#i wanna see u mf dance!!

[eeunwoo]

nothings turning me away from lsrf faster than the fact that it’s physically impossible to see ppl talk about them without bringing up t@ylorsw!ft in some capacity

#it is genuinely so aggravating I can’t stand it and it’s just not worth it no matter how much I like the girls and wanna support s@kura #like I just saw a vid of hyj dancing to fearless and everyone in the comments was talking about taylor. it’s absolutely insanely delusional #and ok if u like her wtv I guess but uh I have many reasons why I don’t and I don’t really wanna see her fucking everywhere for no reason #like all the mf time #mrow.org

[bimiio]

<3

#y’all idk wut it is abt me but da last like 4 or 5 times i’ve gone out i’ve been asked if i’m latina by latina women #(n one man we’ll get 2 dat in a sec hold awn) #i have ended up making out w two of em tho so i mean hey ig just looking n dancing da way i do is a good way 2 get hot bitches 2 approach me #back 2 da MAN tho cuz dis was wild #i wasn’t even in da club i was OUTSIDE ACROSS DA STREET!!!! w a group of like 5 ppl 4 of which were MEN #n these two guys come up 2 us n then zero in on me #one of da guys speaks spanish da other guy speaks spanish n english #so da one dat speaks spanish said smthn 2 me but i clearly didn’t understand so his friend starts translating 4 him #talkin abt sum ‘ur so beautiful how’s ur night going are u gonna go back in the club?’ etcetc #n i’m answering very uninterested but still polite looking at da ppl around me like do y’all see dis like..: cant even escape men outside😭 #n then i tell them i’m a lesbian n not interested n da spanish speaking guy gets his friend 2 translate him saying “even better’ #EVEN BETTER?? 4 WHO my boy????😭 #n THEN he gets his buddy 2 translate ‘there’s no way this girl doesn’t speak spanish she’s just lying cause she doesn’t wanna talk to me’ #which.. first of all #if sum1 is fully pretending not 2 know a language they speak 2 avoid talking 2 u dat is ur cue 2 exit #second of all i only speak english i’m SORRY😭 #then dis mf turns 2 me n starts speaking directly 2 me in spanish??? #sir.. no hablo español! no entiendo español!!! #then i told him 2 gimme his phone so i could get his instagram so i could block him <3 #n his friend went ‘oh hell no’ n steered him away😁 #anyways moral of da story is #men r annoying women r sexy n fun amen #m1n3 #m1sc #0ut

[pink-princess-pussy-pop]

Dating King Ben Would Include…

Holy shit,

This is a lot.

Def NSFW

Warnings: sex, language, not proofed, I’m a slut

- r u actually kidding this man

- Idek where to start

- How about this

VK

- the moment he lays eyes on you

- Fuck

- When he smiles at you for the first time???

- Bye.

- Falling for the king-to-be was NOT part of the plan

- But he’s so goddamn cute

- You slip into the stands at his tourney game

- He makes a great play and you let out a cheer

- Surprising everyone around

- And he just grins at you

- There’s a party that night

- You show up in your most flattering dress

- And Ben cannot take his eyes off of you

- (The beast inside is awakening)

- He asks you to dance

- his big hands fit on your waist so perfectly

- Your hands loop around his neck and your fingers play with his hair absentmindedly

- You’re so nervous

- He pulls you closer to him and whispers into your ear

- “Relax.”

- Hello???

- He’s so in love with you UGHHHHAGGGA

- not following plot anymore screw it

- “You coming to the game tomorrow?”

- “Why should I?”

- “I can think of a pretty good reason.”

- SHAMELESSLY FLIRTS WITH YOU

- “If we win, I get to take you out on a date”

- “And if you lose?”

- “We won’t.”

- Ben fucking winks at you and just

- Up and leaves

- Someone take the confidence juice away from him!

- You go see another one of his games and after he wins, he runs up to you, sweaty and grinning, gorgeous as ever

- Before you say anything

- His head dips down to your ear, hands slipping around your waist

- “My car is waiting for you. I’ll be there soon”

- The mf had no fucking doubts that they’d win

- He gives you another million dollar smile before jogging away

- Leaving you flushed and a little turned on?????

- The date is absolutely wonderful.

- He changes ur perspective on everything

- Makes you his queen eventually

AK

- He’s such a gentleman omg omg

- PRINCESS TREATMENT OMFG

- Opening doors for you!!!

- Pulls out your chair for you!!!

- Ur a cheerleader

- He’s def the kinda bf to score and point at you like

- “Scored that for you, baby!”

- You wanna roll your eyes but can’t bc of his damn smile

- Don’t even get Ben started on your fucking uniform

- He’s down bad fr fr

- You in the colors of his kingdom??? HELLO?!

- He’s gone

- Such a fan of public PDA

- will kiss you ANYWHERE

- seriously

- Always has to be touching you

- The beast in him tbh ur his

SEX

- everything this guy does is

- Always turning you on fr

- At the worst times too

- He’ll just look at you and give you the smile he only does while balls deep inside of you while at dinner with his parents

- And he knows it too

- The way you blush and look away?

- He KNOWS

- Please he gets weak in the knees when you say his name/title

- “Benjamin”

- “King Ben”

- “King Benjamin”

- “Your Majesty”

- Bye

- I imagine that he’s so sweet at first but you can tell that he’s holding back (beast boy HELLO?!)

- You have to convince him to finally just let it out

- What does that entail?

- Let’s make a list!!

- Scratch marks on your thighs

- So so many hickeys (he doesn’t fucking care who sees, he’s the king)

- Finger print bruises on your waist and hips

- BITE MARKS

- shit

- This man has a heightened sense of smell

- So like… beware

- Low key high key loves the way you smell

- Will not stop sucking and biting on your neck bc of it

- BEN IS A DOM IM SORRY NOT SORRY

- it’s such a stress relief for him!

- Seriously as king he needs to release his stress somehow

- You luv when he’s rough with you

- A full on Edward Cullen breaking the bed moment and he’s scared to even touch you

- And ur like “Ben do it again”

- He’s all 😮 “wut”

- “Please?”

- And bam thinking with his dick again

- You love it when he fucks you in his office

- In between meetings

- When anyone can walk in

- “Don’t want everyone in the castle to hear your dirty sounds, now do we?”

- BEN IM SORRY

- HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP QUIET WHEN UR LITERALLY REARRANGING MY INSIDES ON YOUR DESK

- Riding him while he’s in his desk chair

- The staff is quite confused when he asks for a mirror to be hung as a decoration on the opposite side of his desk

- It’s so you two can watch obvi but they don’t know that

- OMG the two of you at formal events and he cannot keep his hands off of you

- The things he whispers in your ear my GOD

- looks like the two of you are just innocently dancing but if they really knew the dirty things he was saying to you

- “What would everyone think if they knew how turned on you are right now?”

- “You taste better than all the food here.”

- Like r u kidding me he’s the dirtiest guy

- MASSIVE DICK ENGERY

- Its unfair

- Him pulling you out of the ballroom to absolutely ravish you with his parents and subjects a wall away

- Him just fucking you while wearing his crown omg (cant stop thinking about this)

- He’s so needy all the fucking time

- Anyways back to office sex

- It’s his fav

- Literally you’ll be on his lap and he’s fucking up into you and he will get a phone call

- Motherfucker GRINS at you

- “don’t make a sound”

- And then ANSWERS IT.

- KEEPS FUCKING YOU THROUGH THE PHONE CALL

- NO MATTER HOW LONG IT IS

- Oh and def makes you keep eye contact with him the whole time with his hand on your throat

- Ben with a beard????

