#i’m fucking cackling this is so funny

[sailor-aviator]

Glen when they told him he had to stop being Petty/play nice with Sydney for the press tour

#he’s so petty #it’s so fucking funny #you know they went to him like GLENYTH PLEASE #YOU CANT BE SO OBVIOUS ABOUT YOUR DISLIKE FOR HER #i’m cackling #he’s really just doing the bare minimum #glen powell

[frnkiebby]

this asshole~🎃

#seriously what the fuck #what gives him the right to be so pretty #also i’m cackling bc i love frank and his vocals and will till the day i go in for my dirt nap #but there’s this one vid of a performance and idk if he was just having an off day or maybe the song just isnt meant for acoustic #but oh my god he started singing and it startled me so bad LIKE WHAT #WHAT IS HAPPENING #it was so fucking funny #a total fucking jumpscare #i love him so fucking much #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #mcr5 #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[benanazauce]

cw eyestrain/bright colours and a lil blood!!

PROPER ULTRAKILL ART!!!!!!! V1 and gabriel yippeeee!!!

I found a new brush and OH BOY have I been messin around with it HYUHGUAHGSHUGSUHV

poses heavily inspired by the painting Dancing With Death by Hugo Simberg (1899)!!!!!! super super cool painting I love it so much

honestly had 0 idea what I was doing here but I’m very proud of how this turned out!! and I found a new brush to use heehee :3

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #cw blood #cw eyestrain #cackling maniacally (I found a funny brush) #AUGAYHAUGAUYH i’m so happy with this wgwgwuyywywgyyg #also 3rd time doing proper rendering!!! #I do still prefer cel shading but I love using colours and colouring like this is also SUPER fun ueueueueeuue #V1’s colours still look a bit washed out though ough #is this gabv1el. perhaps… #I can have a lil fun sometimes….. #ouhhhh they are SO fucked up frfr

[sga-owns-my-soul]

hammond going off world for the first time ever: whaddup its ya boi hammond i’m guilty as FUCK arrest me and take me to sg1 plsssssss

#i’m actually cackling #i fucking love hammond #he’s so funny #he loves the team #so much #he’s like an exasperated parent #‘the things i do for love’ #i love him #george hammond #sg1 prisoners #sg1 #stargate sg1

[skyf0ckz]

HELP-

#this is so fucking funny oh my god #I saw it and cackled #I LOVE it💞🌸🎀 I’m going to take my eyes out. #it’s a little funny

[dontcallmeeds]

Angel Husband, Demon Husband and their Idiot Angel Grown Adult Son™️

#this season is so fucking funny #I’m so stoned and I’m CACKLING #ineffeble husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #aziraphale good omens #crowley good omens #good omens #good omens season two #gabriel #gabriel good omens

[ssreeder]

I am so bored and ive been meaning to find a way to harass you so consider this harassment ❤️❤️

This made me laugh until my side hurt. Great job 10/10 no notes

#seriously max wtf I know you’re funny but when did you get HILARIOUS?!?! #I was sitting there enjoying some tea and bam you hit me with this & I swear I laughed until my face hurt haha #these are so true #I feel so exposed with my server name being not the author hahaha #I keep forgetting I’m not the author haha #I’m actually writing so much DILF content next chapter I think y’all will explode #it’s seriously just dilfs and zukka #so like… fucking dream chapter #I swear middle aged men aren’t allowed to be this dramatic and this funny #anyway max I love that you made this #also I’m so interested how much people are talking about Zara #like it’s the moment everyone’s like WHATS THAT BITCH GUNNA DO???? #& I will say…. you won’t be finding out next chapter #sokka was DONE having her steal any of his word count #so he took it back with force #but the DILFs can share haha #also the … IS THIS HEALING?? #hahaha #every time someone comments on liab and says please let the boys heal please #I cackle because how they gunna heal that fast?? we need YEARS before we see a decline in level 10 trauma outbursts #so this squiggly path of healing is what you get haha #sometimes we’re UP & sometimes we’re DOWN depends on the day #anyway max stop being so great #& I’ll think about killing iroh #zuko really needs another thing for real haha #liab #ITF #maxxx #maaaxx #(​ I fucking HATE that I can’t see my fucking tags I am so annoyed)

[lavender-temult]

helpppp I was redoing some line work and ended up with this??

