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alastrrz · 2 months

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headcannons for getting drunk with tgc?

like how high their tolerance to alcohol is,

what they usually have,

and stuff similar?

ignore my 'ideas' if you dont wanna do them <3

🫧 anon

absolutely!! i love making hcs like this (i also won't be including larry bc he isn't of legal age to drink :P)

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genre/type: fluff/humor, headcanons

read below!

ISAAC;

absolute unbeatable tolerance. insane tolerance. dude can take 6 shots of everclear and still walk a straight line.

you've only seen isaac blackout ONCE, and it was complete accident. you hadn't seen isaac drinking that much, but he was actually borderline drunk. he asked you in a pretty sober sounding voice, "how many drinks have i had? should i stop?" you say, "i've only seen you take like 2 shots. drink some more!"

horrible move. he blacked out and also woke up with the world's worst hangover.

ever since then though, his tolerance, like i said, is rock solid.

he likes the classic drinks, so i'd say he likes a good screwdriver.

super clingy and COCKY when he's drunk.

drowning you in kisses and hugs, and he goes, "babe, i'm soooo hot. i'm soooo hot and sexy.."

"sure you are."

your two options are to kill his ego or boost it, but it kills you too much to deflate his ego.

"how cocky was i last night?"

"yeah."

TANNER;

moderately normal tolerance, maybe a TINY bit lower than the average person in their mid-20's.

like, if we're measuring in shots of vodka again, like 4 1/2 shots he'd be gone. not black out gone, but "i'm gonna talk about every celebrity i could probably pull" gone.

he's such a YAPPER when he's drunk dude.

will probably do the trend of writing fake band names to try and make you laugh

he's dancing around to loud ass music in the kitchen, invites you to dance with him, he immediately starts shoving himself against you

he won't shut up about how much he loves you

he's definitely got his head in your lap and he's making you play with his hair and listen to him talk

however you have to stop him talking at a certain point, because he'll just start having a crisis and making himself sad.

he's never blacked out, but he has terrible hangovers.

favorite drink? he strikes me as a daiquiri kinda guy. he'd love them.

but if it's more casual drinking at home, he's happy with some soju.

NICK;

literally AVERAGE tolerance.

about 2-3 shots of vodka has him tipsy, 4-6 has him drunk, and don't give him more than 8, he might start drunkenly making an album.

he's not a clear liquor guy, he prefers browns like brandy or scotch.

there is almost ALWAYS a bottle of whiskey in the fridge for nick, he never runs out.

he drinks regularly, but he doesn't HEAVILY drink on those nights.

he's super sleepy when he's drunk. he could literally fall asleep anywhere if given the opportunity

he could be laying on the floor to "stretch his back" he's asleep 10 minutes later

you have to carry this dude to bed (and if you can't do it alone, isaac helps you)

like i said he prefers drinking brown liquors, so i think he'd maybe like a tequila sunrise or just straight whiskey

BLAKE;

"i have a ROCK SOLID tolerance!" dead in 3 shots. don't listen to him lie to you

every time you and the guys go out for dinner at like chilis or something, blake orders a margarita and everyone sighs in unison

the margarita gets him on the verge of drunk. just a little past tipsy.

he can HARDLY casually drink with anyone because his tolerance is just THAT bad

you constantly pick at him for it but he's just accepted it at this point

he's so SILLY when he's drunk man

cracking jokes that do NOT land at all and are not funny unless he's talking to a bunch of drunk people

"so the.. uh.. what? yeah.. uh.."

he suddenly forgets english

he can barely formulate a SINGLE sentence and he's basically speaking in mumbles

he's like speaking in fancy or speaking in riddles like a troll under the bridge or some shit

you have to baby him while he's drunk or he won't know what the hell is going on

i think he honestly.. just likes whatever he can get his hands on.

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autisticempathydaemon · 2 months

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Hi, if you're still doing the matchups, I'd love to see what you have in store!

Song fixations

-- Currently, I've been listening to MARK CHAPMAN by Måneskin. The first lyrics that came to my mind was the end of the first verse and the chorus.

Ma se soltanto avesse La possibilità Ti seguirebbe al quattro angoli della città Nascosto fra la gente Senza un'identità Dice che mi ama ma lo so che mente

Si muove a piede libero Vestito come un incubo Vuole tu sia in pericolo Però'ti chiama idolo

Translated as: "But if only he had the possibility, It would follow you to the four corners of the city. Hidden among the people, without an identity. He says he loves me but I know he's lying. He moves freely, dressed like a nightmare. He wants you to be in danger, but he calls you an idol." I'm not entirely sure why these lyrics stand out to me in the way they do, but oh well. I've also been listening to READ YOUR DIARY from the same album.

The Redacted Part of this Ask

-- I absolutely love Hush's introductory video. The sound design and overall ambiguity surrounding his character at that point was so absolutely intriguing on its first release, and I still listen to it regularly.

I never was able to get into Asher, unfortunately. I know that there's probably so much more to his story, but it's just never clicked with me.

I would completely and absolutely love to befriend Huxley. I am a total Plant Slut, and I have (quite frankly) a concerning amount of house plants. Having someone who is not only Chill as Fuck to hang with, but could also help with the plants? That is a friendship that I need.

Book/series/tv show

-- Just solely by the volume of it that I watch, I could probably recall any given episode of Dimension 20. I watch it while crocheting, and so when I'm just chilling and have time on my hands, dice time it goes. I could probably name every insane Nat 20 Ally made in FH:FY and every intimidating Evan Kelmp line in Misfits + Magic.

Various other info (Sleepy time, Enneagram, etc)

-- My go-to way to fall asleep is, unfortunately, staying awake until I physically cannot keep my eyes open any longer. When I do get sleepy, I talk about stationary. It's something I've been into for a long time, and when I simply do not have the filter to not talk about my interests, I unleash everything about pens and notebooks that I know on the poor soul who is near me.