- Between your thighs??

- With the fucking fangs?????????

- DEAD

- DECEASED

- BYE

- GONE

- Is always down to eat u out

- Such a golden retriever bf about it

- Def fingers you in the car

- If ur driving??

- “Eyes on the road”

- 💀

- If he’s gone?

- You best BELIEVE he’s calling for phone sex

- “C’mon let me hear you. You sound so pretty when you’re desperate for me.”

- Soft mean Dom soft mean Dom

- Will hop in the shower with you just so he can wash your body

- Also makes you come with the shower head

- Loves boobies

- Loves ass

- He can’t decide which he likes more

- Loves making you watch what he’s doing

- If he’s going down on you?

- Eyes on him at all times

- Fingering you?

- You better be watching it

- That’s why the mirror comes in handy

- When you lock eyes through the mirror?

- His crown is lopsided and he’s just

- He’s just

- You know

- FUCKING KING BENJAMIN

- And he’s always smiling at you

- He knows what that smile does to you

- Uses it to his advantage

- He knows he’s pretty

- He loves waking up before you after a long night of straight up fucking

- He sees the damage done

- By him

- And it just gets him going!

- You wake up with his head between your thighs

- “Morning”

- It was in fact a good morning

- his morning voice adds to it

- You loooooove to tease him

- Low key flirting with another guy, if it’s fucking Chad you better get prepared

- Wearing an outfit you know he loves in a public place when he’s with his parents doing his king duties

- Putting your hand on his inner thigh during a meeting

- I hope you know what you’re getting into!!!

- He storms into his room that night where you happen to be lying on the bed, oh so innocently

- Wearing his jersey or a button up of his

- You don’t bother looking at him, already trying to hide the smirk on your face

- You can feel the glare as he shrugs off his suit jacket

- And removes his tie

- And loosens his collar

- And pushes his sleeves up

- (your favorite Ben look)

- He knows this ofc

- Sets his hands flat on the bed and just stares at you

- Finally you look up, a giggle escaping immediately

- “You think it’s funny, do you?”

- His hands wrap around your ankles, pulling you towards him

- His knee settles between your legs as he leans over you

- “Answer your King when he speaks to you”

- “Yes, your majesty”

- His head drops back and something (THE FUCKING BEAST) ignites inside of him

- He laughs

- Not like his true laugh

- A dark, sinister laugh

- Coming from Ben?

- Noble, brave, and good Ben?

- When he’s about to fuck you into oblivion?

- Good. Fucking. Bye.

- What’s Bennyboo up for??

- So much

- He’s horny ALL THE TIME

- highest sex drive ever

- Esp with the fucking beast

- He can go for hours

- King (lol) of stamina

- “You can do it baby”

- “C’mon, one more for me”

- “Fuck you’re doing so well”

- “Good. So so good”

- He’s loud as FUCK

- not embarrassed about it all

- No fucks given

- Will walk out of his office he was just bending you over in to greet his father in the next room like MAN ISN’T PHASED AT ALL

- And you’re catching your breath like 😳😳😳

- On one hand, he’s so nice and genuine and so well mannered

- And then when it comes to you, he’s a cocky little shit who can’t keep it in his pants

#ben descendants #descendants #ben florian #ben florian x reader #ben Florian smut #ben descendants smut #descendants smut #king ben #king Ben x reader #descendants king Ben

[shinestarhwaa]

WOOYOUNG NSFW ALPHABET

A - Aftercare (how is he after sex)

Wooyoung is a sweetheart and we know it, he will ask you if you need anything and he'll caress your hair while you're falling asleep together.

B- Bodypart (his favourite bodypart on you)

Your eyes. He goes crazy for those eyes, wether they look up at him innocently or if they're filled with lust, everything's sexy to him.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

He probably loves to cum on your body, preferably your chest (he might even lick it off)

D - Dirty secret (his dirty secret)

Wooyoung isn't very secretive about his dirty fantasies, he doesn't mind telling you at all, but he hasn't told you yet about the time he used your panties to jerk off on tour-

E - Experience (how experienced is he?)

Wooyoung is fairly experienced I think, he definitely knows how to play and what to do/not to do.

F - Favourite position

Missionary because he gets off on the expressions on your face, but also loves doggy style mirror sex.

G - Goofy (how he acts in the moment?)

He might be a bit goofy sometimes but not often, he's more of a smirking/teasing kind of guy.

H - Hair (how groomed is he?)

I think he's well groomed, he has some hair there because he's too lazy to shave all off and he probably thinks it's annoying but he makes sure to keep it neat and clean for you.

I - Intimacy (how passionate is he?)

Oh this man can get really intimate and passionate. You might forget because of his teasing and bratty persona but when you're alone he'll become more serious and really affectionate to you.

J - Jack off (how often does he masturbate?)

Probably 4-5 times a week but don't be surprised if it's more than that.

K - Kink

He probably enjoys a little bit of pain play because he loves to bite, he might enjoy spanking, but the biggest kink of all... *drum roll* DEGRADING KINK. (This man loves being degraded and we all know it like... he literally confessed it a thousand times).

L - Location (what's his favourite place to have sex?)

Everywhere around the house honestly, also loves it when you come blow him inbetween dance practices.

M - Motivation (what keeps him going?)

The pleasure expressions on your face do it for him.

N - NO (what is a no-go for him/turn-offs?)

I don't think he'll do role play in bed? It's not something he really hates or anything but he doesn't wanna make it an act, he just wants it to be reality between you two (does that make sense?).

O - Oral (giving or receiving, skill etc.)

He's more on the receiving side I think, but he'll make sure to give you your turn too, but he might use his hands more than his mouth (that doesn't mean he won't tho🤪).

P - Pace (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

I see him as more of a fast&rough kind of guy cause he has no patience and he loves the chaos.

Q - Quickie (their opinion on quickies)

Loves quickies, he'll literally do anything to get in your pants at any place, any time.

R - Risk (experiments, taking risks etc.)

We know him. He loves this kind of shit. He'll gladly experiment with different kinks, will come up with new positions and would get kicks out of doing stuff at places he'll be caught (not like illegally but like...with members etc.)

S - Stamina (how long does he last?)

He lasts for about 2-3 rounds I think? Might need you to be on top for the 3rd round.

T - Toys (do they own toys? does he use them with his partner or himself?)

He doesn't mind toys at all. I don't think he owns them but he'll use it with you if you want to.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

I don't even need to elaborate on how much of a tease this guy actually is. He'll play with your mind and body and make you go crazy before actually giving in and do something about what's going on between your legs.

V - Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)

Wooyoung is a loud mf and he will be in bed too. Loud moans, whines, any sound, honestly.

W - Wild Card (random headcanon)

Before you knew it Wooyoung had shoved you inside some sort of broom closet. His lips were all over your neck as his fingers unbuttoned your pants and slid into your underwear. "Wooyoung we gotta go back to your practice room, they'll come find us," you moaned as he played with your slick. "Then they'll find us. Gotta make my precious cum first."

X - X-Ray (what's going on in them pants?)

Probably average, more thick and girthy than it is long and probably has those sexy veins of his run along the shaft.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sexdrive?)

HIGH sexdrive. Like he can do it any day. Multiple times.

Z - ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

He won't pass out until he knows you're all good. He'll wanna sleep with you in his arms tho.

