In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil
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me contemplating the human condition
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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it
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i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem
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shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke
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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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sending so much love to everyone who feels like they’re never chosen as the best friend, as the partner, as the favorite. sending love to all of you who have been treated and felt like second best. sending love to all of you who have felt rejected and unwanted. to all of you who have had to try really hard to fit in because you felt like you never will.
you are so loved. you will be seen and heard by the right people. you can trust that you are valuable and not defined by other people’s perceptions of you. if someone doesn’t see your worth, it doesn’t mean it isn’t there.
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Israel has killed more children in Gaza since October than in four years of worldwide conflict
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I had to share the love on main too ❤️
tbh ur so right I kind of abandoned this blog after hdm finished, she deserves more love
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