#i will punch someone

[charliethinks]

tomorrow i start school. i’m scared.

#i don’t want to #i hate new places #and new people #i will punch someone #new school

[wenumsmol]

There better not be a fire in this fucking highrise at 2am. I swear to god whatever the fuck that smell is better get fuckin resolved. 19 flights bro.. 19 flights. do not play with me.

#smol talk༺𖤐 #i'm already traumatized from this happening before #i swear on everything that is dear you better fuckin not #i will punch someone

[silence-between-seconds]

never thought id do this but screw it

if this post gets 500 notes i will stop hurting myself and try a healthy coping mechanism

#pls dont worry im fine ....mostly #ur allowed to spam #it might help if i know someone cares #even if its someone online #just punched a wall till my hand became numb #sorta realized i should not do that

[corwnvus]

Rosekiller again... I'm not sorry

#the marauders #marauders era #harry potter #marauders fanart #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #evan x barty #bartys room is a mess #he punches walls #thats a fact #i dont take criticism #evan is such a pretty boy #also i need someone who #looks at me like im the world

[sen-ya]

I think a lot abt the panel in wano of law saying “I don’t really do murder seeing as I’m a doctor”

#one piece #one piece law #monkey d. luffy #op bepo #trafalgar law #trafalgardwaterlaw #also I saw someone refer to him as the narratives favorite punching bag and that’s where this came from #I hope him and kid end up on elbaph #my art #nsfo

[ohitslen]

OMG the sillies!! ✨✨

Also I’m sorry (not really) Wolfwood, but since you became one of my favorites it was only a matter of time until I did a drawing of you all beaten up 🦅🔥🔥

#nicholas d wolfwood #wolfwood #trigun wolfwood #Vash #vash the stampede #vash trigun #Trigun #trigun maximum #trigun fanart #Vashwood #if you squint #I love my man all bloody #and well all things considered it’s very on character for him to be like that #also sometimes it hits me the way Nick is a big brother #and it really shows thru his teasing and his jokes he makes #so I think lying about something till the other got a lil teary eyed is something he does 100% #it’s really embarrassing to cry for someone who isn’t even dead #I would know #and it really makes you want to punch them #lenssi draws

[hedonists]

"I'm nervous"

#noah sebastian #bad omens #n:gifs #how to punch someone through the screen asking for a friend #hes dumb fuck off #coloring is hard I give up

[tiktaalic]

Girls will be like yeah so basically Taylor swift has eradicated all attempts at creativity in favor of seamlessly merging her IDENTITY to PRODUCT and I will give accolades where accolades are due. She has been very successful at this probably the most successful person on earth at this and all it cost her is her soul. And it DID cost a soul. You could make a graph between amount of streams and quality of work and see so clearly the inverse relationship materialize before your eyes. She was not born a hack but embraced the life of a hack when she realized she would be more popular with platitudes and dialing back on oversharing and being less messy. If you replace personhood with producthood you lose your humanity but your album sales go fuuuucking crazy. I can make overtures at understanding this by reminding myself she was crucified for being a person for years and years and she has been very vocal about it doing a heavy number on her psyche. Maybe when that happens to you as a teenager the trade off seems less revolting. Getting rid of something you’re mocked for having anyway and in return you are richer and more famous than anyone has any right to be. But then I scratch my head. And go but surely you see that this is a deal with the devil. Surely with the contract laid out in front of you. You gnaw your lip. You hesitate. You follow the letter of the law but skirt the spirit of it for brief shining moments. And when she’s so publicly had misogynistic vitriol levied at her. So often for so long. IS it misogynistic for your criticisms to boil down to “she’s not likable enough for me”? At what dollar amount does a millionaire going on billionaire become a public object rather than a person? Does the fact that she’s slowly revoked access to herself change this? Is it more or less human to orchestrate your life so that paparazzi only sees you on planned outings where you look impeccable and have a message to send and you are Taylor Swift The Brand after you’ve been scarred by years of being Taylor swift the young woman in the tail end of the aughts and the 2010s ripped to shreds scrutinized for every choice and smile and dress and man? Is there a passable essay in the title Taylor Swift Doesn’t Owe You Authenticity. Maybe! but doesn’t she as an artist work at a job where she’s supposed to produce. Art? It sounds like I’m asking for ballads but I’m really not I’m asking for a song that is good. Im asking for a cruel summer which is irreplicable but surely the minds behind it can produce something more than snow on the fucking beach? Or am I overestimating the continued talent of a woman who is the platonic ideal of a target shopper? Is it misogynistic to believe the platonic ideal of a target shopper can’t create with a soul? How to talk about the fall off of Taylor swift in a woman honoring way?

five minutes later. You can’t spell awesome without ME!

