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#i'm in a foul mood lmfao
dykekakashi · 4 months
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foul mood. outta nowhere lmfao. i'm going to go get my hair cut/redyed tmrw i really hope this stabilizes me a little i feel like i've been 0 or 100 lately
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detailed post about my thoughts/criticisms of milan's recent performances that no one asked for but hey!! why not. i'm in a silly giggly mood rn so it's all lighthearted. no one's obliged to read i'm just rambling
overall: not a great mentality in the team rn. the players get nervous in important games (first ten minutes against inter), and get nervous and frustrated when losing. after spezia's 2nd goal you could see slips, more pointless fouls, more mistakes in play and passing. as a team there isn't much mental fortitude and that can prove to be a killer. for some reason we only show up against top-table opponents (napoli, lazio, atalanta but that was a while ago) and can't handle it against anyone else? idk but it's weird.
on pioli: is he to blame for lack of depth and the players making stupid mistakes on their own? i don't think so. but tactically it's undeniable that there are decisions he could make better (the calabria-dzeko mismatch has been talked about a lot). and he should be the one helping with team spirit and mentality. with everything happening right now we're stagnating with no real improvement. i respect what he's done for milan before and i do like him as a dude but i think in the summer it's time for him to go. (i don't think an immediate sacking would help as it may cause too much disruption and we might not be able to find a better replacement so soon)
on the defense: i just really don't understand why it's so inconsistent. probably due to the mentality stuff i mentioned earlier. i think kjaer/thiaw/theo have been the most decent recently, as tomori's been inconsistent all season and i don't know what calabria's doing half the time he's on the pitch. and we need to start conversations about kalulu. ever since he came back from injury he's kind of really stunk. maybe it's just me tho but i don't think he's been at all up to his standards recently. again the defense looked really solid vs lazio but against inter i felt like it was january again and that is certainly not a good thing...
on the midfield: well bennacer is out for the rest of the season so it's mostly a write-off for this area i think we're finished djfkdhfdjh. tonali/krunic nothing to say, i do think they've been solid and important even if krunic kind of ghosted against inter from what i can remember. as for pobega.... did yall see that "pass" he tried to do in the dying minutes that went straight out of play. that sums him up for me, he's a hard worker and has a good shot but other than that he doesn't really bring quality. as for quality, THANK FUCKING GOD pioli finally brought out adli. he didn't have much time but imo he really shone, good control of the ball and didn't manage to lose it in a stupid way like how most of our players do. just checked fotmob too and he completed the most dribbles of any player!!! good for him but when he came on in the 70th minute that speaks a lot about the others.
on the attack: one decision i will consistently fight against pioli over is the decision to play brahim as an attacking midfielder. HE'S NOT THAT GOOD AS AN AM. he just gets fucking bodied by everyone like against inter because he's so small (that should've been a penalty on him today btw), he works better out wide with more space. about saelemaekers, i've grown to respect him a lot recently, it feels like he always gives his best. even if his best isn't always like... top tier lmfao i still respect what he tries to do. with leao injured i thought he did pretty well as a deputy. as for messias.... i'm just gonna include this image here.
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anyway back to it. we all know origi has been utter booty ass for most of this season. but honestly the last two or three games? he actually looks like a football player now LMFAOAOAOAI. he can actually run and do things with the ball who woulda thought!!! i'm waiting for the corner taken quickly on tuesday. cdk however... he looked somewhat decent for like one or two games recently but today he was back to being a passive force. i really don't know what to say about this boy, honestly i feel bad for him and i don't know what could fix it. a better coach maybe hmm??? hm??? anyway onto giroud, it pains me to say it but he really has not been good lately. i honestly just think he's tired. he constantly presses which wears out his legs, he barely even wins aerial duals or headers anymore which is supposed to be his specialty. idk man. he scored once in all of march and once in april. the busy schedule obviously doesn't help. he needs rest and so do i (typing this from my bed)
and finally, my idol ante rebic is finished
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shika-the-satyr · 2 years
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So. Like. Why do you hang around the Alastors so much? I know they're deer guys and all, but you aren't one of them?!?! It's a group of RADIO DEMONS, after all. All alts of the dame dead guy. Aren't you as a LIVING FEMALE FAE, an intruder on their connection? Don't you have some other satyrs to hang around? Other deer people? lmfao I'm surprised they let you come around.
Destroy My Muse On Anon
Provoke them, upset them, frighten them, make them cry! I want tears and regret and pain and just plain oodles of angst.
Shika was already not in a good mood, and yet life decided to throw another gray face at her and this one... they said less but it hurt far more. Her entire body froze and a pained whimper bubbled in her throat. Her eyes widened, brimming with fat globs of tears, as she stared at the gray face in pure disbelief and pain.