I'm a type 5 on the Enneagram and am currently pursuing a degree in Mathematics. Ideally, I want to go to grad school. I just really, really, fucking love maths. It is the best subject.

Gas Station. I normally do a water, a monster zero ultra, and kettle-cooked salt and vinegar chips.

Other than all of this, I'm just a dude. Just a silly little guy, if you will. Teehee. Have fun!

So this one was both so fun but so hard. You’re so interesting, you’ve got so much going on- a typical Type Five. Not to make you sound like a Manic Pixie Dream Boy but god, James could use you in his life.

By that, I mean Type Five’s are characterized as thoughtful, unique free-thinkers prone to philosophy and complexity. I think James respects and admires these qualities in you in addition to your pursuit of higher education. (I don’t think he knows a ton about math, but I do think he likes to hear you talk about it.) Complementing that, he loves the more unexpected, chaotic parts of you. Like, can you imagine listening to your thoughts and the cognitive dissonance of theorems versus Riz going up a corn monster’s butt? You keep him on his toes in the best way.

Another reason James strikes me as a good match for you is how easy, I think, it’ll be for him to take you with him to ETS. He could listen to Dimension 20 when he misses you, deeply confusing his coworkers who can’t picture him as a DnD guy. Like, I don’t think you would have had time to crochet him a blanket before he left, but maybe he’s got gloves, a scarf, socks, something you made for him that he can touch. Also, can’t you imagine sending him on his work trip with a little plant? The bonding opportunities for James and Anton to take care of their plants and miss their lovers write themselves!

Song:

Gonna soften the blow, soften the blow and give it up/ I saw the surprise, the look in your eyes, I gave it up/ Gonna be who I am, be who I am, and give it up/ I traveled the way/ Wait for me, wait for me/ It's all better now, it's all better now/ Wait for me, wait for me

James strikes me as an indie, alt rock kind of guy, so Kings of Leon would be a good fit for him. I like this song for y’all for that reason and the fact it’s got a sweet, longing kind of feel. Also, “wait for me” when he’s on that business trip a little incel motherfucker made that much longer just hits.

Runner-ups:

Anton is obviously a runner-up; like, he came to mind first. However, James strikes me as more interesting and therefore a better match for someone as interesting as you. Lasko is another runner-up because I think y’all would really share interests and hobbies. If I were doing platonic match-ups, he’d have been at the top of list.

note: thank you for waiting 🧡

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

#redactedasmr #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redactedaudio #redacted audio #redacted #busybee matches

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mentalisttraceur · 1 year

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Can you elaborate on your micro nap situation? I wanna learn. How its done and the pros and cons. Please

The basics are as simple as you could imagine: I lay down or otherwise get into a comfortable position, set alarm for 15 minutes from now, then I doze off.

I do that whenever I feel like I need sleep but don't want or can't afford a longer sleep.

When alarm goes off I normally feel more awake and alert, and I definitely feel more awake and alert than if I did a longer nap, since my body didn't have time to go into deep sleep. (There's a lot of science you can look up on this - brain goes through cycles when it sleeps, shallow then deep then shallow again, and it normally doesn't go deep until over 20 minutes into sleep.)

I try to immediately get up and be active for at least the next 15 minutes - if I feel awake and alert after those 15 minutes, great, keep going, otherwise I might give myself another 15 minute nap.

Experiment with the nap length. I started with 20 minute naps because that's a common time people mention online. Later I brought it down to 15 and that seems to work well for me. I suspect that the optimal nap time is relative to:

how sleepy you are (more sleepy means more sleep might be good, but also that you might need to nap less to not overshoot into beginnings of deep sleep) and

how used to such naps your body is (i suspect my body tries to optimize to squeeze more different sleep in a shorter time interval, so 15 minutes becomes more optimal to not go too deep, but if I'm mostly having normal full night sleeps and rarely leaning on these small naps, it maybe tries to reset and conserve other resources or maximize other benefits by taking longer, so 20 minutes starts to be better).

I don't do it regularly, I don't replace all or most of my regular night-time sleep with small naps. But sometimes I stay awake through the night, or don't get much sleep, and in those cases I might lean on 15 minute naps pretty heavily.

Falling asleep reliably and quickly is its own skill, and if you can't already do that, this might not work for you. But usually if I'm doing this, it's because I'm very sleepy, so if I just don't sabotage the natural falling asleep process my mind tries to do, I tend to go down pretty fast. But that might also be partly because my body learned to do these fast naps. It does feel like I can fall asleep a little bit faster now.

I don't even put my phone away, just keep it in my hand and put it somewhere comfortable and where it won't slip away. (If I'm worried about theft because of where I am, I might also put the hand holding my phone somewhere that it's hard to quickly or imperceptibly grab and pull away, like tucked into my jacket or pocket or under my torso or fold my arms with the phone-holding hand between the other arm and my body.)

Couple dumb basic tricks which don't really matter:

If you're using an alarm clock function, remember that if it's 12:15 now and you set the alarm to 12:35, plus you'll be taking more than zero seconds to fall asleep, so you'd only get 19 minutes and change of sleep, not a full 20 - so for example I always set my alarm 21 minutes ahead if I want 20 minutes of sleep, or 16 ahead if I want 15.

Your phone or whatever might have a timer function that's easier to set up than the alarm - since it might be easier to set a timer for 15 minutes than do the math in your head for when now + 15 minutes is to set an alarm.

P.S. I am currently feeling some resistance to locking in the term "micro naps", because that seems too close to "micro sleeps", which usually have durations of a second or less.

