#i’m sorry i’m still on this train

[yea-baiyi]

ok but like imagine being hua cheng. and when you were a teenager you were trapped in a cave with your god when he got hit with sex pollen and you already felt ugly and unlovable but he stabbed himself through the gut rather than touch you and you saw him shirtless and horrifyingly that’s how you found out you were gay

and then you meet him again centuries later when you’ve grown up and become comfortable in your own skin, and you think you might be in love with him except a part of you still feels terrified that he’ll look at you and find you hideous again. but you want to trust him so you show him your real face. and. turns out he finds your adult self so hot that you make him horny for the first time in his life and he keeps doing and saying absolutely deranged things because he does not know how to cope. he panics and tries to give you, a ghost, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and while you’re lying there trying not to freak out he is beside you acting out his one man humiliation-style comedy show because he has never wanted to kiss someone before let alone fuck. he agrees to get locked in a coffin together because he never even considered the possibility that he might pop a boner except he does pop a boner and now you are stuck under him while he squirms and you are trying very hard not to think about your own boner

i don’t know how to end this post i just think that’s so funny. and they live happily ever after and have lots of gay sex. hua cheng keeps winning. slay king

#tgcf #hua cheng #hualian #xie lian #aroace mxtx analysis #tgcf meta #meta stuff #my hyperfixation demon #grey ace xie lian #does this count as meta #i’m sorry i’m still on this train #funnies #i wrote this post last night and i still don’t know how to end it but god. it’s just so funny #hua cheng deserves to get railed after all that. king #i swear to god this all started as me trying to articulate hua cheng’s devotion and instead i just keep running into #how hua cheng is just here vibing and then xie lian is all skdhgshdkdhb and he’s just like. well this might as well happen i guess

[blue-likethebird]

Jacen hearing the lightsabers clashing when Hera can’t. Ezra hearing the purgil calls when the rest of the ghost crew couldn’t hear anything. Do u see my vision

#bluebird.txt #I’m insane about Star Wars rebels still sorry #ezra bridger #jacen syndulla #hera syndulla #something something ​it’s like poetry it rhymes #if the series ends with anyone other than Ezra training Jacen I’m fighting filoni myself #star wars rebels

[the-talking-fishbone]

I don’t think I ever picked up on this before, but again the foreshadowing hits hard as always. Stoick is pretty much predicting a major characteristic of Hiccup’s personality and he doesn’t even realize it because it’s just a fact of life to him. Hiccup, his puny, whimpy fishbone son, is not a dragon killer because he is too afraid, he is too weak, he is too small; he can’t even pick up an axe, Stoick thinks. And so does the whole village.

But what they, and Hiccup himself, will come to learn is that Hiccup isn’t a dragon killer not because of a lack of courage, but because of the size of his heart.

#that last sentence is worded weird sorry 💀 #httyd #how to train your dragon #hiccup #stoick #rewatching the films cause it’s been too long #and I’ve been distracted by rtte which I sTILL HAVENT FINISHED UGH #I’m bad at watching things lol

[permanentreverie]

.

#ok so mini rant session #i am doing a bit better today - little less distraught over getting fired from a job i thought i was doing pretty good at and i was trying #really hard and genuinely enjoying #and just more baffled because truly i had no warning and i was completely blindsided #i was in the middle of a 3 month trial and i would have a review at the end in which i would be offered a permanent position if it went well #and i thought i was making my way towards that! granted i was still making mistakes but genuinely not of such a great scale i thought it #called for my immediate dismissal #that being said i was still VERY MUCH IN TRAINING. i had only been there A MONTH AND A HALF learning COMPLETELY NEW SYSTEMS #and i was told that i had been there a few weeks already and that i wasn’t catching on quick enough. that there were some areas i was #understanding and others i just simply wasn’t #and i asked what areas specifically so that i could learn more and try harder #and they didn’t give me a specific answer. #ok and so. so. i have this insecurity. #that at first impression people will like me. that they may think i’m pretty or kind or funny or whatever #but then they spend time with me or get to know me and realize that that’s all bullshit. #that i’m actually not pretty and im mean and loud and selfish and lazy and rude and etc etc etc #MASSIVE fucking insecurity in that like that’s why i genuinely don’t have friends or a significant other #and that genuinely i’m just a Bad Person #and when i was fired? i was told ‘a persons true colours show after a few weeks’ #so that’s MAJORLY fucking me up. #when i was hired i was boasted to about my boss’s hiring process and how she’s ’only been fooled twice’ #and the morning before i was fired in a meeting my supervisor told everyone that i was doing quite well. #so yeah i truly had no fucking warning. at fucking all. #hurt and confused and angry and baffled and did i mention hurt #anyways if you’re still here i’m sorry i know this is not a good look for me