The color in her face drained as her eyes grew duller. She... she really doesnt belong down here... she’s not dead, she’s not a sinner and... and the herd is for Alastors... she’s not them. Her nose started to stuff up, forcing her to breathe through her mouth with shallow and pained pants. She had no herd of her own... when she was younger it was because of her antlers though now most dont care about that. Instead... its because she outlived her partner. A vile and disgusting thing for a satyr to do... disrespectful and foul... no satyr would ever be caught dead around her after that.
“...I... I was just leaving...” Was all she could say, her voice cracking.
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hartrathaway · 3 years
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strums guitar i fucking hate doctors offices they always have an excuse to play phone tag
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ztarvokwrites · 3 years
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Hi Star!! Could I get some nsfw alphabets for Buggy ; w ; D, K, M, R, and U ?
oh my goodness hello! :D ofc!
Buggy - NSFW Alphabet; D K M R U
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PLS WHY IS THE GIF THAT SPEED-
☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:* °☆.。.:*・
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theres)
100% panty sniffer but is incredibly embarrassed about it, even when he's in a relationship. He does fantasize about you walking in on him doing it though. Also I feel like he'd be into voyeurism, but also hates the idea of anyone watching you two fuck, so... It's complicated, so all I'm gonna say is he caught you masturbating once and just went 0-0 "shit that's kinda hot-". Also kinda wants to be pegged.
K = Kinks (any kinks of theirs)
Does...Does using his DF in bed count as a kink? Would it be called Devil Fruit Play? Because yes, he does it quite often. He tried Knifeplay once but he accidentally hurt you and panicked. Cockwarming. Yes. Cockwarming. I mean, come on! THE MAN CAN MAKE HIS COCK FLY! Just loves to see you squirm when his cock is inside of you in public and no one knows! OH! He LOVES overstimulating his partner! Hearing their voice go from enjoying themselves to begging for him to fuck them again is the most enjoyable thing ever to him.
M = Motivation (what motivates them, spurs them on)
He's an ass man, so if you're in shorts or a skirt or literally anything showing your ass and you bed down even just a little, it usually does the trick. You'd usually find his hands just on your ass at random times of the day and give him a playful glare and he looks away innocently. Sneaky bastard.
R = Risk (do they take risks, do they experiment)
He's experimented a little, I'd say. Like I said before, he tried Knifeplay but since he hurt you accidentally he hasn't tried it since. Lmao I feel like he tried to convince Galdino to make him some candles for the bedroom and Galdino just went "absolutely fucking not" because he caught on rather quickly, so that's Wax Play out the window. Also tried to fuck you on the deck once, but Alvida turned the corner and just stood there and went "nice" then left the both of you traumatised lmfao.
U = Unfair (how much do they tease)
OH BOY OH BOY! This man is the definition of unfair. His DF powers already make it unfair enough, but when his hands are literally all over you during sex before slowing down and stopping is torture to you and pleasure to both of you. When he's feeling in a good mood he'll lightly tease you, maybe deny release once and let you cum twice! But when he's in a foul mood his teasing is relentless, not letting you cum until he lets you, which could be a while lmao.
☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:* °☆.。.:*・
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deescade · 3 years
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I also forgot that with his ULT Xiao actually loses hp, omg... I might be able to keep him alive because I have an unholy deal with Barbara by this point, I am never taking her off my team, EVER. (Low key applies to Diluc too since he's my strongest guy and if I take him away, game over lmfao)
Also not to brag (who am I kidding LMAO) but I soloed Childe with Barbara and my baby girl actually won 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🤗🤗🤗🤗 SURE, the fight took off a good 20 years off my life, and YES it did take me 2-3 hours to finish but it was worth it 🍓🍓🥰🍓🥰 Barbara is best girl, everyone else, go home 😍🍓😤😤😤😤😤
And one more thing - fuck his 3rd and 2nd faze.
