me !!” “i went from a tiny twink to the muscle bound freak you see before you.” “what’s going on,  man ??” “ewww  god no.” “don’t say it out loud.” “whatever dude.” “dude,  you are going to get into a lot of trouble.” “what kinda creampie are you talking about ??”  “is there anything we can do to have you not talk about like.  sucking penises ??” “your bird quit.  and unfortunately,  it’s no longer legit.” “get a chair.  smash it  on my back !!”  “not confusing.  just ... settle down.” “are you going to set the building on fire ??” “what do you mean ??”  “he’s gonna kill me !!” “i’m fine !!  i’m independent !!  i don’t need you !!” “what’s with your outfit,  man ??” “wildcard bitches !!” “what’s your bean situation ??  you got some beans on you or what’s up ??” “nontoxic and safe.  we don’t want  safe  we want  toxic.”  “what the hell !?”  “i’m gonna put my thumb through your eye you little bitch !!” “what dude !?  where are you getting that from ??”  “bro,  i can handle my sedatives.” “you’re definitely not a twink.” “what’s a power bottom ??” “does the power have to do with the size or strength of the bottom ??”  “does that sound like a man who needs a hospital ??” “dude.  you are going to  love it.” “that felt good,  was that sexy ??” “i think i’ve been poisoned !!”  “can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time ??”  “you wanna come in my room ??”  “i see where you’re going with that but it sounds like it could get a little messy.” “i’m sorry,  i’m a little confused here.  you just said that  he’s  your best friend ??  how is he your best friend over me ??” “to be honest with you man,  i’m a little shocked.” “i’m a little thunder struck.” “i didn’t mean to thunder strike you.” “i can’t do it.” “i’m just here for moral support.” “son of a bitch !!  this is a scam.” “i’m gonna kill you !!” “well then,  just breathe for me.” “get the hell out of here !!  shoo away from me.” “i’m not a dick.” “that was too dark.” “well let it go,  alright.” “this is the best place to hide in my apartment.” “i’m thinkin’ does he have a knife ??  are we gonna have to take this bitch out right now ??” “trees ??  everywhere trees ??  what the hell is this place ??” “you are going to fail and bomb and gag and fail and bomb.” “you’re so stupid !!“ “you are  anooooyiiiiing !!” “is that table having a meal consisting of only of loud noise,  screams,  and hollers ??” “of course i have candy.” “wow,  good candy.  good candy.” “how much cheese is too much cheese ??” “does that calm you down ??” “i’m talking to myself but that’s just because i’ve got shit to say.” “you know what it is bitch.” “i’m very confused by the whole thing to be ... if i’m being honest.” “holy shit.” “play some music.” “laughs are cheap,  i’m going for gasps.” “it was pretty good.  it was alright.  it wasn’t great,  but it was fine.” “this game has gone on long enough.” “i’m playing both sides so i always come out on top.” “i don’t like to think about it !!” “this doesn’t represent me,  though.” “it gets blocked up in my mouth i don’t say it no good.” “i gotta go sleep.  i’m not feeling good at all.”

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