[deus-ex-mona]

ok but. looking at yujiro’s nonexistent a(.)b(.)s(ecret), i think i could take him on 1v1 ezpz

#never have i ever felt such a strong urge to throw a fictional guy across the room #i haven’t trained in over a year but i think i still got it!!!!!! meet me outside yujiro i can show you ✨the world✨ #i’ll whip you over my shoulder so quick you won’t be able to even get to the ‘c’ of your abcs #but hm. this kinda makes me feel better about my own growing muscles. i think my biceps are getting kinda fire ngl #guess carrying 18 litre tins of solvents at work makes for a good workout after all~~~~~~ yeayyyyyyyyt #ok but. while i’m blabbing on about absolute nonsense… my (a.b.)secret is… that i’ve never been a fan of techno im sorryyyyyy #y’seeeee it all started with my father’s cd filled with nothing but track remixes of this song called 老鼠爱大米… #and track 5 of said remix collection was a techno version of that song. it made my head pound so bad i got nauseous i think #so that’s what techno reminds me of ngl… sadge. sorry a.b.s. i gotta add you to the lxl dni tracklist along with nonfan :( #anyways live love laugh maNIFEST MEOTO MV PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPP L S #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME—

[lorcandidlucienwill]

"Azriel has the biggest dick! It's canon!" Canon: And just because of that worry, just to get that tightness off his face, even for these few minutes before we faced his unholy realm beneath that mountain, I said over the wind, “Amren and Mor told me that the span of an Illyrian male’s wings says a lot about the size of … other parts.” His eyes shot to mine, then to pine-tree-coated slopes below. “Did they now.” I shrugged in his arms, trying not to think about the naked body that night all those weeks ago—though I hadn’t glimpsed much. “They also said Azriel’s wings are the biggest.” Mischief danced in those violet eyes, washing away the cold distance, the strain. The spymaster was a black blur against the pale blue sky. “When we return home, let’s get out the measuring stick, shall we?”

Rhys slid his hands into his pockets. “I figure it’s time for the world to know who really has the largest wingspan.”

🤷‍♀️

#sorry az fans #looks like you lose this round #azriel #acowar #acomaf #azriel shadowsinger #not the biggest wingspan #rhysand #i’m still on the lucien has the biggest d train #because wait for it #his BEAST form #is going to have #GIGANTIC wings

[goldensunset]

just did to @vivi-mire what i hope kieran does to us in dlc part 2 (gets insanely frustrated bc he realizes he can never win in a fair fight so he resorts to cheating with legendaries and curbstomps the player)

#i apologize for ev trained miraidon and nothing else #i am Bad at competitive #now that i’ve gotten a chance to play against another person i think i Get it now #i get why in universe people get so competitive #and also. their entire social lives and futures depend on this. plus winning or losing money lol #lol #pokémon #sv dlc spoilers #sorry i’m still reeling from EVIL RALIS #teal mask/indigo disk

[preproporting]

Just had a 5 year old throw up 4/5th of a cup of vomit in front of me on a train. Ive never categorised vomit in cups, but the only thing their parents had on hand was a used coffee cup. After getting over the initial vibes of oh this is happening now shit, I have to say, this little dude has stellar goddamn aim. Not a drop on the chairs, the ground, nothing. If sharpshooting projectile vomiting were an competitive sport, this guy would be a literal prodigy. Not super happy about the strong smell, but I have to give him some serious props.

I don’t think I can even say the same about most of the times I’ve thrown up in a toilet bowl 3X the size of my face.