#is Len a swiftie the greatest thread in the history of forum locked after ten thousand pages of debate #original punch line was please don’t be in love with someone else please don’t have somebody waiting on you. #but it’s funnier to use a bad song that I do go crazy to. #t swift #etxt

[mxrisacoulter]

what are you thinking?

the ol' punch and judy?

#mine* #bullet train #tangerine #aaron taylor johnson #sorry the quality is so bad but i couldnt wait until there's a decent t0rr3nt out so this is just from a cinema recording lol #the ol adding noise to make it look hq #someone pls tell me whether its old punch and judy or whole punch and judy i have no idea lol #all my followers who haven't seen bullet train watching me post about my intense thirst for this man #he was so fine in this film fr fr #watching bullet train isnt enough i need atj to- #update: the digital release has finally happened so im just replacing all my bad quality old gifs with shiny new ones lol

[moeblob]

So does he, Gallagher.

#honkai star rail #hsr blade #gallagher #i based this off of how many times i used funny soda man to help be a healer with his poppin soda pop in SU #and then blade constantly just being blade as usual #its normally him saying unnecessary to my actual healer but #i kept forgetting gallagher heals and i kept healing when i didnt even need to so TECHNICALLY yeah it was unnecessary #but the amount of times blade was the recipient...... #i cant use like most of my newer units in story bc i cant ascend or i run out of leveling mats so i just #get them and toss them into simulated universe for funsies cause i can match their levels better #so thats where i tossed gallagher and he is genuinely fun to play as ? like i love his punches and kicks to start the battle #funny soda man is funny (to me) and im really behind in plot still #but last time i tried to play it on my laptop and got a kickass cutscene my laptop lagged and i couldnt even see it RIP to me #so now that its like ... me trying to play it on desktop ? #i mostly get on desktop for comms and if i do much else i feel like im slacking off even if i would take a break anyway #one day i can play more story plot stuff and actually meet the funny guys #also in case you know me for Not Having Boys in HSR i need to point out #i did pull Gallagher however same 10 pull got a 4 star girl copy for someone i never use and she is at e4 now cool #and i didnt even think of the irony as i started this i just like drawing blade and i wanted to draw gallagher #so when i already had the dialogue planned and am drawing i was like OH WAIT haha im funnier than i thought #(no i am not but we can pretend)

[high-pitched--scream]

I have this classmate that always steals your stuff for the fun of seeing people mad, i say this to give context of why i want to RIP HIS FUCKING HANDS OF SO HE CAN NEVER TAKE STUFF WITHOUT PERMISSION AGAIN, THE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING CAN'T BE MORE FUCKING ANNOYING

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING LEACH

Maybe /hj

#annoying #classmate #i will punch someone #fuck this #fuck you #you know who you fucking are #/hj maybe #well. /hj

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp 59

The nasty burger explosion goes off. The problem is Jack and Maddie put Vlad as their choice of guardian in the will.

Danny doesn’t manage to get away from Vlad quick enough. So he is stuck. Danny does manage to avoid the basement.

Vlad gets annoyed of Danny attempting to escape. All his current devices to restrict powers are temporary and need to be constantly re applied. So he comes up with a device that’s just cuts Danny completely off from his powers. Like the belt, just better and no shocking. In reality it basically doesn’t allow him to release his powers. Which is problematic for his core the power has no where to go.

Vlad thinks Danny had just accepted his fate and finally calmed down. Danny is just trying to keep his cool and not have his core explode or something.

They end up at a gala. Because of course they do. Regardless. Danny is in public.

It’s his time to act.

So while at the gala. He does what anyone who wants to get away would do. Danny manages to go up to you’ll never guess it. Bruce Wayne.