Taglist: @anyamaris @a-soft-hornytiny @whatudowhennooneseesyou @wooyoungmybelovedhusband @pyeonghongrie-main @woosanbby @dreamlesswonder86 @changbinslovelylegs @jonghostie @lovjensoo @1-800-shedevil @mjyungi @bratty-tingz @sugarnspice630

#kpop #ateez #smut #shinestarhwaa #wooyoung

[tokio-motel]

🤨🤨🤨

ngl i jus thought of some cute ass mf shi

bro

full band(separately cuz i can never choose) who got a bf who copies them like picks up there habits bro☹🤞🏾

yk how tom waddles? yea bro does that shi and prolly started twirling things between his fingers or smth

STOP AND WAT IF BILLS BF IS A SINGER AND STARTED DOIN BILLS LEG LIFT THINGIES AND SMALL LIL DANCES BRO😭

and i swear if reader prolly isn't german or has a different accent they jus picked it up on accident(mfs lookin at bro weird like u dont talk like that🤨)

bro prolly pronounced his r's jus fine till he met tom🧍🏾💀

BAND X 'COPYCAT' READER

kjhwexvxejhvjkhvjvjvhvhbje

BILL:

・He thinks it's quite cute!

・Actually flustered and happy you're acting like him, like i dunno he feels important 🤷🏻

・OH MY GOD THE FUCKING LIL LEG LIFTSSSSAKSDXBJHXEQWJBHDXJHBE

・Giggles whenever he sees you do it on stage, later calling you out.

"You're such a copycat, M/N."

"Mmm...you still love me though."

・mmmm true that, true that.

・If you copy his edgar walk he'd start cackling dear LORDDD

・he thinks that shit is so fuckin funnyyy

TOM:

・Bro's smug about it 💀

"You wanna be me so badly, huh?"

・nahh he's jus playing he loves this shit

・Feels so special when he sees you do things he would originally do omggg

・But if you start waddling like a penguin he thinks your mocking him in a bad way 😭

"M/N why the fuck are you walking like that-"

"....walkin' like what?"

・his habit of making loud noises/squeals when he's excited or happy is picked up by you

・He can't help but smile whenever he sees you do this 🙏

GEORG:

・He doesn’t really notice it until somebody else brings it up

・Like maybe Tom would bring up a habit you would copy, and then it would click to Georg.

・Thinks it's cute and kinda cool, but he if you pick up on his accent

"M/N why are you talking like that..."

"wha'chu mean?"

"M/N."

・Like he thinks you sound so cute but babes you do NOT talk like thatttt 🙅🏻🙅🏻🙅🏻🙅🏻

・if you copy his lil smirk AHHHH

・He'd start to absentmindedly pick up on some of your habits too

GUSTAV:

・HEROJDJHBRKHBE HE'S SO HAPPYYYY

・Like if you picked up his habit of two long something between your fingers (whether it be a pen, drumstick, etc)

・IFFF you didn't master it he'd kinda help 😇

"You're doing it wrong."

"..what-"

"Here, lemme help."

・Due to him having to keep the correct beat on the drums, he'd most likely have a habit of tapping his heel against the ground

・If you copy it he'd go in sync with you without noticing AHHHHERBJH

・He may not say it, but he loves it so much.

#tokio hotel x male reader #tokio hotel x you #tokio hotel x reader #tokio hotel #bill kaulitz x you #bill kaulitz x reader #bill kaulitz x male reader #bill kaulitz #tom kaulitz x y/n #tom kaulitz x male reader #tom kaulitz x you #tom kaulitz x reader #tom kaulitz #georg listing x male reader #georg listing x reader #georg listing #gustav schafer x reader #gustav schäfer x male reader #gustav schäfer x reader #gustav schäfer

[kpopscruggles]

hallo!! ᡣ ⋅ ⋅ ᪲ა can u do sungchan and reader meet at the beach bar/club at night then ended up in sungchan's hotel room > <

ps. sungchan's beach photos still running through my mind😩 man got me running lapses, he so fine damn

OMG SAME

So why not make this like a beach house club situation (Ivebeentooneanditsfire!)

So, I am sorry this took so long....reason being I was debating on doing a full smut, but I can do a detailed description in a couple of paragraphs! 

I hope you like it and again sorry for the wait! 

----------------- 

So, let’s start this a bit straight forward about the best sex you've ever had. Sungchan was someone that was known by your friends during spring break. Now you two texting and him growing eager to see you again were once a fling at a beach house party. The whole beach was being taken up by young adults who drank, danced, smoked, built beach fires, and swam. Sungchan noticed you from afar, once his eyes were on you, they weren’t averting to anything else. You were going to be his by the end of the night, and taking a signal from the way you glanced back you agreed. 

Sunchan knew how to walk up, compliment you with that sweet tone of seduction, his hands soon holding your waist with the softest grip to see how you’d react. Seeing the smile on your face he gave in at this point. The simple “I know a little spot in the house, you wanna come up with me?” Ther wasn’t any need for convince because you were walking with him. The walk felt tense because of how much you two wanted each other. Sungchan could tell by how eager you were that you wanted your cunt filled with his cock as bad as he wanted your tight cunt around him.  

As soon as that door shut his lips were attached to yours. Easily you both paid no attention, you and Sungchan just found a random room and you realized this when he’s between your legs, resting you onto a pool table.  

WHEN I SAY THIS MAN CARES ABOUT YOU, I MEAN IT CAUSE WHAT!!!!!!!!! 

He’s sucking on your neck “You looked so pretty out there dancing; I couldn’t take my eyes off you....” He’s moaning while kissing your neck and grinding against you. He’s whipped in all honesty. Finally pulling his cock out, moving your swimsuit bottoms to the side... 

MANS GOING FERAL! 

Once he gets that tight cunt around him, he’s thrusting into you like no other!!! 

“Such a good cunt~” 

“Fuck you feel so good!” 

“Tell me it's mine! It’s my pussy, isn't it?! Yeah~ all mine Babygirl...that’s right~” 

The way he’s gonna pull his cock out too, make you get on your knees, and paint your face with cum! OH, MY MF GOD! 

When he gets to officially fuck you!?!??!? You're his and that’s that! 

#riize smut #riize hard hours #riize hard thoughts #sungchan smut #sungchan hard hours #sungchan hard thoughts #jung sungchan smut #jung sungchan hard hours #jung sungchan hard thoughts

[sanjisblackasswife]

Hi Timi! I don’t know if you’re request are open and if they’re not then please ignore this! Could I get your thoughts on the monster trio and their music taste please? Also I’m jealous of your set up I want it 😭

A/N: Awe:) Thank u smm :))))❣️ Enjoy!

𝕄𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕠’𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕔 𝕋𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖

Ft. Luffy, Sanji, Zoro

CW: None, Sanji is implied to be in a established relationship (or u can view it as him having a crush on you), Also im not a music expert I listen to the same three songs every single day🧍🏾‍♀️, All opinions too so dont fuckin try and add your own or correct mine make ur own damn post abt it

Luffy

Luffy isn’t biased about much so I doubt he’d be biased about music. His playlist can go from Avril Lavenge to friggin Tupac to it doesn’t really matter, it’s always on shuffle too when he listens

A LOT of Eminem (Moreso his Slim Shady Era). Bro really gets hype when he listens to him. Knows the words VERY quickly.

Knuck if You Buck🧍🏾‍♀️….just….don’t ask..just know ..if he plays that song he about to get ignorant.

Missy Elliot. Loves Missy Elliot, loves her songs, style, everything.

Kinda unrelated but he has a celeb crush on Sade and Lauryn Hill. Which he also listens too.