#reddit refugee #I hope I’m blogging right #is this blogging or am i just imitating twitter i never even used twitter but it permeated in my brain through osmosis #children #trains #sorry i still dont know how to use tags i dont think I’m doing my best #antinatalism

[starlooove]

I’m sorry I’ll never care about someone who hasn’t read shit saying canon sucks like how would u even know? Twitter user “TimRocks<3” told u so?

#I’m sorry tiktok users think dc writers hate tim cause his writings been stale #it’s bc they like his stupid ass so much they don’t want him to move on #and apparently y’all don’t either since u give him arcs that don’t apply to him or ‘growth’ for shit that was never a problem #u say u want new shit but ur still stuck on ooc titans tower and think Jack and Janet Drake hated him like #if u still think dick wanted to send tim to Arkham or tim brought Bruce back with only Ra’s help #or even that him blowing up the bases meant anything or impacted anything at all #idc what u have to say about canon take a comprehension class please #anyways this came from someone making a vid about how they hate canon but they have to adhere to it since it impacts other characters #which yes in certain cases #but someone said “’Bruce would never hit his kids that’s why I read WFA’ #baby that’s just the plot #ur fave is mal adjusted #I have mixed emotions on Bruce hitting his kids but I don’t think it’s so far out there that y’all say it’s never canon lmao #short story tho since you BEGGED I think Bruce hitting his kids would boil down to Batman training a soldier vs Bruce raising his kid #and Bruce’s insane thought that he can neatly separate the two #he can’t btw #anyways yeah #OH ALSOOO #hate canon all u want unless it’s Duke #canon Duke is wasted potential but 1000% better than fanon Duke #bc he has a personality 💀

[quietwingsinthesky]

(Ignores the evil parts of the later seasons) guys dean was so happy living in the bunker with his family that’s all he wanted

#aro!dean #shhhh I’m not looking at the bad parts. he’s fine. they’re fine. #all he wants is his brother and his best friend. they have a kid. his mom is there sometimes and sometimes she needs her own space #(Dean thinks it’s mostly angsty mary things and some is but actually she’s mostly doing hot lesbian shit. #she’s been missing out since the 70s someone eat that woman out amsjfjlfjsk) #spn #dean winchester #if you noticed I didn’t mention miracle here you’re right <3 fuck that dog I hate that dog I’m sorry #I’m still on the old school ‘Dean should have a lifelong phobia of dogs’ headcanon train and I won’t get off

[deus-ex-mona]

“a sicks’ dream come true; coming soon to fanfic channels near you”

#presenting my cursed sleep-deprived brainworm of the day: nagisa gets sold to ft4 for uni fees #or well. more like they’re looking for a live-in assistant dude. thing. or sth. idk #and papa shiranami just sells his son off bc ‘hey it’s literal free real estate!!! plus he’s gonna get paid for the entire deal so why not?’ #nagisa initially pitches a fit at his dad a la gamushara yelling scene bc ‘dad!!!!!! how could you just sell me off to some strangers?!!!!’ #‘shhhh son; think of the free housing. in ✨t o k y o✨. stuff’s expensive there yk’ ‘but still!!!!!’ #so nagi sulkily packs his bags and heads out; trying to motivate himself with thoughts of ‘hey at least i’ll get to see hiyori more often’ #then he arrives at the train station and sees our favourite 5-man non-idol gang… and promptly passes out #when he comes to… poor guy finds himself right smack in the middle of a hugeass canopy bed #with dai sitting smugly by the side like ‘the great me carried you back mans. you’re welcome ;)’ with a tip of his cool fedora #and that’s when nagi realises that 1) it’s not a dream and that he actually has to live with his oshis now. and 2) damnnnn this bed is soft #cohabitation shenanigans happen. as they would seeing as the entire gang + rio’s niece live together in this oddly huge megu-owned penthouse #plus free bi-weekly vacations to megu’s family villa bc they can never spend a waking moment without each other #and nagi finds it strange that the group is oddly accomodating of his uni schedule when it concerns his job tasks and such… #or that they collab with lxl (hi hiyori!!!) way more than they should typically be… #but he brushes it off when rio asks him to cook with him or sth idk i mean how often do you get to cook with your oshi???? #and idk eventually the jig is up and it’s revealed that hiyori was the one who was accidentally behind the whole thing #like a ‘sorry nagisa i told uchida that you’d be moving here too but lxl were there the entire time and they went and got ft4 to buy you’ #or something kinda thing. idk. bc everything has to be lxl’s fault; even when they’re just lurking in the bg #i’m def gonna regret this later lmao. it’s almost 2.30 in the am; i have not written in months; and i’ve never read a sold to 1.d. fic ev er #this is the kind of cosmic horror that only sleep-deprived brains can cook up ig…….. oh wells #it is suiyoubi my dudes #the dude from gamushara