Going up to him asking him if he hypothetically punched him would he get kicked out. Just enough to hypothetically get away from a fruit loop trying to force him to be his son.

Obviously this leads to a punch and a getaway.

This then leads to a run in with a bat or bird. Someone gets to miss the last of the gala. By the end of the night Danny has full access to his powers and is away from Vlad.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp dc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #i think it would be funny for Danny to punch Bruce #like take me to jail #not to my guardian #he’s a fruitloop #red flags all the way #when the device preventing his powers get loose it gets colder everywhere #like it’s a problem #don’t store up your powers #let them be free #vlad won’t be guardian any longer #i have a lot of ideas #like what if he needs to fight someone #like can he fight a super #just for fun #ohhh maybe his rogues are looking for him #vlad nabbed the baby ghost #how dare he #they want to teach vlad a lesson #they enjoyed fighting the baby #batman #bruce wayne #i kinda want to write this

[burr-ell]

this kid is SUCH a loser lmao

#i hope he finds joy. i hope he gets punched in the face. i hope he hugs a dog. i hope someone shoves him in a locker #spy x family #sxf spoilers #damian desmond

[awkwardlywaffling]

listening to "History is Gay" podcast (ep 2) and wowowow people have always been so fucking involved in other people's sex lives. this is mind-boggling and also it checks out. but WHAT THE FUCK EVEN???

#when you want to learn about queer history and you forget for a second that people are stupid. #then you listen to it and you're like. oh no. people are stupid. #like ohdjhsj fucking shit what is wrong??? with people??? why??? why??? are people A Thing??? #like can we just take a second and be in awe of how stupid people can be? #honestly it's like. you would things they're idiots now. and you'll be right. bu they were idiot then too. #i was expecting it #and it's like that from where i come from #(queerphobia to the extreme) #but fuckfuck fuuck what the fuck #im still mad about it #the next person who tells me queers have it easy and that they shouldn't do prides if they want this to be A Normal Thing #i will not be held responsible for my actions. #i will punch someone

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 71

Klarion is delighted, excited, impatient, and so very happy. He’s found a friend, not the justice league baby-crew who don’t know how to make friends properly or the order-magician who doesn’t play right, but another realm-being his age! They’re even around the same death-date, his is just a couple years earlier! But to beings who aren’t adults until they’re well into the hundreds that’s practically nothing!

His new friend even has a familiar too- even if he has to explain what a familiar is- and, and even shares his two other friends with him! 

He’s been in this world for what feels like so long trying to make friends and he’s made three in just a month! And they even know how to properly play and wrestle without targeting Teekl like a certain order lord who he doesn’t like. 

Oh! Hey it’s the justice league kiddy-crew! Were they feeling neglected or something?

#chaotic friendship au #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #klarion is roughly 4 years older in death years than danny #he found another baby ancient godling! #klarion is trying to cause mischief and play but there's a big culture clash #he's very confused why the young justice team only come for playdates whenever he pulls pranks #But now they've come over for a playdate all on their own!! #Phantom look at them they're learning he's so proud! #Someone: Klarion is very childish & destructive- #Tucker and Sam: He's only six stop being mean to him and his emotional support cat >:/ #Danny is delighted to have a friend whose also down for pranks and chaos but who understands he also has things like school #Realms familiars are emotional support animals that help their respective being #Since realms beings are usually half emotions (at least in core) hurting a familiar hurts their 'ghost' too #Danny's rogues just saw new door open and wanted to play #I mean look at them they're all like 30 years old at most #to the infinite realms that's like nothing #The fentons punched a hole in reality in the equivalent of one of the daycare areas of the zone that formed *after* they had put Pariah the #klarion the witch boy #danny fenton #Danny & Klarion when meeting Ellie: Its free battle friend #Dan will be so confused because in his timeline he never became friends with this other... holy fuck is this another halfa-

[warlenys]

this is a kiss scene

#violence as romance has never been more important than here #literally punches him in the mouth like hello #i also love the contrast of rsl's horrible stage punch and hugh's glorious stage fall #find someone who will make your awful stage punch look acceptable <3 #house md #hilson #gif #+