He does love Nicki Minaj. He is a fan, he likes her 2013-16 era the most

Blast Cardi B mostly because Zoro doesn’t like her

MJ LOVEEERRRRRRRRRRRR Absolutely loves “Thriller”, “They Dont Care About Us”, and “Smooth Criminal”🧍🏾‍♀️

Plays alotta krunk songs to battle against Usopp🧍🏾‍♀️

Also he likes alotta ignorant ass TikTok audios: i.e “Island boy”

Mf be walking around the sunny like

“CUZ IM AN ISLAND BOY🗣️ JUST TRY TO MAKE ITTT ITTTTT!”

also

also

“GIRL WHERE YA GOIN”

and here go Usopp: “HMMMM YAAAA BRING DAT ASS BACK HERE”

and here go Chopper because he wanna be included: “HMMM 🅰️🅰️🅰️!”

🧍🏾‍♀️

BUT SEAN PAUL IS HIS MF GO TO. If you dance with him to any of his songs be prepared for Luffy to grind against you…it’s so attractive when he sings the song because his accent peaks through

Sanji

Very old school R&B, classical guy.

He also loves a few Megan the Stallion Songs

Another hardcore MJ fan, plays a lot during the evening

Another song he loves is Jealous by Labrinth. It’s something he usually plays when he is on the deck smoking and thinking.

Same with Jorja Smith he loves her songs as well

If you can catch it, while Sanji is cooking you can sometimes hear him sing Love Story by Indlia and it’s the prettiest voice you’ll ever hear.

He also plays songs like Tadow and Infruanami. They’re his new faves.

Will play them old school songs like Just The Two of Us and some Al Green

He has such an old soul😭

He really plays them because they remind him of you, but three songs that reminds him of you (besides all of ‘em) are Easily by Bruno Major, Dark Red by Steve Lacy, and Not Around by Nova

Also loves Teynna Taylor and Rihanna sm

A “guilty pleasure” song he loves to hear is that one song that go like “my neck my back lick my 🐱 and my crack”🧍🏾‍♀️

and yes he made you a playlist

also yes he has a playlist for when he has sex (it’s really good actually)

Zoro

“IM THE PREDATOR—-“

I’m sorry.

Just kidding.

Eh. Zoro just hates Cardi B songs.

Dont ask why he just does they irritate him.

Anyways ummmmmm he listens to chill lo-fi. He does he is a very simple guy. There are a few Lauryn Hill songs he vibes too, a few very chill R&B

I actually don’t see him listening to anything very loud like rock music or anything. If he is ganna listen to music while working out he needs to be as focused and relaxed as he can.

Somehow always finds THE BEST underground jazz/R&B artist???

Like his playlist is SO interesting and filled with hidden gems

He like SZA on the low

Luffy put him on

Vibes to Brent Faiyaz when he is just chilling cleaning his swords

He doesn’t listen to music much in the first place but it’s cute to hear him mutter the songs to himself when he does.

#one piece #black reader #TimikosMonsterTrio #one piece headcanons #one piece x female reader #sanji #sanjionepiece #one piece x black!reader #sanji imagine #sanji x black reader #sanji x reader #x female reader #female reader #black foot sanji #one piece scenario #zoro headcanons #zoro hcs #luffy #luffy headcanons #ronoroa zoro #one piece zoro #luffy x reader #one piece fluff #luffy fluff #sanji fluff #zoro fluff #monster trio #monster trio headcanons

[biggesttmntfanintheworld]

Because you're alive again may I request more mutant-mayhem stuff? Like I got nothing specifically but I would love to see more of it! :3

I'm going through a severe case of writer's block so I'm sorry if this sucks:(

prom night

mutant mayhem! x gn! reader headcanons!

the turtless asking their crush to slow dance at prom!

leonardo

NEVOUS ASFFFFFFFFF

"bruh all you have to do is ask" "ITS NOT THAT EASY-"

bro heart hurts so bad he feels like its abt to explode

sweating like crazy too

bro does NOT know what to do

bro uses his rizz which is not existent to win you over

"hey uh...I think someone must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes..."(LMFAOOOOOOOOO)

"huh"

"Wanna Dance?"

his hands are really sweaty and icky(im sorry LMAO)

he CANNOT make eye contact bro

and at the end he tells you that you're really beautiful/handsome/cute and runs away

:3

raphael

he doesn't really want to dance

because he thinks it's "not manly"

but his brothers are making him do it because they know he likes you

he really does not want to do it because he thinks it's embarrassing

butt...

he likes youuu soooo...

not nervous asking...like at all

like he's not scared whatsoever

bros so chill abt it.

"wanna dance?."

not sweaty like leo and donnie

"your eyes are really pretty"

:3

donatello

EXTREMELY nervous

like you can see the sweat dripping off of him

can't breathe

bro is literally dying

"why are you so nervous just ask" "im going to kill you shut up"

he keeps walking up to you and walking back

like he's about to tap on your shoulder and he just walks back(hes so silly)

he uses very cringy anime pick up lines

"Is your name Cana? Um, Cana call you mine?" (Fairy Tail Guild pick up line LMAOOO)

"what?"

"n-nothing!"

he just awkwardly stands around you after he said that

bro does NOT know what to do

after like 2 minutes of him standing around you awkwardly

"h-hey umm do y-you maybe w-wanna dance?, its fine i-if you don't want to"

"i would love to"

"r-really!?"

"yes!"

he fell in love with you a little deeper after that dance

:3

Michelangelo

THE ONLY MF WITH REAL RIZZ BRO

but not scared or nervous at all

he knows exactly how to rizz you up fr!

and now all he has to do is wait for the perfect moment to sweep you off your feet

as soon as the slow dance music starts...

he walks straight up to you and grabs your shoulder genty

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together"(HES SO SILLY BRO)

"oh?"

"would you like to dance with me?"

he smells like vanilla or cocoa 100%

he asked you out for pizza the next day after school

:3

can you guys give me tips on how to do oneshots like I'm actually suffering

constructive criticism is greatly appreciated:333

BYEEEEE

#mutant mayhem x reader #mutant mayhem #mutant mayhem raph #mutant mayhem leo #mutant mayhem donnie #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt 2023 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt mm #mm tmnt #mutant mayhem mikey #idk what else to tag

[simpinberry]

costar reader and bella messing around on set of tlou?

costar! reader, platonic and romantic, gnreader!,

i adore this idea <3 making this for some of us who just wanna be friends with bella.

platonic

i know damn well everyone would be looking for you guys on set just to find y’all in a corner making tiktoks. i can’t be the only one who thinks bella would 100% be down to make funny tiktok dances with you. lmaoo i can see them doing the “my blickyyy uponnn the dresserr” trend.

boredom is something you and bella have banished from set. you have a 2 hour wait in the middle of the woods. y’all are picking up sticks and fighting each other. playfully obviously but someone’s definitely gonna get hurt in the end. it’d start by you finding a big stick and challenging bella with a “HUSSAH” and she’d immediately match your energy, running off to find her own stick. y’all would get told off for getting ur clothes dirty (you end up rolling around in mud and dirt). bella simply shrugs it off reminding them you’re both literally on the set of the last of us. bless ur stylists fr

the perks of being on the set of tlou is that you guys get to shoot in some really cool places. when bella can she rlly loves using the camera you got her for their birthday. always makes you lose in front of the pretty views with big mountains in the back. has embarrassing an embarrassing video of you spilling down a hill and getting your entire ass handed to u. you’ll get her back by sneaking photos of her and pedro sleeping with their mouths open lmaooo. you two are always sneaking photos and documenting the whole experience, smth everyone will be grateful for later on.