[inigofication]

when I’m having the worst day of my life but then I remember that Flower Picker Inigo said “Don’t forget to smile! Smiling makes life a lot more fun!”

#sorry guys I’m still getting it out of my system #this hit me like a freight train #fe inigo #feh #fe heroes #trin talks

[doctorweebmd]

Lessons from day 3 in Japan:

- learned my partner is an absolute nightmare to travel with lmao

#… wow #takes no initiative complains about everything has no interest in the culture or learning about anything #sort of ruining the trip for me not gonna lie #lesson learned next time I’m traveling alone or with family/friends #we have traveled to like resorts and places where there’s hiking and sightseeing #but never cultural/historical locations or really cities #and in this context he sucks so hard lol #like… we are halfway around the world how are you not excited why don’t you want to learn about anything why are you relying on me #to navigate the trains and make all the reservations and determine what we do with no input and still get mad about it #sorry for complaining on here 🙄 #I know all of you would be so fun to go to Japan with ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #this must be what it’s like to travel with a literal child

[soulsxng]

Sometimes, a person allows me to geek out about dog training/behavior/nutrition stuff a little bit (because they asked me for advice/help), and my brain just latches onto it for the rest of the day. And then I’m just going on long winded dog related info dumps completely out of nowhere to literally anybody in the room.

#[what is she getting us into now? -ooc-] #(aka my sister was asking for advice about some stuff with her dogs #and the entire rest of the day #I’ve been randomly going ‘…So I know I’ve said this like a million times before #and I’m sorry if I’ve already told you…BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT ONE OF THE MOST COMMON THINGS IN DOG TRAINING—‘ #‘Did you know that one of the most common food allergies in dogs are—‘ #luckily my family/a lot of my friends are very big dog/animal people #so a lot of times when it happens everyone else gets really into it too #or #they’re totally chill just listening to me word vomit about it at them) #I also had to give my sister the ‘do not give people vet advice when you aren’t a vet’ convo today #and that if she was going to like…relay something she’d heard or experienced #in response to a health/etc issue someone is having with their dog #that she needs to flat out say ‘in my experience/I heard once that…’ #and then say ‘but I’m not a vet and I don’t want you to rely on just my opinion. so if you’re really concerned about it #you should at least call your vet to discuss it with them if not just bring your dog in’ #it wasn’t over anything major but still #better she learns that sooner rather than later when she DOES try to give major advice and it’s wrong orz

[chikoyama]

(( ... ))

#fazil chirps (ooc) #i’m staring into the blank of void #i don’t hate my workplace i don’t hate working #i just hate the working hours #my colleagues can be kind of exhausting but otherwise they’re okay #it’s just tiring being the brain behind their every action bc they dunno how to problem-solve #i’m running to catch the train every morning bc i can’t bring myself to get out on time #even then i’m late lol #i ran and some dude sittin on a bench gets up and opens him arms #like i was running towards him like long-lost lovers #i just ran straight past him lmao #it was kinda cute but he’s probably way too young #oh yeah i’m still writing it’s just an incredibly slow process sorry

[ran-orimoto]

Choose 3 jobs you would have given each Frontier memb instead of the canonical ones I don’t like.

For each of them? 3? This is kinda hard, let’s see what I can do🤣. Should I add Izumi too, though? Izumi has got no canonical aim besides her modelling part time job. In my headcanons she ends up becoming a chef bahaha XD.