(Warning! messing with your sleep like this could have bad effects on your health and on your ability to do things safely and with due diligence - I'm not going to get into the health, legal, or ethical risks in this post, mostly because I am not even aware of all of them because I am neither a doctor nor a lawyer, let alone one specialized in these areas, but in the worst cases I could imagine, some medical conditions might interact poorly with trying to do this, and in some situations having too little sleep could cause or significantly increase probability of death or injury and might count as criminal negligence because of this.)

#micro naps #ask #tag later #link later

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drowsydriving · 6 months

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Drowsy Driving | A Silent Threat on the Roads

Introduction

Driving can be a very stressful activity. Because of this, it's common for people to experience fatigue while on the road. Driving while fatigued can have serious consequences, such as an increased risk of accidents and poor reaction time. In this post, we'll describe what happens when you drive while tired and offer tips for handling these situations in the future!

Driving is a high-stress activity that often leads to fatigue.

Driving is an activity that often leads to fatigue. This can be due to the high levels of stress that are associated with driving, as well as extended hours spent behind the wheel.

Fatigue can lead to a decline in our reaction time and driving ability, which increases the risk of accidents on the road. To reduce this risk and ensure you're at your best when it comes time for your driving test, we recommend taking breaks every two hours during long journeys; if possible, try not to drive between midnight and 6 a.m.--these are times when most people tend to feel sleepy anyway!

Fatigue can cause a decline in our reaction time and driving ability.

Fatigue can cause a decline in our reaction time and driving ability. When you're tired, it's harder to concentrate on the road ahead of you and make decisions about what to do next. This can lead to drivers missing important information about their environment--like pedestrians or other cars--which could cause an accident if they don't respond quickly enough.

Driving while fatigued is dangerous because your reaction times are slower than usual; this means that even if something happens right in front of your car (like another car braking), there may not be enough time to react safely without running into them!

Driving theory test of New Zealand

The theory test is a multiple-choice exam. You have to answer 20 questions correctly to pass the theory test. The minimum number of questions you need to answer correctly is 14, but we recommend aiming for ten or more.

When you take your driving test, you must know what's required beforehand so there are no surprises on the day!

Tips to handle the situation in case of feeling fatigue

Take a break

Don't drive when you are tired

Don't try to push through tiredness

Don't drink alcohol before or while going (even if it's only one drink)

The risk of accidents increases when drivers are fatigued.

Fatigue can lead to the cause of car accidents, and it can be as dangerous as driving under the influence of alcohol. Driving while fatigued affects reaction time and concentration. Fatigue can also cause drowsiness, which affects your ability to drive safely.

Stay calm while driving, even when tired. Keep up when someone honks at you, as it can increase the risk of an accident. Getting frustrated with other drivers' behaviours can lead to stress and accidents. Instead of speeding up when someone honks at me or cutting off another car just because I'm feeling impatient about getting home quickly (which happens all too often), I try my best not only to keep calm but also to find ways around traffic jams so that everyone gets home safely without having any unnecessary encounters along the way!

To minimize the effect of fatigue while driving long distances, it is essential to take frequent breaks.

Taking frequent breaks when driving long distances can help limit the effects of fatigue.

Take a break every 100km (60 miles) or every 2 hours. Get out of your car and walk around, stretch your legs, have a nap or eat something.

Drink water regularly to stay hydrated (especially if you're tired).

Conclusion

We hope that you enjoyed reading this article, and we look forward to seeing you on the road!

#driving licence #drivingtheorytest #fatigue #driving lessons #driving test #driving school #parking

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greyeyedmonster-18 · 2 years

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heyy greyy

how are you?

i have slept maybe three hours I'm surviving purely on coffee and my mind's going in 15 different directions and the usual shyness that keeps my thoughts locked has left me stranded so uhh i may be asking these very important questions that you definitely don't have to answer but anyways here they are

1. besides taylor what are your favourite artists /genres to listen to ( a song in currently obsessed with is sidelines by pheobe bridgers 10/10)

2. what are you favourite cuisines to try out? (this is inspired because of my friend making red thai curry for me bless her I'm not an adventurous eater but it was so good 15/10 recommend)

3. sirius in your stories loves maths, is it something inspired by you or just a hc for him? god bless y'all who enjoy maths I'm gonna cheer on you guys while i work with biology

4. ooo do you love nail paint/ nail art ?

5. see this is my kinda think but when I'm bored or just sitting idly is i have a pen I'll just draw stuff on a paper (can call them doodles but they aren't really) but yeah these days i gravitate towards making an eye or fingers for some reason ( like those witchy creepy cartoony ones)

6. its an imaginary world with no responsibilities and not considering logical housing situation then what animal would you have as a pet ( i once was in a lengthy discussion with my mom how hypothetically giraffe would be a good pet- they could carry all your groceries to you apartment floor with no issue but then i saw them fighting and I'll stick to cat and dogs for now)

uhh yeah these are it for now- i have more but i dont want to overwhelm you (too much)

-ash

(if these weirded you out I'm so sorry but uhh yeah bye i find you very cool and Inspiring and uhh you give me hope that the clusterfuck of bad desicions and noooo why did i think this was a good idea that is your early 20s work itself out in the end )

also if you ever want to see badly drawn witchy fingers that i have no idea why i have started to draw pls ask :)

friend! hello! please sleep. these are all very sweet, very cute, and I'll happily oblige answering sleepy silly questions, and here is more information than you ever wanted to know!!! but also, this is the third time this week i have been called cool and i just....i promise i'm not. i promise i am just a Big Dork who Does Her Best. But also...not mad that i give off a vibe that i made a bunch of bad decisions in my twenties, which i am still technically in. Not mad at all <3:

-music genre besides taylor swift: i tend to have either the music taste of someone...much older, or much younger. like i went to a josh groban concert, sat VERY close when i was 23? and was the youngest person in the crowd who wasn't forced to go with their parents by a long shot (made friends with an older woman who wore a fur coat and pearls and i decided im going to be her when im older)

but to name a few-- one direction stan (and zayn, harry, and nialls solo careers only), sara bareilles, josh groban, ariana grande, billy joel, elton john, paul simon/simon and garfunkel, and then i also listen to a lot of instrumental stuff...like...film scores (the film score to Much Ado About Nothing is my favorite ever).