romantic

although you both try to remain as professional as possible and not let ur relationship get in the way of ur actor duties. you guys r the cheesiest and cutest mfs on set. will steal kisses right before director yells “action” (can u guys tell ik nothing abt being on a set lmaoo) you guys are famous for taking ur naps together when you have time and are exhausted. two idiots, sleeping in their chairs, hand and hand.

giggle attacks. i know the crew is SICK OF YALLLL. you’ll say one stupid joke and you’re both GONE. cut the show, end it, done for the day yall r menaces. bella will try her best to hide her giggle into your shoulders but it’ll just make u laugh even more. will shush you, finger to her lips. tries everything she can think of to get u to stop. puts both of their hands on your face and tells you to take a ‘deep breath’ and whilst making eye contact. YALL WERE ROLLLINGGG ON THE FLOOR.

if you forget a line, even once, you’ll never hear the end of it from bella. they’ll find it the funniest thing on the planet and will tease you relentlessly for it. silent treatment mode activate‼️‼️ will genuinely beg for ur forgiveness once u don’t budge “babe no pls i’m sorryyyy, cmon tell me what will make this better? cmon how can i get you to forgive me hmm?” lots of pouting they’re soo cute. but you’re STUBBORN. “hmm how bout some kisses?” boom you got her exactly where u wanted her. she’ll attack your face with kisses until you break out in giggles. will continue to do so until you pry her off you. “yeah? my prtty bby likes kisses?” you give her one big long kiss before pulling away. “yes idiot, i do like your kisses but istg stop making fun of me now”

bella is so gf it acc makes me blush deeply sometimesss. i love writing about how it would be like to be around cuz they seem so fucking lovely

#bella ramsey #bella ramsey x reader #bella ramsey fluff #wlw #bella ramsey gf #bella ramsey head cannon #lgbtq #lesbian #nonbinary #bella ramsey imagines #the last of us

[nqify]

can you do thigh riding hcs?!?!?! it's been on my mind all day literally I need it so bad!!! I love your miles stories/fics! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

YEYSYEYS!!! I LOVE!!! a lot of people also asked for this!! so I’ll be combining everyone’s requests here!!

thigh riding. — miles quaritch ☆

pairing. na’vi!miles quaritch. fem!reader

content warning. daddy kink. lil choking. edging. lots of dirty talk. overstimulation.

note. kitty has BIG thighs for sure!!! like daddy I’m begging u PLS just be real

Okay so this could go two ways!! this MF loves you ofc, cherishes you and everything but!! I feel like thigh riding can either be for he’s too busy and can’t get pleasure u rn or he’s punishing your ass. There is no in between

let’s just say your sitting on miles’ lap while he’s doing his work in his office. Your thighs spread around his and your arms wrapped around his neck, giving him little pecks. you grind your clothed pussy on his bulge, causing some friction.

“mama, cmon behave for me” he’d tap ur butt. you’d just whine. like daddy pls!!! you’d start to kiss along his jaw to his cheeks, “baby, you know we can’t do this now, I’ve got work to do” still kissing him you say, “pls mwah ive mwah been so mwah good!!!” he thinks ur so cute omg

he chuckles at you and pulls you away, finally making eye contact with you. he grabs you by your chin, “this work is very important to me right now, so can you sit on my lap and look pretty while I finish this?? then we can play for as long as you want baby” but that wasn’t enough. You need him now. you need release now!!

you grind on him again, “daddy!!! but I’ve been such a good girl today!! I’ve done everything you’ve asked!! pretty pls” you pout ur lips and flutter ur eyelashes. AWW HE LOVES U!!!! he shakes his head, “tsk, baby, you know I can’t say no to you”

“but I still need this work done, so ride my thigh mama” girl HUH??? u froze, you’ve never done this before at all!! “what ma?? too scared” he teased. he pulls your body onto his left thigh, flexing it a bit. “here mama, you know how to love to grind on my dick, it’s like that but on my thigh. you can do that right baby??” you nod your head. “but what about u??”

omg he’s so INLOVE with you!!! the fact that you care about him getting off too!!! “aww baby aren’t u the sweetest thing, don’t worry about me mama, I’ll be just fine watching you get off” GIRLLLL!!!

you slowly start to grind on his thigh, rubbing ur poor pussy against it. miles doesn’t acknowledge you at all and u hated that. like daddy come help me out pls?? he’d just be doing his work while you would try to get off on his thigh.

more pleasure rose from your heat, your pussy getting wetter by the minute. He could feel his thigh become damp. LORD he’s trying so hard to focus rn. he’d take a little peek now and then to see your beautiful body and my god he loves it.

“mmm!! d-daddy, feels so good” this fucker is not focusing on his work anymore. He’s now leaning back on his chair, one arm hooked around ur waist while the other is slowly rubbing your clit. “yeah baby, u like that?? u like daddy’s thigh huh?? yeah u do. look at ur pretty pussy getting off to it”.

he is loving the sight. You getting lost in ur own pleasure, ur hands grabbing his thighs for support and ur head rolled back. “a-ah!! m-milesmmm!!! so close” he’s into now omg. “already mama??? fuck ur so hot, letting daddy take u like this. s-shit gimme a kiss” you lean into him and kiss him. tongue dancings together.

“u gonna cum baby?? my good girl gonna cum for daddy?? all over his thigh right? yeah that’s my pretty slut” GIRLFIRL you’d grind faster, chasing your release. “p-please!! talk to me more daddy”

ohmygod now he is going feral, “yeah baby?? you like my voice huh? Gets you off now doesn’t it?? such a fucking slut mmm” and if u thought that wasn’t going to make u cum, “cmon mama, wanna see ur pretty pussy cum on me, need it bad, s-shit can feel u clenching baby, u like that huh???” and BOOM u came!!!

now this fucker will take thigh fucking to the next level!!!! see if ur a brat…girl u better run. he will edge u over and over again on his thigh. Like not even on his dick or tongue.

you’d be facing him, his hand on ur neck while his other was on ur hip. you’d be a sobbing mess, tears coming from ur eyes down to ur cheeks!!! lips all pouty and pink omg!!!HE LOVES THIS SIGHT

but bc u were being such a brat he’d can’t show that he likes it, he just looks mad. “awww baby r u close?? you know u can’t cum until daddy says so, and u want to make daddy happy again right??” Ur nodding ur head, grinding on his thigh.

“d-daddy please!!” u cry out. “nah uh mama, your not getting away with what u did that easy. just keep grinding on daddy’s thigh, be a good girl for me” HIS WORDS HIS VOICE SO DEEP!!! the way he speaks to you makes u WETT like girl.

he can clearly see when ur about to cum or not, when u r he’d pull ur whole body up and you’d cry!!! he’s denied you so many times now omg.

“you wanna cum so bad don’t you mama? you wanna cum for daddy right? yeah I know u do, cuz ur such a slut huh? just needa cum all the time dont you?” okay girl u crying rn. But you couldn’t hold it in this time, your release ur juices on his thighs. u r in big trouble now.