• Takuya: The F1 driver, possibly in Ferrari, because it’s flaming🔥🔥🔥. This has got no sense but Takuya gives me the vibes of a F1 pilot. He has got enough fire and steam in his heart to pull it off. Next, crazy I know, is an airforce military (because of the Moon episode. Dying) and…I can’t pick another one, help! 🤣 This is happening because I like Takuya as a football player, so I’ll stop at the second one. Fail👏! No, but really. I like him in that field. I want him to show the world the most eccentric hairstyles. Ok, listen, Kouji cutting his hair; Takuya growing it out. Third…………Could he be a fire fighter ? Another dumb idea because he has got no patience. He wouldn’t wait forkitty to get down a tree.

• Izumi: Ok, so, the chef has already been said and it’s one. The second one is the lawyer, because she’s extremely diplomatic and has got oratory skills; maybe she could be specialized in international law? The third one is the languages teacher, but I’m not sure if she would like other languages besides italian. I can just embrace the idea thanks to the drama, in which she teaches italian to Takuya but I know it doesn’t really mean anything. She has lived in Italy since she was a little girl , so ,of course, she can be helpful with it. It doesn’t really mean she would enjoy other languages she doesn’t know. If she stuck with teaching italian, I don’t really know in what kind of school she would do that. Honestly, who would teach italian in Japan nowadays? Teachers from cram schools, perhaps? Who knows if Junpei actually studies italian in a cram school because his pronunciation is pretty good ahaha.

• Junpei: The architect engineer obviously comes to my mind immediately. Let my boy use as many blueprints as he wants🤣! Still, I prefer him as a train driver, ngl about this. Besides the fact a bio says he collects model trains (adorable ), he interacts with Trailmons a lot in the series and I can’t care less about Takuya winning the race in that episode. Junpei or Izumi were supposed to win that! They were the ones immediately taking the reins of the situation and riding the Trailmons. The third one is the kindergarten teacher, which makes me awe but also laugh. Big man taking care of bbies who are so small compared with him. I can’t, okay. I can’t. I think a good compendium of what he has shown throughout the series could be represented by that job: him knowing magical tricks, him having entertaining skills, him being able to lift the mood (THINK ABOUT THE LIBRARY SCENE OMG), him playing with the baby digimons at the KINDERGARTEN, him bonding with the bby Kokuwamon, him lifting the Motemon up and down, him (and Izumi) being the first ones proposing to take care of the egg bbies. And let’s not forget about his relationship with Tomoki, which shows he would also be a great elementary teacher …? THESE ARE FOUR, ZURA GAHHH. But I love Junpei in teaching and bless God most opera singers eventually land in that field when they’re older.

And Junpei could also be a carpenter or an act- TIME OUTTTTTTTT.

Can I stop here because I have no clue about the remaining ones and because you would tell I don’t care that much about them 🤣. I mean, I like Tomoki, but not as much as Junpei, Izumi and Takuya? He’s a bby but his story doesn’t make me that intrigued. But whatever…

• Tomoki: He’s too similar to Izumi when it comes to me depicting him as both a cook or a lawyer. The politician is perfection for him, but let’s also add the social worker, because he could deal with problematic kids and families? And he could also be a model for children in that way, but on a less popular scale, of course.

• Kouji and Kouichi. God Lord, I can’t really think about anything. I’m doomed. I love Kouichi as a doctor and I can’t see any other job fitting him. Instead, Kouji could be a florist too and that’s it *shrugs*. I just believe he could be a florist while being a backpack traveller, at the beginning of the carreer at least. Where would he find money ??? Kouji????

Yes Anon, I wasn’t the right person to send this ask to💕💕💕, but thank you for the ask. I’ve tried.

#digimon frontier #takuya kanbara #izumi orimoto #junpei shibayama #tomoki himi #kouji minamoto #kouichi kimura #I’m so sorry my favs are showing #I’m ashamed #i love Tomoki only when he interacted with the remaining fire goup #YES FIRE IS A QUARTET #I DON’T CARE #anyway Train of hope is amazing with that Junpei singing Puccini #but I would have still loved it if Junpei had told Izumi #Pedagogy is going great. #And Izumi would have been looking at photos of him with internship bbies #junpei #izumi #takuya #tomoki #kouji #kouichi #queue #zura is on fire #headcanons