#i'm high asf

[eternal-trip]

#im a little late lol but my banditi in russia got to enjoy the barbie movie even if it wasn't 'approved' media lol #guys its literally a movie about barbie #older generations making everything about the east or the west or capitalism vs communism (and insert any other duality here) is so tiring #leave that shitty mindset behind in the past where it belongs #barbie movie #barbie #barbie meme #idk what else to tag this #i'm high asf

[ghoulsbrain]

i'm coming out of the closet as a milf hunter 😔✋🏻

#i'm high asf #someone put me to sleep #this post is about mickey g #michelle gomez

[stsgsk]

"You've saved me as what?" Satoru repeats for what must have been the fifth time.

You sigh, speaking again, slowly. "Cotton Swab. I saved you as Cotton Swab"

Satoru gapes at you, mouth opening and closing without a single word coming out. In the end, he pouts and look away.

You frown. "Hey, come on. Don't be like that," You walk around him so you're directly in his line of view, his pink lips sticking out as he crosses his arms. You show him your phone, where his contact really is saved as 'Cotton Swab'. "It's a term of endearment. An affectionate nickname. I mean, would you rather just be saved as Satoru? How boring is that?"

Satoru glances at your screen once, then looks away, clearly unimpressed. "You didn't even give me an emoji."

"Alright, alright" you say, going ahead to edit his contact name. "I'll add some emojis. Which ones do you want?"

Before you could blink, satoru had taken your phone. He gives it back to you a few seconds later, leaving you chuckling at the long list of emojis he had put after his name. His name, you just realised, he changed to 'bf'.

You look up at him with a grin. "You gonna explain that?"

"Nope" he says back with a matching grin.

He didn't explain that you two were now matching, because he had long since had you saved as 'gf' with a whole bunch of emojis after too.

#gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru fluff #gojo satoru x y/n #gojou satoru x reader #gojou satoru x you #gojou x reader #gojo x reader #gojo x you #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jujustsu kaisen x reader #fem reader #first post <3 #forgive my rusty writing its been months/a year even? I'm washed asf #i imagine it set in his high school days #but i guess adult him works too #he's so smitten #you both aint in a relationship #yet #thanks for reading <3

[aucprivt]

bending a guy over when i'm high asf because he just looks so cute with his puppy eyes and fuckable lips.

he wouldn't even have a chance to ask me what i'm doing, his words getting stuck in his throat at a roll of my hips against his ass. i would sneak my hands under his tshirt and touch his tummy, chest and throat under the fabric, aimlessly roaming my fingers on his body. he would try to get his words out but he would gasp at the littlest bit of touch to his nipples, face flushing and everything. arching his back and pressing himself against but telling me to stop. can he get any sluttier? and pretty? like seriously.

i would pant into the back of his neck, feeling him shiver under my breath as i grind against him. my movements rhythmless and sloppy because holy shit i can't feel my head but i know where i can make him good, so i couldn't help but sneak a hand through his pants and underwear, hear him gasp at the coldness of my fingers as i drag my nails down his happy trail to his tdick. i would pinch it while pressing myself with more force against him, watch him roll his head back as his eyes close and a moan slips out of him.

he would tell me to stop breathlessly, that i'm too high to even consent and that he'd feel guilty because he was taking advantage of me in this state.

i'd say i don't fucking care in a whisper, my voice cracking as i push my fingers further and find him soaking. fuck, you're so fucking wet, what the fuck? don't you think telling me to stop while being this wet is kinda ironic, puppy? my fingers slip in and out so easily what the fuck, are you trying to drive me insane?

then maybe i would finger him till he came with a shuddering orgasm or i would just whip my dick out and make him cum on my cock till i slipped into unconsciousness due weed. who knows.

#t4t cnc #t4t nsft #ftm nsft #nsft ftm #cnc k!nk #ftm switch #ftm ns/fw #nsft t4t #t4t ns/fw #intox cnc #intoxication kink #but i'm the one high asf #i need a toy when my mind gets fuzzy why arr you looking at me like that #aucprivt.writes

[chronically-an-insomniac]

(ignore my dirty table) LOOK WHO CAME IN THE MAILLLL

#ITS #HOLTTTY #holt hyde #monster high #mh #mh g1 #monster high gen 1 #monster high dolls #RAHHHHHGG #IM SO HAPPY #i'm still on the fence abt jackson #since that boy is expensive asf #but i'm so happy with holt 🥹

[patchesjam]

just because im bored and a little bit curious...

#sorry if I forgot anyone I'm high asf

[brokenxheart]

🌌🚀

#aesthetic #mentally tired #mentally fucked #depressing quotes #mentally exhausted #drugs aesthetic #iv drugs #edgy theme #mentally unwell #i am unstable #uma thurman #mia wallace #pulp fiction #drug blog #drug rehab #drug #drugs #tw drugs #cocaiinedays #cocaína #i said goddamn #goddamn #i'm high #high asf

[aeaeaexxzd]

at first i was like...theres no way a weird looking duck and a big red mop creature could be gay for each other...you guys on tumblr are just reaching..... but then i was like.... yeah... they are reaching but like not that far...

#dhmis #dont hug me im scared #don't hug me i'm scared #im high asf rn #the last three eps blew my minddd #big red guy #david #dhmis duck #dhmis red guy #becky sloan #my screenshots

[aphrodites-iris]

i love almond milk

#i'm high asf in the supermarket

[kkujo]

out of tags bc i rambled but i wanna add on that often gym culture is a rlly supportive and confidence building environment and there's so much positive gym content but unfortunately some ppl do take it in the wrong direction and it becomes like. toxic gym bro culture. we do not like that. take care of ur health physical and mental first and foremost always!!!