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He's hot as all Hell here but I would NEVER say that to him, EVER
asdfghjklll I LOVE IT 🤣🤣👌👌 it was definitely worth a try then!! I rely on my team comp too much that I haven't tried to solo anybody, oof 😅
If that last bit isn't a mood, idk what is 🤣 and I hate how his voice just gets deeper-- UGH 😤💘 his foul legacy transformation just does something to me, I'm kind of down bad 😏🤣
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hiro-gari · 3 years
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[Part 1] I just comeback from getting my lunch and I SAW YOUR VILLAIN BADD WIP, WITH THOSE COMBAT BOOTS AYEEEE--!! 😈😳😳😍💗💘💕💖 HE LOOKS HANDSOME YET ALSO YOUTHFULLY PRETTY AAA I LOVE HIS STYLE-- 👀👀💖✨
Ooh I noticed that Villain Badd here has longer hair than his canon hero counterpart, but it's actually suits him! 😎👍💯 And yess I agree it looks poofier and fluffier~ I believe Villain Garou likes to ruffle or caress it whenever they're cuddling together aww.. 100% silky smooth! 😚👌💕 Wanna touch Badd's hair, too, but I'm sure I'll get a sharp-clawy hand from certain monsterboy swatted my hand off before do that 👿😱
[Part 2] OWYEAAH BADD WITH SOME KNIFE ACTION!! That makes him more dangerous than his canonself bc he wont hesitated to use it. LMAO the knife vine I can totally see Badd will doing it for the lulz! 😂 The enemy after disarming Badd's metal bat: *mockingly* "Lemme see what you have?😗". Badd: *flipping out a knife from nowhere* "A KNIFE!😈" *charging towards them*. The enemy: "NOO!!😱". Garou: *recording from afar* "YOU'RE DOING AMAZING, SWEETIE!!📹😍". Just daily shenanigans of this dumbass villain power couple 😆😆 Btw speaking of the dumbass wolfboy in the corner, that's exactly what villain Garou looks like everytime he watched Badd in action lol! He just loves his amazing badass lover 😚💕💖 But he can be back to become scary monster in a second 😈✨
[Part 3] I saw your tags about Badd's hair logic "#it gets poofier the angrier he is", my thought immediately: is Villain Badd like angy cockatoo?? Like when cockatoo angry/gets excited, the crest feathers on their head would be fluffed up? 👀😳
Just watch this video, imagine Villain Badd was frustated after long tiring fights and Villain Garou just trying to console him, while very amused by the tons amount of F-bomb words from Badd, he thought his lover is very charming like that: youtu.be/0f8xnaDIAow (English CC On so you can understand what the cockatoo said here 😂).
[Part 4] Anyways, LOVELY WIP UPDATE! 😍😘❤ Thank You so much for drawing this Batarou Villain AU and visualized Badd beautifully, Lilia!! I absolutely LOVE this, gonna treasure it aaaa this is Good Mood Booster™ thank youuuu you're AWESOMEEE-- *hugs you tightly* 😭🙏💕💞 Also thank you for liking my latest submission, I'm so glad you like it aa it's my pleasure to serve you all the flavour of Batarou: hot&spicy, soft&fluffy, and sweet&dreamy! 😉👍🔥🌸🍰 And hello for sweet Remi! He's very adorable kitty 😻🐱💕
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ashfksksks 🥺💗 thank you so much ahhh I’m so happy you liked it 🙈 I’m hoping to color it eventually and fix that fecking hand He sounded like such a badass in your AU, I had to do this lol
Of course I couldn’t resist giving him wayy too much hair!! it’s very soothing to draw actually, especially compared to big ol spikes 😒 lmfao
AHAHAHA YEP that’s it!! He’s precious bb runnin’ at people with a knife 😂😂 And Garou’s the Bad Influence encouraging him from behind the scenes
The cockatoo agshdksksk THATS HIM!! ✔️Smol ✔️Poofy ✔️ Foul-mouthed I’M DYING 😭😂
I should be thanking YOU for all the time and effort you put into these submissions 🙇‍♀️ ❤️ You always inspire me, thank you so much!! *hugs* I hope your day is going well 😘
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anapologethicc · 2 years
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hiiiii love🌸 !!!!! would it be ok if i kept my identity a secret? (i will tell you this though we are mutuals and we have talked before) im afraid if i tell you something about myself you'll figure out who i am but if you really want me to i will of course.
but will you tell me three fun/interesting facts about yourself? anything you want tbh (if you want of course no pressure whatsoever since i won't be saying much.)
(also im kind of doing this for valentine's, i saw several people getting secret valentine's and i thought you'd deserve one so ill be here until then....and of course every now and then pop up again💟)
i love you xoxo❣❣❣❣❣❣❣❣ have a beautiful weekend!
*sending you huuuuuuge hug*
hello darling!! (omg i think you're giving me a complex of some sort because i woke up and expected another msg from you and then i think you sent it later today and then i was like omg is this what it's like to have an ego?) ok imma put the rest of my response under the cut becuz it ended up being too long. whoopsies.
ALSO EXCUSE ME WE'RE MUTUALS?!??! AND HAVE TALKED??!?! WHY HAVEN'T YOU PROPOSED YET?!?!?kidding AND IF YOU TELL ME I'LL KNOW WHO YOU ARE??!!?! (now i'm very curious but imma keep my curiousity to myself and let you send me lovely things instead <3333)
yes yes ofc it's finee for you to keep your identity a secret :)) whatever you're comfy with. kinda wanna enjoy this anonymous thing you've got going on. feeling proper wooed if i'm being honest and i kinda love it. like i have a secret admirer or sth ahaha. (maybe eventually you can on your own tell me who you are)
ok 3 facts about me. hmm okay. also now i'm curious about what you DO know about me alrdy...
