#i'm gonna use this unironically

[writeouswriter]

Girl, help, the book authors are trying too hard to be "hip" with the fleeting "teen lingo" and trends again, immediately dating their works before they're even released

#eye twitching seeing certain modern slang in for real published books unironically #tiktokian slang that is out of date within weeks #it's a pet peeve of mine but so is modern books mentioning tiktok or stuff at all esp. when not relevant in general #god it pulls you out of the illusion #turns it into this very set in stone time frame rather than letting it just be or resonate on its own which is fine sometimes if natural #you can't avoid some mentions of some things when setting it today but in these cases it's so forced #hello fellow kidz.jpeg vibe in book form #books #this isn't even specific to ya books i've seen it in adult books as well #booklr #petty as i am i once stopped reading a first chapter excerpt for mentioning spotify by name on page 1 i'm sorry #this other book though oh they've used online phrases and boomer insult 3 times and brought up tiktok twice it's on thin f-ing ice #ignore me i'm petty but don't ignore me because this is a legit problem in the media industry #don't even get me started on text speak in the dialogue or texting sections yeah #it's not quite as bad if it's some fake variation of an app or just generic about being online but mentioning by name oh i'm gonna explode #most times anyway #i have yet to see it handled well #this was about slang though so tangent but !! gaah

[icarus-star]

do u guy's have any asks to send about joel.. >~<

#please he's so cute 💔 #so cute that i'm gonna use 👉👈 unironically #i ❤ rory culkin #rory culkin #rory culkin x reader #rory culkin smut #joel schumacher (rorys ver) #halston netflix

[neverendingwinter]

Whenever I remember ***, I have a lot of thoughts, and one of them is "Wow, some of those posts are stuff that younger me would have probably agreed (but for another character)." And then I think about how younger me would probably hate the fact that I now like akechi.

My other thoughts are "Wow those guys suck."

#adeline.txt #i do think that there are some big differences between me and the mods tho (most obvious being that i don't remember anonymously messaging #numerous accounts and harassing them about how their fav is a rapist) #i mean I was very much toxic with stuff related to the character but i would just post it in my acc or a discord server #not gonna talk about my past feelings about the character bc that would mean that i would talk about my personal life #my only feelings about the character now is “why did the creators put nazi outfits on a character that's meant to be morally grey” #I'm very much glad that i distanced myself from the game tho (not just for me but also the others i've hurt) #i hope that they're currently doing well tho #note: I do think that *** had some good points. unfortunately. But the 2 good points are erased by the fact they unironically said that all #akc fans are abusers (bc obviously calling fans of a character that's an abuse victim abusers while also harassing them is a very not #abusive things to do) or how they made a hateblog to talk about how he's an abuser rapist (I think that they mistook him for his dad) or how #they said that liking him is self harm or how they're like ''well no akc fans tried to prove us wrong so him being an abuser rapist is #basically canon'' <- gets blocked by most akc fans bc the first instinct of anyone that gets told by an anon that their fav character is a #misogynist rapist abuser is to block that person

[solidwater05]

I'm being ND about Among Us again.

#among us #ice speaks #i should let my followers know that i unironically like among us #i have a bunch of headcanons and I'm gonna make one for each color eventually #the og colors were the original crew and the new colors are backup they called because they weren't gonna survive at that rate #my impostors are black and white + an undecided new color #i chose black and white bc i wanted them to have an 'opposites that are stuck working together' kinda dynamic #oh I'm rambling #i should make a post for this probably

[vimbry]

can I say something totally inflammatory. it's sunday no one's here of course I can. I don't think a site with a userbase often known for blogging about their poor social skills can be trusted with playful rudeness and healthy levels of conflict, as evidenced by the outcomes of some of these polls

#imagine unironically calling people snotnose kids like 😭 what #I know this sounds a little like those judgemental stuffy posts that go ''death threats from people who can't use the phone'' #buuut lmao. #as someone who often ''socialising-haha-am-I-right'' blogs I'm gonna exercise my right to say it #not actually about the poll I was talking about earlier but a different poll. where FOB won over TH #and the notes that are like ''die. actually kill yourself'' and it's like.... this doesn't matter none of this matters #this is like m.ario kart you're supposed to be getting hyped up having fun getting mock angry and chilling

[aph-estonia]

i am So sorry to my irls and any of my other friends named madison or madeleine or anything that can be shortned to maddy because now when i think of maddy i think of this very lovely discord user who gets so fucking pissed whenever they get reminded of my existence like we are in a public server and i will type in a channel, not at all referencing or vagueing them, saying something relating to the channel subject, and they will respond, fuming, with shit like "nobody wants you here. nobody cares about you. you should leave the server. kill yourself." instead of doing the sane normal person thing of just leaving themself. they've stopped responding to me lately tho, makes me think they've actually learned that i feed off their negativity.