#I’m cackling this is so fucking funny to me and i don’t know why #otohan thull #undescribed #my art

[thehappiestgolucky]

merGaeric, seeing enormous Markoth: 😳👉👈

Gaeric no sweetie look at his arm that’s a married whale - oh my god he can’t hear us he’s got his smittenpods on-

#mers in hisui #doodles #happy screms #i hope you know i fucking cackled reading the ask #girl he never stood a fucking chance #gaeric is naturally sus of peeps but god if he isn’t finding it hard to apply that to markoth #gaeric sweetie i’m so sorry i find your doomed crush so incredibly funny

[duskandcobalt]

Clown ass Nezriel fanfics 🤣

Is this… my first hate comment???

I literally wrote one singular nesta x azriel fic about them being besties 😭💀 pls I need whoever this is to come forward and say more bc I’m so confused

#this is literally so funny I’m cackling #but I’m extremely confused #I mean I’ll write about nesta and azriel fucking don’t put it past me but…. what??? #anyway #anon ask #lmaoooooooo

[gayleafpool]

SCREAM

#this is so funny idk why but stuff like this makes me CACKLE #diagnosed FUCKED UP and UNLOVABLE by the internet #look at my positivity though 🍾🍾🍾 looking on the bright side babey #u could maybe say i’m #mr #brightside #coming out of my cage and #why’s the happiness so low im happy sometimes

[cryptic-decadent]

Computer training for a new job can be dull and all but sometimes it grants you hidden gifts, such as a voice actor for a simulation making the Character Choice to do a Christopher Walken impression

#@a-paint-stain knows what I’m talking about #it was SO fucking funny I was cackling in that silent computer room

[mommalosthermind]

Eldest kid’s latest hobby is to lurk somewhere nearby with a frankly terrifying expression of barely suppressed mania. They’ll literally just hover and make huge eyes at me until I turn to stare back, and the absolute second I make eye contact they tell me some variation of ‘I have come up with a bonkers idea for a new wip,’ which is always hysterical, and also means the next half hour or so is going to be dedicated to things like, ‘what if Thorin and Fili and Kili had a show like Ghost Files,’ or ‘I’ve decided I’m still killing James Potter in the time travel fix it thing because that one YouTube video you showed me proves that James is a jerk so now I need to figure out what kind of animagus would snape be,’ or my personal favorite so far, ‘pfft I don’t FINISH things, I just Come Up With Things and then write like ten pages until I find a new thing—‘

Which is all an unnecessary build up to explain that I was in the middle of ranting about how sometimes I cannot brain and the words will not go so I stare into space angrily to vividly hallucinate instead

Only for my middle kid to pop up out of fucking no where to snort at me and tell me that is not a problem he has ever had, that he has almost 10k written in his story and it’s just like, so easy mom, you just write words down, c’mon— and then vanish again

Rude

#laughed my ass off though ngl #momma talks #my kids #oldest kid has more wips than I do which is mind boggling #middle kid paused on actual writing so he could turn the first couple chapters into a comic book #which is?? adorable??? #youngest kid pops up to yell mom read my story #and then cackles #bc his story is just him killing people and swearing #because their father is a brat who taught them all how to spell fuck before their names #and also gave them permission to curse in stories as long as they use an asterisk #which means this nine year olds entire story is …. the word fuck #’f*ck you I yelled while I CUT OFF HIS HEAD’ #okay but why you cutting off the head tho #’bc it’s funny? duh’ okay fair. #parenting over here is mostly cultivating chaos lmao #but I’m still just like my DUDE did you literally just Chirp Me Like This #’have you tried putting words down’ #boy imma print out all the words I’ve put down and bury you in them don’t test me #🤣😭

[kissmefriendly]

You ever go ‘Fuck why did I choose this as my career’ after one (1) single day?