-cuisine: i am not a picky eater at all, i will eat dry wall if it has a dipping sauce and tell you its the best thing in the world. and im a latinx household, so a lot of my daily cooking is...that. but when i venture away, i tend to take inspo from my friends/their recipes (made sushi pizza last week? very good, 10/10 recommend), and try out what THEY eat regularly.

-maths: while i do like maths, this HC wasn't inspired by me. sirius is a very black and white thinker. he is pragmatic, and logical by nature. this is canon. he's also....canonically very smart, and provided the black family has a lot of money (and a lot of paranoia, i don't think Orion Black and his predecessors would've let anyone else touch the books other than family, i wouldn't be surprised if they were charmed either) and its just a HC of mine that sirius had to learn about managing money and numerology and maths from a very young age to prepare for... heir-hood. (i do like doing math, and i am good at it, however its not something i would ever make a career out of...exclusively.)

-nails: this might be disappointing, but i don't do my nails. they wouldn't last a day. the only time i do is when im obligated to for an event/wedding, and they literally barely make it through the ceremony. nails are kept short, unpolished.

i love witchy hands!!!

pet: i would hands down have flamingos in my front yard. like a cute little pond and they would just stand there on one leg like Misty Copeland and be cute and pink and mind their business <3

#asks #grey answers #lovely friends

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acommonloon · 3 years

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TL;DR

about last night's mperfect ending. After stops at three Louisville venues, each more fun than the last, we decided to get a nightcap in New Albany. We didn't manage to get a drink at any of four stops in that sleepy town but we did witness a police officer chasing a black man down the side of State Street. Still watching for a news report.

Alternately a night for Morgans

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D's niece's husband, J, is a sweet guy. He has almost no family of his own living in the area and his own family unit consists of an unruly teen (not his) a precocious 6 year old and 3 year old twins. It's a lot.

With that in mind, I always wait for him to contact me and he always earns his kitchen passes so when he texted me he had a free night out I was glad to hang with him. I only asked if he had a curfew. No sir. He's nearing 40 and regularly admits he wishes he could more often frequent the places D and I do, meaning bars and restaurants. I remember those days when self came last.

Our 1st stop was World of Beer. With 50+ taps and hundreds of bottles and cans sitting in glass front coolers directly across from the bar, it's one of my go to spots. J immediately set about building a flight of five small pours while I took my time picking one or two low gravity beers to sip since I was driving. They had two bartenders on this Wednesday night, Morgan was ours and our service was prompt and friendly. By the time we finished a plate of tots, loaded with melted cheese and fresh jalapeno slices I had our plan.

I hadn't been to Commonwealth Tap since before 2020. This small wine bar is in a movie set sort of town called Norton Commons. Think "The Truman Show." The houses were all built over a small number of years and though they are comprised of many different styles, with no two near each other being the same, they are on the same size lots and there is no variety in terms of weathering or decoration. Everything to plan. Unreal. Creepy.

I glanced at the wine list on a chalkboard noticing a Turley Zin at $18 and a Cotes de Rhone at $8. When the bartender asked what I wanted, I said, "Talk me out of the Turley and into the Cotes. He hesitated for a second and I said, "I want something minerally, earthy, not fruity." Like a Beaujolais Morgon or an Italian grown on the side of a volcano. Before he could reply, a guy sitting at the bar said we don't have that on tap. The Cotes is your best option and the bartender handed me a generous taste saying, try that.

I took the glass all the while evaluating the man who'd spoken up. He'd said "we" don't have that. He was alone at the bar except for us. I doubted he was just a bold regular, maybe drunk, who felt everyone benefited from his opinion, he wasn't drunk. Then he stood up and walked over the the wine racks. His search was one of familiarity and he pulled a bottle and sat it down on the bar next to me. Was he an employee or maybe a distributor on good terms with the staff? Then he began talking about the wine, about his many trips to France, and I suddenly I knew. "You're an owner here aren't you?"

He laughed and admitted he was. He introduced himself, Neal Morgan and for the next 40 mins or so he told us about himself and the bar. He told us about his wife, a pediatrician who worked for 20 years in Indiana and he went so far as to describe his Scottish heritage along with his general thinking about wines. When he said he was going a friend's house for a pizza party, I thought he was about to leave. Then he said he was going to take a kick ass wine but first he wanted me to taste it. It was a California pinot noir priced at $30 more than the first bottle he'd put down on the bar. It was fantastic! He gave us tasting notes and I admitted I couldn't perceive half of what he reeled off. I said he spoke like a sommelier and he laughed again and said he claimed he had a better palate than Kenny, the sommelier who worked for him. He thanked us for coming in and seemed sincere. When he left, J looked at me and said, "That was amazing." I laughed and said it was a Wednesday at a bar.

Before we left, I asked Rainha to make me a Penicillin and we talked about Scotch. She related how she introduced her brother to Scotch and now that's all he drank. We talked about how things were during the shutdown and I told her about a new place I'd been the previous Saturday. Outside, J exclaimed this was just the best time! He said he'd never be able to talk staff like that, let alone the owner. I said talking to industry people was one of my favorite things. They are so interesting and I think they find it refreshing when someone at the bar wants to hear about them instead of wanting to talk about themselves. Then I said, I know where we'll go next. Maybe Stephen is working.