”can’t even listen to a single thing i say. I asked for one thing mama, fucking slut”. oh MYGOD “you wanna cum mama?? yeah go ahead cum again” u look at him confused. “w-what?” “You heard me slut” you go back to grinding on him and feel urself getting close

“cmon baby, cum for me” and u did. Why is this fucker LAUGHING??? “aww u thought it was that easy didnt you?? u think u can just cum all you want, uh uh baby, since u wanna disobey daddy ur gonna cum over and over again until ur fucking brain dead” OHSJIT!!

this MF is overstimulating you now. you’d cum so many times that all u would see were stars. He is loving it.

you’d be a babbling mess, trying to form words, “m-miles aaahhhshn f-fuck p-pleaseahh too muchmmmm!!” omg he thinks this is the hottest you’ve ever looked, so fucked out and just for him. “just one more baby, you can cum one more time right?? yeah I know u can, daddy wants to see u cum cmon mama” GIRL!!!

you’d release all over him one last time, he’d kiss your forehead, “you gonna listen to me now right baby?” You nod ur head, “that’s my good girl” he’d pull you to the bedroom, giving u lots of kissing and rubbing your thighs with his thumbs.

lord this man loves you. even though ur the biggest brat he knows he still loves u!! “love u so much mama, u did so well for me, good girl” you’d smile at him, “only for you daddy” HE SMILING, “atta girl”

#miles quaritch smut #miles quaritch x reader #colonel miles quaritch #miles quaritch #na’vi quaritch #na’vi smut #na’vi #jake sully x you #jake sully x reader #jake sully #jake sully smut #avatar the way of water #avatar way of water #avatar 2 #avatar #avatar smut #stephen lang #stephen lang smut

[smizzy]

Jenna dating hcs

YOU BURNT MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND MY FAMILY'S DEAD WHAT DO I DO

She'd very much like to take you with her to set everyday

She misses you more often she stays sending photos and texts of what she's doin, what she's eating, who she's with

you too

She's made many playlists for you two for different occasions

she believes you are the funniest person and people should know that

even her cast mates love seeing you knowing you always have them laughing over anything

She'd try and cook your favorite dish and 1-up you because you made hers a 5-star Michelin dish

pictures pictures picturessss

shares her earphones with you because she likes you too much

younger and taller than her? you came to the right place

the height difference is so cute

dancing around the house at 2 AM

would 100% learn how to braid your hair if you got sum thick thick ifykyk

you are the finest mf she ever laid her eyes on

i know dasss rightttt

now that im high lets get to the real stuff

definitely has a little part of her room that belongs to you and your stuff

she's learned about the .5 photos from you

she won't stop doing them on you and her sister

disagreements only cus you take things to heart a lil too much

me fr

"dont talk to me" almost every time she (someone) hurts your (my) feelings

she likes that about us twinnn

tiktok drafts pile like bodies

going to the beach til nighttime w those bonfires

back to disagreements *more like hurt feelings*

serious ones don't happen often

and when they do, u puttin air pods in and listening loud

either way you're always in the right

surprisingly deep conversations you start bc of high rambling

cue the end loop of 'not allowed' by tv girl

when you text her she always responds faster than you can even swipe out of the conversation

unless filming

you send her photos of what you eat in a day

likes hugging u very much thanku

also eye contact

anywhere you wanna go she'd book a flight for you

hate to c u cry baby :(

rubbing your back, kissin your cheek, getting you what you wanna eat purr

school or if ur busy she'd she see on the weekends

and i mean every weekend

with new food to try with her

thinks of you as her whole heart, soul, mind, veins,and blood

definitely a deeper connection this aint no tomfoolery

never fails to blush at flowers you get her no matter what they are she's thankful and loves them no less

always up after 12 sending her tiktoks but its the comments that got you covering your mouth from laughing

"why are u up stop sending me tiktoks gts"

showing each other how the sky looks for both of you if you two are away from one another

she hates shopping apparently

cus when she with you its like ts flew out the window

any photo on good with you two on google has both of you two staring at each other with love

#jenna ortega x reader #jenna ortega imagines #wednesday x reader #wednesday imagines #jenna ortega icons #wednesday netflix #wednesday series #wednesday addams #wednesday addams x reader #wednesday addams imagines

[tuituipupu]

ok, i was in the shower thinking about the concept/plot for icip mv + my thoughts began to spiral as more layers of unhinged washed over me so if you'll allow me to just place some stupid plot predictions here... *cracks knuckles, clears throat*

so Käärijä is pregnant...

✨ metaphorically ✨ at least.

HE IS PREGNANT WITH THE NEW KÄÄRIJÄ. PREGNANT WITH A NEW VERSION OF HIMSELF.

i don't know if that at least has been theorised already?, but that's what i'm mainly guessing the concept is.

with all the 'coming soon' hints in the staging and on insta? YEAH THE BIRTH OF A NEW KÄÄRIJÄ / A NEW ERA is coming soon, making room for new sounds, new styles and newer audiences.

also preparing nicely for the upcoming album, could be intro: icip?

so now we have that out of the way, here's my icip mv prediction

⚠ WARNING: MAY CONTAIN STUPIDITY, VIOLENCE, SEX. ⚠

Ok so mv starts. the scene is instantly p intense to match how the song starts.

they're (käärijä & tommy) deep in the forest isolated at their very own crazy party 'rave' complete with green flashing lights.

... and they're 'partying' for sure ahem simulating / being pretty suggestive it throws you into it immediately and will piss off parents and homophobes straight away. 👋 hei hei suckers

cut to häärijä waddling into the woodland clearing - he spots tommy and kä *ahem* 'partying' together and immediately gets jealous/protective of our current cha cha cha käärijä (excuse you that's his best bro. bf. bro. dance partner)...

häärijä furiously waddles out from behind a tree into the midst of the rave, revealing himself + trying to separate them (complete with concerned fast eyebrow wiggling expressions from the yellow man)

käärijä gets pissed at this (häärijä why are u here again ruining the vibe and my fun mf) author's note: häärijä is a precious angel stop being mean to him >:((

tommy either hands käärijä a shovel he bought for protection from forest beasts and käärijä hits häärijä round the head with it (lmao no) and they kidnap him / or they just kidnap him minus that lol.

cut to a shot of tommy and käärijä digging häärijä's grave (the grave seems more häärijä shaped to me) as they stare eerily from above shovelling dirt onto the camera from a häärijä in the ground pov - burying him (kind of alive??)

is there some other kind of murder weapon in their hands below??

... at the next slower bit (pre-chorus?) this is where the baby (new era käärijä) is made as they resume the gay agenda.

so my idea is that obviously they can't be TOO suggestive on yt (everyone booed,) so the way they 'make a baby' is to conceive through the art of TOUCHING HANDS. (so romantic) see below:

something akin to the ken's 'beaching off' if you've seen the barbie movie (super gay ;)

then the next section of the song the new käärijä is created/comes into existence and reveals his new image / personality (water birth scene in the lake with tommy helping? lmao)

as soon as new era käärijä meets his maker (current cha cha cha era käärijä,) he wants to murder/destroy him 🗡💥🩸

tommy instantly goes along with this, preferring new era käärijä and the "hey käärijä u wanna party with me?" spoken word part of the song is tommy speaking to the new era käärijä just created.

as soon as "right here right now? yeaaaaahhh..." is spoken and the final intense drop comes, they finally kill present cha cha cha käärijä probs through drowning him in a lake (what is the lake for? idk you decide, i think it's 2 separate murders)

the new era käärijä + tommy finish raving and collapse by the lake.