#mate I’m exhausted #I love what I do #but I’d much rather have adequate sleep as well #and not have to take a pill during the day that suppresses hunger coz my guys I don’t have time nor money to just buy food to go #trying to remember what I’ve actually and I’m like. uhm. 3 coffees and a jam donut I found? #when I get Really tired everything becomes so much more funny to me #I just will laugh or cry or whatever but either way Intense Emotions are sadly a side effect of no rest #and I was reading Post Captain and a passage made me start cackling on the crowded bus that I just went from lmao to wanting to kms #long story short #I love what I do but CHRIST above #let a man sleep #it’s an emotionally exhausting work and now I still have to set up interviews and do paperwork?? #the fuck? #im only half joking but if anyone would care to please take me out (with a cricket bat laced with codeine)

[excelsior9173]

ever have moments where you think of something really funny and then you tell your friends and they’re horrified? yeah i just did that

#tbf it was a pretty fucked up thing to say #but man i’m sitting here cackling cuz i think it’s the funniest shit I’ve ever said #self realizations are fun #except when they’re fucked #so you gotta laugh or else it’s an existential crisis waiting to happen #anyways im laughing cuz my mom and i are 25 years apart and we like the same age range of men lmao #like how is that not funny #everyone fears becoming their parent and i just dove right in the deep end #ramble on exie

[gloxk]

Think she grippin’ on my dick but that’s my gun baby~

(Eren Y.)

A/n: Lil sum sum— srry fa neglecting yall. My schedule is so fuckkkkkeedd. But, I got sum more ‘plug’ eren comin up for my luvz. Anyway I hope yall enjoy this my luvz🫶🏽!

Synopsis: First link w Eren Yeager after not seeing him in a long time. ♥︎

Warning (s): Gun kink , dirty talk, Eren talking you through it, Mentions of drugs, riding an inanimate object, f/m, Uhm like reader calls him sir? Pet names, Needy s*x, Smut, ovi. girl yk the deal 17+ around here!

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You kicked your feet while biting your bottom lip, “Yeah, I know you miss me, baby.” You cheesed at his comments. Eren knew exactly what to say, his words were so sweet and slick. “Of course I miss you ren. When you gon come see me?” You heard his music blaring through his speakers. This boy really had you thinking about him every second of the day and night. “Whatchu mean? I’m outside right now ma.” You nearly took flight running down to the front door. It felt like time was nothing more than a mere interference with your speed. You swung your door open , your smile instantly dropped looking at your empty driveway “Fucking asshole, you lied.” He cackled as if you said something funny. “Nah I’m here.” He flicked his head lights grabbing your attention, you forgot his car was completely black. You didn’t understand why he would make his Hellcat so dark. Didn’t he want people to see it?

You smiled seeing him get out of his car, he looked so fucking fine in his Nike tech. To say you were nervous was an understatement, you were terrified. Knees nearly buckled as Eren approached the door. You gulped back your salvia, it felt like swallowing a golf ball. “Heyyy baby.” His lips met your cheek, it’s been so long since you saw Eren. His voice held a sweet tang and a long draw to it. His fragrance was a mix of Dior Sauvage and Backwoods. His eyes spoke for themselves; red and low. “Eren—are you high?” you pulled his face closer to yours. Examining his eyes—yeah, he was fucking hammered. “When am I not?” He flashed his pearly whites, you always wonder how he got his teeth so nice and white. If perfection was a human it had to be him, there was no visible flaw within that man. “You gonna smoke your brain away if you keep it up.” You closed the door and walked with him up to your bedroom. Eren looked at you with a soft expression, his eyes locked on to yours. “Aww, you care about me, baby? Fine, I guess I have no choice but to do as you wish.”He jokingly replied. Eren didn’t have many people who cared for him, so it was nice to know you were one of the very few.