Our next stop was at Cuvee Wine Table and Stephen greeted me at the door with a huge "Shane!" and a hug. If J was impressed with Commonwealth, I thought he should fasten his seatbelt. Stephen is a trip. Except, Stephen exclaimed I'm on this side of the bar now! To my quizzical look, he said he was the manager now. Amidst introductions, our bartender, Andie came over and introduced herself. She was tall, regally thin, and wore a colorful scarf on her head. She offered an engaging personality I perceived as professional banter but sensed alos she seemed to enjoy her job.

When I described what kind of wine I preferred, she said, "OOh how about a white?" Ooookay??? I thought to myself, this is going to be fun. Stephen came back as Andy set my glass down in front of me and asked, "What are we having?" Andie said, it's the Santorini. Stephen, a newly minted sommelier, immediately launched into an enthusiastic description about this remarkable wine from a Greek Island. He said it was so constantly windy, they braided the vine boughs into bowls to protect the fruit on the inside. I smelled it and it reminded me of a Sav Blanc but when I tasted it, I knew I'd found a new favorite. It had a salty savory aspect with more minerality than any white I'd had previously.

Andie was from Lexington and our other bartender, Heather, was newly arrived from the Nashville area. Heather was training behind the bar but seemed tres calm. At one point she asked us to wish her luck and I realized she was going to take an order. When she came back, I was a little surprised but delighted when J asked her where she was from specifically. It turned out they were from the same area and knew the same high schools and such. Great fun. When Stephen came and asked if we were eating, I said, "What am I having?" The cassoulet he responded immediately and then he tried to add in sweet breads but I insisted I was out on that. J selected a flatbread and when my giant bowl of white beans with pork and a small chicken leg came, I felt I'd got the better order. He admitted sheepishly he just didn't like beans and that was that.

I suggested we finish with a French brandy served in proper snifters and asked for a bottle of the Santorini to go home. It was full dark but comfortably warm walking to the car and J asked if I were up for one more on him. I suggested we go see Emily at Brooklyn and the Butcher. She made me a perfect drink in January and I'd been craving another ever since.

All the way to New Albany, J kept bringing up how much he enjoyed the two wine bars and how he hoped he and his wife could indulge in similar experiences when their children were older. He worried his wife didn't really like anything but sweet wine and was picky about that. I laughed and said D was exactly the same but she was game to hang out and recently started to appreciate ciders and frutied beers, and even some semi-sweet wines.

There were still plenty of cars parked on the street when we arrived at Brooklyn and the Butcher. I noticed there was no one at the hostess stand when we walked in but I breezed past into the bar. There were two women sitting at the bar and I was a bit disappointed when I realized the bartender wasn't Emily. I was even more so when she came over and apologized but said they'd closed already. I laughed and made a joke about the owner being an old man for closing so early then I realized who it was sitting at the bar. I asked, "Is that Emily sitting at the bar?" she said it was and I got up and walked over. We talked for ten minutes about my last visit and I asked her about her trip to Savannah. She kept apologizing for the bar being closed but I assured her I would be back. It was fine, we'd walk down to The Earl.

I got a bad vibe the minute we walked in. The bar was mostly full and there was only one bartender. He was wearing short shorts and took forever to get us a drink menu then never looked our way for the next five minutes. I suggested we go to Recbar nearby. There it was the same. The lone bartender, woman this time, was overwhelmed and though the bar was half empty she never looked our way before I lost patience.

Okay then. We were driving to my final option (so I thought) when I stopped at a light. J said, "Look at that! A cop is chasing that guy!" Sure enough through the sparse traffic I could see a black guy sprinting along the side of the normally busy road. His arms were pistoning up and down, his hands flattened into chopping motions like a track sprinter. Coming behind but steadily losing ground was a hefty police officer. He looked ridiculous and I can only imagine he might be thinking everyone watching thought he looked ridiculous. I wondered if he might pull his gun.

The light turned green then and I moved forward. That's when we spotted a car with the front passenger side crushed in where it had impacted the guardrail, on the opposite side of the road. There was a cop car with its lights flashing parked behind it. I couldn't see any activity around the cars as we drove past. About a half mile up the road we pulled into the parking lot of our 4th attempt to get a last drink. It was closed.

We laughed and decided we'd had enough fun. As we headed back towards the scene of the incident, sirens and flashing lights were suddenly all around us. I guess there was a manhunt. I weaved through parked cruisers while J counted eight more with lights flashing on side streets . Fifteen minutes later I dropped him off. He thanked me profusely but it nothing but what I like to do anyway.

20 mins later I pulled into the garage and for a second my heart did the little flutter it always does when I see D's car parked in its spot. Then I sighed remembering she wasn't home and wouldn't be for another week.

Just a Wednesday.

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bunnygrl-femme · 3 years

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Do every fifth one!!!??????

5: Cuddle with the tip in?

YES omg I love cockwarming, especially while cuddling/sleepy.

10: Fuck, marry, kill: DJ Kahlid, Rick Ross, Fat Joe.

None of them lol I'm a dyke.

15: Would you ever be part of the mile high club?

Yeah, I love public fucks lol

20: Do you eat pussy?

Ehh....I used to, before I discovered I was stone femme. Don't anymore.

25: Answered

30: Answered

35: Sex on a bed, couch, or floor?

YES, ALL are you Kidding me??

40: Would you ever have sex with someone with an incurable STD?

If they were properly treating it, we took precautions, and I got regularly tested, yeah, absolutely.

45: Ever tasted your own nut/cum?

Yeah, it was just okay lol

50: Which are you better at: topping or bottoming?

I'm a strict bottom, so...

55: How long is "too long" to have sex?

Oh, honey, no such thing. As long as it's good, let's take our time.

60: Would you have sex in a changing room?

Yes God, PLEASE

65: Name something that would make you stop in the middle of sex

Having to poop, or sudden visitors

70: Do you like your body?