✨ the end. ✨

#creativity isn't dead guys #also this is all just stupid silly speculations from my mind as it ran free in the shower. #it's fucked up and funny (to me) and has fucked implications #we will get something crazy for sure either way. #so yeah i think all this strange pregnant talk is like metaphorical. #anyway this is how i spend my sundays #yayyyyy #käärijä #tommy cash #it's crazy it's party #icip #häärijä

[shitpostingsystem]

bsd ramblings (season 5)

nikolai is my scrungo

bro can’t live without his electronics omg that chronically online mf

dazai <3

HI RANPO I MISSED YOU

HI POE OMG KISS RANPO 

“yeah you helped out we don’t have time for all your gloating right now” AWWW THEYRE IN LOVE

“tttttttttttttterrorist!!!” bro stutters more than wattpad y/n

WHERE THE HELL IS AKUTAGAWA I HAVENT SEEN HIM IN FOREVER

i love bsd’s intros omfg. the animation, the music, it’s amazing 

kunikida’s hands said “nuh uh”

bro has a massive hangover lmao

i love how the guys are fangirling

why is he a dilf

“no im not! i’m…young!” silly

atsushi has a fear of abandonment? mood 

HI AKUTAGAWA I MISSED YOU

dazai <33333333333333333

SHIN SOUKOKUUUUU 

dazai our he/they king

“a new generation of double black” YES WKNEIDNEJDSSHBEHDBE

“you’re the trial for me” that’s what she (akutagawa) said 

AKUTAGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ATSUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

oh they’re ok it’s fine. forgot we were going on anime rules

akutagawa has a lung disease?? damn. womp womp. L. roll better stats

i want to hug whoever made the season 5 intro. it’s my favorite 

istfg if akutagawa actually dies i’m killing myself

HI BRAM. SWORD VAMPIRE MAN

AKUTAGAWA IS A FUCKING VAMPIRE NOW WTF 

why is vampirism kinda hot (i’m a sex repulsed asexual) 

WHAT KIND OF SEMIPOP MUSIC IS PLAYING

dazai you silly babygirl

i am a fyodor/dazai bestie truther 

nikolai is so fucking silly

“because i missed you, bestie!” how about boyfriend nikolai? 

nikolai/fyodor

bram basically adopting the kid is amazing and i love it 

“this is a fantastic opportunity, a true gift from heaven” dazai you absolute suicidal mood

“i’m sleepy. take me back” MOOD BRAMBRAM

the kid having trauma is a mood

brambram having an ipod is something i needed 

dazai/sigma besties

dazai dancing with his bestie is amazing 

HI KENJI I MISSED YOU

CHUUYA IS A VAMPIRE NOW?????

kenji having anger issues but appearing chill is a whole mood 

imagine fighting a dude and passing out like bros

“you’re pretty sharp for a three year old” lmao dazai

is fyodor gonna die? dammit i liked that dude 

DAZAI PUT SHOES ON I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR DOGS

dazai being manipulative is so fun to see. i love seeing the burnt wet cat being toxic 

“do you want me to drown you in a bathtub?” “what’s a bathtub?” LMAO I LOVE THOSE TWO

damn childhood friends 

is dostoyevsky a christian????? nah i refuse 

dazai, sigma, dostoyevsky, and nikolai are besties and commit every crime ever (except for like. animal abuse and rape and the shit they wouldn’t do) 

WAIT IS CHUUYA GONNA KILL DAZAI NONONONONKNSJENDUENWJFBWJCBEUCUENCUENDHBEUDHDHE

brambram and the girl are so silly. i love them (i don’t ship them ofc don’t get the wrong idea, parent and kid silly) 

dostoyevsky said help me and went crazy 

split personality??? MOOD????

awww cmon i was hoping for did dostoyevsky 

“FUCK THAT REALLY HURT” GOD I LOVE DAZAI

CHUUYA DONT YOU DARE KILL DAZAI 

DAZAI WINDSUBEIDBWDU WHDBSHWBDUE

NOOOOOOOOO

IM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRY OMFG OMWHDJWNDUW UB WE BEHXBEHDYEH

DAZAIIIIWJHEUDNSUCNDHD

ANIME RULES BETTER ANIME 

I NEED DAZAI TO LIVE GODDAMMIT

MY WET CAT HAS TO LIVE

NIKOLAI STFU DAZAI IS DEAD

O S A M U D A Z A I 

SIGMA NOOOOOOOOOO

OH THANK GOD THANK GOD THANK SWEET BABY JESUS

MY BABYGIRL IS OKAY

“who are you calling a dumbass??” CHUUYA KISS YOUR HUSBAND 

i love him <33333

PLEASE TELL ME SIGMA IS OKAY THOUGH

nikolai just say you have a crush on fyodor 

nikolai and fyodor commit tax evasion together 

bro got fucking stabbed by a girlboss 

the grey haired motherfuckers are gay your honor

WHY IS BRAM FUCKING STOKER HOT 

why the new villain kinda 😳😳

SHIN SOUKOKUUUUUUU

boyfies explained by my moot (@duckduckgoose-exe):

Okay here are the amazing ships as different types of boyfies

Chuuya and Dazai: ‘I hate you’ means ily boyfies

Atsushi and Akutagawa: boyfailure boyfies

Ranpo and Poe: autism boyfies

Jouno and Tecchou: ‘you fucking idiot’ boyfies

Nikolai and Fyodor: crazy but in the homoerotic way boyfies

#bsd ramblings #bsd

[jack-kellys]

hello everyone here are the few notes i had from that weird night i keep mentioning (march 29):

alex christian legend hero king tossed himself into buttons for act 2 while fellow legend hero king jordan isaac tossed himself out of buttons and into tommy boy!

* it’s something i didn’t consider bc i’ve never done this show on a professional level like this— each character has a track. like each little ensemble role. because tommy dances here during this part, and he crosses this way, and jordan can’t just do his personal track because tommy has to scab and talk to these people and etc. like that mapping out must be fucking insanity especially considering they have TWO SWINGS ONLY right now bc of past injuries etc. with the moscar debacle this weekend this has become pretty obvious but the way we were like “aw no alex… —where’s jack?? —ALEX????”

the lights came all the way on during intermission that day! so we had intermission for at least 10 extra minutes to switch out tommy for jordan and consequently jordan for alex, which was fine by me bc now i have fully lit pictures of the set for you all.

jack bromage (tommy boy) nearly dropped zach guest (ike? a swing?) on his fucking head! whoops!!! and then tommy got hurt and disappeared for act 2 LMAO mans needs to be more careful oh my god

*speaking on tommy though as a character in this version: tommy is integral to the newsies. he’s in trousers, takes the east side as a whole to report the strike to, and when he scabs… oh it’s a moment. crutchie is shocked (“tommy?”), finch says his “they think they can just waltz in here and take OUR jobs?” to tommy directly and shoves him down, which is the only act of violence finch rly commits.

*during the brawl, finch hangs back (around woodside’s overhang balc) and surveys. and there’s this one moment when mush is on the ground via wiesel who has a baseballl bat, and mush is pleading w/ wiesel not to hit him. wiesel grips mush’s suspender as if to hit him again and then the cop whistle blows, and wiesel drops mush and mush.. doesn’t get up. you can hear finch say “no.. no no no-” from woodside before running down and checking if mush is breathing, tapping him to wake him up and get up… ahh another newsie was next to mush that finch was checking on too but i wasn’t sure who- and then finch bolts with those two. and it’s when he’s helping those two offstage that crutchie calls for him, romeo, jack. like bro. the ACTUAL CHARACTER in this show is fantastic like that’s so small but literally the only reason finch can’t help crutchie is bc he’s doing his little sub-leader role and he can’t and it’s. sad. i was like oh wow. nuance. directorial thought. like they had to reason out that staging. it makes me think if they went thru the show and were actually like “what is each character doing during this fight” instead of “what is each actor doing during this fight” which is SOOOOO. impressive.