Eren found himself in your bed once again, he nuzzled into your neck while a basic Netflix movie played. He wasn’t particularly interested in the movie, and you were aware of this. But he acted like he was excited to watch it. Your hands ran over his thigh grazing over his dick. Fingertips wrapping around it. “Damn Ren, you must be very happy to see me huh?” you giggle sinking into your bed lining. Eren's dark jade eyes met yours, the lower part of his face was covered by his hand. Unbeknownst to you, he had a new hand tattoo; a skeleton face—damn he looked fine. “That ain’t my dick, that’s my gun baby.” He laid on his back, his shirt slightly lifting revealing the weapon. You couldn’t resist wrapping your fingers around the handle of his gun; it was calling your name. You held it in your hand admiring the weapon, it alone held the power to remove a soul from this world.

“You like it?” he took the gun away from your grasp. He parted your thighs placing the cold metal against your cunt. “Yes sir.” You bit your lip at the sheer cold touching you. The hairs on your neck stood up, it was so dangerous, it turned you on. He slid your panties over letting the blistering cold metal meet your pussy. The gun started at a gentle pace, moving slowly against your clit. Erens lips occupied your neck; kissing and sucking it. His tongue lightly brushed over your collarbone, you felt his tongue piercing glide against your skin. You rutted hard against his gun trying to relieve the built-up pressure in your abdomen. You didn’t want his gun, you wanted him. You wanted him to fuck you silly until you could no longer comprehend your surroundings. “Fuucck, I need more ren, I need you.” The gun hastily left your thighs. “I need you too ma.” His mouth met his glock licking your slick off of it. Eren's lips pressed firmly together creating a ‘mmm’ sound. He got on top of you pressing his chest against yours. You felt his bulge through his sweatpants, his dick was begging to be left free. He pulled his sweat pants down, just below his crotch panel. Your fingertips slipped under his elastic waistband; tugging his boxers downwards. His dick pounced out, an angry red color washed over his tip. “Fuck, it’s been too long.” He stroked his dick letting the bead of pre cum coat his tip. Eren slid inside inch by inch, he grunted feeling your heat. “Damn baby, I ain’t fuck you good in a minute huh? You miss this dick?” You nodded quickly, yes—you missed everything about him. His hand wrapped around your mouth looking at his tattoo covering your face. It turned him on seeing it on you— whether his hand was around your throat, mouth, or ass. It always looked so perfect on you.

Eren tugged your shirt up watching your tits bounce as he pounded into you. You tried to push him away from overstimulating your cunt “Nah, This what you wanted right? Take this dick.” He grabbed your legs and threw them over his shoulder, he fucked you faster making you scream out. You could have sworn you put holes in the sheets because you were gripping them so tightly. You threw your head back clenching around Erens cock. Your body jolted at your release, finally letting go of that pressure you once had. “Ahh- fuck-“ you moaned while subtly grinding against his abdomen. His pace faltered, but not ending, Eren didn’t stop fucking you until he came all over your stomach. By then you were already on your third orgasm. He positioned himself beside you kissing your neck while tracing circles on your arm. “I know you love that shit.” He sighed, he was a fool for you as you were for him. He loved looking at your fucked out expression knowing he was the reason you looked like that.

“Mhm, I do, I really fucking do.” He grabbed his gun again setting it down on your chest, “That’s my favorite gun now, ima get your name carved in it.” That gun will forever be by his side from now on.

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4 my whores.

#eyena writes♡ #eren jeager smut #eren jeager x reader #eren smut #eren x black fem!reader #eren x black reader #eren x reader #eren x y/n #eren x you #eren yeager