On days when my dysphoria and dysmorphia aren't too bad? Maybe.

75: Would you have a foursome?

HELL. YESS

80: Sex with music or TV in the background?

Yes, though I prefer music. I tend to focus too much if the TV is on lol

85: Are your nipples pierced? If not, would you get them pierced?

I do want mine done, yeah!

90: Do you like dryhumping?

YESS, I love being so desperate I can't even take clothes off.

95: Whats your kink?

TOO long a list lol, but my biggest here currently is piss and hypnosis

#asks answered #anon

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spinelessfool · 5 years

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When you say you spend a lot on skin stuff, how much are we talking? Like how much do you spend on products you actually use regularly and do you think they work? I'm looking to improve my skincare but idk where to start lmao

hi!

so before this starts, i just want to say that I know the skincare i regularly use is,,,, a lot,,,, and there is absolutely no reason to have a regime anything like mine. i personally find doing my skincare calms me, and it helps with my anxiety as well as my skin itself which is only just now recovering from puberty lmao.

1) Thank Goat Gel Cleanser - $29.95 AUD (£16.35)

2) Thank Goat Light Face Moisturiser- $39.95 AUD (£21.81)

3) Pixi Skintreats Rose Tonic- £18

4) Pixi Skintreats Glow Tonic- £10

5) Pixi Skintreats Glow Tonic Serum- £26

6) Pixi Skintreats Rose Oil Blend- £26

7) Lush Angels On Bare Skin Fresh Cleanser- £9

8) Lush Ultrabland Cleansing Balm- £9

9) Lush Celestial Moisturiser- £18

10) Lush Mint Julips Lip Scrub- £6.50

11) Lush Eau Roma Water- £12

12) Lush Sleepy Face Naked Cleansing Balm- £5

13) Lush Like A Virgin Naked Cold Cream Cleanser- £5

14) Lush Tea Totaler Cleansing Balm- £5

15) Lush Argan Naked Facial Oil- £10

16) Nip and Fab No Needle Fix Moisturiser- £19.95

17) Nip and Fab Teen Skin Fix Spot Zap- £9.99

18) Garnier Micellar Water- £5.99

19) Esfolio Pure Skin Collagen Essence Sheet Masks-£10.71 (10 pack)

20) T-Zone Rose Gold Peel Off Brightening Mask- £5.99

21) Beauty Formulas New Skin Glycolic Facial Exfoliator- £4.43

22) Nivea Nourishing Face Mask Dry Skin- £1

23) Ted Baker Lip Balm - I think it was about £5 when I got it

24) Simple Hydrating Booster- £4.65

25) Vaseline Lip Therapy Cocoa Butter- £1.95

26) Guerlain Super Lips Lip Hero- £21

27) No7 Protect & Perfect Lip Care- £10

28) Burt’s Bees Pomegranate Lip Balm- £3.99

29) Burt’s Bees Tinted Lip Balm Hibiscus- £5.99

30) Burt’s Bee’s Strawberry Lip Balm- £3.99

Total: £312.20 (y i k e s)

I’d say that yes, these products have been working really nice in conjunction with one another on my skin- but that certainly doesn’t make all of them necessary, and I definitely don’t use all of these products daily, just on a regular enough basis that I felt they should be included. I’d go with a gentle cleanse, tone, moisturise to begin with and work up from there tbh.

(I’d also like to clarify that I definitely haven’t personally spent that much on these products, having bought many of them in a sale or being gifted to me.)

Thanks for asking!!

#skincare #i know #it’s too much #but sshhhh #pretend it’s not

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elistransblahg · 5 years

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1 year on T!

And boy do I have some updates! Early disclaimer for some medical terminology some trans guys may not be comfortable with.

So my dose was raised last week to two pumps of 200mg/2ml compounded cream. I am now on what is generally considered a full dose of testosterone. I don't regret taking it slow, but I'm ready to speed it up a bit!

Before we get to the physical bit, we're gonna talk about the mental stuff.

My anger issues have essentially died since starting T. I feel like my life has meaning and that I have stuff to look forward to and as a whole I'm just a much happier person. That being said, dysphoria is still a little bitch. My need for top surgery is growing and my means to get there is not (although I do know what surgeon I want). I'm so far detached from my chestnuts that even seeing other people's is dysphoria-inducing. Bottom dysphoria is also a thing now. I definitely want a packer, I'm not just debating on it anymore.

Despite that though, I'm overall a happier and more laid-back person than I used to be.

On to physical stuff! Same as always, top to bottom. Another disclaimer for those who may not be comfortable with medical terminology. I apologize for the photo quality, it's cold in my house and I'm very sleepy lmao

My hairline has definitely changed, though it's still not at all concerning. It's made more obvious by my widow's peak, which is less obvious here because my roots are coming in lol

As you can also slightly see in this, my eyebrows haven't really changed but I do have a lil bit of facial hair coming in! It's just... very blond. It's very there, but very blond. I have three long hairs under my chin and a little mustache goin on. I tried to take a better picture of it but alas, the lighting in my house won't let me.

Little comparison for facial structure, again sorry for the sleepy. Anyway... I don't feel I've changed too much since day one, changed the side I part my hair on but... correct me if I'm wrong loooool

Voice! So! I posted a quick song a little while ago and that's how my singing voice sounds now. I was never comfortable posting my singing anywhere but I'm getting there! I will be posting a couple videos of me talking later. Its bizarre to me that my singing voice has changed so much more drastically than my speaking voice. When I listen to my own voice now, whether just talking or singing, I'm actually pretty happy with how far I've come. I like how it sounds. On its own, I feel like my voice passes pretty well as a stereotypical gay man's. I'm gonna keep training it and hope it drops more c:

I have noticed no change in shoulders. I'm starting to work out though so here's hoping.

