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i need professional help….
i NEED HIM. i want him to throw me down and literally manhandle me. please treat me like a slut. i need him. i want it down my throat. literally make me choke on it. call me babydoll? you guys fw that? oh my god. i need it. i want it all the way down my throat. give me injuries. idc i want it so much.
how is your day guys?!
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@staff @support can you please bring back the strawhat badges ??? 😭
I missed the opportunity to take it 🥹🥺
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Haven't seen anyone mention this so I'm just gonna drop it here:
This newly developing Eddie Chim bestieism (which is already Excellent) is going to be so delicious when the Buckley Parents come back around...
YOU’RE SO RIGHT ANON
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I literally cannot wait for the day I get a tongue split
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i know that scaleless fish is explicitly disallowed, this isn't kosher bird list time. i know that this is not what is meant by "continuous tradition" of considering something kosher.
however consider this: i want kosher fried catfish so bad i could die and if some bones from -700 bc can do that for me i will accept it gladly
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applied to a job with a FOUR DAY WORKWEEK
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wish i had a girl who i could just, demand nudes from. like im horny and want smth to jack off to, strip for me
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I WANNA BE THIS SO BAD OH MY GODDDDDDD
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thinking about changing url.......
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i'm not immune
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First day of band camp yay!!! (Partly sarcastic)
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high and unbelievably horny
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also, this tree is connected to something whether it be that giant snake that Liz has to behead to save Max from ‘becoming one’ with it or it’s connected to one on the Oasis (connected to the planets life force) and Max has to like heal it
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i'm going to gamestop and trying to get a splatoon switch oled today please wish me luck y'all
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The butch lesbian/trans man "funky printed button down" stereotype is true but you must understand that the men's section of so many clothing stores is a bleak and miserable place. Clothing manufacturers are simply convinced that no one who wears men's clothes wants anything besides the most boring outfits possible. Often stripes are the most exciting it gets. If you want to wear clothing designed for men but happen to like "color" and "joy" in your life then often the funky printed button down or the hawaiian shirt are simply your only options, especially off the clearance rack.
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