#like there are so many rlly nice gym videos with people being helpful and supportive and just really nice #i've had ppl approach me in the gym and start rlly pleasant convos and it's just such a supportive environment to me #but you gotta know what to avoid w content bc a lot of people are weird abt it and promote unhealthy behaviours and fixate on dysmorphia #which. i understand from experience and dysmorphia SUCKS. but it's not healthy to be obsessing over that type of mindset yk?? #also the gym you go to will probably make a difference ig?? like my gym is a really nice environment i find #but ik some gyms people are more rude or constantly filming and for some ppl that's just gonna make it a horrible environment #it depends where you go i think. grateful that my gym is normal tho. i've only had to tell off teenage boys for filming me one (1) time #and even then i was polite i was like hey can you not get me in ur shot pleaseeee 😁 and thankfully he was like omg yeah sorry #so. could've gone a lot worse bc. teenage boys. but i don't think he was intentionally pointing the camera at me yk 😭😭 #you just have to have the confidence to stand up for urself if people are filming and you're not comfortable being on it #which is hard asf omg the anxiety was so high but he was respectful thankfully. and i rarely see ppl taking pics in my gym thank god #ANYWAY. DONE RAMBLING NOW THANK YOU FOR LISTENING. #it's just smth i'm strongly passionate abt and i don't talk abt it too often bc ik some people don't like the topic and i totally get that

[blood-hydrangea]

1 hour and 18 minutes in and I just realised that the punk guy is basically the male version of Jorogumo, is it perhaps they are portraying Watanuki as someone who likes men and women, so there are two, for whichever prey they are after? Is it one collective being or are their two separate entities? I'm having a great time

#xxxholic #xxxholic movie #i'm also high asf

[hazbinfictivesofabiggersystem]

🕸️ I'm a crazy degenerate addict whore freak loser and proud of it baby

#hazbin fictive #angel dust fictive #did osdd #did system #polyfragmented #polyfrag did #addict #addiction #reclaimed slurs #high asf #high as fuck posting #🕸️ I'm tired of pretending to be normal in any capacity #🕸️ this is who we are and we're hot doing it

[heffrondriving]

oh yeah btw ¿sabías que? *blasts this song and starts spinning like an overwound trompo in the middle of my bedroom floor* DALE PA’ ALLÁ AHORA PA’ ACÁ PARA ‘TRA ‘TRA ‘TRA AHORA BAILA BAILA BAILA BAILA BAILA!!!!!!!!!!

#yes this is a million years late already but that's how my life's been lately and i still wamna scream about this song. preferably forever #THE KENLOS VERSE ALONE PUÑETA OTRA VEZ IT'S SO GIVING?!?! KENDALL'S SMOOTH ASF CROONS PAIRED WITH CARLOS SINGING IN SPANISH HINDI KO KINAYA #WHO THE FUCK CAN SURVIVE THAT MUCH SWAG IN A SINGLE SITTING AND THEN RAPIDLY GET CLOCKED WITH A JAMES PART AND MAFFIO'S BITCHIN CHORUS WTF #DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT BRIDGE. PRISTINE HARMONIES. INSTRUMENTALS TO START AN UPRISING IN DACLUB TO. KENDALL'S HIGH NOTE END ME!!! #it's got me channeling my inner chavacano lodis. got me hollering in bad spanish so hard francisco balagtas is rolling in his grave. #jose rizal got some beef with me too but i've been on such a latin-am music bend lately no thanks to omar rudberg and now this lmao #also this song is so very Gender actually idc <3 i'm rightfully claiming it for my own now please and thank u <3 #n e way i've prob got more thoughts but i've only listened to dale pa' ya a grand total of three (3) times before insanity so oops soz #btr #big time rush #maffio #dale pa' ya #song #music #rusher #do pretty girl don't speak #stop it forever #not me sprinkling in randomass filo jokes as if anyone will get it. oh whale paumanhin na lang gago ang nagsulat eh 🐳

[sherylmeyer]

series 5 color code theory time commence

(i'm under the assumption they're doing the "series becomes a rainbow" thing and not pulling a s2)

FP - Flamingo Pink

NO - ??? Orange

AG - Amber Gradient??

OG - Olive Green

CB - Cornflower/Cadet Blue

NG - Night Gradient??

#rainbow high #sheryl's ramblings #maybe they're gonna try neon orange again #don't see that though #gradient dolls would be cool asf so i'm hoping i'm right on those #the constant gs could be glitter too #that'd be dope

[godnectar]

Idk, they think im too quiet even though they know i have social anxiety and literally i dont like them cuz when i ask them to not touch me they keep touching me and running away while others laugh at me:/ (sorry for the vent-)

-🎀

don't worry angel, u don't have to say sorry <3

it's awful you're passing through things like this because of your classmates, my darling :( ppl really should start to respect others' boundaries, even more if they are already aware of them-

#nectar's rambling #anon message #♡ anon #🎀 anon #it actually makes me sad asf because i'm shit at giving advice #even worse at comforting- ☹️ #but i understand what u are talking about #half of my time in high school was the same #and even after i finished there still are moments where these problems happen again #so maybe try your best to stay away from people who show you no respect :(