#i tell them i stay in the server for mario kart. obvious blatant fucking lie because i haven't opened the game in a month! maybe 2! #if they caught on i'm gonna be sooooo saddddddd #still staying in it tho cuz if i stay they're going to be internally upset and if that's the most i get out of them then so be it #i don't know what their problem is we've vced like 3 times like all i can think of is my unironic gamer rage targeting everyone in calls #they said i somehow have people calling me beautiful when i supposedly look worse than them when we...... literally look the same #i don't mean to insult all people ever on planet earth with their traits but they literally look like me but wide #i think they might be a little jealous #it's SO funny in a pathetic loser way #.txt #edit: oh yeah mods do nothing because we're all buddy-buddy with each other and i think they're closer because i got booted out of #their gay little private server #with the public server's Owner in it #so like i think they r inherently biased against me rn #this is so fucked up i used to be admin #then the guy owning the private server got mad i got a bf and spent more time offline than online #i can't stand gamers (is a gamer) #i can't stand men (dates men)

[friendly-neighborhood-furry]

me: man i love this character so much (makes him relive his trauma makes him relive his trauma makes h

#blorbo #god i cant believe i'm using the word 'blorbo' unironically what has my life come to #blorbo from my shows #fandom #blorbo posting #this is about rob specifically #fanfiction #fanfic #the fic in question is nowhere near being done yet but when it is i'm gonna post it on ao3 #and probably promote it here #tawog #the amazing world of gumball #rob tawog

[stillfruit]

why do business majors feel the need to lick the ass of every company they do a presentation on for class. they’re not gonna fuck you

#this is so alien to me i'm so used to ppl having critical thinking skills and then here these ppl come and unironically start their #presentation on how pepsico could improve upon their global value chains by using their slogan #and overall the tone everyone assumes is always 'this company x is doing so much already and we want to make them even better xoxo' #and i'm like? they're not? what the fuck are you talking about even EVEN if they were they're not gonna hire you for saying that in class #ig if you're used to getting info through statements of ceos or whatever and never reading any articles ever you just get used to that kind #of presentation where you're always selling something even if you don't realize you're doing that #this is an environment where saying ikea is fast furniture is somehow a revolutionary idea truly a hellscape #if i didn't have other classes i would actually go insane #shit talking

[ctorres74]

//fuck I think I missed that. What did he say

{ i'd get a sc but unfortunately discord is the worst ever but essentially someone said "what if cesar and mark were actually in a really toxic relationship and mark only stayed because cesar was his only friend" and alex replied with 🤭 . and it ruined me }

#{ unironically though there's a lot of different ways to make a friendship toxic and i'm super excited to see where she takes the idea } #{ or maybe they were just fucking with us idk. if they are this is gonna stay canon because i'm such a fan of morally dubious characters } #{ especially when they get tormented ❤❤❤❤ }

[evankinard]

I've been having so much fun learning new languages over winter break and I'm so sad cause I know I'll probably stop keeping up with it once the new semester starts and I'm just too stressed/tired

#my duolingo streak has reached a grand total of 10 days and i say that unironically proudly #i started doing spanish korean and arabic on duolingo and I've been keeping up with Spanish religiously but also been pretty consistent #on the other two #and ive been listening to a french podcast to keep my french skills fresh #im hoping to at least be able to keep up with Spanish cause as a future healthcare worker in the US i really dont want to not be able to #at least partly communicate with my patients and i know so many of them are going to be Spanish speaking #thankfully im taking ASL as an actual course this semester so I'm at least gonna be forced to keep up with learning one language #and im taking that for the same reason i want to learn Spanish #my sister in law whos a nurse told me this horror story of having to examine a deaf SA patient and not being to communicate with her #it makes an already dreadful situation just exponentially worse

[alexa-crowe]

my posts about liking reylo i make every few months genuinely work and i’m so glad bc every time i make them i’m afraid someone’s gonna come out of the wordwork and be an ass about our differing ship tastes and then i’ll have to flip a coin to see if i wanna explain why i want reylo and finnpoe rather than finnrey.

#back in the dark dark ages we were accused of being racist but in actuality it was more otp reylo + finnpoe & gingerrose. #idk the hate feels so performative like i promise you i felt way more in danger by the people dedicating time and breath and sometimes #physical space in their lives to hating reylo than ppl who ship it #like there's disliking a ship & talking a bit abt that bc ofc your accounts are your space to talk abt whatever you want #and then there's going on reylos' posts and giving us shit and going into our inboxes to send us anon hate #''let's not normalize--'' they have lightsabers. like. we understand the degree of removal from real life #we explore things in fiction that we wouldn't do in real life #problems only arise when people use real world justifications to justify the fictional thing #and then it's like nonono that's bad #i.e. targaryens are great and they're right about being the best bc they're valyrian #like no! that's borderline eugenics and real life justification #and in that case it's not just fiction #but when i sympathize with a character i'm meant to sympathize with and go ''they'd be nice together'' #(which was the intended reaction) #it's bad #but it's fine to sympathize with vader in the prequels... #idk just. chaos is chaos but if i see unironic shit i'm gonna scream #rambling

[the-furies]

ok our 2020 era friend group was Bad but also some of the inside jokes we had still makes us lose it