No difference in chestnuts since the last update, but since this is the one year update I'm gonna say stuff anyway. Before starting testosterone I wasn't one to bind very often because of health concerns, so I can safely say that my chest sags and no longer has any kind of self-support. I do bind regularly now as I'm starting to pass to the general public, and it honestly has not changed the shape of my chest further. My chest has always been pretty insensitive to any kind of touch, but surprisingly enough it's even more so now.

My arms are hairier (though I had monkey arms to begin with) and some months ago I had bumps all over em where more hair was growing in. Those have, for the most part, healed. The hair is blond. I'm a redhead. Why is everything blond.

I don't have any chest hair, but I do have a slight happy trail. No other hair on my stomach though.

Hips! They've lost a little bit of their shape but I was/am a very curvy person and I can only hope T will fix that.

Disclaimer for bottom talk! No pictures, don't worry!

Every time I say this and every time it's worse. The ass hair. The fuckin ass hair is real. And real fuckin annoying.

As for the front end... My clit is still growing. It looks like a lil penis. It's cute. No I will not be sharing pictures. Don't ask. I'm tired of it.

My vagina still discharges and cleans itself and all that. A lot of guys report being dry after being on T for a while, but as of yet I don't have that issue. Can't speak for the sex stuff though since I don't do that.

Okay! End bottom talk!

On to legs!

They match my arms! Very, very hairy (I didn't actually have much hair on my legs pre-t) and very, very blond (it's like my appendages don't know I'm a redhead)! Had bumps on them too while more hair was growing in, and that's also healed.

I've gone up half a shoe size since starting T. Have not gotten any taller. Did not expect to lmao.

I have started dieting and lost 20 pounds in the past four or five months. I'm so good at keeping track loooool

I'm starting weight training, so hopefully that'll help with my shape and with losing weight.

If there is something I missed or something you want to know about my experience with taking testosterone, shoot me an ask and I'll answer when I can. I don't update this blog much but I am on every day c:

Okay, I think that's it! I'm going to bed! Goodnight!

#ftm #transgender #hrt #testosterone #ftm hrt #long post

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sleepy-ghost-puppy · 2 years

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I posted 1,109 times in 2021

40 posts created (4%)

1069 posts reblogged (96%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 26.7 posts.

I added 41 tags in 2021

#asks - 8 posts

#agere - 7 posts

#age regression - 7 posts

#rb bait - 3 posts

#paws is a kiddo - 3 posts

#agedre - 3 posts

#age dreaming - 3 posts

#save for later - 3 posts

#minecraft - 2 posts

#ghost speaks - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 133 characters

#im super inconsistent with my posting but also i dont regress or want to regress all the time so i dont go on this blog all the time!

My Top Posts in 2021

For age regressors/dreamers who regress to be a little bit older: A fun website to play on is ABCya!!!

its a game website, it has educational games and just games for fun, and theyre ranged from grades pre-k up to 6th grade! (i dunno how grades work in other countries besides the u.s. but!! pre-k is below age 5 and then kindergarten through 6th grade is ages 5 - 11/12)

I like it for the other games but the educational ones are also fun!

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Age regressor ask game! (color themed)

Red: What's your favorite show or movie to watch when regressed?

Orange: Is your regression voluntary, involuntary, or a mixture?

Yellow: Do you prefer playing outside in warm weather, or cold weather?

Green: If a pet regressor, what animal do you regress to? Or, what age do you regress to be?

Blue: Baths, or showers?

Purple: Do you use pacifiers? If no, do you want to?

Pink: What's your favorite regression item you have? Can be clothing, a toy, ect.

White: What's your personality like when regressed? Are you more energetic, more sleepy, friendlier? Or something else?

Grey: Do you like to color?

Black: How often do you regress?

Brown: What's your favorite animal?

Tan: Favorite snack?

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Fun things you can do without a caregiver! (agere)

Coming from someone without a caregiver, here's some fun things you can do while regressed!

- color! coloring books and crayons are really cheap at stores like dollar general or dollar tree!

- play video games! play minecraft, stardew valley, animal crossing, even games like five nights at freddys if thats your thing when regressed!

- draw! you can draw digitally with programs like MS Paint or FireAlpaca (free alternative to programs like Paint Tool SAI), or draw with pencil and paper!

- watch shows! if you have netflix or disney or hulu or something, watch some shows!

- build a blanket fort! use chairs, blankets, pillows, whatever you want!

- go for a walk! make sure you're being safe, but you can go walk around outside!

- make jewelry! use pony beads/kandi beads, perler beads, string, whatever you want!

- play on an educational website like coolmathgames or ABCya! (they also have just-for-fun games on there too)

- play dress up! if you have stuffies, try and make an outfit that matches them!

- if you have it, do makeup!

- write! write about yourself, your day, something you're interested in, or try and write a little book!

- create a regression themed pinterest board! you can always make it private if you're worried about someone seeing it!

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About Me!

Hello! finally have the motivation to write this out, here's my about! Please please please check my About and my DNI before you interact!

pfp: https://picrew.me/image_maker/321535

header: picture of some yarn i found on pinterest and liked

My name is Thyme (the herb, pronounced like Time)! I am a minor, older minor but still :) My pronouns are it/vey/they

I'm an age regressor, I regress to be anywhere from 2 - 5. I'm also a pet dreamer, kitten and puppy!

I'm transgender and aro/ace!

I don't have a CG of any sort, but please don't offer to be one! Personal comfort reasons :)

I regress for fun mostly, and as comfort. I don't regress often at all, but I'm trying to get better at being on this blog regularly!

My askbox is always open, feel free to ask me any questions you may have! Please keep questions sfw though, and nothing TOO personal like age/location/ect.

I'll tag for anything, feel free to ask! I dont mind!

