#never in my life

[hadesoftheladies]

great foremothers, save me from ever being what a man would delightedly call "wife"

#i never ever ever want to be a man's wife #never in my life #everything it means is death and disease and loss to me #if a man ever wanted to call me wife i'd vomit #everything the “wife” archetype of a woman in male philosophy is #is the opposite of the woman i am #that is alive #that is free #that is independent and loved and safe #that is self-sufficient and self-determined #i would hate being associated as the wife of a husband #disgusting and gross #heterorealism #radblr #feminism #mine

[me-in-my-autumnsweater]

she’s a 10 but she took a quiz to see which of the 12 angry men she was and got juror #3

#12 angry men #never in my life #have i been filled with so much self loathing #she’s a ten but #she’s a 10 but

[lena-in-a-red-dress]

I'm listening to the RENT soundtrack. All I can say is that Joanne deserves better. I would treat her right. But I'd probably be too boring for her, lol. All I'd wanna do is stay in and cuddle.

#rent thoughts #joanne is an absolute catch #quite a departure from my high school delusions #(i thought i was a maureen) #totally wasnt #never in my life

[hautecouturegirlfriend]

Lord protect this man from what I am about to do

Amen

#never in my life #did I expect to end up here #but I will never ever complain #that’s my man #love and deepspace #love and deepspace xavier

[griffincastle]

Have you ever played COD Zombies?? I heard it’s a cool game.

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#Ask #Text #Never in my life #I heard it's super cringe #And as you know I am the opposite of cringe /s

[flutt3rb4tz]

ignore how much tf2 i reblogging rn im normal about old man yaoi

#🧃 tomato juice #tf2 #im normal im normal im normal im normal #guys im so fncukfng normal #about old people #specificially #id never tell my other tf2 fan friends that heavy and medic should kiss #never in my life

[enigmaticdoctorscully]

Sea Glass -Bonus/pt.4

part 3 is not done yet .... but that animation test just keeps on giving

#my art #encanto #julieta madrigal #agustin madrigal #julieta/agustin #julieta x agustin #julistin #some art spirit possessed me and i did this in 2 days #NEVER IN MY LIFE #HAVE I DONE ART THAT QUICK #ive peaked clearly its only downhill from here #im really REALLY proud of this one #THE GAZING #HIS HANDS #IM FINE #FEELING HELLA SAPPHIC #timelapse to come #of some of it i forgot to record the beginning lmao #shes so beautiful im weeping

[sp0ntaneity]

rare sighting of a tall tubbo

#tubbo #tubbathon day 5 #tubbathon #twitch streamer #streamer #rare occurrence #never in my life

[flowerwithdepression]

Me blocking every single tag and word that could appear in a post talking about the situation in my country: if we ignore it it might leave

No but like i might just deactivate at this point

#Never in my life #have i hated my nationally more #conclusions: i fucking hate living in Israel.

[twistedappletree]

Also before I forget, I had a dream (older/sect leader) Jin Ling was dating Ganyu from genshin impact and Jiang Cheng was so angry about it that he tried to stop them from seeing each other by putting….. salt…….. around the corners of koi tower to apparently keep Ganyu out??? so Ganyu just grabbed Jin Ling and beamed him up to space with her like a UFO and that was the end

#NEVER IN MY LIFE #would I have ever even SLIGHTLY predicted I’d dream about a crossover like that #lmFAOOO #jfc #my b r a i n #apple babble 🍎

[littledevilzxxo]

Ik I'm late but I managed to get on overwatch 2 after sorting my stuff out and omfg Ramattra looks hot😳 wtf?! BLIZZARD U OUTDONE URSELVES LIKE GOD DAMN😶

Dude like zen is a character who I like🤷‍♀️ but Ramattra🥵on the other hand like damn i didn't know I would find him hot wtf???🙂

(Credit to the artist on pinterest)

#ramattra #overwatch #never in my life #zenyatta

[cuttyflammm]

Kawamatsu! With a phrog!

#one piece trash #my art #one piece kawamatsu #kawamatsu #kappa-pa-pa-pa! #never in my life #have I stumbled across such an adorable gentleman #such a nice lil puffer fish man #I like him #I like him very much :]

[briskalishous]

Ya'll

HOW DOES ONE SET UP A COMISSION PAGE I NEED THIS ON MY SHELF

#eddsworld #tord ew #yootooz #guys... #never in my life #have i wanted to work hard to get this thing #i already have an edd plush

[steleir]

asked my dad if i could get boba and he said no we’re getting ice cream:((((

#ଘ(੭ ྀི ˘ ᵕ ˘)੭ 𝓿. talks shit. #never in my life #have words effected me so much #ICECREMA SO YUM YUK THO #YUM*

[1shimaru]

im going insane at this one fic rn , ww hat kind of Sexy talk is " eager little beaver, arent you? " BEAVER??

#talking #HUH? HUH?? #never in my life #have I seen wording like this #WHY did they drop his height out of nowhere??? GIRL THE PACING!!! #edit: just read the comments and everyone's genuinely having fun! good for them /gen #absolutely baffled me. they used the 👅 emoji. they USED THE WORD P-SPOT #I HAVE NEVER... I- BY GOD. IM PERPLEXED

[crazyunsexycool]

Omg I’m crying!!!! Never in my life did I think I would have anyone read what I was writing but to have so many followers? I’m speechless! 😭😭😭 I’m so grateful for each and everyone of you! 💛💛

#update #followers #1500 followers #never in my life #so grateful