#talky #'/neg /th /srs' and 'tw: former server name' especially #like... we are extremely easily influenced by who we hang out with often & we do need to keep an eye on that & keep ourselves in check more #tht friend group probably did a Lot of like. negative shit to us. but also literally the funniest shit happened in tht server not gonna lie #bc we had more background modding experience then the server owner & bc we were friends at the time #they kinda let us. Do whatever w the server As Long As It Was Funny. now ofc we weren't the only mod but we were a #tight-knit friend group so anything Funny one of us came up w was immediately met with OMG DO IT LMAO #bc of that the server was. Not ran the most professionally at all. it was HELL DHEJFJF #also shoutout to Popular N.IN Song for becoming an inside joke and being one of the worst ones ever #will NOT explain it is god awful. genuinely #actually offshoot inside joke is aplatonic genie. funniest post I've ever seen and unironically made us realize we're aplat in some fashion #was an inside joke w lowercase ex but still. she was in tht friend group too so it counts Jaiaidisjad #there's probs more tht I'm forgetting. #anyways former server owner i believe is anti endo now which is hilarious bc [reason i will not explain publicly] like Lol. Lmao. 🤣 #<= legit thinks it's hilariously ironic how the turn tables there. #like it sucks but also LMAO GENUINELY WONDER IF WE'RE THE REASON FOR THAT IF TRU?? GOD FHAKAKDKFKDKSKFJ

[mosspapi]

Hhhhhhh I hate being left alone with things I don't understand I am going to have a panic attack in this parking lot

#my mother just left me in the car bcuz she needs to pick smth up rq and normally that's fine but like #I don't know how this car works. she left her key with me. I can't use it. the car was making noise when she left and it just stopped #before making a bunch of weird sounds and then going quiet again #idk if I'm gonna even b able to let her back in to the car when she comes out dude I might b stuck in here #I'm going to cry unironically. I can't do this shit dude I'm not expressing it properly #armchair speaks #and now there r ppl inspect our car and circling around it talking abt the model n shit and idk what they want #they don't know I'm here bcuz the windows r tinted so idk what they're trying to see or do or whatever

[plinkpimimi]

can't believe i ever forgot about the expression "to tan one's hide." it's so good

#i used to use it SO MUCH at my old old job #if this ticket is wrong i'm gonna tan your fucking hide #etc #i used “draw and quarter” in much the same way but only /jk #i DID use tan your hide unironically sometimes

[thschei]

My mom got home and immediately handed me an ipod classic and said "[Patient] told me her ipod won't hold a charge anymore, so I told her you might be able to fix it, or at least show her how to rip the music library onto her computer"

and I said . "I've told you to stop telling people I can help them with technology ."

And then I noticed the ipod actually still had a full battery (but I'm sure, like my barely functioning ipod classic, within a few seconds-minutes the battery would die), so I glanced through the menus, mostly because I still feel very nostalgic for using ipods & find the tactile buttons/audible clicking/whirring to be a lot more appealing than keeping music on a purely touchscreen torture nexus, but I was also curious about how recent the music this patient listens to is

So I said . "Oh hey, she has Rick Astley on here!"

And after a few minutes she goes . "I have that fucking Rick Astley song stuck in my fucking head." and I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed

#erin talks #text #footnotes: #1) I do actually keep music on my phone; there's 8848 songs on it & my phone regularly informs me we have less than 10% storage left #& I say <3 eat my entire ass [company] . I've been using spotify in recent yrs so I can use my music apps for audiostories #2) I know you can replace ipod batteries but it requires shit like soldering wires & I don't feel comfortable trying that #& I think I'd have to drive at least 2 hours to find someone I could pay to do it for me . which would still run the risk of destroying #the components that aren't being mass-produced anymore & are difficult to find #3) I unironically like never gonna give you up & used to listen to it for fun when I was really little . same with careless whisper #4) I wasn't Trying to get the song stuck in her head or annoy her when I said it but it was a fun side effect <3 #5) I tend to really like songs she hates from her days of working retail & songs being overplayed #my favorite mj songs are the ones that are like . the equivalent of if I had a kid & they loved new rules by dua lipa #I genuinely like them tho it's not me trying to torture her 😭 #6) I know everyone born in the 80's onward has the whole 'parent tells ppl they can help with technology thing' #but this specifically is bc when I was like 12 my laptop kicked the bucket & I had to find a way to save 4000+ songs from my ipod #I was very proud that I figured out a solution & didn't have to redownload all that music but like truly all you have to do is google #to see if a program that can do what you want . plz don't tell ppl I can figure anything out let them think I'm a dumb vapid zillenial 😭

[ashlyns-general-blog]

So, I been playing Among Us with my friend for nostalgia reasons and I know its become, like a huge meme now, but here me out

Among Us Vtubers

IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE TO RIG

AND THE CHAT CAN BE THE MINI CREWMATES

#its also 3 am #so this thought might age poorly in only a few hours #but I kinda want to do it #imagine if Among Us got unironically popular again cause of that #also public lobbies SUCK #among us #vtuber #envtuber #indie vtuber #and imagine the meme potential #the reveal of the vtuber #where they usually show the feet first #AND ALL YOU SEE IS LITTLE NUBS #I'm not even going to search if it has been done before #cause I dont want to subconsciously steal ideas #I am just gonna make an Among Us Vtuber