1) i'm a leo (i'm an august and summer babie heheh. i would ask you your sign but i feel like if i've talked to you before i'll def know who you are ahahha)
2) i'm currently in uni doing my bachelor's in early childhood education (basically in simple terms to be a teacher. love the things i study. hate uni in general because of workload. like why can't i learn without the assessment part. very rude of them. ALSO 5 YEARSSS. sometimes i wonder if it's worth it lmfao.)
3) i used to tap dance. (i've just recently realized that's sth i haven't talked about. but i miss it so muchh ugh. i used to do it when i was in secondary. it was a thigh killer but so much fun. i miss dancing in general)
ok since you won't tell me who you are maybe you can share with me one thing you think i don't know about you? no pressure tho. in case i'll figure out who you are ahaha.
also i figured out the valentine's thing. but omg thank you sm plss. you thought i deserved one. i wanna give you a hug pleaseee. i woke up in such a weird and foul mood today and this def played a part in making me feel so much better. so thank you so much for doing this for me <3333
i love you too lovely anon. i hope you have the most wonderful weekend too my love!!!!
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his-lost-horn · 7 years
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vxtum: lmao omg
vxtum: "Man fires gun in grilled cheese sandwich dispute -- A man was taken into custody after firing a gun when a family member took a bite of his sandwich, police said." http://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/155631549657/
unifyingspark: Jesus this sounds like Galvatron in one of his bad moods.
unifyingspark: that article is perfect I'm laughing so hard
unifyingspark: god dammit LOL fucking winners
vxtum: lmfao, I WAS THINKING GALVATRON, TOO
unifyingspark: Dinobot and Gravitas too LOL
unifyingspark: Nobody touches their food
unifyingspark: Scourge would do that because he's easy-going and chill and shares with his family, so he'd reach over and throw back one of Galvatron's shots, not paying attention, Galv in a bad mood and bashes his fist into the table, sends everything flying and rolling.
unifyingspark: Cyclonus: -.- it would seem the evening has expired
unifyingspark: Scourge: *silent*
unifyingspark: Then drunk, leaning back and tapping his spark chamber, "One of you is going to take all of me in your aft port, figure it out quickly, I'm feeling tight in the panels," He smirked, both his fangs showing.
vxtum: Cyclonus, expression stoic, imperialistic, droning as he wipes pieces of their meals and alcohol from his frame, "You will be fortunate if I even allow you into our bed chambers tonight."
unifyingspark: Galvatron openly scoffed, mouth pursing in old arrogance, "Scourge will let me," He broke a huge smile and reached across the space easily, capturing the huntsman's pointed chin (his wings lifted shyly, unsure what to do, seeking Cyclonus, wondering if Galvatron would be too rough this drunk yet the attention still went through Scourge like he was young and stupid).
unifyingspark: // scourge has been a galv fangirl forever lol
vxtum: Cyclonus' scarred derma pulled into a terse line, annoyance painting his E.M. fields, and he tossed the soiled cloth onto the filthied table before reaching across and /smacking/ Galvatron's servo to release the huntsman. "Indeed, he would. Hence why /I/ will be deciding whether or not you get what you want. He knows not how to reject you; knows not how to recognize /poor behavior/ and decide to not /enable it/. Foul moods and drunken chaos hardly deserve to be rewarded, /Unifier/."
vxtum: /I sense your uncertainty; sense a tinge of apprehension, Scourge. Worry not. When he is intoxicated, you are the one seeing to the work of interfacing. He hardly moves on his own. He is far more aggressive in his lovemaking when sober./
unifyingspark: *bursts into laughs because Cyclonus so nailed it
unifyingspark: cyclonus: yeah no don't be excited
vxtum: lmfao OMG
vxtum: Fucker is too big to move when drunk. In fact, it's dangerous to expect him to be the one on top. Will just collapse on you
unifyingsparl: yeah he'd sit back and expect them to do everything, please him, while he kinda sloppily tries to touch their hips and kiss them.
vxtum: lmao YES
unifyingspark: Galvatron groped around the table for drinks but he'd spilled everything, he watched Cyclonus' sourly, only hearing about half of what he said and not liking it. "You," He started but couldn't come up with anything. He wiped at his face, his hand wet with energon from the table, and left lines of pink along silver, then licked at it. "Fine, Cyclonus, what do I have to do?"
unifyingspark: Scourge grinned and nudged Cyclonus softly, warmth in their bond, he was happy and it wasn't from drinking. /Give him your body, Cyclonus, don't be so hard. He's kind of sweet when he's stupid, he only wants to overload and can't remember how to masturbate/, He chuckled.
unifyingspark: "What's funny?" Galvatron frowned. "You two are--- problems--- my mates, two of you, and you leave me cold?" He pouted and leaned back, the chair squealed.
unifyingspark: // cyclonus knows if he waits long enough Galvatron will fall asleep at the table and he can go to recharge in peace *laughing
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