Tags I use are:

#chatterbug (general talk tag!)

#sad times (for venty type things, won't be used much dw)

See the full post

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I wanna follow more agere/petre blogs, please interract if youre

- sfw

- run by a queer person or are queer people safe!

- NOT an ed/thinspo blog!!!!!

- thats about it :) i jus wanna follow more people

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Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

#here's my year in review!!#i didnt even make this blog until probably closer to half way through the year so #kinda makes sense theres not a lot goin on #long post

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disneydreamlights · 7 years

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Just pick out however many questions you feel like for each character or use a randomizer, I'm lazy. Sylvia, Sky, Mirai, and Annalee plz

Sylvia:

20. Fears?

Sylvia has a huge fear of being left alone, which is why she works so hard at making herself well liked. She’s also afraid of losing the people she cares about. In her world it’s a very real possibility and there are at least a few nights she wakes up from horrible nightmares in which her family ended up dead. On a more mundane note though, she also has a horrible fear of snakes.

30. Sunrise or sunset?

Definitely sunset. The colors are a lot prettier, it’s the end to a day so she doesn’t have to get up earlier for it. Plus she finds it a whole lot more romantic. If she’s got a date she wants to romance them as the sunsets, not while it rises.

37. When was the last time they cried?

When Sylvia first realized Leone wasn’t with her, she started freaking out and crying. Leone means the world to her and this trip was her chance to spend time with her brother since that had been monopolized by Keyblade training. When she realized she was alone and her plan didn’t work out she started crying.

44. Why might someone love them?

Her flirty nature is supposed to be somewhat charming to anybody who doesn’t put up with her bullshit regularly, and could probably win over a few people. Besides that, she does have a heart of gold beneath all the silly flirts, and once somebody earns her love and loyalty she’ll go above and beyond for their happiness, and people like people like that.

96. What is their greatest weakness?

Aside from her flirty nature, Sylvia’s greatest weakness is that she gives too much of herself to others she cares about. Just as an example Sylvia wants to be a Keyblade Wielder, but it’s never been as important to her as it is her brother, so she tries to figure out ways to get him the ability to wield the Keyblade even if it means giving up her own Keyblade.

Sky:

16. What are they like when they’ve gotten too little sleep?

Jumpy and on edge. Sky has functioned without sleep before thanks to her missions sometimes going for a long time, but she becomes skittish and jumpy and very quick to snap. A sleepy Sky is almost too alert before she actually hits the crash she’s so nervous.

36. Least favorite smell?

Sky hates the smell of peanut butter, there’s something about the smell of it that makes her gag. She doesn’t actually hate the taste of peanuts or peanut butter (she loves peanut butter cups actually, they’re her second favorite chocolate candy only to chocolate/caramel) but she will not go near a jar of peanut butter without her nose plugged.

45. Do they believe in ghosts?

Not ghosts per se, but an afterlife. She doesn’t believe the dead can linger, but she does believe the dead can be visited in specific locations, such as with Hades in the Underworld or Halloweentown.

62. Do they enjoy being outside?

She loves it. She has mild claustrophobia and more severe social anxiety, and when she does have to interact in large groups of strangers, doing it in an enclosed area can trigger her anxiety a lot easier than outside. (Meaning a group of five outside she could talk to no problem, inside may cause her to freeze up or have a panic attack since the area feels inclosed.)

65. If they knew they were going to die, what would they do/say?

The first thing she would do is ensure her family knew she loved them. Then she would throw her everything into stopping the impending darkness and despair in the world she’s in. She would want to do everything she can to save the world before she passed, and dying wouldn’t stop her. She’d just also take a lot more risks with it.

Mirai:

4. What is their most embarrassing memory?

Mirai spent a lot of time with two younger “siblings.” That also entails doing whatever those siblings wanted, and if it just so happened that her six year old little brother wants to do her hair and have her go out with her hair in twenty different ponytails then so be it. She did wear it proudly since he did her hair for her, but the teasing she received while wearing it did embarrass her a fair bit.

13. How do they react to feelings of guilt?

Horribly. Mirai closes in on herself because she feels horrible if she even minorly hurts somebody. If she’s feeling very guilty she’s basically drowning in it and hates herself for hurting somebody. I think in all honesty she’d have a meltdown if she hurt anybody, I’d rather not think about it.

56. What Hogwarts House would they be in?

Gryffindor. Courage is not the absence of fear, but the willingness to face and overcome your fear. No matter how terrified Mirai might be, she’ll always work to overcome it, and that’s what true courage is. Mirai, despite being afraid of many things, is probably my bravest oc in that regard.

60. What is something that they’re sure to laugh at?

Mirai loves puns. Oh my god I hate it but they’re harmless jokes and she cracks up at them and Mirai why?

64. Upon seeing a slice of chocolate cake, what is their first reaction?

She loves anything sugary, she’ll eat any cake you give her happily. So that’s probably it.

Annalee:

16. What are they like when they’ve gotten too little sleep?

Annalee gets very sleep drunk when she’s running on too little sleep. She becomes very giggly and takes nothing seriously.

24. Do they prefer either hot or cold weather more?

Cold weather, she melts in the heat, and she’s not really good at handling it either, so she’d just rather be in the cold, which she can kinda do something about.

29. Are they a morning person?

No, she stays up way too late watching anime to be a morning person. She’s not horrible at waking up early and she can do it, but she kinda hates it and would definitely rather be up at night than in the morning.

44. Why might someone love them?

Because she’s a sweet and kind girl who tries her best to be loved. And also because her sheltered nature gives her an air of innocence. (And also because she’s a weeb.)

92. What mood are they most often in?

She’s overall pretty cheerful, although it’s also surrounded by underlying anxiety so maybe she’s not as cheerful as she appears.

#neko-adachi #Heather Answers #Heather RPs

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