after king of new york, race and finch take the tables off down in front of brooklyn’s seating. i was sitting in brooklyn bc i scored an act 2 spot lmao. race says to finch “i don’t polish the tables, THEY do!” and pointed directly at me with a fire in his mf eyes. i was. startled and i also fell in love

going into headcanon territory rq for mush. there was a little joking snippet a while back on jacob’s insta story q&a with mush punching albert in the context of like “who could beat al in a fight”. so like mush might be a bit younger but maybe he’s a good fighter so finch seeing HIM down that badly during the fight…. slay. i just love it. it scares finch so bad. i wanna write the fight from his pov now

anyway gents this weekend we approach my final time of seeing this show (i’ve gone 5 times oops)… but definitely not my final analysis post. thank u for sticking by and giving them a lot of love it’s very cool they’re all under #analysis

#bc now i can evolve my analyses into headcanons woooo #analysis #finch cortes #newsies #newsies uk #fizz freaks #mush meyers #tommy boy #newsies cast #racetrack higgins #josh was like YOU. you. and i was like. if i Was working on newsies i prob would be polishing the dance tables lmao

[bunnimatsu]

the matsus as my fave slashers bc i have no self control in my life. also its 4 fucking AM im a little bit drunk.

tag(s): yandere matsu tendencies (i think), stabby stab men from horror movies i masturbated to-I MEAN WATCHED LIKE A NORMAL PERSON AHAHAHAHAHHA………….*cough* ..ahah…

(i’m not crazy i sweaaarrrr)

osomatsu

ghostface. you wanna tell me this mf WON’T call yo phone and be like “u got a boyfriend~?” also he definitely would dress up like him just to scare you (if thats how i remember the first scream movie)

karamatsu

candyman. fuck. yes. if you haven’t watched the original candyman DO IT AND THINK ABOUT KARA THE ENTIRE FUCKING TIME.

choromatsu

BILLY LENZ. he’s the reason i wrote this in the first fucking place. LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THIS BITCH WON’T BE UP IN YOUR ATTIC LIKE A CREEP AND CALL FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE BEING ALL PERVY AND GROSS. GO ON. I DARE YOU.

(as i’m writing totty’s part) i realize he also fits as brahms heelshire. mm. watch ‘the boy’ and think abt him for this, you’ll see what i mean.

ichimatsu

jason voorhees. ….. need i explain this one?

jyushimatsu

bubba sawyer! idk. imagine jyushi doing the dance he does at the end of the og chainsaw massacre lmfao. also family oriented and sweet (yes i think bubba sawyer is sweet what about it)

todomatsu

for some reason i wanna say brahms heelshire as well? idk. it just fits him too. being needy and nearly murdering the grocery boy you started liking a lil too much.

#jarvis.fics #osomatsu san #mr osomatsu x reader #osomatsu san imagine #osomatsu #karamatsu #choromatsu #ichimatsu #jyushimatsu #todomatsu

[muichirosfavv]

U should write another fan dic pooks either abt black butler characters 😻 or a special addition of my Pookie curly fries 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍😍💋💋💋

NEVER WRIGUNB FOR CURLY FRIES NO😭NEVER IN AMILLION YEARSS EWWWW

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Dating the Black Butler characters

Alois Trancy

OH GOD, he is a handful to deal with

he has insane jealousy problems so good luck w that

he despises Ciel, he is insanely jealous of him, especially if he’s with you

but who am I kidding, Alois would not let Ciel be in the same room as you or even breathe the same air as you, he envies that blue haired boy

he loves you dearly though, he would spoil you ughh

Do you think you’re gonna live at your own manor when you start dating him?

wrong, the moment you accept his confession he has Claude moving all your stuff to his manor

he is very affectionate and needs to have his hands on u 24/7, holding your hand, hugging you, arm around ur waist he is notttt letting go

When Ciel is around, if he just happens to be at the same ball as you and you’re blonde boyfriend, Alois refers to you as Mr/Mrs Trancy

he gets jealous so easily and is lowkey toxic abt it

just reassure him you won’t leave him and he will chill

His love for you cannot be described at all

Ciel Phantomhive

He’s such a turd omfg

he is honestly very shy, PDA will most likely be uncommon unless he’s surprisingly bold

his jealousy rate is probably a good 7/10

Its mostly just around Alois, he hates the blonde haired brat, he doesn’t like how Alois tries to be touchy with you

But anyways, he will spoil you so much, if you even look at something for a quick second at a store, it’s yours.

gets sooo flustered at your affection, even quick hugs

if you kiss him oh my god this mf is passing tf out

he loves your kisses but is too cocky to admit that ofc

You will often catch him admiring you but he denies that he was looking at you, he was just “zoning out”

if you compliment his eyes, he is putty in your hands ahhhh

amazing hugger.

ALWAYS make sure you have ate well, drank enough water, and got enough sleep

he loves you and doesn’t wanna loose you.

Elizabeth Midford

Another affectionate mf

she is so affectionate, hugs 24/7, whenever , wherever

If you are a shopping person, oh goddd..

she will drag you across England, going store to store, buying soooo many clothes, jewelry and shoes

if you aren’t the affectionate type, of course she will tone it down, she doesn’t wanna make you uncomfortable.

if you can protect yourself and she sees you in action, she is in loveeee, she admires you so much!

but if fighting skills is something you lack, she won’t mind protecting you.

if you are interested in leading how to fight or use swords properly, she will gladly show you how!

ALWAYSSSSS COMES TO UR MANOR

she will full on decorate your manor

she loves when you both choose each others outfits and do eachothers hair! She finds it so relaxing but fun at the same time

her Brother, somewhat approves of you…

she never gets jealous, she knows you’d never leave her and she’d never leave you

just marry this girl already ahhhh

Sebastian Michealis

He’s such an annoying tease

when he’s not serving Ciel, he’s with you

but if you both happen to work with Ciel, Sebastian definitely does daily chores with you!

He never thought demons could genuinely love but when you came along his view on that changed.

If Ciel walks in on you guys being affectionate (kissing, cuddling, etc. ), he will just stare and say “ew” and close the door

definitely kisses u randomly during work just to get on your nerves, and since this mfs footsteps r so quiet he hugs you from behind and it scares the crap out of you

always complimenting youuu!

”you look divine today”

UGHH HIS COMPLIMENTS JUST HIT DIFFERENT

At balls he will always be dancing with you, tightly holding you and just staring at you lovingly

Hates Claude, HATESSS Him

he hates the way Claude looks at you, he doesn’t like it when he even looks in your direction or talks to you

hes so politely rude abt it

he just wants Claude to know you belong to him.

hes annoying but he loves you dearly, he loves how you don’t mind that he’s a demon

Undertaker

He’s so unserious lmao

he tries to scare you with the dead corpses

he always tries to do anything that makes you laugh

he loves hearing you laugh and seeing your lovely smile

he lets you play with his long hairrr

hes also affectionate! PDA is ehhhh a maybe?

In private he just loves to hold you and make jokes with you

If you both are unserious idiots, that makes you two sooo annoying to Earl Ciel

Ciel hates both of you but he only goes to see you two for information

You and Undertaker don’t even have to talk to start bursting out laughing

if you just look at eachother you both are rolling on the floor laughing for god knows what reason

jealousy rate 0/10

he trusts you! He knows no one is as funny as him duhhh

you both tease Ciel sooo much, he just wants you both out of his sight every time you two speak

you both jus wander around the city at night laughing your heads off

but when your upset, he’s so serious

He cares for you so much tbhh

jus kiss this mf already

#black butler #anime #yana toboso #sebastian michaelis #kuroshitsuji ciel #ciel phamtonhive #undertaker #alois trancy #kuroshitsuji alois #claude faustus #muichirosfavv